All jokes posted here. I'll start off with a few of my faveourites.
No.1
3 guys get stuck on a desert island and it's only them and a cannibal ! The cannibal makes a deal with them that he'd let them leave if there 3 penis's could match his 1.
The cannibal whips out his 20 inch schlong and says, " here beat that ". They however choose not to beat it but get out there own cocks. The sizes consisted of 10 icnhes and 9 inches. By this time they were quietly confident they would succeed. Needing only 1 inch more. The third got his out and it was indeed 1 inch. After much tense calculations the cannibal agrees to let them leave.
On the boat home the 10 inch guy sniggers and says, lucky I had a 10 incher. The other one smiles, lucky I had a 9 incher. The other guy looks sad however and says " lucky I had an erection! "
No. 2
A guy is stuck on a desert island with only a pig and a dog. After a few months there he starts too feel increasingly sexually frustrated. so he decides that the pig is the best option however the dog keep biting him when he goes to do the dirty deed. This goes on for a month and the man cant take it anymore.
But ! To his surprise he sees a beutiful young lady drowning at sea. He goes and saves her and she's so happy that she says " I will do anything for you !" To which the man replies " Gonna take that damn dog for a walk !!!"
No.3
What did the banana say to the dildo?
<You> Dunno..
<Banana> What the hell are you shaking for, shes gonna eat me !!
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No.1
3 guys get stuck on a desert island and it's only them and a cannibal ! The cannibal makes a deal with them that he'd let them leave if there 3 penis's could match his 1.
The cannibal whips out his 20 inch schlong and says, " here beat that ". They however choose not to beat it but get out there own cocks. The sizes consisted of 10 icnhes and 9 inches. By this time they were quietly confident they would succeed. Needing only 1 inch more. The third got his out and it was indeed 1 inch. After much tense calculations the cannibal agrees to let them leave.
On the boat home the 10 inch guy sniggers and says, lucky I had a 10 incher. The other one smiles, lucky I had a 9 incher. The other guy looks sad however and says " lucky I had an erection! "
No. 2
A guy is stuck on a desert island with only a pig and a dog. After a few months there he starts too feel increasingly sexually frustrated. so he decides that the pig is the best option however the dog keep biting him when he goes to do the dirty deed. This goes on for a month and the man cant take it anymore.
But ! To his surprise he sees a beutiful young lady drowning at sea. He goes and saves her and she's so happy that she says " I will do anything for you !" To which the man replies " Gonna take that damn dog for a walk !!!"
No.3
What did the banana say to the dildo?
<You> Dunno..
<Banana> What the hell are you shaking for, shes gonna eat me !!
Add some more jokes and make this teh official joke thread stickay :D.