Uhh, you retard, I was saying you wouldn't get anywhere by asking for proof. I think you might be needing
this.
EDIT: So you can understand what might happen in a situation like that...
Lawyer: Did you sexually assault Mr. X on the night in question?
You: Can you prove I did?
Lawyer: Yes. Moron.
Your Lawyer (whispers): Plead insanity, plead insanity.
...On second thoughts, you might get away with it.