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Soldat Forums - Misc - The Bash Pit
LumpyFerret
December 17, 2004, 1:09 am
hey guys..

im going to spend an hour writing a stupid random story wich no one will read!

and post it in a forum...WHEE!!!!!!!!!!

then i will draw a stupid picture and post it...

because everyone will think that im cool!

and then...

well i dont know

because you will all be busy reading my story..

WOO!!!

[IMAGE]ING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kazuki
December 17, 2004, 1:11 am
Dude, you need to be in Special Education. Seems like you have all the time in the world anyway.

LumpyFerret
December 17, 2004, 1:13 am
and then kazuki comes and has something to say..

because he is soooo wise..

go on throw you two cents in..

i care!

oh how i care!

karmazon
December 17, 2004, 1:17 am
If you read between lines, lumpy is actually making a lot of sense now.

LumpyFerret
December 17, 2004, 1:20 am
karmazon your avatar is [IMAGE]e
i have wanted to say that for ever..
it is stupid
who is that??

the dirty slag from starwars or something?

well guess what...i have allready been through her several times..

so its sloppy seconds for you..


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OOoh i like soldat..

wheee..

look at your signature kazukis

ooh links to soldat stuff..

I have alot of spare time??

oh and the usa is a hole..
i have been there..

and i have to say Canada is cooler then you..

maby by 100%

oh ok then..

the rest of the world hates you..

including me..

im going to go have a ciggarette and blow the smoke onto pregnant mothers..

so that their children die..

you know what..

i wish that on the day of your birth..

on the way to the hospital..your parents had a car crash..

killing all three or more of you..

yeah its true i said it..


Hitman
December 17, 2004, 1:26 am
HAHAHA!

Kaz just got pooned.

Edit: Whow, wtf, I swear there were just little Soldat Santas flying around on my screen..

karmazon
December 17, 2004, 1:29 am
ok now you make no sense

Hitman
December 17, 2004, 1:31 am
No, seriously, there were Santas...on the screen, little ones with guns. Didnt the forums have something life that last Christmas?

I AM NOT CRAZY!!

Hitman
December 17, 2004, 1:33 am
I managed to click on one! Heres the pic: http://www.soldatforums.com/images/xmas/xmas-soldat2.gif

?
December 17, 2004, 1:43 am
Wierd.. lumpy used to be a nice dude from what I remember...

DT
December 17, 2004, 2:11 am
AH THIER ON THE SEVERS TO HOLY CRAP

_Mancer_
December 17, 2004, 2:15 am
I am...horrified to admit that Lumpy is right criticizing people who write storys *cough* Camping Carl * Cough*

All his storys I read and they...arent funny. At all.

Milkman Dan
December 17, 2004, 2:25 am
Hitman its the drugs...

can you unblock me from msn now?

The Geologist
December 17, 2004, 3:14 am
Hitman you stoner. Go smoke a bowl and eat a twinkie.

Milkman Dan
December 17, 2004, 3:40 am
Oh great, now i want twinkies

LumpyFerret
December 17, 2004, 4:36 am
you want a man..

you want me to beat you up..

no im going back to the point..

i wish your parents were dead..

all of you..

i wish that you had never been born..

i wish that you were a stillbirth..

or even better some sort of halfling with no arms..

and you know what..[IMAGE]s asking me for change..

If you want my change then sit OFF the street...with a sign and a cup and shut the [IMAGE] up and then maby you might get oh...NOTHING from me..

har har har..


this guy came up to me today and said that for 10 bucks i could kick him in the balls..

so i kinda thought about it for a second..but nah..

so i said that if he could kick his own balls i would give him 10 bucks..

[IMAGE]ssss

i wish that you were all homeless so i could give you a big old kick in the balls..

maby then you would learn some RESPECT!

i know how easy it is for those guys to get food..

even i have been at a soup kitchen..

its FREE for gods sake..

your not HUNGRY..

you want DRUGS..

And then this lady comes up to me and shes all haggard and has no teeth and shes like PLeeeasee i need some money..

and then shows me this [IMAGE]ed up bandage on her leg or something...

so naturally i give her NOTHING..

and then i see the old [IMAGE] RUNNING down the road!!!!!!

i should have kicked HER in the balls..


well i hate you all..

so feel free to say something so i can complain about you too..




Cookie.
December 17, 2004, 5:06 am
Yay i use to love the santas flying around last christmas ^__________^ and then that jingle when you logged in good stuff

DT
December 17, 2004, 5:16 am
wish i had sound...

LumpyFerret
December 17, 2004, 6:13 am
you wish you werent 13 and from turkey

Magniitude
December 17, 2004, 2:37 pm
I hope Lumpy gets eaten by a dog.

BManx2000
December 17, 2004, 2:58 pm
*tries to get santas to show up*

Deleted User
December 17, 2004, 6:20 pm
quote:Originally posted by LumpyFerretyou wish you werent 13 and from turkey


AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
i love Turkey and all they've done for man-kind, but that made me chuckle

LumpyFerret
December 17, 2004, 11:47 pm
turkey is smelly...

thats all i care to know about it