The, Stupid [IMAGE] that DT has said, Archive

This thread is dedicated to our amusing little friend, DT, who never ceases to provide us with someone to laugh at, namely; himself.

After seeing scores of just stupid one-liners by our fellow member, I thought I'd start a thread, in which we can keep all these silly remarks; somewhere they'll be safe, a place to which we can always go back, and warm our hearts with laughter.

As soon as you spot one of these little miracles, please head over to this thread, one could even bookmark it for convenience, and promptly post it.*

I'll start:

'wow jezus is involved with gayness... soon the pope will be considered gay...' - DT, 20 Dec 2004, 15:46:14 in this thread.

*Please use the same format as I have, for ease of reference and context.

"bah wo cares becuse i don't you shouldn't to Mr.panzinizer"
i really cant bother looking up the source and date..

Someone's always got to break the format ....

(damn, I just did too)

I personally would love to see a series of DT 'funnies'. Try to keep on topic peeps.

quote:Originally posted by DTi smell boat pussys...


I so call this quote to use in my sig should the need/want arise.

I feel that since DT is getting so much attention now, he's putting out these one liners on purpose.

dont be Jealous cause dodge is better

Ok, everyone remove them from your signatures. He's getting too much attention and might start thinking he's funny.

most of the time i don't try to be funny... they just come out...
though i'll try to stop spaming... but...

"I'm a jackarse spamming moron"


[spoiler]Well, he should say that[/spoiler]

"....."
Too many threads

"/dodge"

*1 post later*

"/dodge"

*1 post later

"/dodge"

1 post later..... you get the idea.

"it kinda reflects me if i was a rpg character... just with a Mustache"

.... ROFL, this was about his avatar.... but... wait a minute... his avatar dosent have a mushtache....

"Pass me the lubricant"

Don't forget the always classic "if you can't explane it its magic... or the meatball god screwing with me again..."

That one actually made me laugh, taken out of context like that. I vaugely remember the original thread and it wasn't nearly as funny there. But this stuff is just priceless when you quote it with no context to it...heheh.

...Meh, I feel like adding in some random stuff that hitman's said (taken out of context):

<Hatman> I'm gay
<Hatman> I like cocks but I look at porn to hide the fact that I loves Stalky
<H|tman> I owned AA in this thread: http://soldatforum.dnagames.net/active.asp
<Hitman`> THAT WAS MY FRIEND!!!! (after talking to himself)
<Hitman`> Stupid Milkshake
<Hatman> I like cock
<Hatman> As a former mod I should know better, but [IMAGE] it, let's all spam this thread with value posts
<Hatman> i am teh roxxors wiht barett cuase it it sooo 1337 dont even step. some people are so mean about baaret but i just say "pwned" and shoot em from behind a tree!
<Hatman> That's a name that chinks use
<Hatman> GODAMMIT MY [IMAGE]ING LEFT EAR IS BLOCKED AND WON'T UNBLOCK!!!
<Hatman> Me have small willie (Hatman says IT'S FAKED!!!!)
<Hatman> ALL OF YOUR MUMS

Constantin says:
I can give these new plugins to mummy (according to MilkmanDan (Hatman says it's faked again)

Yes, i'm just doing this out of boredom. And so DT doesn't get all the attention. And because Hitman posted a QDB quote badly, which ruined Chakra's IRC career.

quote:Originally posted by DTdont be Jealous cause dodge is better

quote:Originally posted by DTmost of the time i don't try to be funny... they just come out...
though i'll try to stop spaming... but...

quote:Originally posted by frogboy...Meh, I feel like adding in some random stuff that hitman's said (taken out of context):

<Hatman> I'm gay
<Hatman> I like cocks but I look at porn to hide the fact that I loves Stalky
<H|tman> I owned AA in this thread: http://soldatforum.dnagames.net/active.asp
<Hitman`> THAT WAS MY FRIEND!!!! (after talking to himself)
<Hitman`> Stupid Milkshake
<Hatman> I like cock
<Hatman> As a former mod I should know better, but [IMAGE] it, let's all spam this thread with value posts
<Hatman> i am teh roxxors wiht barett cuase it it sooo 1337 dont even step. some people are so mean about baaret but i just say "pwned" and shoot em from behind a tree!
<Hatman> That's a name that chinks use
<Hatman> GODAMMIT MY [IMAGE]ING LEFT EAR IS BLOCKED AND WON'T UNBLOCK!!!
<Hatman> Me have small willie (Hatman says IT'S FAKED!!!!)
<Hatman> ALL OF YOUR MUMS

Constantin says:
I can give these new plugins to mummy (according to MilkmanDan (Hatman says it's faked again)

Yes, i'm just doing this out of boredom. And so DT doesn't get all the attention. And because Hitman posted a QDB quote badly, which ruined Chakra's IRC career.
WTF! Pretty much all of these are fake, and if not, they're taken out of context!

...

I personally like this one though:

<Hatman> As a former mod I should know better, but [IMAGE] it, let's all spam this thread with value posts

Hitman I am watching you closely.

<H|tman> I owned AA in this thread: http://soldatforum.dnagames.net/active.asp

Hey, DT, can you take a picture of your keyboard? I wanna see if the dot/period key is worn out. :D

well i do have a webcamera... but i'm to lazy to set it up... and my comp is pretty crappy/old but no the dot button is not worn out...

Found one: "on Friday the 13 i turn into a salamy warrior"

All hail.

I was just about to post that...

i got bitten by one like 2 years ago... those things are fast as hell

DUDE YOU'RE NOT FUNNY

To laugh at, yes, but to laugh with, no.