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Chakra Auction' Come Now Get chakra!!
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Camping_Carl2
December 23, 2004, 5:06 am
Chakra.. is up for sale ill tell you the starting price and what he comes with and how to take care of him :)

Well chakra comes with 1 pillow a dog dish and some paper towels..

chakra is kinda potty trained... he goes when he wants and if hes tired he poops where he is.

he comes with a shock coller and a nice hair cut.. he baths him self when he thinks he smells odd he doesnt masturbate he may be gay.. we dont know yet... just hold out your leg and see if your a guy and he humps it hes gay if your a girl hes strait if he humps both sex's legs

hes bi

anyways chakra was born in spain with his mom was a canoe and his father was a eskimo the only gay eskimo in spain... this gay eskimo thought the canoe was a guy but chakra popped out of the eskmos ass proving THE ESKIMO Was a girl

anyways chakra is here he will be sent in 5 - 10 days in a big box shipping and handling is 150 bucks and the bid starts at

5 dollers bid now bid now !! AUCTION IS UP!

frogboy
December 23, 2004, 5:26 am
I'll give you this peanut for him.

Jello
December 23, 2004, 5:37 am
I love how you don't use commas and randomly start new paragraphs. And that's not sarcasm there, I actually think it's hillarius.

Camping_Carl2
December 23, 2004, 8:01 am
You spelled haliaroius wrong :)

bucky_brad
December 23, 2004, 8:33 am
I bid... 2 peanuts and a paperclip.

Deleted User
December 23, 2004, 10:32 am
Ill bid...

ONE WHOLE AMERICAN DOLLAR

*gasp!*

frogboy
December 23, 2004, 10:40 am
two peanuts, a paperclip and a piece of wire.

DeMonIc
December 23, 2004, 11:18 am
How much are you paying me to get him off your neck?

damnnation
December 23, 2004, 11:21 am
3peanuts, a paperclip, half roll of duck-tape and more wire

Chakra
December 23, 2004, 12:35 pm
I don't believe this...


..my haircut isn't 'nice', it [IMAGE]ing owns!


(and the shock collar needs new batteries...those flat silver round types.)

Liber_Lupus
December 23, 2004, 5:12 pm
Pack of old orbit on my shelf. Take it or leave it.

DT
December 23, 2004, 6:37 pm
i'll give you my diablo CD

Camping_Carl2
December 23, 2004, 6:43 pm
the bids are getting good but i dont want your diablow cd the paco of old orbit is good
but 3peanuts, a paperclip, half roll of duck-tape and more wire Is winning so far... damnation is ruling guys !

Deleted User
December 23, 2004, 7:07 pm
I bid 597.092 Yen

Or 3 quid

Magniitude
December 23, 2004, 8:22 pm
I'll give you my poop.

Hitman
December 23, 2004, 8:29 pm
I come with the package...cause I'm kinda attached to it. You know, his package...attached..

Nevermind.

bucky_brad
December 23, 2004, 8:29 pm
3 peanuts, a paperclip, a roll of duct tape and 2 transformer action-figures.

Deleted User
December 23, 2004, 8:52 pm
Santa's head, and the nose of Rudolf (the red-nosed deer)

DT
December 23, 2004, 9:19 pm
a paper of my grades i got on exams

Cookie.
December 23, 2004, 9:28 pm
" Pack of old orbit on my shelf. Take it or leave it."
But orbitz tastes like m00se pisss :O
it is the coolest drink ever tho...

karmazon
December 23, 2004, 9:32 pm
I'll give you nothing

Vijchtidoodah
December 23, 2004, 9:37 pm
I thought orbit was a type of gum...

frogboy
December 24, 2004, 12:44 am
3 peanuts, a paperclip, half roll of duck-tape, $20 australian dollars (comes to about US$0.05) and more wire.

Kazuki
December 24, 2004, 1:28 am
I'll give you a McDonald's bag, 3 corrupt blank CD's, and Chakra. I get to keep Hitman though.

.ween
December 24, 2004, 1:40 am
If you give me Chakra, I won't pillage your mom. But your dad's still fair game.

Cookie.
December 24, 2004, 2:50 am
[IMAGE]
Orbits the drink with balls... little jelly balls... the only thing its good for is as a lava lamp other than that it tastes like crap which is why its discontinued ^_^

Hiei
December 24, 2004, 3:13 am
A giant inflatable ball,......25 american dollars and my prized Heart stamp [IMAGE]

Dathker
December 24, 2004, 3:19 am
ill bid the whole -/hs/- clan :O including and chibi as a bonus :D
and ...... the 24 empty coke cans that i have sitting ontop of my computer:D includes little tab thinggies

Hiei
December 24, 2004, 3:25 am
My bid still beats yours, the stamp is worth more than all that....hah (no offence members of the HS clan) (and chibi) (and coke cans)

The Geologist
December 24, 2004, 3:47 am
I offer up the Jade Monkey, snactched up from tribesmen in the Amazon river basin during one of my many international outings in search of trasures and Spanish Deblunes. Oh, and I also have some pocket lint. And a cage for Hitman.

Vijchtidoodah
December 24, 2004, 3:53 am
quote:Originally posted by Liber_LupusPack of old orbit on my shelf. Take it or leave it.


[IMAGE]

Ha! He said orbit, not orbitz. I win!

DT
December 24, 2004, 4:01 am
my exam grads... comeon i know you want em

Vijchtidoodah
December 24, 2004, 4:13 am
I'll give you my body, but never my soul!
Or perhaps just DT's body...
What do you say?

Unlucky 13
December 24, 2004, 4:14 am
MY exam grades (:P @ DT) and forget handling, I don't care if he gets damaged.[j/k]


Acually, I'll just take the haircut.

Kazuki
December 24, 2004, 6:37 am
Ah, the day nears in which some random person will say, "Well my Chakra is in mint condition."

Leo Da Lunerfox
December 24, 2004, 6:59 am
I bid this half eaten jello (Grape flavored), and DT

Deleted User
December 24, 2004, 8:11 am
ill give you half a bottle of Nudie Crushie (mulberry flavour) and a pubic hair

frogboy
December 24, 2004, 8:36 am
AU$30 (weird Australian money = rare), and whatever the next person offers.

Deleted User
December 24, 2004, 9:12 am
4 Peanuts, 180 Hungarian Forint(HUF)(it's 1 dollar), Some plastic, 2 candys, And More, More, MORE wire

Vijchtidoodah
December 24, 2004, 9:20 am
Augh, that yellow text is burning my eyeballs...I'll murder White Shadow if you'll give me Chakra.

DeMonIc
December 24, 2004, 10:18 am
I'll give you White Shadow for Chakra.

Deleted User
December 24, 2004, 10:34 am
hmm, Ill give you :
*$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

+*jnbhjobsz

+its in code

Deleted User
December 24, 2004, 11:02 am
Vijchtidoodah: red is better?
I will fight! No one will kill me!

frogboy
December 24, 2004, 11:06 am
Black text > *

Hiei
December 24, 2004, 1:20 pm
Alright my final offer I'll trade you Hitman who i bought out with Ecstacy and Cocaine. You will also get $30 the giant inflatable and the stamp!

Shyo
December 24, 2004, 1:37 pm
I'll bid myself since I > chakra

frogboy
December 24, 2004, 1:50 pm
quote:Originally posted by ShyoI'll bid myself since I > chakra


You'll never catch up, pal.

Chakra
December 24, 2004, 2:38 pm
I SUGGEST YOU FIGHT FOR ME.


Someone get their clan to host a 20-player DM. The first to 200 gets to change their rank to 'I own Chakra' courtesy of Styx.

Deleted User
December 24, 2004, 3:52 pm
I wonder if Pop knows you're auctioning off his property..

DT
December 24, 2004, 7:00 pm
my exam grades and... a stack of balony

Deleted User
December 24, 2004, 9:41 pm
I'll fight for MYSELF

Cookie.
December 24, 2004, 10:52 pm
ooo i want the dm ^__^ i will pwnzor all you n00blars and own chakra ^_^

Camping_Carl2
December 25, 2004, 4:33 am
quote:Originally posted by Chakra I SUGGEST YOU FIGHT FOR ME.


Someone get their clan to host a 20-player DM. The first to 200 gets to change their rank to 'I own Chakra' courtesy of Styx.


best idea i have heard all day.. ;)