Ok.. I got bored so i decided to make the Soldat 10 Commandments

Soldat 10 Commandments

Thou shalt not insult in anyeth way thy Holy Soldat createreth, Michal Marcinkowski, or thy shalt burneth in thee deep pits of thy Flame God.

Thou shalt not air camp, or thou shalt find thyself spontaneously combusting.

Thou shalt strive to follow the commands set down by thoust brotherhood, for instance ?rusheth downeth brethren?.

Thou shalt not downloadeth skillz from 16 year oldeth nerds or any
other source of proclaimed twatishness.

Thou shalt not purposefully steal thine own neighbours? frags, unless
thine neighbour is a tit.

Thou shalt not decree that the fellow who hath gunned thee down is a
"n00bish lux0r" witheth "download skillz(eth)?.

Thou shalt not continually camp, roundeth after roundeth, residing
like a sacketh of bountiful potatoes that the Lord hath provided.

Thou shalt not be a selfish whore of the barret, most importantly whilst thou is on the winning teameth, unless thou haveth the pitiful score of 0-5, you most lowly n00beth.

Thou shalt not use the words 'n00b' 'suck0rz' or other ways of the
1337 seriously, unless thou would stireth up the wrath of our God,
and have it rain down upon there souls, whether thou is wearing thoust
kevlar or not.

Have your own versions? Post them ^^;...

*EDIT*: #2 Changed. I decided to follow Kazuki. Thanks!

this should get added in the rules.. as soon as you learn to write\type..

quote:Thou shalt not decree that the fellow who hath gunned thee down is a
"n00bish lux0r" witheth "download skillz(eth)#8221;.

amen.

quote:Originally posted by Green Barret

Thou shalt not guneth thy neighbour down if he/she hath his/her knife out.

What?

quote:Thou shalt not purposefully steal thine own neighbours? frags, unless
thine neighbour is a tit.

Ahaha.

The knife part is because i usually like to knife people, but no one likes me so they shoot me, never giving me a chance.

I personally think the knife is just as powerful is the law. Not in CTF, but people don't break for me when I law in a death match.

Silly commandment! You are no god!

Thank you for bestowing these commandments upon us Moses..I mean Green Barret. But now I wonder what happened to all the commandments you didn't we were worthy of....

"Thou shalt not continually camp, roundeth after roundeth, residing
like a sacketh of bountiful potatoes that the Lord hath provided".

Lol. Potatoes.

Excuse me?

What is this blasphemy!!

I demand an 11th commandment:

Thou shalt not playeth Soldat without thine Pie. Or thou shalt bE STRUCK DOWNETH BY... er... Michal! Who now likes Pie.

"16 year old twatishness"
ahahahahha

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I seem to be extremely pissed off tonight. Soldat just ain't what it used to be. The fun that used to be there just kinda poofed in the last 1.5 years.

I know how you feel kaz...don't forget those damn barretards that hide behind the polygons in the tunel.

Maybe the weapons editor will give us salvation.Or a new command:
"Make player #'s monitor headbutt player #"

I like this topic, make it a sticky..only one thing though:
Thou shalt not guneth thy neighbour down if he/she hath his/her knife out.

Killing with a knife is not that hard.Now, killing with a chainsaw, is hard.So I vote knife to be changed to saw ;D

Commandment 2 is useless.

Thou shalt not proclaimeth "My computer laggerest like urmum!!!1!!1eleven!" for thou joint the server of thine own free will.

Ok... I get it! What should i change #2 to?
And, as i said, post your own versions!

I can't read that..

Thou shalt not get bannithed from thine noobish server, only to comith onto thine forumsith to complainith.

Air camping? Oh my God. When will it ever stop?

Its gotta be something new everyday I tell you...