Hey all,
Heh, I guess you couldn't say I'm complaining,
I just figured you guys would get a laugh out of this...
Here goes.. *ahem*
My sister is a stupid crackwhore, I mean, She's always complaining about living with my dad, yet every time my mom offers her to move in with us, she always declines. She's 20 years old, has no job, dropped out of school, and it looks like she'll be a loser for the rest of forever. Though she constantly complains about how his house has no food, we go there to find stacked cupboards and shelves with delectible goodies... Am is a retard, complaining how dad treats her, SHE CAN GO OUT WHENEVER WHEREVER and do WHATEVER! And he doesn't care. Today she's going out to breakfast with him, Hmm.... Bad-life? I think not! :3
Amberly is a CRACKWHORE
Never-the-less This brings me to my dad!
Roy is a dumbass, he loves to sleep late and all day, he's a truck-driving mofo with nil pay, well, next to nil. He lives 16 miles away, and was never there for me as a child. I saw him about 2 - 3 times a year. (My mom, my sisters, and I all lived in Canada, he lived in Pennsylvania and refused to move closer.) He constantly says he'll show up to visit but never does. He says he'll give me money when he gets some. I got nothing for christmas from him because he's so poor, he had to spend it on the car, Hey! Who's complaining? ha. I'm posting this so you can laugh at him too! In essence, he gave me a great gift! The gift of laughter! I laughed so hard right in his face. He was pretty upset, but who gives a [IMAGE]? :D!!!
My mom.... Oh-ho-ho!! She is the ultimate Tightwad. She won't spend jack money on us, she has debt up to her eyeballs and she's like 53 going to college to attempt to get a master in Social Work! Get a life woman! She yelled at me this morning for being sick.... Hmmmm Real caring? o_O She takes my internet and guitar away from me whenever I do something bad - The guitar she just threatens because she knows what I'll do to her! >:0 And she's like ultimate [IMAGE], it's like pulling teeth to get a friend over or going over to a friend's.... And don't even mention spending the night >_>
But never-the-less, I appologize if this sounds like a complaint, I know that there are a lot of you with horrible lives, I'm glad I have mine! :D I like my life. I play guitar when I want, Manipulate my mom when I want.. Etc.... I just wanted to know if any of you have a wierd /quirky/stupid/annoying family and wanted to share it with me, If so, please respond! n_n
Heh, I guess you couldn't say I'm complaining,
I just figured you guys would get a laugh out of this...
Here goes.. *ahem*
My sister is a stupid crackwhore, I mean, She's always complaining about living with my dad, yet every time my mom offers her to move in with us, she always declines. She's 20 years old, has no job, dropped out of school, and it looks like she'll be a loser for the rest of forever. Though she constantly complains about how his house has no food, we go there to find stacked cupboards and shelves with delectible goodies... Am is a retard, complaining how dad treats her, SHE CAN GO OUT WHENEVER WHEREVER and do WHATEVER! And he doesn't care. Today she's going out to breakfast with him, Hmm.... Bad-life? I think not! :3
Amberly is a CRACKWHORE
Never-the-less This brings me to my dad!
Roy is a dumbass, he loves to sleep late and all day, he's a truck-driving mofo with nil pay, well, next to nil. He lives 16 miles away, and was never there for me as a child. I saw him about 2 - 3 times a year. (My mom, my sisters, and I all lived in Canada, he lived in Pennsylvania and refused to move closer.) He constantly says he'll show up to visit but never does. He says he'll give me money when he gets some. I got nothing for christmas from him because he's so poor, he had to spend it on the car, Hey! Who's complaining? ha. I'm posting this so you can laugh at him too! In essence, he gave me a great gift! The gift of laughter! I laughed so hard right in his face. He was pretty upset, but who gives a [IMAGE]? :D!!!
My mom.... Oh-ho-ho!! She is the ultimate Tightwad. She won't spend jack money on us, she has debt up to her eyeballs and she's like 53 going to college to attempt to get a master in Social Work! Get a life woman! She yelled at me this morning for being sick.... Hmmmm Real caring? o_O She takes my internet and guitar away from me whenever I do something bad - The guitar she just threatens because she knows what I'll do to her! >:0 And she's like ultimate [IMAGE], it's like pulling teeth to get a friend over or going over to a friend's.... And don't even mention spending the night >_>
But never-the-less, I appologize if this sounds like a complaint, I know that there are a lot of you with horrible lives, I'm glad I have mine! :D I like my life. I play guitar when I want, Manipulate my mom when I want.. Etc.... I just wanted to know if any of you have a wierd /quirky/stupid/annoying family and wanted to share it with me, If so, please respond! n_n