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BManx2000
February 2, 2005, 2:45 am
THIS IS BASH PIT FOO NO LOCK FOR U

http://www.mytelus.com/news/article.do?pageID=cp_oddities_home&articleID=1832464

I especially liked

""We cannot help questioning the cultural taste of this comrade, who is incapable of feeling ashamed of his hair style," the station said Monday, showing a Mr. Ko Gwang Hyun, whose unkempt hair covered his ears."Can we expect a man with this disheveled mind-set to perform his duty well?" the announcer asked."

and also

"The campaign claims that long hair hampers brain activity by taking oxygen away from nerves in the head. It doesn't explain why women are still allowed to grow long hair."


DISCUSS

Skate4Razors
February 2, 2005, 3:01 am
The horror, the horror. I'm glad I'm not Korean... Why the hell do they care so much about a hair style? Gee wiz! '_'

peemonkey
February 2, 2005, 3:06 am
[IMAGE]ing nice.
so all you whiny [IMAGE] you!' and be glad you're not in korea im not making sense i cut my hair and donated it to Wigs For Kids, cuz im sexy like that.

BManx2000
February 2, 2005, 3:34 am
quote:Originally posted by Skate4RazorsWhy the hell do they care so much about a hair style? Gee wiz! '_'

Control the collective mind of the populace and all that. Standard dictator procedure, I guess.

AerialAssault
February 2, 2005, 3:39 am
exactly.

Michal
February 2, 2005, 3:46 am
Hehe... YES!
They should enforce this around here... Damn dirty hippies ¬_¬

peemonkey
February 2, 2005, 4:23 am
hippies are good people. i [IMAGE]ing donated my hair to 'wigs for kids'. eat that.

Vijchtidoodah
February 2, 2005, 5:13 am
Ooh peemonkey, tell us all about how you donated your hair again!

Captain Ben
February 2, 2005, 9:31 am
my hero!
hope you don't donate ALL of your hair...
don't answer that!
please

Tha Doggfather
February 2, 2005, 12:41 pm
What makes you think I would have locked it if you posted this in the lounge?

damnnation
February 2, 2005, 1:02 pm
ive also got long hair what's wrong with it, it makes me feel sexy :|

Will
February 2, 2005, 2:04 pm
ive got long hair and its fun. (mind you i did like being able to see)

Michal
February 2, 2005, 3:51 pm
<--- Proud wearer of the socialist hairstyle since 2001 ;D

Captain Ben
February 6, 2005, 9:13 am
proud mullet bearer right here... ok almost though :L

Alamo
February 6, 2005, 12:16 pm
... here, everyone (or at least everyone except for me) listening to good music (Metal ;) has long hair. It's just a sign that you belong to the sub-culture 'Metalhead'

I can't have long hair... they would immolate me because I look like a sheep.

IDF-RIPsta
February 7, 2005, 12:25 am
It has more to do with culture/religion.

If you ever study Buddhist related material, you will notice that men should not have long hair. It has to do with personal cultivation and the goal of becoming enlightened.

There are basic guidelines for people at the beginning of their cultivation.
Both of the guidelines below are included:
Men - short hair
Women - long hair


?
February 7, 2005, 1:07 am
I go to a christian school, got to keep the hair manageable :D

Vijchtidoodah
February 7, 2005, 1:23 am
And we don't hold it against you...

Droopy
February 11, 2005, 2:09 pm
Next thing you know there'll be soldiers knocking on your door: "Cut your hair or we shoot!"

Personaly I would start a revolution! LONG HAIR FOR ALL!

Icarius
February 11, 2005, 3:50 pm
lol, i blame kRO.

Maxx
February 15, 2005, 10:11 pm
quote:Originally posted by ?I go to a christian school, got to keep the hair manageable :D


Are you a Christian?

Me also, but I keep it as long as allowed, lol.

?
February 15, 2005, 10:26 pm
Aye I am a christian, I know what your thinking, Christian going to a christian school, orgy man... suprizingly no....

Maxx
February 16, 2005, 2:19 am
quote:Originally posted by ?Aye I am a christian, I know what your thinking, Christian going to a christian school, orgy man... suprizingly no....


Umm...are you a Christian?(<--confusion)

enjoyincubus
February 16, 2005, 4:33 pm
One time, I was driving past this building where all these people were walking inside to pray, and I saw a picture of a carpenter with really long hair, and they were all worshipping him and stuff.

Maxx
February 16, 2005, 9:48 pm
Well, it was probably a picture of JESUS!

I don't remember worshiping a picture ever as a Christian.
They were probably catholic freaks.
They do all that "HAIL MARY!"crap because they worship mary not the one true God.
They might look like like there worshiping Jesus, but they just worship the mother mary, thinking she was all holy because she gave birth to Jesus.
But Jesus is the one to be praised.


enjoyincubus
February 16, 2005, 9:54 pm
Christ almighty.

Maxx
February 16, 2005, 11:07 pm
Yes He is.

AerialAssault
February 17, 2005, 1:14 am
i love how according to christians, their god is "the one true god" even though Hinduism is the oldest religion in the world. may you all have Shiva's blessings.

Maxx
February 17, 2005, 1:40 am
I love how how all those false religions worship statues, thinking they'll be answered.

Vijchtidoodah
February 17, 2005, 4:36 am
"even though Hinduism is the oldest religion in the world"

First of all, the order of the foundation of religions has nothing to do with who's God is the true god. Second, Judaism is the oldest (Judaism: 4,000 years and going, Hinduism: 3,500).

Maxx, worshiping a statue that a person can see, feel, taste, and touch makes much more sense than worshiping a God that you can't see. And please don't stoop so low to call them false religions just because you believe in something else.

Captain Ben
February 17, 2005, 6:39 am
quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodah"even though Hinduism is the oldest religion in the world"

First of all, the order of the foundation of religions has nothing to do with who's God is the true god. Second, Judaism is the oldest (Judaism: 4,000 years and going, Hinduism: 3,500).

Maxx, worshiping a statue that a person can see, feel, taste, and touch makes much more sense than worshiping a God that you can't see. And please don't stoop so low to call them false religions just because you believe in something else.


your both wrong.
god doesn't bring you luck, netheir does hinduism.
lucky rocks do.

Maxx
February 17, 2005, 12:56 pm
quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodah"even though Hinduism is the oldest religion in the world"

First of all, the order of the foundation of religions has nothing to do with who's God is the true god. Second, Judaism is the oldest (Judaism: 4,000 years and going, Hinduism: 3,500).

Maxx, worshiping a statue that a person can see, feel, taste, and touch makes much more sense than worshiping a God that you can't see. And please don't stoop so low to call them false religions just because you believe in something else.



Just keep thinking that, Vijchtidoodah.
And it doesn't matter how old they are, they're still wrong.

IDF-RIPsta
February 17, 2005, 5:14 pm
Ignorance is bliss.
Maxx, you prove that well.

I bet you went to see the movie "Passion of Christ" and started crying...


DeMonIc
February 17, 2005, 5:49 pm
I guess we'll only be truly enlightened when we die..

b00stA
February 17, 2005, 5:50 pm
quote:Originally posted by IDF-RIPsta
I bet you went to see the movie "Passion of Christ" and started crying...
Is that supposed to be a point? An argument? An insult?
I don't see it.

Maxx
February 17, 2005, 6:07 pm
I didn't see that movie 'cause I kinda get grossed out easily.
And um what boosta said.

LazehBoi
February 17, 2005, 7:03 pm
Cut your hair.




OR ELSE.

Hitman
February 17, 2005, 7:16 pm
B00STA!! IN DEUTSCHLAND ZER IS A SEPARATION BETWEEN ZE CHURCH UND ZE STATE...SO VHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING ZES HOLY PEOPLE, JA?!

Edit: Oh wait, it's the year 2005...nevermind.

Edit #2: God I'm funny.

The Geologist
February 17, 2005, 7:29 pm
Wow...remember the days where we could stay on topic when we're talking about a socialist hairstyle? Anyhoo...

quote:Originally posted by MaxxI love how how all those false religions worship statues, thinking they'll be answered.


How can you be so sure that all the others are false, and yours is true? You say all the rest are just "false" religions, but you really have nothing to base your distinction off of other than your own personal beliefs and feelings, which makes your statement far beyond biased. But, I'm not trying to turn this into an arguement...I believe this bit by George Carlin hits most of the problems I have with the Christian faith and religion in general.

Warning: There's some strong, uncensored language on this page. If you can't handle it, don't look, okay? Linkage

Maxx
February 17, 2005, 9:10 pm
The other ones have no proof either.

Vijchtidoodah
February 17, 2005, 10:51 pm
^Not true at all...if The Geologist linked to the bit that I'm thinking of, Carlin explains that he worships the sun because he knows it's there. Although he was just joking, there are and have been legitimate religions that worshipped the sun, moon, and the earth. And why shouldn't they? They owe their entire existence to each.

So how can they have no proof?

I'm not saying that your belief is wrong, just that considering the circumstances it's illogical.

LazehBoi
February 17, 2005, 11:35 pm
Funniest thing a while ago, my friend's dad... Who is a minister, had Mormans come to his doorstep trying to convert him! Loller.

Maxx
February 18, 2005, 1:01 am
Mormons r weird.

Michal
February 18, 2005, 1:02 am
So I hear North Korea is enforcing haircuts...

Maxx
February 18, 2005, 1:26 am
Yeah isn't that weird.(getting back on topic)

Vijchtidoodah
February 18, 2005, 1:32 am
Maxx, Michal, this is the Bash Pit...we can go off topic if we want. Unless of course you're trying to avoid the ongoing discussion. ;)

Maxx
February 18, 2005, 3:49 am
Sure, why not.