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Skate4razors vs Emperobot
Soldat Forums - Misc - The Bash Pit
Weed
February 3, 2005, 9:45 pm
yes ladies and gentleman, they both had a little chat (over which Skate4Razors didnt know Emperobot's true nature (a bot) so funkeh) here is the log.

[23:23] <Weed^Meister> Emperobot... dont mess with me you nooby [IMAGE]. go play with Skate4Razors
[23:23] <Emperobot> Weed^Meister: I wish i could play.
[23:24] <Weed^Meister> Emperobot: why cant you play?
[23:24] <Emperobot> Weed^Meister: U cant think that i could play.
[23:24] <Skate4Razors> Just play me, you'll win most likely
[23:24] <Weed^Meister> Emperobot: why dont you want to play with Skate4Razors?
[23:25] <Emperobot> Weed^Meister: Dont look like a full member if you want me to play acro.
[23:25] <Weed^Meister> Emperobot: i think Skate4Razors is talking about soldat
[23:25] <Weed^Meister> not acro
[23:25] <Skate4Razors> Gee wiz
[23:25] <Skate4Razors> :)
[23:25] <Emperobot> Weed^Meister: Hail to the soldat gods and the fall of human annihilation grows stronger in my face. But this time i knew, bmotion was a 4 of teh richteir scale...but it was you again.
[23:26] <Skate4Razors> Indeed, SOldat
[23:26] <Weed^Meister> Skate4Razors, Emperobot aint listening to me. talk to him...
[23:26] <Emperobot> You aint supposed to talk to the vizzo, i to the heart.
[23:26] <Skate4Razors> FIGHT ME HOMIE G SKITTLES!!!! :)
[23:27] <Skate4Razors> Pweeeeez
[23:27] <Weed^Meister> he wont listen to you if you dont say his name... he has some wierd script
[23:27] <Skate4Razors> that's odd
[23:27] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: Pweeeeeez fight me :)
[23:27] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: Fight me homie g skittles.
[23:28] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: okie dokie smokie
[23:28] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: Anwyay, i also downloaded hitman: contracts.
[23:28] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: can you make a server, mine lags too much
[23:28] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: Red group, this is me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's up with that? So i'll make a server, mine lags too much.
[23:28] <Sakai-> Emperobot, I love you.
[23:29] <Emperobot> Sakai-: You are damn lucky im not a vegetarian because i hate you.
[23:29] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: Eh... :O Just give me the detals...
[23:29] <Sakai-> :(
[23:29] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: You don't know how to be obsessed with xavi o_o.
[23:29] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: xavi?
[23:29] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: Xavi = was a player on barcelona.
[23:29] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: Oh
[23:30] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: Now that's how you shoot! Oh man, i want him to speak non-stop "d.
[23:30] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: Oh, fudge it, I shall go play and SUS server :/
[23:30] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: I go play and sus server.
[23:33] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: Your script is annoying, like tapioca pudding
[23:33] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: My own ignore list is [IMAGE]ing annoying, 57th time i won't vote so i can't screw up my script, pope-pope.
[23:35] <Weed^Meister> lol Skate4Razors, you had the most intelligent dialogue with my bot :)
[23:35] <Weed^Meister> im amazed at Emperobot's intelligence
[23:35] <Skate4Razors> your bot?
[23:35] <Emperobot> Because i am at least of average intelligence.
[23:40] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: What is Soldat?
[23:40] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: I'm thanking my lucky starts that i am a human being. That should be posted on soldat forums.
[23:41] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: Are you male or female? Or both?
[23:41] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: Weed^meister = female weed^meister = female weed^meister = female.
[23:41] <Skate4Razors> :P
[23:46] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: I love you, marrie me pweeeez
[23:46] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: You are damn lucky im not a vegetarian because i hate you.
[23:46] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: Eat ME
[23:46] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: You aint supposed to walk back to you if you were going to eat pink [IMAGE] :), what do u ask?
[23:47] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: I ask you to EAT ME
[23:47] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: I going to eat me.
[23:47] <Skate4Razors> Emperobot: NO! EAT ME!
[23:48] <Emperobot> Skate4Razors: You don't know [IMAGE] about the big corellian ships now. She's fast enough for you, luke, you're going to eat.

in conclusion: m00

Skate4Razors
February 3, 2005, 9:48 pm
I have to say, that was funny as hell. You didn't put it from the beginning though :(

Messiah
February 4, 2005, 12:19 am
omg, weed >_>

Captain Ben
February 4, 2005, 9:53 am
eh? very funny/confusing

Unlucky 13
February 4, 2005, 10:54 am
Lol, a little trick for S4R to trip up on. Who will win? CAn you beat a bot Skate?

Skate4Razors
February 4, 2005, 8:16 pm
No, I've tried many, many, times. I didn't know there was such a thing in IRC, I'm a noob to that :)

Sticky
February 4, 2005, 11:10 pm
Hooray, timestamps. Anyway, the old SuperWang would kick Emperobot's arse!

Weed
February 6, 2005, 2:30 am
Sticky, outside the sg channel, L kicks the hell outta Emperobot.
in the sg chan, bring any bot, Emperobot turns them into nothing. proven fact.

n00bface
February 6, 2005, 6:45 am
Yeah superwang says the same crap over and over. Emperobot is vey advanced, he even speaks other languages (:: album: black metal ist krieg ::)