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VALENTINES DAY, SOLDAT STYLE...
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Icarius
February 14, 2005, 6:35 am
BE AS LOVEY DOVEY AS YOU CAN TODAY PLZ....

TRY N BE GAY AS WELL, HAHA

*licks chakra*

Unlucky 13
February 14, 2005, 6:55 am
Aww... ok.
*Doesn't play soldat today.* Its for you and homework, k?

Milkman Dan
February 14, 2005, 9:26 am
valentines day is over in 1 and a half hours, and as usual... it sucked.............. everyone die

n00bface
February 14, 2005, 9:29 am
haha dan doesn't have a girlfriend or even know any girls that like him. the closest thing he has to a girlfriend are his 2 cats and his dog. funny story, on valentines day, he's in irc with just 2 people talking about how his dogs anus turns red when she's taking a crap. what a loser.

Skate4Razors
February 14, 2005, 11:24 am
I'm gunna have to waste a [IMAGE]load of money :'(

LazehBoi
February 14, 2005, 11:43 am
I slept through it. ^__________^

frogboy
February 14, 2005, 12:07 pm
Today was just a normal day. Nothing out of the ordinary happened today, except some skywriting. Wow.

Meandor
February 14, 2005, 1:33 pm
quote:Originally posted by n00bfacehaha dan doesn't have a girlfriend or even know any girls that like him. the closest thing he has to a girlfriend are his 2 cats and his dog. funny story, on valentines day, he's in irc with just 2 people talking about how his dogs anus turns red when she's taking a crap. what a loser.


You can stop talking about yourself, no one cares.

DT
February 14, 2005, 9:44 pm
thiers a giant hippo thats pink with a card out side my door... what should i kill it with? a rocket launcher or a shotgun?

Deleted User
February 14, 2005, 11:07 pm
Rocket flavored candy shotguns.

Captain Ben
February 14, 2005, 11:15 pm
i got a secret admirer... i'm pretty scared, because this fat chick keeps smiling at me.
ideas?
pepper spray or cattle prod?

Alamo
February 14, 2005, 11:46 pm
none, just be nice to her.

Kazuki
February 14, 2005, 11:55 pm
Haha, I forgot it was Valentines Day today until 3rd Class. I was wondering why everyone had pink on and was all cuddley-duddley. Thought they had gone gay.

DT
February 15, 2005, 1:11 am
in the twilite zone valentines day is replaced with gay day
and people that are gay are called valents

peemonkey
February 15, 2005, 1:58 am
im on my way to the mall what for be all cools and [IMAGE] for whatsherface.

Leo Da Lunerfox
February 15, 2005, 2:51 am
Shallow mode activated!

I spent: 12 bucks for gifts

I get: A flower pot full of candy, a soda, and a balloon.

More sensitive mode:

I bought: A few meaningful gifts to thank these girls who have been important to me.

I get: A balloon with a message telling me to choke on the candy, a pot full of candy that taste horrible, and a strawberry-flavored soda.

Deleted User
February 15, 2005, 4:23 am
If you are having a bad valentines day smash your harddrive and go to the gym. That way your next valentines day will be great!

Milkman Dan
February 15, 2005, 5:00 am
thanks for telling EVERYONE n00bface

i cant smash my hard drive, its got super special stuff on it

DT
February 15, 2005, 5:08 am
i think its time for a valentines day story...made up by me... while i'm drunk



thier once was a man with a dog
the dogs name was george
the dog always had pineapple juice for dinner
one day a gaint toad walked... er leaped up to the frog and said
"if you have drunking pineapple juice for 4 years you will get 3 wishs"
the dog replys
"WOOF"
the dog eat the toad and gained the powers of a pineapple and a frog therfore making him pineapple dog
he had 3 powers
he could shot out spines at will
he bleed pineapple juice and when you drank it you were restored
he could talk
so when the dog went back to his master the master said
" dog where were you? " the master continued " WHERE YOU DIGING UP RADIOACTIVE GRAVES AGAIN "
the dog replyed
" no i was at the pond because isaw a squrrel and then this crazy frog came up and started talking to me...so i ate him... he was juicy and i think wierd stuff is happening "
the master look at the dog and cryed out
" HOLY BAJEZUS YOU TALK!!! " " PRAISE THE LORD "
and so from that day on the master and pineapple dog lived semihapply ever after
part 1 completed

Deleted User
February 15, 2005, 5:19 am
lolling here

n00bface
February 15, 2005, 6:07 am
just like a CC story only more literate.

frogboy
February 15, 2005, 6:19 am
*illiterate.

n00bface
February 15, 2005, 7:40 am
umm no. i have much more trouble reading CCs stories. DTs was a poor immitation cos it was too easy to read.

Unlucky 13
February 15, 2005, 8:24 am
You know he is right, I dont bother reading CC as of ^ that

DT
February 15, 2005, 3:58 pm
hey i say random stuff when i'm drunk... and now that i'm sober with a hangover... i think its a great story! but i needs some editing and part 2... when the master gets toxic butt syndrome!