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Soldat Forums - Misc - The Bash Pit
Deleted User
February 20, 2005, 11:10 pm
Moderators seem to be disappearing left and right! Styx is long gone, and now it seems like no one posts in the admin section anymore!

I don't know what to do. I think they've all been erased and I'm next!

/sarcasm

Seriously, where is Styx?

Famine
February 20, 2005, 11:19 pm
Hire me for the new admin!

Chakra
February 20, 2005, 11:28 pm
I took styx down with my story

Tha Doggfather
February 20, 2005, 11:33 pm
/me waves at Lapis

Lt. Sneezy
February 20, 2005, 11:34 pm
How long have they been gone? There's always the possibility of vacation...

_Mancer_
February 20, 2005, 11:38 pm
People are changing attitudes too.. *points to chakra*

Deleted User
February 21, 2005, 12:23 am
*Starts playing dramatic music*

Deleted User
February 21, 2005, 12:30 am


Lool

Deleted User
February 21, 2005, 12:45 am
Doggfather, we're the only ones left! It's like some sort of cheesy horror movie..

The day DNA.Styx died.

Deleted User
February 21, 2005, 12:48 am
What bout b00stA?

Deleted User
February 21, 2005, 12:51 am
Yes.. b00stA.. he must be the one behind all the disappearances! He wants to administrate the forum himself! Oh no, I've discovered his deep, dark secret!

Your Ex-KGB Kellog's brand cereal spokespeople won't get me, b00stA. I'm on to you!

peemonkey
February 21, 2005, 1:13 am
PEEMONKEY FOR BOT MOD

papasurf31
February 21, 2005, 1:57 am
Papasurf for Meandor!!!

Vijchtidoodah
February 21, 2005, 2:11 am
Sooo...does that mean I can post porn now?

Milkman Dan
February 21, 2005, 3:25 am
Yes, yes it does. DO IT NOW :D

DT
February 21, 2005, 4:18 am
boosta is not the one behind this...












Boosta thier on to us.... we should now do the ransom post..

Unlucky 13
February 21, 2005, 4:29 am
Lol, do moderators have power to knight someone a mod or admin? Yet Michal M is still admin (his star colour indercates adminus).
OK, I really think we need to hire a mod for something.
Someone n00b friendly...
Someone who needs a job to help Soldat...
Someone who is organized and often online...
Someone like...
Hmm...
Chakra?
NO! He will change his title :P

Milkman Dan
February 21, 2005, 5:41 am
MEEEEEEEEEE!!!! SOMEONE TAKE A HINT!!!!!!!

paramud
February 21, 2005, 6:21 am
im always open for a new job...
*thinks evil thoughts* <.< >.>

Vijchtidoodah
February 21, 2005, 6:22 am
Milkman, no offense or anything, but we don't need a smelly moderator. :P

Captain Ben
February 21, 2005, 8:46 am
quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahSooo...does that mean I can post porn now?


yes. do it. DO IT NOW!!
how do you become an admin anyway?
i know who did it...
uhhh sprocket/gimp.
but don't count out camping carl just yet...

b00stA
February 21, 2005, 4:06 pm
GERMAN INDUSTRIAL MIGHT KRUSH STYX

?
February 21, 2005, 5:47 pm
Actually they are all on a company mod ski trip.. they will be back in a month with some snow and silly stories!! :D

enjoyincubus
February 21, 2005, 7:24 pm
And they'll use the experience to remove the guns and work in a new snowball system!

?
February 21, 2005, 10:47 pm
snow pwns guns

Deleted User
February 21, 2005, 11:43 pm


_worship_

Kazuki
February 22, 2005, 1:28 am
Well, you might want to ask Meandor, JB, and b00sta why they're disappearing, cause I still see them around plenty of times. ;D

But, uh, yeah, where does Styx spend his time nowadays? ... And Chakra is kind of dead now. The harmonicas poisoned him.

Deleted User
February 22, 2005, 1:41 am
That's just it, Styx is gone, gone forever..


.. *weeps* ..

It really is a shame he left me all of his earthly possessions. I don't know what I'm going to do with them all.

Milkman Dan
February 22, 2005, 3:45 am
quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahMilkman, no offense or anything, but we don't need a smelly moderator. :P


0_o smelly?!

Captain Ben
February 22, 2005, 9:34 am
quote:Originally posted by Lapis_Lazuli
It really is a shame he left me all of his earthly possessions. I don't know what I'm going to do with them all.


ALL of them?
geez, all he has is pretty much a rock collection...
can i have it?

and, milkman dan, you're a kiwi, so you smell.
and i have a joke for you anyways:

why do new zealanders have sex with sheeps on cliff edges?

because thay push back harder!

just another aussie grilling a french, err kiwi :P

Vijchtidoodah
February 22, 2005, 11:02 pm
quote:Originally posted by Captain Ben
geez, all he has is pretty much a rock collection...


I think you're confusing him with Geo...

Will
February 23, 2005, 10:55 am
DNA can never die, he is invunerable.

he has super-thick-moderator-armour.

Captain Ben
February 23, 2005, 11:03 am
quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodah
I think you're confusing him with Geo...


i have a lucky rock!

Meandor
February 23, 2005, 12:53 pm
quote:Originally posted by papasurf31Papasurf for Meandor!!!

uh.. you don't know what that 'for Meandor' quote means, do you? :P

sativa
February 23, 2005, 1:13 pm
lol go back home dude :P

Will
February 23, 2005, 2:14 pm
i have lucky rockS YES THAT WAS AN S MUAHAHAHAHAHA AN S

ha that wasnt funny.

The Geologist
February 23, 2005, 4:26 pm
You just have crack rocks Will...and Ben too, prolly ;D

My vote goes with Styx discovering the joy of geology/rock hunting.

Deleted User
February 23, 2005, 6:37 pm
A grue ate him. It is sad, but true.

Authorities discovered a withered parchment detailing his last words as the foul beast devoured him. Amongst his final words, scribed in his very own blood, was the all too belated phrase:

"shouldn't have banned grue from forums"

Detectives are investigating the link between the foul grue and b00stA's not-so-super-secret-ninja army, and the recent assassination of a few other key figures at the Soldat Forums.

When asked for further information, they declined to respond, and said simply "He should have remembered.. xyzzy"

STEELIX
February 23, 2005, 10:17 pm
:'( You're scaring the little pokemon now...

Unlucky 13
February 24, 2005, 7:20 am
grue?
Whats a grue?

Captain Ben
February 24, 2005, 10:20 am
DUH! you haven't ever heard of a grue?
i'll tell you when you're older :P

117
February 27, 2005, 7:28 am
I have a sudden urge to watch that movie with that corny phrase : You can never cheat death.
You know, the one where all the guys start dieing because they missed a plane flight that they were supposed to die on. anyone can tell me?

Captain Ben
February 27, 2005, 9:44 am
final destination?
if you liked that one, try the second one.

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 8:20 pm
Styx is back, folks, from the jaws of death itself.

Rejoice!

SuperKill
February 27, 2005, 8:53 pm
seriously what's going on ?
nvm, was on page 2 while replying ;P