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i have a british penis... discuss
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Chakra
February 26, 2005, 9:08 pm
Discuss about it. and i want true facts

Michal
February 26, 2005, 9:14 pm
(i think we'll be discussing it in the bash pit -.-)

Chakra
February 26, 2005, 9:19 pm
ill be discussing your mom in the bash pit

?
February 26, 2005, 9:21 pm
We need Chakra back...

that fuking sniper
February 26, 2005, 9:23 pm
Whatever happened to good ole' Chak? He's turned to the darkside!

Chakra
February 26, 2005, 9:24 pm
Iv been riding your grandfather

Swebonny
February 26, 2005, 9:29 pm
Chakra....Chakraa....Chakraaaa.... Brithis pennnis iiisssssss not like otherzzz....Lol discuss them...

Michal
February 26, 2005, 9:37 pm
quote:Originally posted by Chakraill be discussing your mom in the bash pit

please do ;]

Jaz
February 26, 2005, 9:43 pm
he finally understood internet reputation is pointless

Alamo
February 26, 2005, 10:18 pm
i think he got infected with that stuff by anal penetration with CC or something.

frogboy
February 26, 2005, 10:24 pm
I think he actually was CC.

EDIT: alright, not just think. I know.

Rambo_6
February 26, 2005, 10:25 pm
:O

Forsooth!

BManx2000
February 26, 2005, 10:48 pm
So how come CC isn't posting sensible stuff?

Captain Ben
February 27, 2005, 1:58 am
the snowball thread was sensible...

Gen0cide
February 27, 2005, 2:06 am
I read the title and said to myself,Chakra. Then I looked for the author and
BAM
Chakra.
I'm getting pyschic..

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 3:32 am
Chakra has a british penis...it must be mad....

lieroguy
February 27, 2005, 6:26 am
I'm English, but I have an Irish penis. How wierd is that, hm? I also have a Jewish spleen.

Unlucky 13
February 27, 2005, 6:45 am
Great CC, now swap back accounts please?

Icarius
February 27, 2005, 8:26 am
This thread reaks of quality.

b00stA
February 27, 2005, 10:55 am
(moved to Bash Pit)

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 12:22 pm
quote:Originally posted by Unlucky 13Great CC, now swap back accounts please?


They did not swap accounts. Chakra gave CC his account.

DeMonIc
February 27, 2005, 2:58 pm
<CampingCarl> Chakra!
<@Chakra> Yes luv?
<CampingCarl> Give me your forum password!
<@Chakra> Pay me 5$.
<CampingCarl> It's a deal!

:O

papasurf31
February 27, 2005, 3:23 pm
"<@Chakra> Yes luv?"

O.o

peemonkey
February 27, 2005, 5:46 pm
you must not know him

The Geologist
February 27, 2005, 6:29 pm
The average size of the penis of a cetrain nation can be directly related to that nations industrious, competative nature. So when you get a guy with a little British penis, and in some cases some of the Irish ones, you get a bunch of people sitting around, drinking tea and eating crumpets...when they're not getting piss drunk and fighting over soccer. Unlike us big, industrious Americans...very big penis. Very developed people. We have little league fights and police the world. Maybe when you British wangs grow up to par your contry can become a player in the international spotlight once again, for now that light is dimming...because of the British penis.

If you think I'm serious you need a smack. ^_^

DeMonIc
February 27, 2005, 6:42 pm
I saw a chineese restaurant in town by the name of 'Wang's Restaurant'.

lieroguy
February 27, 2005, 6:59 pm
I've heard that "wang" one several times before.

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 7:50 pm
quote:Originally posted by The GeologistThe average size of the penis of a cetrain nation can be directly related to that nations industrious, competative nature. So when you get a guy with a little British penis, and in some cases some of the Irish ones, you get a bunch of people sitting around, drinking tea and eating crumpets...when they're not getting piss drunk and fighting over soccer. Unlike us big, industrious Americans...very big penis. Very developed people. We have little league fights and police the world. Maybe when you British wangs grow up to par your contry can become a player in the international spotlight once again, for now that light is dimming...because of the British penis.

If you think I'm serious you need a smack. ^_^


BWHAHAHAHA

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 8:23 pm
quote:Originally posted by DeMonIcI saw a chineese restaurant in town by the name of 'Wang's Restaurant'.


There's a seedy liquor store near me called D*ck's Liquor, but me and my friends always go down and remove the 's'.






Edit: Damn unnecessary censor

Jaz
February 27, 2005, 9:28 pm
You can buy tins of "Spotted D*ck" in all good retail stores.

papasurf31
February 27, 2005, 9:32 pm
We americans have been known to kill each other because our children don't get enough playing time on the field. Thus, our penis is bigger than yous.

Icarius
February 27, 2005, 11:34 pm
I'm going to stamp on it, then we'll see who's is bigger.

lieroguy
February 28, 2005, 7:39 am
We kill each other because we're violent. Which is why the Bored Housewives of America, the ACLU, and pretty much all of western Europe except for Switzerland wants to take guns out of the hands of civvies. It guess it doesn't matter that the most common murder weapon, by a landslide, is a kitchen knife. They should illegalize that. So that we have to cut tomatoes with our fingernails. But, wait, we cna kill with those too. Ok, fingernails should be illegal too. And teeth... wristwatches... playing cards...

Melba
February 28, 2005, 4:16 pm
:O:O
Playing cards can't kill anyone, that myth has been BUSTED.

on topic: that's a lame post lieroguy

Sticky
February 28, 2005, 10:14 pm
What if you stuff cards down someone's throat?

Alamo
February 28, 2005, 10:40 pm
Wait... Chakra sold his password to CC for 5$? What the?

Vijchtidoodah
February 28, 2005, 10:54 pm
Melba, you get Mythbusters in Norway?

Famine
February 28, 2005, 11:04 pm
Mmm Satellite television.

Unlucky 13
March 1, 2005, 3:16 am
o.0 Account bought by CC?
AHH! The Reverend has gone!

Meandor
March 1, 2005, 10:01 pm
Chakra's acount has been disabled ;<

lieroguy
March 2, 2005, 3:31 pm
quote:Posted by Melba...
Playing cards can't kill anyone, that myth has been BUSTED.

on topic: that's a lame post lieroguy


A lame post in the Bash Pit? Say it ain't so! Since when are we being serious, Melba? The idea of my post is to point out the irony that illegalizing weapons in America just means that murderers will be slightly inconveinenced. In Washington DC, the murder rate is extremely high even though guns are banned, but in a town where I live, where a person can carry a pistol under his coat, murder almost never happens. People who claim that because Americans use guns that we have such a high murder rate among other nations is allready proven to be total crap. We're a violent country, we'd kill each other anyway, with the kitchen knives, cards, and fingernails I told you about. It's not that hard to kill someone without a weapon. Jut get them on the ground and stomp on their neck.

And Melba, stand still for a while and I bet I could kill you with a playing card. I wouldn't be throwing it. A massive paper cut over the juggular vein would be something I'd try first.

Shyo
March 3, 2005, 11:52 pm
chak' is missing me

frogboy
March 4, 2005, 4:47 am
quote:Originally posted by Shyochak' is missing me


HELLO SHYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LazehBoi
March 4, 2005, 4:54 am
I miss chakra and shyo in irc. ;_;