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FliesLikeABrick
February 27, 2005, 4:28 am
i just looked at my Active Topics page and saw that oyu posted most recently in 23 topics that i havent looked at in the past 2 hours... chill out (none of these posts were in the lounge nor the bash pit)

i didnt bother taking a screenie just because it would require piecing together 2 or 3 screenshots just to show them all, but i believe my reputation will prevent me from being called a liar

eek...

edit: and most of them contribute absolutely nothing to the thread, and 3 or 4 of the ones i just looked at are reviving threads that are at least a month old. chill out and stop trying to whore your post count.

in one you revived an old thread, then posted again to point out that you didnt realize it was an old thread

Leo Da Lunerfox
February 27, 2005, 5:36 am
Why care if what he does doesn't hurt you in any way? Well, because you felt like writing a long post, he successfully wasted at least 15 minutes of your time, so...just ignore him.

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 5:36 am
Whoa, a simple private message (or in his case, an email) would work much better - he doesn't need to be flamed just yet. I already notified him a few hours ago and he seems to have stopped.

that fuking sniper
February 27, 2005, 5:43 am
The point of making a thread about the issue and not simply PM him about it is that a thread would humiliate him infront of other people.

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 5:51 am
Yes, but I would rather not humiliate him unless he did it again after somebody asked him not to.

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 5:58 am
I started a thread back in the Admin area awhile back, and he's under watch.

Ben, just as a public warning, you joined the Forums back in January, I believe, and you already have a third as many of my posts. Try to keep your posts a little more thoughtful, helpful, and concise.

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 9:14 am
Ben, you aren't being banned...I think that the first step would be to fine you posts, but only if you continue to spam.

STEELIX
February 27, 2005, 10:10 am
But... He's a pirate! Pirates have a lot to say!

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 10:26 am
That you can't spam forever? No, you shouldn't ever spam.
That if you were banned that it would be forever? Most likely not, prolly just a week or two, and more depending on how many offences you made.

If that doesn't answer "will it be forever", then perhaps you should be more clear.

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 10:33 am
I don't have time for this...

DeMonIc
February 27, 2005, 3:02 pm
Captain Ben, here's a lesson: It doesn't matter if you do or do not whore attention, someone else is going to give it to you anyway.

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 3:44 pm
I hate your avatar so much Ben, so I'd be happy if you were banned.

_Mancer_
February 27, 2005, 4:12 pm
In a way vijcht you're a hipocrit.

Vijcht:
Member Since: 10 Oct 2004

Myself:
Member Since: 24 Aug 2004

I'm not saying all your posts are spam because I know they arent, but captain ben kind of resembles you in a way.

I remember seeing you post in most of the topics in a daily active user's list.

Don't take an offense.

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 4:16 pm
Alright everyone. Ben has been warned, the moderators will handle the rest of it from here.

Just remember to keep the forum rules in mind and to practice common courtesy and respect to other people and their topics.

SuperKill
February 27, 2005, 4:28 pm
locked

_Mancer_
February 27, 2005, 4:33 pm
Denied.

Deleted User
February 27, 2005, 4:35 pm
quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_In a way vijcht you're a hipocrit.

Vijcht:
Member Since: 10 Oct 2004

Mancer:
Member Since: 24 Aug 2004


Swazo:
Member Since: 12 Jul 2004


Heh, it's amazing how people can differ in how they post.

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 8:19 pm
Mancer, I understand what you're trying to say, but in this case, I'm not a hypocrite. I was just saying that Captain Ben made one (collective) mistake and now people are trying to unreasonably humiliate him for it, this is the kind of thing that makes the forums not noob friendly.

STEELIX
February 27, 2005, 9:26 pm
When pirates die, they visit davy jones' locker...

FliesLikeABrick
February 27, 2005, 9:31 pm
i got bored, went to the forums, and saw my active topics list littered with his posts... i see this rare enough that i felt like making a thread because (see above line)... i was bored. no energy wasted, just some cheap amusement. You all know i'm not one to normally bash, so lemme get away with it this time

Vijchtidoodah
February 27, 2005, 9:40 pm
*sigh* Fine...
:P

n00bface
February 28, 2005, 1:27 am
k you guys are all hypocrites. every single one of you with the exception of superkill, mancer, and flieslikeabrick have spammed excessively before. lapis, your post per day count is only slightly lower than ben's (3.06 to 3.62 or something.) Yeah his are less meaningful but the point you made was stupid. also i hate you all

Deleted User
February 28, 2005, 1:38 am
My point wasn't that he had made so many posts, n00bface, its that his posts weren't meaningful.. what's stupid about that? Your post per day count is higher than mine, by your logic, does that make you worse than me?

I tried to imply that he should slow down on the less meaningful, one-line posts and to try to make his posts a little more contributive, if that's a word. I don't see how I offended you.

n00bface
February 28, 2005, 4:01 am
yes i know he makes meaningless posts. but you said he had 1/3rd of your posts after only being here for about a month, and your post per day count is nearly the same..so you've been posting at the same rate and you can't really say his post count is increasing drastically unless yours is too. and you offended me because i despise you and wish to suck the fluid from your spine.

m00`
February 28, 2005, 5:48 am
vichjitoodah and captain ben are both spammers, and we lived happily ever after.
the end, locked.

m00`
February 28, 2005, 6:15 am
well what is yours?

Milkman Dan
February 28, 2005, 6:33 am
tis a pirate, yarr

Leo Da Lunerfox
February 28, 2005, 7:05 am
I still don't see why people care so much about their post count, does having a high post count make you automatically leet or something?

Just saying, its a totally ungraspable thing...

Vijchtidoodah
February 28, 2005, 7:11 am
I don't understand why people care so much about my post count...or anyone else's for that matter.

Edit: Why don't we just get rid of the post count on these forums and instead of the stars depending on that, they depend on how long you've been a part of the forums?

m00`
February 28, 2005, 7:26 am
quote:Originally posted by Leo Da LunerfoxI still don't see why people care so much about their post count, does having a high post count make you automatically leet or something?

Just saying, its a totally ungraspable thing...


Yeh when new people join the forum they automatically think you have been around the forum for a long time if you have a high post count and respect you but when they see somone whos been in the forum for a long time with 7 posts they treat him like a shyt :p

Milkman Dan
February 28, 2005, 7:50 am
i hate like 100 posts and i've been around for a whileish SO EVERYONE DIE

frogboy
February 28, 2005, 7:53 am
quote:Originally posted by Captain Benquote:Originally posted by FliesLikeABricki was bored. no energy wasted, just some cheap amusement. You all know i'm not one to normally bash,
so lemme get away with it this time


so i guess if I was bored, and I wanted cheap amusement, i guess I'd pretty much ruin someone's reputation on the forums...
so i guess you'll get away with it this time. without any problems,
while i get abused. i made a mistake. get over yourself.

anyways, lapis, if you are going to fine me posts, could you please fine about 300? it would look really cool.

and [IMAGE] you swazo. if you think my avatar is gay, look at yours.
what is it anyway?
Jesus christ, he just told you to stop spamming so much, he didn't ruin your reputation (as if you had one in the first place)

and lol cant u taek a joke lol see teh giant ;) tehre? lol

The Geologist
February 28, 2005, 8:12 am
Seriously Ben...you've been here a month, you don't have much of a rep good or bad. You might salvage a little more of that rep if you simply let this pass you on by, take the words to heart and not react like that.

LazehBoi
February 28, 2005, 9:09 am
I miss the reputation system.

FliesLikeABrick
February 28, 2005, 12:34 pm
Just to bring up another point, whenever someone is pointed out to spam quite a bit and they obviously are, why can't they just say "Oh, sorry, I'll slow down on posting" (and no, I'm not saying this applies here, so don't complain captain ben).

I know when I first became more active on here, I was pointed out like this for two things: 1) the whole -Brick thing at the end of my posts and 2) for advertising my site too much.

So I just stepped up, made a thread saying "Sry for being stupid I'll stop now" and stopped whatever was offending people, i didn't just sit there and argue with them since they raised a valid point.

Does this never happen anymore?

Jaz
February 28, 2005, 12:53 pm
If someone thinks they have something important to say in every thread, let them. Are you scared another person will hop you in the queue to be the ultimate most leet poter on soldat forums......well?

n00bface
February 28, 2005, 1:28 pm
you didn't stop that -brick thing until like 20 people asked you

DT
February 28, 2005, 3:16 pm
almost everyone starhunts... I USE to but not anymore... to bad more people can't follow my example...
thn again when you grow up replying to posts kinda get boring...

Deleted User
March 1, 2005, 12:54 am
quote:Originally posted by Captain Ben
and [IMAGE] you swazo. if you think my avatar is gay, look at yours.
what is it anyway?


AHAHAHAHA. I never said it was gay, I just said I hated it. As for what mine is, I choose not to tell/know. People always have different versions of what it is, but so far peemonkey's was the best.

Judge_Man
March 1, 2005, 1:04 am
I love your avatar Swazo and i don't wanna try guessing wut it is cause it would probably make my brain melt...
I hate your avatar too Ben, i'm seeing it too much.

I'm with Flab on this one, he made a topic SO WHAT?!!?
you all came here starting to gently flame him for making a topic which has A LOT MORE sense than some others in the BASH PIT.

Thank you.

Edit: Member Since: 07 Oct 2004 OH! me is not posting machine!!

LazehBoi
March 1, 2005, 2:22 am
User Name: LazehBoi

Total Posts: 515

[1.3 posts per day]

Whoa, do I rule or do I rule? ;o

Kazuki
March 1, 2005, 3:34 am
I think we should just replace post count with contribution. :P For example, there are forums that have this thing called a "contribution system." If you make a post that gives many good points and is meaningful to the community, reasonable members will click on the "Give (name) Contribution Points)" button and give you from, let's say, 1-3 points. Eventually, if you're respectful and stuff, you'll rack up points and people will know that you have been around for a while / should be respected. Nice thing about this is that it can't be whored so easily. With post counts, all you have to do is look for topics that you haven't posted in and post. With the C-system, people have to give you points. If you go around asking people for points, you'd just be looked down upon. Only way to whore this would be to create more accounts and give yourself contribution, which would lead nowhere because it would get your accounts all banned.

Anyway, back on topic, this thread is more gay than n00bface (no offense, Brick), and that barely ever happens.

Vijchtidoodah
March 1, 2005, 4:09 am
Kaz, you should really suggest that in the Forum News and Support section. It's something that I would whole-heartedly embrace.

Milkman Dan
March 1, 2005, 4:19 am
thats lame cos all my posts are meaningless and absolute crap, what happens to me!!!

n00bface
March 1, 2005, 4:19 am
yeah seriously, i wouldn't jack this thread off if i was paid for it. i vote in the + for that suggestion.

FliesLikeABrick
March 1, 2005, 4:42 am
well at least my lame thread brought some good from it all, plus it got captain ben fined 100 posts (honestly wasnt my intention though, i just wanted to make an ass out of his whorish ways)

FliesLikeABrick
March 1, 2005, 5:12 pm
Captain Ben, it was nothing offensive, people just thought it was stupid that i ended all my posts in "-Brick"

I wasnt star hunting or anything

n00bface
March 1, 2005, 5:38 pm
no it was kind of offensive to me..

The Geologist
March 1, 2005, 7:40 pm
No it wasn't.

DT
March 1, 2005, 8:21 pm
hmm wheres the topic that got me find 350 posts.... i wana see that again...

edit
aw damn i search and the farthest i got was peemonkey's pention

paramud
July 9, 2005, 7:44 am
bump...?

frogboy
July 9, 2005, 7:51 am
Moron.

paramud
July 9, 2005, 7:55 am
BASH PIT.

Captain Ben
July 9, 2005, 8:24 am
Y'know, Paramud chooses the best threads to bump. What'd I do this time?

frogboy
July 9, 2005, 8:47 am
quote:Originally posted by paramudBASH PIT.


You're right, it's the bash pit, we can do what we like. Now I'm going to spam hardcore gay porn in the Bash Pit, it's fine because it's the Bash Pit.

paramud
July 9, 2005, 8:55 am
That only proves that you take time to look at it, select the most disgusting type, and admire the many copies of it.

Captain Ben
July 9, 2005, 9:00 am
Shutuprejectedtesttubefeotus.

frogboy
July 9, 2005, 9:29 am
quote:Originally posted by paramudThat only proves that you take time to look at it, select the most disgusting type, and admire the many copies of it.


;_; you hurt my feelings, I'm crying as I type this.

paramud
July 9, 2005, 9:34 am
Good for you.

Deleted User
July 9, 2005, 11:06 am
I was actually thinking of bumping this... well oh
edit: Ill bump it next year.. wahaha

Deleted User
July 9, 2005, 1:11 pm
i like captain ben, not in the freaky frogboy way but yeah, hes the only one who supports my suggestions, plus we have the same name and frm the same country.....we could be twins captain ben

Captain Ben
July 9, 2005, 2:05 pm
I actually have a step brother whos name is Ben 0_0

Deleted User
July 9, 2005, 3:17 pm
.....wow this is awkward :P just thank god i dont :P

Deleted User
July 9, 2005, 3:19 pm
MY COASTER SENSE IS TINGLING!

FliesLikeABrick
July 10, 2005, 5:57 am
i have nothing against captain ben, i didn't before. he has calmed down a lot in his posting habits and is chill etc.


so... why'd this get bumped?

frogboy
July 10, 2005, 6:30 am
quote:Originally posted by FliesLikeABrickso... why'd this get bumped?


Because it's the Bash Pit, and paramud feels that just because it's the Bash Pit he has the right to revive topics that have since become irrelevant.

Captain Ben
July 10, 2005, 6:36 am
I feel violated :(

Cookie.
July 10, 2005, 6:39 am
Coasterman is my new forum favourite :)

paramud
July 10, 2005, 7:09 am
I bumped it because it was the oldest topic that hadn't been archived.

Milkman Dan
July 10, 2005, 7:14 am
And you're all the more retarded for doing so.

Captain Ben
July 10, 2005, 7:54 am
quote:Originally posted by Cookie.Coasterman is my new forum favourite :)


Did Coaster Man finally join the forums?

SPARTAN_III
July 11, 2005, 4:26 pm
paramud == (Please refrain from swearing)

Deleted User
July 22, 2005, 5:31 pm
bump.

vash763
July 22, 2005, 7:12 pm
GOD DAMN THREAD NECROMANCERS

N1nj@
July 22, 2005, 7:22 pm
I thought whoever bumps a topic again gets a free ban

Deleted User
July 22, 2005, 7:25 pm
since ninja said so?

vash763
July 22, 2005, 7:48 pm
no it was dogfather right?

Deleted User
July 22, 2005, 7:57 pm
this is bash pit.

Twinkler
July 22, 2005, 8:12 pm
It was Styx who said that people who revived old threads would either be fined posts, or banned. He considered this to be starhunting, but since this is the bash pit I'm not sure that it applies fully here. But still, it's not proper forum etiquette to bump old threads for no good reason.

Beren
July 22, 2005, 8:51 pm
This thread has some major holes in it, did Captain Ben just delete a bunch of his posts, or...am I imagining things?

Twinkler
July 22, 2005, 8:57 pm
Yes he did, though I'm not sure why.

Outcast
July 22, 2005, 8:59 pm
quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahI don't understand why people care so much about my post count...or anyone else's for that matter.

Edit: Why don't we just get rid of the post count on these forums and instead of the stars depending on that, they depend on how long you've been a part of the forums?


youre like 1,5 years "younger" then me and you have like, as much posts as me :>

vash763
July 22, 2005, 9:10 pm
i was reading through this thread not noticing it was old. and i was like wtf jaz?

N1nj@
July 22, 2005, 9:19 pm
quote:Originally posted by aznbl00dthis is bash pit.
I am still waiting for your picture btw, just thought I remind you.

Deleted User
July 22, 2005, 9:22 pm
ill get it this weekend.

Captain Ben
July 23, 2005, 12:09 am
Why is thread good to bump?

Vijchtidoodah
July 23, 2005, 12:11 am
Blame aznblood for trying to fit in by copying a lame trend.

Deleted User
July 23, 2005, 12:15 am
actually, i did this to piss off benny boy, here.

Captain Ben
July 23, 2005, 12:16 am
Well, it didn't really work. I was too busy playiong Paramud 3!

Deleted User
July 23, 2005, 12:16 am
w/e.

Captain Ben
July 23, 2005, 12:17 am
w/e? This is the best way to make me angry?

Chakra`
July 23, 2005, 1:02 am
Who cares? ya still a bloody spam machine!

Captain Ben
July 23, 2005, 1:04 pm
I disagree to agree to disagree.

Chakra`
July 23, 2005, 1:06 pm
STOP IT! >:|

Captain Ben
July 23, 2005, 1:07 pm
I reagree to disagree top agreeing in the first place by disagreeing.

Chakra`
July 23, 2005, 1:21 pm
1. You cannot reagree when you disagree to agree by disagreeing to disagree to agree to disagree. Thats like saying no to yes.

2. By initially disagreeing to agree to disagree you still continued to post pointlessly!

3. By reagreeing to disagree to agree where you disagree'd in the first place basically takes you back to square one, where you were in the first place. Why bother posting that too?

I agree you are a bloody tit.




Captain Ben
July 23, 2005, 1:34 pm
I do not agree to your disagreeing by reagreeing that point of agreeing to agreeing the disagreeing of a certain point of reagreeing to evidence of agreeing, such as disagreeing to reagreeing.

Chakra`
July 23, 2005, 1:50 pm
how about we just agree to disagree about your disagreeing of reagreeing, even though you obviously accidently agreed to the disagreeing of your own reagreeing disagreement.

Kazuki
July 23, 2005, 1:58 pm
HOW ABOUT WE COMPROMISE AND STOP WITH THE F*CKING AGREEING! :D

frogboy
July 23, 2005, 2:06 pm
HOW ABOUT WE COMPROMISE AND BAN AZNBL00D AND PARAMUD FOR REVIVING TOPICS!

Edit: :D

Captain Ben
July 24, 2005, 12:03 am
I agree.

Deleted User
July 24, 2005, 1:04 am
<3 captain ben

karmazonpl
July 24, 2005, 2:51 am
how about we have a scat party

Hitman
July 24, 2005, 2:54 am
GET A BEVERAGE!!

MOFO NOFO
July 24, 2005, 2:56 am
I'm going to get a BEVERAGE

Deleted User
July 24, 2005, 5:32 am
Ppft.

MikeShinoda.pheonix
July 24, 2005, 5:50 am
I can't believe that someone can actually get offended over a forum. It's a sad world boys and girls...

quote:Originally posted by n00bfacek you guys are all hypocrites. every single one of you with the exception of superkill, mancer, and flieslikeabrick have spammed excessively before. lapis, your post per day count is only slightly lower than ben's (3.06 to 3.62 or something.) Yeah his are less meaningful but the point you made was stupid. also i hate you all


Can I hate them with you?

Captain Ben
July 24, 2005, 9:21 am
Heh. Aznblood is getting irritated, because I'm not angry and he isn't the centre of attention.

Deleted User
July 24, 2005, 4:59 pm
Hmm? No I'm not.