There is this nice woman who lives across from the hall
She brings you cookies every time that you call
She's so God damn big she won't fit through the door
She eats thirty-five donuts then asks for more

I'm glad that I don't have to live with her
and I'm sorry you do



Cause she?s your fat momma
Your two ton weight problem
She like a [IMAGE]ing blimp with clothes
Take that fork or she'll explode
Colonel Sanders ran off screaming
When he heard your mom was feeding
So do your best to try and be strong
As she chugs Egg Nog all year long



Every night at ten I hear her head for the fridge
She sits down and puts her face in a bucket of ribs
She's so freaking fat she never gets out of bed
There's no water in the tub, it's chocolate pudding instead

You'll never know when she will open her mouth
So keep your fingers away



Cause she your fat momma
You two ton weight problem
She like a [IMAGE]ing blimp with clothes
Take that fork or she'll explode
She hides snickers in her naval
She eats regardless of the label
She carries butter, in case she gets stuck
or She'll eat her way out with our kinda luck



Happy meal's not to happy to see her
Her moo moo 's just a tent
She eats girl scouts whenever they stop by
And their cookies as an after meal mint



Your momma is fat
Your momma is fat
Your momma is fat
Your momma is fat


gg.

you WISH you could get cookies on demand you wannabe fat [IMAGE].

i wish i could get cookies on demand :(

i get cookies on demand, though i usually dont demand them, they just come.
(cookies is sex, right?)

i think jaz is trying to say something...

Your momma is fat
Your momma is fat
Your momma is fat
Your momma is fat

A subtle, silent hint.

I wouldn't have picked up on it if he hadn't given me that hint. Man, I really want some cookies now. Ever consider doing those Google text ads?

Hilarity ensues.

So original. I mean, no one has ever called someone elses momma fat before. Way to use all that brain power and hit all the keys.

your momma is fat in the hips

yeah jaz, you dumbass. mum jokes are so freaking lame.

<n00bface> jaz your mom is fat
<`Jaz> gg

loss for you. my name in IRC has been n00bsleeps since last friday.

It was an example

your mom was an example

hey jaz, atleast he has a FEMALE momma

quote:Originally posted by Captain Benhey jaz, atleast he has a FEMALE momma


At least he can be funny sometimes

Well.. I dont want to be a stupid faggot.. so I'll HAVE TO agree with Jaz.

Yes, I also agree. Jaz is the best bet.

Allways is.

FEMALE mommas...lol, what have you been smoking?