my enormous genitals.

Yay lets all make two topics that are exactly the same except for one word.

Yes, that's a great idea.

a board

a mouse

the part of your jeans in the crotch area that sticks up and out when you sit down because the denim folds around the zipper.

6 fingers.

Air.

update: an empty shotgun shell

my shoulder

an mp3 player that i am about to put down

the air between my hand and keyboard

Update: my bird, occasionally

Update: Lapis Lazuli's small but filling penis

"What do you have in your left hand?"
"I have a british penis...discuss"

can of v



GAWD FROGBOY IM NOT ADDICTED

The right arm of the chair I am sitting in.

A glass, that was until now, filled with Coke.

My pencil for my homework.

upddate: a butt. not mine.

Mine is on the keyboard for writing :P

my glass eye.
yes, i finally got it removed!

Got it removed? As in, you couldn't do it yourself?

n00bface

edit: bandages, as i ahve royaly raped my hand with a combat knife

a cup of tea

An empty cup of soup...
Well... was full until I spilt it :/

Your momma's titty!

a popsicle stick

something.

highlights of what ive had in my left hand today:
combat knife
me penis, taking a piss
tooth brush
bottle rocket
***'s arm
***'s right buttock
***'s hair
steering wheel
$34.95
phone
a different combat knife
Cream Soda
my hair
my right hand

no marijuana today!!!

not yet...

dusks mommas titty, its like a 4 way !!

my ARM

i didnt know you had a galil!!

ehh... I do(!) o_o

phone, with a beautiful voice on it :)

whoa, its you that keeps leaving messages on my voicemail

<3 <3 <3 (: the voice aint mine (: <3 <3 <3

matches! :D

My pimple that I'm picking. Tastes good.

a pen

good topic ;p

quote:Originally posted by HHHuhh.. my weenie.. and a magazine in the other..
you figure out the rest :|


Gay porn again, Sprocket?

EDIT: He deleted his post. but yeah. Sprocket/Gimp/Mysterio/HHH posted that. Honest.

My chin.

Glass of Orange Soda

my shirt

quote:Originally posted by b00stAMy chin.

quote:Originally posted by b00stAMy chin.

my shotgun :D just waiting for my ride and it's a day of shooting, and i get my sexy pink kimber!!

My face...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY KIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pics?

dont have the camera :( ill try tonight if she gets home

http://www.left-handed.com/

a can of V

anyone who needs a [IMAGE]ing pussy.

Yeah, I agree. All those people who've had their right hands blown off in a war or from a disease that ate it away are such pussies. They should just learn how to use their right foot for christ's sake.

are you a lefty? damn near everything made in the world is usable by lefties. if they're some subruban little whiney soft [IMAGE] you can use a god damn can opener they deserve death

I am a lefty because, when I was little, the teachers forced me out of being ambidextrous and told me that I had to choose one hand. I chose left because I wanted to be like my father, who had his hand blown off.

I can tell you that it isn't easy for him. Sure, many things that are meant for righties can be used by lefties too - but not comfortably. Normal scissors, for instance, begin to cut into his hands and bruise him as he uses them on tough material. Bolt-Action Rifles, on the other hand, are favorable to automatic rifles because he can pull them away from him before the hot casings hit, burn, and scar his face (something both me and my uncle have experience with).

So yes, he is a "soft little [IMAGE]" because he doesn't like to be physically harmed. Yes, he "deserve[s] death" because he doesn't like having burns all over his face that take weeks to heal and leave ugly scars.

jesus calm the [IMAGE] down. did ya see that "if"? jesus... and scissors? that's just....yea :/

my 17 inch

Oh, I must have missed the "if" in that first post of yours...

*hugs* still firends?

Lol, you big goof. I was being sarcastic. There is no "if" in that first statement of yours.

But I'll still hug you if you promise me a little sexual favor...

Telephooooooooooooooooooooone.

The world


*sings*
I've got the whoooole world, in my hands!
*sings*

It's "He's got the whole world in his hands."

Nevermind, you just go on singing...

a spoon

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahIt's "He's got the whole world in his hands."

Nevermind, you just go on singing...


Grr..you always find where I post Vijcht, and then somehow make me look stupid :(
Leave me aloooone!!!!
*sings*
:(

It's a habit of mine...I can't stand it when things are wrong (especially when it's me that messed them up in the first place).

wold u lyke 2 fixx mi gramaer adn spellign??

DON'T TEMPT ME!!

A table.

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahIt's a habit of mine...I can't stand it when things are wrong (especially when it's me that messed them up in the first place).


The whole point of it was to make it work..for my case..but, okkkk
Oh wells :/

matches. stick to the game.

A piece of paper that's folded up to be sharp and strong enough to pierce the skin.

give it a shot :D
seamonkeys!!

Nothing.

can of coca-cola D:

a zippo :D

you're not aloud in here. go away.

dna said : As I said before "Keep your head down, act responsibly and make a valued contribution to the forum" and I will have less reason to look up why you where banned in the first place and see if further action is needed."

so i'm nice now.

Edit: I'll be nice.

But don't kid yourself, you're the same person no matter what name you are.

why? if its about that mod.. I made it as sprocket!!
so forget it! sprocket is dead and i'm HHH!

wee.. another Norwegian.. and you dont wanna know whats in my left hand

yer still not welcome here. leave. :D

Nah, let him come back.

Lol Sprocket, you know you weren't actually fooling anybody, right? We've known who you are for a while.