I'm the man and nobody can beat me and deez nuts to all of you :)

Who wants some? What's that? Did you say you want a little? Huh? Do ya?

I'm going to come to your town and steal all the honey barbeque flavor twists. Who will be laughing then?

*wooooooosh* i just flew away like a ninja

your sig breaks the rules

well your sig blows my nuts and i looked for sig rules and the only link i found in the signature topic under forum news and support doesnt work. it is a rather nice signature though wouldnt you say?

let's gang rape this fella. put him in a dress.

hahahahaah now that was the kind of reply i was hoping for. instead i get "boo hoo hoo your sig breaks the rules and i eat buttholes for a living."

wow, OMG! YOU = SOOOOO COOLIO! WILL YOU YOU PAWN MY ASS INTO OBLIVION?!?!?!
PLEASE! I SOO WANNA BE PWNT FOR THE N00B I AM!!!

oh come on now you can do better than that it wasnt funny or random or anything

it was random, and it was "anything"
so there.

Quick Captain Planet, to the rescue!

lol para.
I have a nice dress for you Fangus.
I do...

Unfortunately, Fangus wanted Nasty to wear it...You're going to have to take it off.
Slowly...

DAMN! I just threw out my last pair of pants yesterday.
OK... Vijch, a little help here?
It stuck that's why!
Please?

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahQuick Captain Planet, to the rescue!


due to fund costs, you have me, CAPTAIN BEN!
a rowdy pirate who thinks that nasty-guy should be:
tied up, ass-raped, get his toes chewed off, ass-raped, ice-cubes shoved up is ass, kinky ass-rape and did i not mention ass-rape?

/me Bends over and places hands on your dress to help get it off
Dude...stop poking me - wait a second!

Opps...
Should never have taken that viagra...

AAAAH MENTAL IMAGES!!!!!

Wanna join, Milkman? There's room for one more.
But you'll have to prove yourself worthy...

/me flops his peepee around infront of Nasty's face
g'on hun, take one for the team

im actually wearing a pink skirt and going to san fransisco again today. nobody will notice me.

quote:Originally posted by paramudit was random, and it was "anything"
so there.


actually no it wasnt random it was the same kind of retarded response that i would expect to get from anybody that plays a computer game. you used the words noob and pwned, how random is that? OH YEAH TAKE IT! TAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE BABY! DONT ACT LIKE YOUR NOT IMPRESSED TURD BAG!

and i have my own dress Vijchtidoodah but thank you anyway

is there anybody out there who can beat this kid at soldat? i seriously doubt it.

im going to tell you a story now. One day there was a young man named rog nasty who joined a forum and decided to make a topic for flaming. the flamers came and they gave excellent come backs (all except for paramud) but then rog nasty wrote a story so funny that all their butts and heads exploded and they loved it so much that they all invited rog nasty to their homes for some tea and crumpets. rog nasty was offended by the invitations because he hates tea. because of this he donkey punched all the flamers mommies and then sat down for a nice cheeseburger.

But, sadly, it was only a matter of time until the people of the forums realized rog nasty was just some brain dead teenager with a milf/donkey punching fetish, doomed to roam from forum to forum posting his weak sause flaming threads and begging for others to take a crack at him just so he can pump his own already inflated ego. Yay, everyone wins. Except paramud, who couldn't muster up the brain power necessary to make an insult and instead tried to be humerous and sarcastic...and failed.

Failing is weak

quote:Originally posted by The GeologistBut, sadly, it was only a matter of time until the people of the forums realized rog nasty was just some brain dead teenager with a milf/donkey punching fetish, doomed to roam from forum to forum posting his weak sause flaming threads and begging for others to take a crack at him just so he can pump his own already inflated ego. Yay, everyone wins. Except paramud, who couldn't muster up the brain power necessary to make an insult and instead tried to be humerous and sarcastic...and failed.


actually this is only the 2nd forum ive ever joined and i looked around and there wasnt really any topics i was interested in so i decided to make a retarded one. (the other forum i used to go to was battle-grounds for street fighter online, which some of you may know has ceased to be) im not brain dead because if i was i wouldve put this topic any ol place and instead i put it where it belongs (in the bash pit where meaningless threads go and posts dont count). i make my flames deliberately stupid and meaningless (for example saying paramuds sig blows my nuts when he doesnt even have a picture in it) and they are only jokes. if you cant joke in a retarded fashion then please dont post because i dont want well thought out responses such as the one the geologist gave. if i did i would have made a meaningful thread. also, i do not actually think i am the best at soldat and i am new here and i was wanting to see who had a sense of humor somewhat like mine. obviously, it worked.


and with that i would like all of you to stand and put your thumbs up your butts and say hail to rog nasty! the leader of men!

i got alot of stares today. im going out to get more right now :D

haha, who would put 'rog' in their name?
geologist youi are right, he does have a bdsm fetish!

it was random, i made it up in my mind at that very moment, thats called improvising. improvising is a random act.
RANDOM!
RANDOM MAAAN!

We gotcha.

my vagina is bleeding
(i win)

Wow broken gerbil, you're the real idiot.

you both are. paramud, dont try being random, you dont have the mind for it to be funny. or cute. or smart. or hebrew.

[IMAGE] your mum, damn the french!! jk (but i still hate french people :P)

quote:Originally posted by Captain Benhaha, who would put 'rog' in their name?
geologist youi are right, he does have a bdsm fetish!



probably somebody who's name is roger captain gayface. idiots!

quote:Originally posted by Fangus Deefyou both are. paramud, dont try being random, you dont have the mind for it to be funny. or cute. or smart. or hebrew.


im all 4

quote:Originally posted by -Rog_Nasty-quote:Originally posted by Captain Benhaha, who would put 'rog' in their name?
geologist youi are right, he does have a bdsm fetish!



probably somebody who's name is roger captain gayface. idiots!


um... did you just insult yourself?

quote:Originally posted by -Rog_Nasty-quote:Originally posted by Captain Benhaha, who would put 'rog' in their name?
geologist youi are right, he does have a bdsm fetish!



probably somebody who's name is roger captain gayface. idiots!




Shoulda just named yourself ROGER then.
(so stupid)

yea, you need commas. otherwise you called yourself "roger captain gayface"

heh, pawned.

quote:Originally posted by Maxx

Shoulda just named yourself ROGER then.
(so stupid)


roger nasty does not sound right. do you guys not understand that rog is pronounced rodge? paramud go admire your wall of dildos because you havent posted anything worth reading and yet you keep trying. you used the word pawned yet again and i didnt even get pawned because putting a comma where you guys said to would be a comma splice since what i said was not really even a complete sentence.

quote:yea, you need commas. otherwise you called yourself "roger captain gayface"

you spelled yeah wrong and also you are missing a comma after otherwise and after yourself and you dont have a period. who really pays attention to punctuation? i sure don't when i type. you guys knew what i meant.

stop nit picking and just say the first thing that pops in your mind you dirty hookers!


p.s.: fangus's mother gave me herpes >:O

Go away.

you go away its my thread :)

it's mm's forum, roger captain gayface...

quote:Originally posted by -Rog_Nasty-quote:Originally posted by Maxx

Shoulda just named yourself ROGER then.
(so stupid)


roger nasty does not sound right. do you guys not understand that rog is pronounced rodge? paramud go admire your wall of dildos because you havent posted anything worth reading and yet you keep trying. you used the word pawned yet again and i didnt even get pawned because putting a comma where you guys said to would be a comma splice since what i said was not really even a complete sentence.

quote:yea, you need commas. otherwise you called yourself "roger captain gayface"

you spelled yeah wrong and also you are missing a comma after otherwise and after yourself and you dont have a period. who really pays attention to punctuation? i sure don't when i type. you guys knew what i meant.

stop nit picking and just say the first thing that pops in your mind you dirty hookers!


p.s.: fangus's mother gave me herpes >:O









1) Um...where do you live? (NO)


2) Who doesn't?


You make laugh, Rogette, keep it up.