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A fable - you new forumers read this.
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DeMonIc
March 13, 2005, 12:45 pm
Once upon a time, in a village far-far away, lived an incredibly stupid little boy. This incredibly stupid little boy heard the story of the incredibly ugly and dangerous monster living in the woods, so he went to the forest in search for the monster. When the incredibly stupid little boy found the ugly and dangerous monster, he poked it with a stick, because he was incredibly stupid. The ugly and dangerous monster then ate the incredibly stupid little boy.

The moral of this story: If you're new here, don't act like you own the place. Twats.
For those whom are lazy to read, I have made an audio version of this story. Click here.

STEELIX
March 13, 2005, 2:33 pm
*sniff*

Maxx
March 13, 2005, 2:37 pm
Stupid little boys are funny.

Nice "fable".

_Mancer_
March 13, 2005, 3:18 pm
So beautiful.

b00stA
March 13, 2005, 3:22 pm
Yay, let's watch the new guys go "Oh yeah, I agree totally with you. Vehicles WUD B GR8!"

Anyway, nice fable :)

Fangus Deef
March 13, 2005, 4:13 pm
rename the fat monster the Fangusaurous Deef!!!
maxx, you realise yer one of the newbies, right?

Deleted User
March 13, 2005, 5:36 pm
Mmmmmm..I like the font...

Rambo_6
March 13, 2005, 5:49 pm
That isn't a fable!

That's real life... o_o

YOU HAVE EMOTIONALLY SCARRED ME

Maxx
March 13, 2005, 8:59 pm
quote:Originally posted by Fangus Deefrename the fat monster the Fangusaurous Deef!!!
maxx, you realise yer one of the newbies, right?


Not near as bad as someone like transit or dark stranger, lol.

_Mancer_
March 13, 2005, 9:13 pm
Maxx, don't insult dark stranger. Just because his post count is low doesnt mean hes a newbie. Man you are a moron; Get off of my internet.

Famine
March 13, 2005, 10:50 pm
You mean Al Gore's internet.

SuperKill
March 13, 2005, 11:36 pm
y0 M8 u gt a problem wid vehicles???????????????
fk off eh yo wad u up 2 ???

Deleted User
March 14, 2005, 3:35 am
Al Gore for supreme ruler of Earth!

Deleted User
March 14, 2005, 6:58 am
Man i wish i could be like you super cool lads with postcounts in the tens of thousands :( *sigh*

Vijchtidoodah
March 14, 2005, 8:09 am
That's not exactly something to aspire to...

JiggaBlue
March 14, 2005, 8:32 am
Maxx is funny because Dark stranger owns tim in every aspect of life besides, post count. AAHAhAHgah

And about the fable, Oh yeah, I agree totally with you. Vehicles WUD B GR8!

DeMonIc
March 14, 2005, 8:43 am
If I'm bored enough, I might make a comic version. It's easier to understand >_>

m00`
March 14, 2005, 8:59 am
this should be stickwied

Sticky
March 14, 2005, 10:53 am
quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_Get off of my internet.


Stairs?

The only thing worse than a stupid newbie is, in my opinion, a stupid newbie with an annoying gimmick.

papasurf31
March 14, 2005, 3:14 pm
Buy my shorts?

Fangus Deef
March 14, 2005, 5:42 pm
nobody has a post o[IMAGE] in the tens of thousands. the highest isnt even 5000....is it?

Deleted User
March 14, 2005, 9:13 pm
i was being ironic

Deleted User
March 14, 2005, 9:18 pm
But you weren't being a much of a Maiden now were you?

Maxx
March 14, 2005, 9:30 pm
*sigh*


Is beige considered a "gimmick"?

frogboy
March 15, 2005, 5:44 am
quote:Originally posted by SwazoBut you weren't being a much of a Maiden now were you?
You've never heard of Iron Maiden?

quote: *sigh*


Is beige considered a "gimmick"?
Yes.

Deleted User
March 15, 2005, 9:18 pm
My god who hasn't heard of Iron Maiden?

DeMonIc
June 23, 2005, 4:38 pm
I'm reviving this thread because the time has come for it to be read again!

Maxx
June 23, 2005, 5:43 pm
Dang was I stupid.

Deleted User
June 23, 2005, 6:02 pm
I read it.. I feel like a whole new person :O
for I have only been here 3 months... I make it my promise to stay here as long as this forums will keep on existing, so bear with me please, my fellow forumers.

lastpatriot
June 23, 2005, 6:04 pm
Life lessons, indeed

Meandor
June 23, 2005, 8:45 pm
Would you tell mr. monster to spare some of them newbs for my dinner?

karmazon
June 23, 2005, 8:50 pm
I own this city

Unlucky 13
June 24, 2005, 6:17 am
Bah, I needed something for lunch today, now this pops up.
Coulda done with a scrawny little snack.

Teh Panda
June 24, 2005, 9:30 pm
<3 Demonic.