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March 13, 2005, 7:11 pm
As some of you that use mirc know I like to pee out the window, let me just say firstly I don't live in a big city or anything so I am not peeing on people, my backyard is surrounded by trees at least 100 yards in each direction with no human living in those trees so I am not worried about people seeing my pecker. Now to post the reason why
Reason 1
As you can see its a pain to have to run up and down the stairs fast when I have to pee, and I pee alot.
Reason 2
As you can see its easier to stand up and take one step to the left and pee than run down thsoe stairs.
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Thats what I see when I pee, just to give you an idea of what I was talking about before
N1nj@
March 13, 2005, 8:28 pm
I would do the same if I live in that house, look at the stair, it's scary going down from that thing...
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March 13, 2005, 8:36 pm
Naa I can really run down those things, 2 or 3 seconds, its just not fun when you have to pee..
reckon
March 13, 2005, 9:38 pm
Damn man I know how you feel, except I dont have a window up here.
Its a chore to rush up and down the spiral staircase.
damnnation
March 13, 2005, 9:44 pm
aannd nobody noteces ur wie-wie sticking out of the window when you do it???
zoldat
March 13, 2005, 9:48 pm
that why it smels when i go by
DeafBox
March 13, 2005, 9:50 pm
would there be a door situated under your window?
Deleted User
March 13, 2005, 10:15 pm
lmao best... thread .... ever...
Dude t, your my hero.
Fangus Deef
March 13, 2005, 11:31 pm
you drink a fucing mountain dew ripoff? holy
[IMAGE] you must have down syndrome
Skate4Razors
March 14, 2005, 12:55 am
I would just pee on my computer, much much easier. :)
Jaz
March 14, 2005, 1:12 am
well, I piss in the sink. ( Kitchen sink and its right beside a window ) I think people see it but I dont care.
Fangus Deef
March 14, 2005, 1:28 am
i piss in, on and around the toilet. and get hell for it.
PH34R THE COLONEL
kylerlandry
March 14, 2005, 1:34 am
I piss off the deck even thought the bathroom is closer just because I don't like the sound of the toilet flushing.
Milkman Dan
March 14, 2005, 3:08 am
Do you wash your hands? or lick em clean :O
Michal
March 14, 2005, 3:17 am
^he rinses them off with mountain lightning
Deleted User
March 14, 2005, 6:54 am
I live in a big city, with passerbies going by 24/7 i live 8 floors up, i always piss out my front window! sometimes i even take
[IMAGE]s out of it, i love hearing the screams of virgins and the elderly being thorougly immersed in my glorious slop.
no not really, i live in a small town, use the goddamn toilet AND YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK
n00bface
March 14, 2005, 7:50 am
Lazy
[IMAGE]. I mean, come on..that's not that far...
When I was younger I used to piss in the potted plants laying around...I stopped when I pissed on one sitting on our heater. I left for the weekend, came back and everything smelled like amonia. My mum figured out and told me to stop.
Sticky
March 14, 2005, 11:01 am
I think this topic would be a good place to tell a story about our good friend frogboy... If I get enough demand.
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March 14, 2005, 8:32 pm
No one can see me, the closest house it like 300 yards away, and I am 80 yards away from the road plus I am peeing out the back of the house which is facing just trees.
btw, I get free mountain dew at work so I don't see the need to spend the extra few dollars when I am at home since I love the taste of both :D
Melba
March 14, 2005, 8:39 pm
/me demands story time with Uncle Sticky
DeMonIc
March 14, 2005, 8:48 pm
The FableTeller Demonic also wants to hear Uncle Sticky's story.
peemonkey
March 14, 2005, 9:09 pm
damn gram, how the
[IMAGE] can you like the taste of that? i'd sooner drink my piss. that way you dont have to get up to the window, and you get a fresh, hot drink better than mountain whateverthefeck
?
March 15, 2005, 9:52 pm
Aye lets here the "Coke" story
frogboy
March 16, 2005, 4:47 am
Well, once I was in the car and we turned right, and I had a McDonalds cup of coke in my lap, and it spilled and went all over my pants.
Unlucky 13
March 16, 2005, 8:43 am
Sure... and it smell like piss because... ;D
Maxx
March 16, 2005, 12:12 pm
quote:Originally posted by Unlucky 13Sure... and it smell like piss because... ;D
Because it came from mcdonalds.
Cookie`
March 16, 2005, 5:31 pm
quote:Originally posted by Maxxquote:Originally posted by Unlucky 13Sure... and it smell like piss because... ;D
Because it came from mcdonalds.
lol ^_^
DT
March 16, 2005, 8:32 pm
hmmm at my old school at the end of the day i would go around the school and pee on the wall...and it was steaming in the winter....
someone on the bus as we drove by it said that the wolfs near the forst did it
heh little did they know that I did it... untill they saw me once...
?
March 16, 2005, 10:31 pm
I peed on my school when I was in 4th grade, some girl saw me and told on me though...
Maxx
March 16, 2005, 10:32 pm
Go tell your MOM to shutup, JAZ.
=D
Unlucky 13
March 17, 2005, 12:07 am
quote:Originally posted by Maxxquote:Originally posted by Unlucky 13Sure... and it smell like piss because... ;D
Because it came from mcdonalds.
Lol... OK you win!
Unlucky 13
March 17, 2005, 5:01 am
I dunno...
Praise?
I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx.
That enough?
I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx, I love you Maxx.
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