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Shivorken
March 29, 2005, 9:19 am
Here's just one of thousands:

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick [IMAGE]ers)
<anamexis> :<

Loads more from bash.org

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

Captain Ben
March 29, 2005, 9:35 am
LOL! Beefpile...

Shivorken
March 29, 2005, 9:36 am
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me [IMAGE], I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

so damn funny!!!

frogboy
March 29, 2005, 9:57 am
May I be the first to say, OLD.

Milkman Dan
March 29, 2005, 10:08 am
May I be the second to say, OLD.

Shivorken
March 29, 2005, 10:09 am
It is!?!?!?!

oh well ... its funny! thats all i care ...

Skate4Razors
March 29, 2005, 12:11 pm
Inverted b? I hope you made that up. That's just sad if someone actually typed that. :/

DeMonIc
March 29, 2005, 12:24 pm
Those quotes are from bash.org and other places. Sucky.

b00stA
March 29, 2005, 2:26 pm
[code]<@timm> bash.org
<@live> I WANT A DRINK OF COCK I MEAN COKE LOL
<@jonathans> LOL MY MOM CAUGHT ME JERKING OFF[/code]

Melba
March 29, 2005, 8:09 pm
quote:BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

HAHAHA i missed that one xD

mmeaney
March 30, 2005, 2:15 am
This is some funny shiznat.

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder

peemonkey
March 30, 2005, 2:28 am
i think the one with me and hitman kicked ass XD someone find that one

BManx2000
March 30, 2005, 3:34 am
I prefer the internet oracle.

peemonkey
March 30, 2005, 4:14 am
found it:
<H|tman`> MilkmanDan
<H|tman`> Is gay
<MilkmanDan> H|tman` has to say that to divert attention away from his sexuality
<m00`> buffalos
<H|tman`> lol
* peemonkey fondles hitman's breast
<peemonkey> we aint gotta hide nuthin, right hun?
* H|tman` moans
<H|tman`> Well, if you want
* peemonkey starts licking hitman's face and neck, pausing at the ear
* H|tman` unzips
* H|tman` groans
<m00`> ew
<H|tman`> Join in
<H|tman`> ORGY
* peemonkey invades his mouth with his furious, hungry-for-action-tongue
* peemonkey massages his left buttock with the intentions of getting in there
* H|tman` closes his mouth on peemonkeys tongue and moves his head back and fourth
* H|tman` grabs hold on peemonkey¨s manhood
<MilkmanDan> :O
* peemonkey 's pants can no longer take the pressure, and split fourth, revealing all his glory
<H|tman`> HAHA
<MilkmanDan> LOL
<peemonkey> poont
<peemonkey> XD
<H|tman`> lol
<peemonkey> i [IMAGE]ing win.
<H|tman`> Did you like me sucking on your tongue baby?
<peemonkey> ya
<peemonkey> got me off
<peemonkey> right quick
<H|tman`> Wtf
<peemonkey> ;)
<H|tman`> Dude
<H|tman`> I¨ve got [IMAGE]ing wood
<H|tman`> omg
<peemonkey> ROFL!

MOFO NOFO
March 30, 2005, 7:54 am
what.. the... [IMAGE].... gay..

frogboy
March 30, 2005, 8:26 am
<FrogboY> HATE

lmao qwoet off da weak

m00`
March 30, 2005, 8:31 am
LMAO FROGBOY THAT IS THE FUNNIST THING EVER MAN

Captain RibMan
March 30, 2005, 9:25 am
ok with regards to THIS:
<MilkmanDan> kk i need a listening porn
in frogboys sig, thats a typo, i meant port

Alamo
March 30, 2005, 2:06 pm
the keys are like... next to each other Capt. Ribman!

Captain RibMan
March 31, 2005, 4:17 am
yeah well, i typed porn too much and im in a habit of it, like when i keep typing danzig instead of dancing (lol i just did it then)

Deleted User
April 1, 2005, 4:01 pm
lol rofl lmao and all that [IMAGE]... :D