It started off with me playing Super Mario 64 DS' multiplayer, or something like that, and eventually somehow turned into a 3D Soldat match. And you know what I discovered? 3D Soldat is a LOT like Starsiege Tribes, minus the space suits and deployable machinery. I was playing on this map that was laid out sort of like a CTF, except it was a two-way teammatch with specific bases for each team. Our base was cool -- it was really big, in a sort of hollow semicircle shape with lots of large ledges jutting out of the walls, and a couple tall towers with usable disc-shaped platforms that could be used to guard the place. Only, the enemies somehow kept managing to sneak up to the towers undetected and then rain barrett fire down upon our spawn area. At this point, I was still playing as Mario for some reason. I blocked 3 consecutive barrett shots with my mustache, then decapitated one of the campers at long range with my Deagles.

Then I woke up and swore I'd never eat pudding past midnight again.