Well, I'm not the kinda person to 'pull off' an April fools stunt, but seeing as I'm home for Easter and have to revise, I was bored and decided plot something evil.

My Dad relies heavily on the internet [e-mails, etc] for smooth, yet essential running of his job (Financial consultant) and seeing as we're not entirely out of the financial situation we were in, his last couple of bill payments to AOL were paid overdue. So, I opened up AOL, created a new account 'Support<Couple of Random numbers>@AOL.com' (He wouldn't noticed the numbers so that's ok) and sent him this e-mail:


Subject: Cancellation of AOL account

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Dear AOL member

You are receiving this notification due to inconstancies of bill payments on a number of occasions. We have regrettably cancelled your account with AOL, which will be taken into effect in 2 days, as you are financially unreliable.

Due to the circumstances of this cancellation, it can [understandably] not be reversed as you are no longer welcome as an AOL customer.

Please use the given time to back up any e-mails or favourites that you require.

AOL Member Services



After coming back from the park [with the Dog] he sits down at his computer and opens his e-mails. 5 seconds later, after seeing the e-mail in his inbox, he bursts out 'What the? Cancellation of account? [IMAGE]!' and I rush over, acting all surprised, as he opens the e-mail. He then reads the e-mail and the following ensues:

Him: '[IMAGE]ing account!' (The look on his face; classic)

Me: 'Oh [IMAGE]..'

Him: '[IMAGE]ED!!'

Me: *Concerned look*

He then gets up and starts semi running around the flat looking for the phone.

Him: 'Where the [IMAGE] is the phone!!'

Me: *Looking around* 'Umm'

Him: 'Where the hell... CONSTANTIN, FIND THE [IMAGE]ING PHONE, DAMMIT MAN!'

Me: 'What...I don't know where it is'

Him: 'JUST FIND THE [IMAGE]ING PHONE, I NEED TO CALL AOL'

Me: 'Dad..'

Him: 'WHAT IS IT?? JUST FIND THE PHONE!

Me: 'Dad..'

Him: 'WHAT??!!'

Me: 'April Fools..'

It kinda took him a while to snap back to reality before going '...You [IMAGE]HEAD!'

I just started pissing myself, aww it was classic! I got him so badly; he shat himself. He's laughing about it now though :P



What's the worst April Fools prank you've pulled off?

Edit: Spelling corrections.

Aww man that's a nice one. But AOL? dude why don't he use IRC? Aaaah I don't know anything about [IMAGE] like that so eh.... my april fools, nope, I friggin forgot...

*points to my shoes* "Hey, what's that?" *looks and gets poked to the eyes*
Always that happens. :|

quote:Originally posted by RhombusAww man that's a nice one. But AOL? dude why don't he use IRC? Aaaah I don't know anything about [IMAGE] like that so eh.... my april fools, nope, I friggin forgot...


AOL is an ISP...
You might be confused with the Instant Messenger AOL.

Hitman, I april fooled your mum today.

Me and my friends got this other friend's locker combo. We got to school early and taped a bunch of anime porn on the inside. He was late, but when he came into class he was pissed. Apparently he opened his locker infront of another person.

Last year, I went to school, and tricked my friend. I said: Your shoes are untied. She looked down, and I said: April fools. She smacked me by the way.

quote:Hitman, I april fooled your mum today.Yeah I know, she said you told her you'd grown a dick. What a classic.

quote:Originally posted by Skate4RazorsLast year, I went to school, and tricked my friend. I said: Your shoes are untied. She looked down, and I said: April fools. She smacked me by the way.
Nasty... :|

I love you Hitman, lets make babies!

Gays are cool. :]

i would have been happy to be rid of AOL if i was in that situation

nice april fools hitman ^__^

Heh, I have the reputation of beeing the most honest person in my class, so when I say something like "Your bag is still open! There's a piece of bread on your head!" they always fall for it 8)

thats really awsome... i'll do that next april fools... i already did something diabolical...

I made a mini-joke, but it was fun!
1st period english, 9th grade. English teacher: strange/nice/gullible.
We got our test paper from her during class. After she gave everyone their paper, I hid mine in my backpack. I took out another piece of paper(with writing on it), and started ripping it up(loudly). She looked at me with horrified gaze(since she told us not to WRITE on the test(no extras)). As she was about to yell at me more, I took out the test paper, and simply smiled at her. :D!!! CLASSIC!

and omg, i have the perfect joke for a class prank. ok:
Get 3 pigs, label them 1,2, and 4.
Set them loose in the school(close to end of year, so as not to get in trouble).
The people will eventually find all the pigs. They wont find #3..cuz it doesn't EXIST!!! XD

i searched up once this girl's location that i talked to on the internet using expedia and got some landmarks and places in her area. well then i came on with another screenname and talked to her, heres the conversation since i recorded it for old laughs:

me: hey aint your name heather?
her: yes who are you
me: i go to your school
me: michigan hills high school
her: yea how you get my SN
her: who are you?!?!??????
me: guess my name
her danny
me: no
ect...... this went on til she gave up ( about 2 minutes later)

me: my name is derek
her: i dont know anyone named derek
her: whats your last name???
me: hendries
me: i live on dekerd st.
her: omg that runs into my street
me: great, so maybe i can come on down there and we can get a drink
her: i cant my parents are so [IMAGE]ing strict and i dont ven know you
me: well screw your parents i want to get inside that tight ass thong of yours
her: accuse me?
me: you heard me [IMAGE] (<----b!tch)
me: i want some of that p*ssy
her: omg i swear i will call the cops
me: i dont care ill and besides once we get it on you aint gonna be able to scream help with my [IMAGE] in yo mouth
her: im calling the police
me: go ahead [IMAGE]
me: ive always hated you ya stupid prep [IMAGE] finally gonna get some outta you
her: i just called the cops
(not realizing what she typed) me: this aint gonna be only a raping you stupid [IMAGE] it might turn into somethin else >:)
her: im gonna get your ass so bad your [IMAGE] little boy
me: april fools [IMAGE]!!!
her: WTF?!?!!!
me: its me dustin
her: omg your [IMAGE]er
me: oh man i got you good muwhahaha!!
her: i just called the cops about this
me: WTF!!!!!


and so it went on and the cops came to her house and she told them it was some guy from california messing from her (i live in NC) and she got grounded. i loved it

sorry for the swearing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny as hell man i wish i could find someone that i could do that too

who wants a friend ;)

The moderators should play a a joke on us :) Anyway, it was after school and i saw these 2 girls doing their h/w on the library comps, so i switched on a comp and used IE(sux) to access vnc(program for admin tech support). I controlled their comps and they started freaking out. Eventually they noticed me laughing my head off and they asked me "How you get inside our comps?" They were very retarded.

The second one was from some stupid girl who wanted to use web messenger but didnt know how to. So we went to the msn messenger site and eventually made her download the mac version. After an hour she realised and got angry.

the moral of the story : The general public suck when it comes to comps. And geeks/techies/nerd/admins rule.

I've stopped doing my usual tricks as last year, one of my friends went to the hospital with
1st-degree burns to his foot. Turns out chlorine bombs actually do burn.

Fill a condom with Natrium or Lithium, stuff a sock in and throw it in the toilet (in school or anywhere). Now go to your class, you'll never be catched :P
I never did that though '_'.

Heres the best one:

Take a lighter, and light your best friend on fire. After he uses many attempts to put himself out, say "April Fools" and leave him there burning. Trust me, it's a BlAsT! Of course...you could always take those chococate bunnies (the hollow ones) Fill them with Jell-O and light the Jell-O inside on fire, causing the bunny to melt in your friends hands...I did that to my gf last year. Needless to say were still together, though she doesnt take chocalate bunnies from me anymore. :P

Now, I can tell you a really good joke. This is about my dad and mom, back a year before my dad asked my mom to marry her. Anyhoo...the night went on (after they partied and such at a local night club) and my dad got the nerve to pull my mom outside of the club, and began to pull something out of his pocket. My mom noticed it was a square box, and she gasped in awe. Finally, hes going to ask me to marry him, after five years!" she thought to herself. He took out the square box, and he asked her and everything. My mom was so awestruck that she went and got her girlfriends that were at the club to gather watch this extravagent event. My dad smirked suddenly when all my mom's girlfriends had returned to see this event happen. My dad fainted (fake faint) and fell to the ground outside. My mom got spooked and dialed her mom. (My dad had told her prior to call her mom for any emergency since she had been a doctor and my dad's medical was to pits.) Well, my grandma shows up, and she looks at my dad, and winks at him. She then put her face near my mom's and whispered into my mom's ear..."April Fools." Sixteen months later, they were married and four years later I was plopped into the picutre! Needless to say, that is the prank I will use for my future wife. xD

That's just [IMAGE]ing stupid.

I've never pulled off any April Fool's jokes...

what I want to do is to bring in some cooking chocolate (the really bitter stuff) and give it to all my Classmates. >:D

My friend did a huge [IMAGE] (he'd been saving it for this occasion), at school, on a toilet seat.
Next, he stuck a firecracker in it, with a cigarette (minus the filter), whick was lit, on the end of the fuse. Thought bought him enough time (7-8 minutes) to go back to class and continue working. 7-8 minutes later, it explodes, coating the entire cubicle with [IMAGE].
It was funny, even after he got suspended.

That's both disgusting and extremely inconsiderate towards the janitors that have to clean that crap up.

He only told me after the bang. I'd be lying if I said it didn't scare the [IMAGE] out of me.
Part of the reason he got caught was because he was laughing straight after the bang.
He also smelt like durries when he came back in.

*I approach a friend of mine (female) with a serious, concerned look on my face*:

Her: Hi :)
Me:...Hi
Her: What's with the sad looks?
Me: Well... I don't want to say anything but...
Her: What?
Me: I saw Darren (her boyfriend) today at the movies... with someone. I thought she was you at first but when I took a second look I saw another person.
*Her face gets red and serious*
Her: I'm gonna [IMAGE]ing kill him!
Me: Jeez... relax...
Her: What is there to [IMAGE]ing relax about?! I'm getting cheated on!
Me: April fools.
Her: WHAT?
*not a second passes as a slap passes accross my face (it [IMAGE]ing hurt) and she was pissed at me for like 5 minutes*

LOL! nice one TFS, the slap wasn't worth it tho