What the?... FoZ, you on something? Do not start with VB! You'd be teachin' bad habits, boy.
Really, it's best to start with C++/Java. I'm not saying it's easy, but you would be learning the greatest programming languages of today. Delphi and Python are cool, but aren't standards. PHP/ASP/JSP and other server-side interpreters are a whole 'nother animal, but if you like building webpages and want instant results they are quite fine.
I started with VB 4.0 and I am still trying to break bad habits.
Enesce: Move on to
Notepad++ . I have found it far more useful and faster than notepad.