ok, so the suicide wasn't intentional.

hidden: holy [IMAGE]
hidden: shea??
bartmargehomer: holy what the [IMAGE]
bartmargehomer: who are you!!
hidden: i havent talked to you in 2 years!
hidden: its evan!
bartmargehomer: ahhh!
bartmargehomer: what's up?
hidden: wow
hidden: crazy
hidden: so much to talk about
bartmargehomer: ooh, tell me everything
hidden: well first off you probably heard this
hidden: jordans dead
bartmargehomer: nope didn't hear that one
hidden: oh
bartmargehomer: how'd it happen? :O
hidden: he died almost a year ago, april 27th, 2004
hidden: he found a meathod of jacking off of the internet where you tie something around your neck while doing it and it feels like 10 times better- its called autoeroticexphiliation or something- anyway that day after school nobody was home so he took a stool went in his porch tied his belt around the support post hanging over tied his neck around it kicked the stool away broke his neck and sufficated
hidden: his mom found him hanging it was really really sad
bartmargehomer: wow that's depressing


^ AIM convo with an old school friend (I left that school a couple years ago)

He was a friend and it is very sad, but I personally think the way he died is hilarious in a very evil kind of way. I mean, come on. Worst freak accident, EVER. (I hadn't known cos I didn't use AIM for a couple years - AIM SUCKS)

edit - obituary for pr00f http://www.legacy.com/StarTribune/LegacySubPage2.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonId=2185201