This thread will be my base for the ape/monkey of the day. They'll reflect how i feel that day.
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i havent shaved in 2 weeks, and I'm having some acne today on my forehead.

Ugh, how can you go so long without shaving?

beards are awesome.

Beards are te new shaven chins! Just like fluoro yellow is the new black! No one else seems to agree though :(

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ima go hang out with my homeless friend frank today.

I see this thread dying quickly.

Well, I don't. I find it fascinating.

ima post every day i can even if people dont like it. apes own.

beards kick ass. you can be cool without a beard anymore, im growing one as soon as the facial hair comes in thicker.

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I'm cold.

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Oh, this topic is for YOU. :/

indeed. and put your penis away.

quote:Originally posted by R0L4NDWell, I don't. I find it fascinating.

You'll see it die. He'll run out of HQ Pictures of monkeys.

no he wont: it's the internet

quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyput your penis away.
XD!

Ok, I turned around. This sucked.

That's nasty, Unlucky13.

i'm growing in a mustash and a full beard... although i might shave it

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my brother just called me from jail

AWWWW CUTE! XD
but i dont think having your brother in jail is cute

i aint got $500, so i cant get him out if i wanted to. but he can just go [IMAGE] himself, i called his woman, it's over with me

YOU ARE NOT HARDCORE!!!

oh and I mean S4R and not Unlucky13.

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i smooshed my finger on the car door yesterday

Yow...

Lol, he looks like Don King.

peemonkey is any of this stuff true? lol

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yes it is

So now it's like "Ape of the Day and also peemonkey's blog"?

yes it is

Please don't try ectasy and then write about it. We already have a member of the forums doing that...

yes it is

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because.

quote:Originally posted by Captain BenPlease don't try ectasy and then write about it. We already have a member of the forums doing that...
Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you by talking about one of the experiences I had in my real life. Well, why don't you tell us about yours? Oh wait, I'm sorry, you don't have one.

Jesus, you people are so [IMAGE]ing hostile about everything. Maybe these forums wouldn't be so boring, as some of you constantly claim in your whining moments, if you didn't reject pretty much every subject that wasn't either concerned with Soldat or any other nerdy topic.

i eat babies.

i have respect for Hitman cauze he has the guts to say it and all you other [IMAGE]heads don't, so take a look at ur life before saying something about someone else's!

Guts? This is the INTERNET. :D

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Heh, fraction of a second.

quote:Originally posted by HitmanJesus, you people are so [IMAGE]ing hostile about everything.

Meow

i havent ever tried any drugs besides alcohol if you consider that a drug. I find it very surprising that Hitman's life has been enhanced due to a hard drug such as ecstasy. Considering the risks involved with ecstasy i dont think ill ever try it, and ill just stick to good ol` fashioned alcohol.

umm...taking your [IMAGE]ing elseware? this topic's about apes, not hitman. unless he's got a prehensile tail.

nutrag heuheuheuheh.

quote:Originally posted by Hitman[quote]Oh I'm sorry, did I offend you by talking about one of the experiences I had in my real life. Well, why don't you tell us about yours? Oh wait, I'm sorry, you don't have one.


And you would know...?
Unlike you, I don't want everyone to praise me because I took (omg.) ectasy. Now, over the past four months, I've seen you constantly going on about how ectasy is great and recommending it to other members on this forum. And you've mentioned 'one of your experiences' more than enough. Enough to have your avatar as a picture of an ectasy tablet, so EVERYONE would know how much of a rebel you are. I don't have to prove anything to you. I don't do things like you do, I don't brag about it and I don't use every opportunity I get to mention it. Such as S4R's 'My thoughts on this' and the avatar thread by saying how ectasy affects you.
Stop claiming it and get over it. We don't need to know every time you pop a pill.

Stop all of this monkey business.

quote:Originally posted by Captain Ben
And you would know...?
Unlike you, I don't want everyone to praise me because I took (omg.) ectasy. Now, over the past four months, I've seen you constantly going on about how ectasy is great and recommending it to other members on this forum. And you've mentioned 'one of your experiences' more than enough. Enough to have your avatar as a picture of an ectasy tablet, so EVERYONE would know how much of a rebel you are. I don't have to prove anything to you. I don't do things like you do, I don't brag about it and I don't use every opportunity I get to mention it. Such as S4R's 'My thoughts on this' and the avatar thread by saying how ectasy affects you.
Stop claiming it and get over it. We don't need to know every time you pop a pill.


He doesn't want anyone to praise him asshat. Learn to read and stop being such a prick. What he does with his life is his choice and no concern of yours. If you have half a brain you can choose to not take ecstasy if that's your choice. Don't take it, great, be happy and stop blowing smoke out of your ass. But don't talk to him like he's some second class citizen because he wants people to f*cking understand his position in the matter. He never said it's cool to do it, he never said he was cool for doing it, and he's definately not demanding any praise for it. Just because he recommends the damn drug for someone doesn't mean he's out here trying to get half the forums addicted. Would you believe they used to recommend it as a drug that could help failing marriages?

In case you're curious why he explains so much about his experiences it's because people on here who don't know what they're talking about start making assumptions about his nature and why he does what he does. Just drop it. You're no better than him with the way you drag the matter out and into other topics such as this one.

Edit: We need more apes in here A.S.A.P!!

Gee wiz, just continue with the god dern monkeys/apes/whatever, and lets all just get along.

Agreed...thus the edit to my post.

Hey retard, before you open your mouth and yap [IMAGE], please do your research before hand. You still don't seem to get it do you. I don't want nor need any praise from members of this community to make me (as Lapis put it) 'feel special'.

About 6 months ago on IRC (Internet Relay Chat) I mentioned the fact that I tried Ecstasy. Since then I've been jokingly teased with comments like 'OMG STONER' and 'WHY AREN'T YOU IN A RAVE RIGHT NOW??' which I honestly don't mind, I poke exactly as much, if not more fun at them as well. It's not me who escalated the mentioning of my drug usage, I just build on from the 'conversation starting' comments such as the above when I join the channel.

I have only twice freely mentioned my use of Ecstasy and that was whilst recommending it to S4R and the other when explaining the reason for my choice of avatar. Oh, and instead of making dumb comments about it such as:quote: Enough to have your avatar as a picture of an ectasy tablet, so EVERYONE would know how much of a rebel you are.Read the [IMAGE]ing topic, asshole.

You know, if you ask me, I also think Jealousy has got something to do with it. Are you somewhat threatened by the fact that somebody is mentioning the social packed and mind-blowing (Try E and you'll understand) experiences he has, because you have such a dull and boring life, resulting in you reacting in such a way out of jealous rage? I know this may be an extreme way of looking at it, but you never know.

If you people actually read up on the facts, tried it yourself and then formed an opinion instead of being so [IMAGE]ing ignorant, then I'd accept your complaints as valid points. Like I said to one of my friends before he tried E and loved it "How do you know it's not for you if you've never tried it?"

Edit: Hmm, was watching a film whilst writing the post and got distracted for like 20 mins, lol. Didn't refresh. Anyway, thank you, Geo. Also, just to clarify, I take Ecstasy for the fun of it, that's all. I know what I'm doing (yes, cliché, I know), and I only do it once every 1 or 2 months.

Edit 2: Actually, after reading Captain Ben's post again, I'd really like you to show me the facts you used to base your statements on.

BACK YOUR [IMAGE] UP!

yah so anyway, im never gonna smoke, coz its bad :x
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But he has those cool glasses. He has to be cool.

Just answer me this Hitman.
Then why is it illegal?

Becaule it's potentially deadly - a fact that I'm sure Hitman is aware of - but that doesn't mean that that's a good argument. Hell, smoking, drinking, and driving cars are significantly more deadly and are legal while crap like this isn't.

Take some initiative and do some research. Read - although an argument on why it shouldn't have been criminalized it still explains why and how it became illegal.

I would still like you to show me the 'facts' you used to make your statements. Oh wait, you don't have any. Haha...

gtfo.

Edit: Hehe, Vijchtidoodah.

FYI, it's not the actual substance MDMA which is deadly, it's what you do after you've consumed E. Drinking too much water can disturb the sodium balance of your body resulting in your organs swelling. The most dangerous aspect of this is when it happens to your brain = Bye bye. However, if you are dancing all night you tend to dehydrate, and you have to replenish the water in your body by drinking at least 500ml of water an hour.

Overheating is also dangerous. Obviously if you're not dancing you don't run a risk of overheating. However, if you are and don't drink enough water, take frequent brakes and are not in a well ventilated room (Pretty much all Raves have very good ventilation so it's fine) and get too hot you can literally fry your brain.

Most deaths from Ecstasy have been the result of first timers not knowing what their doing and not being under the supervision of somebody who does.

this thread was good before the drug conversation came into the picture, can you guys take this somewhere else because i wanna see more apes.

please delete your posts and stop [IMAGE]ing posting here

Yes. More ape[IMAGE] please.

DRUGS BAD, APES GOOD

ill update tomarrow, cuz im going by my time, not forum time :P

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There. Now none of you can be pissed because of this cute little guy.

he may seem cute but inside hes a cold blooded killer

quote:Originally posted by Hitman
Aaanyways, without the intention of being a bad influence, try Ecstasy, seriously, I think you would like it, and by the sounds of it (Gangs in your school, etc) I'm sure you could find somebody who could get a hold of it for you. Plus, seeing as you're already planning to kill yourself, there's no harm in trying (As long as you know what you're doing there's no danger)

quote:Originally posted by HitmanFor those idiots; it's supposed to represent the euphoria you feel on Ecstasy.

I'd get more, but the search function is screwed, I'm not going to bother to bring up another one of your 'ectasy is great' [IMAGE]ing sessions and I'm not going to go searching through atleast four months of pointless ectasy promoting posts to do it. It's really funny how you can take a joke the wrong way.
quote:Originally posted by Captain BenPlease don't try ectasy and then write about it. We already have a member of the forums doing that...

Yes, it was a joke. I don't support your ectasy doing, but there's no way I can stop you and there's definetely no way I feel threatened by you. I atleast get the satisfaction knowing that I don't need a party drug to feel happy or to become more emotional.
And jealousy? I wouldn't feel jealous of you because of your habits, or even feel threatened by them. You're half way across the world, using an illegal substance for some kicks. Yes, it has it's qualities, both mental and emotional, but there's no way it should be used/abused, as it medical side of the drug would have a better effect overall world wide.

Ectasy is illegal. It ruins lives, can be easily mixed with other drugs and can easily fracture people both mentally and physically.
True, alot of deaths occur from first time users, but eventually, alot of experienced users OD, simply by increasing the amount to get the sought after effect, seeing as it begins to get less and less sensual.

I have nothing more to say on the matter, as already, we've taken alot of the focus away from Peemonkey's original intention for this thread. If you'd like to continue this arguement, atleast open a new thread:p

IGMST!

quote:Originally posted by Captain Benquote:Originally posted by Hitman
Aaanyways, without the intention of being a bad influence, try Ecstasy, seriously, I think you would like it, and by the sounds of it (Gangs in your school, etc) I'm sure you could find somebody who could get a hold of it for you. Plus, seeing as you're already planning to kill yourself, there's no harm in trying (As long as you know what you're doing there's no danger)

quote:Originally posted by HitmanFor those idiots; it's supposed to represent the euphoria you feel on Ecstasy.

I'd get more, but the search function is screwed, I'm not going to bother to bring up another one of your 'ectasy is great' [IMAGE]. Between 1988 and 1997 some 50-100 UK deaths have been connected to Ecstasy use, and most of those have been connected to drinking too much water or overheating. You can die from overdosing on pretty much anything; Alcohol for example.

I quote:quote: The UK figures suggest seven ecstasy-related deaths per million users. This compares to 625 alcohol-related deaths per million drinkers. In fact, more people in the UK die from choking on peanuts than from taking ecstasy.Seriously man, you make me laugh. Please, read my posts before you post yourself.

Also, this whole argument started because you claimed I had posting 'sessions of Ecstasy is great' and that every time I pop a pill I tell everybody. Please, show me a few examples.

[IMAGE] both of you. get out of my topic.
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[IMAGE] my ape scares your ape away with a terrifying smile

XD The gif game is further down m00! -,-

this thread is better

yea, but dont try intermingling others into this one, im tired of it >:(

okey, NO ONE TURN THIS THREAD INTO A GIF GAME, THIS IS PEEMONKEYS APE THREAD

Yeah, you capitalist, ecstacy taking, trendwhoring arses!

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i love you guys

yesterday i wasnt home
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though i was with someone ah luuuuuvs

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and i just got home from the shooting range.

Mmm...I haven't gone shooting in so long...

hoora for peemonkey :D

quote:Originally posted by n00bfaceThat's nasty, Unlucky13.

Meyh?

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Oh wait, I read further, I see.

i think i meant skate4razors though i dont remember

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ill update later, im goin to girlie's school :)

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im on top of the [IMAGE]ing word <3

More like you're on top of some building in India.

Edit: "http://www.morearty.com/india/blackfacemonkey.jpg"
Am I good or what?

Erm...that monkey is really on top of the world. Seriously. I kid you not.

i knew you'd [IMAGE]ing do that. YOU especially :P i cant find a pic of a monkey on top of the gloe, andi m not gonna photoshop it.

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Monkey nazi.

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screw monkey nazi's

quote: yea, but dont try intermingling other [threads] into this one, im tired of it >:(

Hey, hey, peemonkey. Don't ruin this thread, the GIF game is here. :P

im not, im just saying im not a monkey nazi, im a capitalist american nazi (with no money, oops!)

my thoughs of this forum are wrapped up in 1 ape pic:
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Lol, schweet.

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no, you dont post pics here, especially photoshopped and wannbe humorous. piss off.

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had to. *cough*

I half expected you to post one smoking weed yesterday, but I guess you aren't into that stuff.

Cigarettes, though? That's nasty. Why'd you do it?

Nah, I just found that one searching google. I have no idea how to photoshop :P

actually i was pretty high last night. poor elephant hunter :P
that's the only one i could find close enough to a joint, but i only looks at the top of 1 page in google image search

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(yesterday)
STAY AWAY FROM MAH WOMAN
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that dumbass fell off the roof! haha!

yyyyyyyea...

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so tired yesterday and today
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my hair is funky today

lol your topic is teh awesome peemonkey!!! :D

U will run out of ape pics one day.. MOHAHAHA

not for a long long time, though. personally i think i'll neglect if for a few days somewhere, remember it, adn spam with a [IMAGE]load of apes/monkeys

No because every day a new ape is born and an approximate of 1.0115463 pictures of monkeys will be uploaded to the internet each day.

scientific.

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had a fun birthday ;D
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i ate alot of cow yesterday. been poopin alot today

o_O
Happy birthday, and I wish you good pooping.

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because.

Damn straight. More apeaholic pleasure.

if alot of stuff doesnt make sense, it's because this is from a year ago, images are gone, postst where delete, hitman was on E.

Haha awesome this is a good topic, you better keep posting an ape a day though :D

Thats not an ape, thats chakra if he doesnt shave !OH :P

Ban.


Taal hates harmonicas

Good job thread necromancer

He made you look


rawrawrawrawar

:/

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good morning.

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Before & After

peemonkey is posting porn..sorta.

remove your [CENSORED]ty monkey posts, this isnt for you. only i post the monkeys.
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LICK IT!

quote:Originally posted by HHHpeemonkey is posting porn..sorta.


Only if your a furry :D