Im reffering to me :P. If you've read my last story, then you'll know I was newb at the time. This one took place a bit after. And Involves the most brutal beatdown...it makes me shudder.
Game One=
Morpheus=
I've never ever EVER seen another player as good as this guy. The game starts and he greets me, and tells me to take SPAS. I figure, sure, whatever. So I take it and find him. He has in his hand only a knife, and tells me to bring it. I shudder at the memory. I shoot at him and he goes prone JUST before the bullets would hit him, and they whiz over his head, then he jumps at me and prones again in mid air, and only ONE of my spas shots hit him. Then he runs behind me at this wall, runs/jumps up, then turns around and jumps so hes behind me, ONLY GETTING SHOT TWICE. This guy was [IMAGE], I SUCK! ". Well, I was a newb. Shut up.
Game Two=
Oh [IMAGE] off=
I join a teammatch and immeadiatly am put in blue team. Then 6 green guys come at me with shotguns. Knowing Im going to die, I drop my beret and get on my knees, screaming " DON'T SHOOT! ". They didn't they surrounded me and we talked for a bit. It went somethign like:
Me: Hi?
Them: How long you been playing?
Me: I palyed before, but this is the first time I played in a long time.
Them: You suck, you know?
Me: Yea, [IMAGE] off.
Then one of them proceeds to punch me. I stand up, brandish my fists and yell " YOU WANT A PIECE? " they all drop their guns and advance. To which I take out my chainsaw and go [IMAGE]ing nuts on them all ,killing all but 1, who runs away, leaving only his dignity and a small yellow puddle behind him. Its survival mode, and the guy who was left had thrown his knfie earlier, so now he had NOTHING. I proceed to piss on all his comarades, then corpse hump them. I go after him with my trusty chainsaw and a newly found AK-74 in hand. I find him trying to sneak to the fallen guns.
Me: Don't move
Him: [IMAGE]!
Me: Ha ha ha! DIE!
* We both watch as I accidently drop the AK right on him*
Me:[IMAGE]!
So He kills me as I try to escape, then they kick me. This was the funniest game I ever played :P.
Ill add more later.
Game One=
Morpheus=
I've never ever EVER seen another player as good as this guy. The game starts and he greets me, and tells me to take SPAS. I figure, sure, whatever. So I take it and find him. He has in his hand only a knife, and tells me to bring it. I shudder at the memory. I shoot at him and he goes prone JUST before the bullets would hit him, and they whiz over his head, then he jumps at me and prones again in mid air, and only ONE of my spas shots hit him. Then he runs behind me at this wall, runs/jumps up, then turns around and jumps so hes behind me, ONLY GETTING SHOT TWICE. This guy was [IMAGE], I SUCK! ". Well, I was a newb. Shut up.
![[IMAGE]](images/censored.gif[/img]ing around with me! Then he stabs me in the back, and so begins a brutal, BRUTAL beatdown. So I take beret ( by now my aim was better ). And go after him he throws his knife up, it hits the ceiling and starts falling, he then jumps BARELY over my beret bullet, grabs the knife, and pops my head off. I shoulda taken that god damn blue pill. So now im pissed, so I take the minigun. NO way is he gonna dodge all these, I think. No, he didn't. But lets see how he managed to beat me. He runs at me a throws a knife at me, missing purposely, but scaring me enough to stop shooting and duck. He then runs at me, punches me, steals the dropped minigun, throws it behind him, and then starts punching me like some 8 foot tall man whos been smoking cigarettes before he was born and works out 15 hours ago who just got into a barfight. I run before he delivers a fatal punch, and he chases after me. So I figure hes got me outskilled, so im going to play dirty. I throw a grenade down in some bushes as a trap, and wait for him to come and die. He knows its there, and uses it as a cannon to propel at me. I don't even know what happened, but next thing I know I'm dead. He then bets me I can't kill him once. After 48 grueling deaths, only 15 or 16 had to be with actual guns, I manage to kill him. The worse part is health packs weren't even on the map. I tell him I have to go, and instead of being a jerk, he says gg and gives me a tip on my aim. All the while, I think ){kind=link}
Game Two=
Oh [IMAGE] off=
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I join a teammatch and immeadiatly am put in blue team. Then 6 green guys come at me with shotguns. Knowing Im going to die, I drop my beret and get on my knees, screaming " DON'T SHOOT! ". They didn't they surrounded me and we talked for a bit. It went somethign like:
Me: Hi?
Them: How long you been playing?
Me: I palyed before, but this is the first time I played in a long time.
Them: You suck, you know?
Me: Yea, [IMAGE] off.
Then one of them proceeds to punch me. I stand up, brandish my fists and yell " YOU WANT A PIECE? " they all drop their guns and advance. To which I take out my chainsaw and go [IMAGE]ing nuts on them all ,killing all but 1, who runs away, leaving only his dignity and a small yellow puddle behind him. Its survival mode, and the guy who was left had thrown his knfie earlier, so now he had NOTHING. I proceed to piss on all his comarades, then corpse hump them. I go after him with my trusty chainsaw and a newly found AK-74 in hand. I find him trying to sneak to the fallen guns.
Me: Don't move
Him: [IMAGE]!
Me: Ha ha ha! DIE!
* We both watch as I accidently drop the AK right on him*
Me:[IMAGE]!
So He kills me as I try to escape, then they kick me. This was the funniest game I ever played :P.
Ill add more later.