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Meandor
April 19, 2005, 5:10 pm
Stole idea from ABS forum

STEELIX
April 19, 2005, 5:13 pm
Quite funny how this is in the bash pit. It might lower your chances of people believing ye.

Did I say might? I meant will.

Judge_Man
April 19, 2005, 5:16 pm
Advertising 1.2.2 beta test in bash pit? teleporters? *has doubts*

Ymies
April 19, 2005, 5:16 pm
yes

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 5:19 pm
I think he posted in bash pit to lower the chances of being banned. I wonder why I have not been told about this though, being an active user of the soldat beta testing irc channel and all. :/

MercyM
April 19, 2005, 5:21 pm
Oh yes.
EDIT: Is this true? Really? :Q

Liber_Lupus
April 19, 2005, 5:28 pm
I'm hungry

ThaD
April 19, 2005, 5:32 pm
blah, no vehicles ;/

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 5:32 pm
Me thinks he post it in bashpit cuz he want us to be a pain in doggfathers ass
=)

y0da
April 19, 2005, 5:38 pm
Who didn't want to be a betatester of the new Soldat version? Huh? No1 would answer "no"...

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 5:42 pm
It is true. I just got back from talking to Meandor and other people at the betatesting channel. :O I hope I will get in this betatest too. Last time was so much fun.

<Evil-Ville> Hey Meandor, is the 1.2.2 betatesting true or are you just fooling around?
<Meandor> yeah, it's true
<Meandor> we were talking about it before on the moderator forums
<Evil-Ville> Oh cool
<Evil-Ville> When will the beta testing start?
<Meandor> not sure
<Evil-Ville> Ah ok
<Amblin> lo everyone
<Meandor> lo
<Evil-Ville> Hey Amblin
<Evil-Ville> How are you?
<Amblin> fine
<Amblin> I wonder why they selected JayBee to pick the betatesters this time though :<
<Amblin> i've always done it before
<Evil-Ville> :/

MercyM
April 19, 2005, 5:51 pm
Good.

damnnation
April 19, 2005, 6:01 pm
teleports ? LOL WTF!
i say NO cauz i prefer it being a seprize :D

Judge_Man
April 19, 2005, 6:06 pm
Meandor took Ville's mind under his control and made him post that message so it looks realistic. BUT IT'S NOT!!

peemonkey
April 19, 2005, 6:08 pm
b00sta's never aloud me to beta test :'( i never get to do nuthin

zambo_the_clown
April 19, 2005, 6:09 pm
teleporter!!! oh no this game is going to hell!!! i doubt the teleporters tho.... others seeing modified gosteks and stuff will be nice if done.

DeMonIc
April 19, 2005, 6:16 pm
It is true, I already bombarded JayBee so I have a sure place :]

Judge_Man
April 19, 2005, 6:23 pm
LIES!

n00bface
April 19, 2005, 6:39 pm
There are 11 people not counting moderators on the list right now..I think the limit is 25 this time, since last time we had a little too many (50 something)

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 6:44 pm
This is too evil.

Michal
April 19, 2005, 7:10 pm
quote:i say NO cauz i prefer it being a seprize :D
Me too :P

...Anyways if this is true then that means the next version is coming soon ^_^

damnnation
April 19, 2005, 7:17 pm
ye, only thing i hate now are the teleports, but thy'll prob won't be in it...

n00bface
April 19, 2005, 7:19 pm
as far as i know, it will just be an option in mapmaker. none of the default maps will be changing to include them, so all it's doing is adding fun new options.

Ymies
April 19, 2005, 7:42 pm
next version shall have at least missile stat guns, minimi-jeeps, mines, nukes, god modes, teleport, the spawn point will be a wooden thing that can be blown up to prevent the opponent from respawning, and much more !

believe me, flabpack comes and

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 7:44 pm
you forgot helicoptors.

Ymies
April 19, 2005, 7:45 pm
helicopters suck, noob

peemonkey
April 19, 2005, 8:27 pm
both of you shut up.

eagleclaw364
April 19, 2005, 9:22 pm
*is confused*

AerialAssault
April 19, 2005, 9:29 pm
why not just let everyone have a copy of the beta, and we can all test it.

LazehBoi
April 19, 2005, 9:58 pm
We aren't commie 'tards is why!

Kazuki
April 19, 2005, 9:59 pm
Edit: Oops. I spilled my chocolate coffee. Blasphemy!

Meandor
April 19, 2005, 10:03 pm
quote:Originally posted by LazehBoiWe aren't commie 'tards is why!


Right, commies don't get betas. That's because they have to be fair, and we can't give it to them until just everybody has it. Or we'd risk offending them!
Kazuki: Lies! JB was put in charge of this but is jealous and won't let anyone in, unless you badger him to death. The more PMs you send, the better!

Kazuki
April 19, 2005, 10:06 pm
Who's lying here? I don't see any lies. BACK OFF! ;_;

Wait ... he's jealous of being put in charge?

Meandor
April 19, 2005, 10:11 pm
No, of noobs being in beta test.

Tha Doggfather
April 19, 2005, 10:19 pm
Meandor, I beg you, edit the topic and say it's all a big joke. My PM inbox is suffering ;(

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 10:27 pm
haahah.. ehe.. erm..

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 10:27 pm
I toold u so ;)

Deleted User
April 19, 2005, 10:30 pm
I wonder when the next REAL version will come out though :p

paramud
April 19, 2005, 10:33 pm
sadly, i dont have soldat anymore :(

Vijchtidoodah
April 19, 2005, 11:04 pm
Michal promised Doggfather that if he didn't get enough people to apply to be beta testers, that Doggfather could have the last spot. That's why he's saying not to send anymore PMs, but really, he'll eventually have to let you in (as per the rules) if you keep asking to get in.

Okay, okay. This is a lie. Do not send PMs to Doggfather. I think he's had enough.

The Geologist
April 19, 2005, 11:17 pm
Oh...you're evil Vijch.

Tha Doggfather
April 19, 2005, 11:24 pm
STOP THIS!

ARGH

Kazuki
April 19, 2005, 11:49 pm
lmao. Well, at least you can be glad that there are people who realize this is not real and don't send any PMs.

peemonkey
April 19, 2005, 11:57 pm
i sent one :D

Cookie.
April 20, 2005, 2:00 am
quote:Originally posted by Kazukilmao. Well, at least you can be glad that there are people who realize this is not real and don't send any PMs.


Yep :D All of the people who have been around for awhile know that Meandor is really in charge and that your suppose to send beta requests to him :) I think he only has a few beta spots left so PM him fast! He won't want to let you in because typing with his flippers is hard work so make sure you bug him alot until he lets u in! Hee!

m00`
April 20, 2005, 2:04 am
Cookie I cant figure out if your post is a joke or not lol

Kazuki
April 20, 2005, 2:10 am
Are you serious? You can't tell? XD

Judge_Man
April 20, 2005, 2:27 am
Bwhahahaha i knew it from the start. Big Joke. Was too easy.

Thank you. lol


(if any of you sees this message as a "i pwn, you suck." type of thing, well it's not. I'm just laughing alone.)

m00`
April 20, 2005, 2:29 am
quote:Originally posted by KazukiAre you serious? You can't tell? XD


im pretty gullible

Skate4Razors
April 20, 2005, 2:47 am
Why is there going to be a new version? :*(

Famine
April 20, 2005, 3:09 am
I am MIKE!

Judge_Man
April 20, 2005, 3:09 am
TO S4R: Uh..... did you just THOUGHT with your BRAIN before you posted that?

new version... to.... IMPROVE SOLDAT!! WOWOW

Edit: rawr 49 sec

Skate4Razors
April 20, 2005, 3:32 am
What could possibly make Soldat even better?

Deleted User
April 20, 2005, 3:36 am
Vehicles!!111! One one one! then the game would roxrs!!11



:p


[/humor]

Elephant_Hunter
April 20, 2005, 4:30 am
I guess I got my hopes up too much and PM'd Dogg Father... oh well.

-.-

AerialAssault
April 20, 2005, 5:12 am
beta testing spots should only go to members who've been around for at least a year.

MercyM
April 20, 2005, 5:12 am
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DARN, ONLY 10 SECS.

quote:Originally posted by AerialAssaultbeta testing spots should only go to members who've been around for at least a year.
Whoa! I didn't notice that I've got my account's birthday tomorrow! Then I've got 1 year... :>

Kazuki
April 20, 2005, 5:19 am
Poor Doggy. I feel your anguish.

Felix
April 20, 2005, 5:30 am
NO TELEPORTS!!!

Cookie.
April 20, 2005, 5:32 am
AA im pretty sure that there is already a list of the people in the beta test.. and m00 is funny lol

MercyM
April 20, 2005, 5:34 am
Cookie.
Commander

Canada
1337 Posts
Online



OMG

The Geologist
April 20, 2005, 5:41 am
Liek omg yet another person to have 1337 posts. What are the odds.

peemonkey
April 20, 2005, 6:37 am
i've been around for well over a year....:( nobody likes me

Captain Ben
April 20, 2005, 6:54 am
I love you... sometimes :P
I don't know what to believe, so I'd rather sit tight :D

n00bface
April 20, 2005, 7:25 am
Cookie has had 1337 posts for over a month, he only posts in the pit because of it. you guys are slow.

Captain Ben
April 20, 2005, 7:42 am
quote:Originally posted by paramudsadly, i dont have soldat anymore :(


Does Mitokon?

vash763
April 20, 2005, 8:24 am
captian ben, ur green thing is dancing to the beat of my music, im scared

m00`
April 20, 2005, 9:14 am
quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyi've been around for well over a year....:( nobody likes me


i like you peemonkey :)

damnnation
April 20, 2005, 11:39 am
em to, your my fav monkey :D

Captain Ben
April 20, 2005, 12:31 pm
quote:Originally posted by vash763captian ben, ur green thing is dancing to the beat of my music, im scared


That's nice. Wait till I release the trojan version >:D

y0da
April 20, 2005, 1:15 pm
y0da Member Since: 19 Jul 2003
Pick me, pick me! xD I announce, that I won't leak the beta being a tester... :P

MercyM
April 20, 2005, 1:43 pm
MercyM Member Since: 21 Apr 2004
OMG, it's tomorrow, as I said.

Skate4Razors
April 20, 2005, 2:03 pm
Why teleporters? :O

Meandor
April 20, 2005, 3:37 pm
List of partecipants has been decided, you'll be contacted via PM with place and time of meeting. We'll bring the necessary equipment, DON'T BRING YOUR PETS.

Deleted User
April 20, 2005, 3:43 pm
Haahahaha, you all got pwned.

Deleted User
April 20, 2005, 3:46 pm
we sure did

DeMonIc
April 20, 2005, 3:46 pm
Meandor for satan!
Satan for Meandor!

MercyM
April 20, 2005, 3:59 pm
I didn't get a PM. :'(

Deleted User
April 20, 2005, 4:01 pm
<3 fake logs.

The Geologist
April 20, 2005, 4:20 pm
quote:Originally posted by StalkyHaahahaha, you all got pwned.


And those who knew it was a joke the whole time?

peemonkey
April 20, 2005, 5:35 pm
where's the sheep?

Deleted User
April 20, 2005, 6:40 pm
quote:Originally posted by The Geologistquote:Originally posted by StalkyHaahahaha, you all got pwned.


And those who knew it was a joke the whole time?


They get a cookie.

Deleted User
April 20, 2005, 7:14 pm
weee

Judge_Man
April 20, 2005, 7:24 pm
Nice a cookie!

Meandor
April 20, 2005, 9:41 pm
quote:Originally posted by peemonkeywhere's the sheep?


B00sta made a specific request for that, but you can get a he-goat. Many of those left.

Kazuki
April 20, 2005, 9:48 pm
quote:Originally posted by DeMonIcMeandor for satan!
Satan for Meandor!


I vote Meandor for Santa. He's definately got the fat for it. THAT'S RIGHT, I WENT THERE.

lol, Stalky, you posted in this thread after the topic was changed. :) Looks like you already have your whole acting career planned out.

Edit: Now I posted after the topic name changed too ... :( I hate it when my own wording turns against me.

Deleted User
April 20, 2005, 10:09 pm
We could enter the business as partners, Kaz XD

STEELIX
April 20, 2005, 10:35 pm
Wee, cookie.

Vijchtidoodah
April 20, 2005, 11:29 pm
What if I want to be in an animal porn movie instead of getting a cookie?

Cookie.
April 21, 2005, 3:04 am
how bout a panda got any of those left?

peemonkey
April 21, 2005, 3:44 am
i got the last one, along with those swingin' orangutan chicks

Vijchtidoodah
April 21, 2005, 3:55 am
Any blowfish?

Transit
April 21, 2005, 6:37 am
Nope sorry vijcht..there's only that guy who blows fish left. :(

Captain Ben
April 21, 2005, 8:51 am
One of your 2 dads?
I'm soo bad XD

Deleted User
April 21, 2005, 3:24 pm
That was -so- lame.

Meandor
April 21, 2005, 10:07 pm
I decided to hijack this topic. It will now be a Ratzinger pic caption.

[IMAGE]
Did i mention that my penis is this big?

[IMAGE]
That's like nothing compared to mine.

[IMAGE]
Oh.. this feels good.

[IMAGE]
I'm holding your testicles right here in my hands, and i'm not giving them back.

[IMAGE]
Hey, i thought i had candidated to be the emperor of the galaxy, not the f**king pope!

[IMAGE]
I'd so like to feel your ass right now.

[IMAGE]
This is not the hat you're looking for. Move along.

[IMAGE]
Veni, Vidi, Vici.

Melba
April 21, 2005, 10:13 pm
quote:[IMAGE]
Veni, Vidi, Vici.


awesome.

Deleted User
April 21, 2005, 10:18 pm
pope gags...

Elemental
April 21, 2005, 11:25 pm
People at my school told me he was a nazi..I think its just that he was born during that time, and as all children of the time, he was forced to believe that stuff :/
Is he?!

Vijchtidoodah
April 21, 2005, 11:31 pm
Yarg, we just went over that in another thread. Just look him up in wikipedia.

peemonkey
April 21, 2005, 11:44 pm
yes, at age 12 he was a hitler youth. everyone was at that time, and if they say they were against that movement they were either a hick or were lying. they didnt know there'd be mad jew-burning then, it was just the whole country comming together to feel good about itself.

Michal
April 22, 2005, 3:03 am
LOL good captions Meandor :p

Meandor
April 22, 2005, 6:57 pm
[IMAGE]
[IMAGE]
Who the f**k crapped in my hat?

[IMAGE]
My preciouuus!

Jaz
April 22, 2005, 7:06 pm
My precious is funny :D

Ramol
May 13, 2005, 12:21 pm
IMHO Pope is never going to be funny...

Meandor
May 13, 2005, 5:44 pm
You revived a month old thread to mention it's unfunny? yay.

R0L4ND
May 13, 2005, 5:55 pm
You suck. Honestly.

Meandor
May 13, 2005, 9:55 pm
Thank you for enlightening me.

Rambo_6
May 14, 2005, 1:27 am
*HIJAX*

The topic is now: FORKS

Elemental
May 14, 2005, 1:31 am
they're so.....forky

Deleted User
May 14, 2005, 2:20 am
Fork you
.

peemonkey
May 14, 2005, 4:42 am
i forked your mother's dripping



































































steaming


































































hot








































dirty

























































brown






























































fried chicken. it was good.

Rhombus
May 14, 2005, 7:09 pm












































...there is no fork...




































Deleted User
May 14, 2005, 7:44 pm
Tee hee, rhomb's made me giggle :p

Deleted User
May 14, 2005, 7:51 pm
[IMAGE]

Deleted User
May 14, 2005, 8:32 pm
Oh yeah?


[IMAGE]


SPORK!



Maxx
May 14, 2005, 8:48 pm
^winner