Game 3
Hax0rs
Now, I swear this had to be a long time ago, cause i've never seen a hacker do this before. HE WAS FLYING. Like without jets, just running through the sky. I hate hackers, but love to kill them, then call them ignorant smacktards, then leave :P. So I fight him. He also must have had so many hacks, his beret was shooting extremely fast, and unlimited knives and other things. But, I pulled some of the best moves ever. Allow me know to take you through them.
So he flies at me shooting beret rounds like crazy. I jump, one whizes under my foot. I go prone and another one goes over my head. I then hit my jets and ANOTHER goes below me. I go out of prone and fly to avoid another one going low, then I go prone to avoid one over my head. I felt like neo :P. Then I relize how far away he is, imeadiatly turn around, and run, dodging yet another beret round. So I run towards this small dent to hide in, dodging 4 more beret rounds, and then hide, discussing my newest battle plan. CHARGE THE MOFO! So I run at him and dodge ANOTHER beret round, then he waits for me. I get close to him with only a knife. He shoots, i duck and dodge. Another shot, I jump and dodge. Another shot, I prone in the air and dodge, and hit him in the face with a knife. He does not die. Awww fu-BLAM-. So then I take beret and law, and dodge tons of beret rounds, jump in to air, hit him with beret, dodge shot, land with LAW. -BOOM- in the face. ARG! I jump at him, dodging 2 more shots, then punch, steal beret, and hit him in the face. STILL alive. He takes out knifes, and throws like crazy, can't seem to hit me. So I steal one, and hit him in the face, and he dies. And this is the best part:
Me: HA!
Him: You hax0r!
Me:.....wow
- I get kicked -

Heh :P. Guess what, I didn't swear once! [IMAGE]!

Hehe, thats a good one ^_^ Soldat Matrix :D

that sounds like such a lie

Of course its a lie. Sorta :P. If I told you exactly how it went, you woulda died of boredom. I spiced it up a bit, mostly with fancy words. What I left out is how many times I died. ( 56? 57? ) The parts you heard were the most exciting. So really, I sucked total ass. But! I did do good, and thats the only thing I was gonna write down. Would you really want to hear about every death? No. Now shhh.

Little to no fancy words were used in your first elaboration.
Needless to say, pwning hackers, despite the difference in kills/deaths. is satisfying nonetheless.

yea nice story.. yet again.. =)

quote:Originally posted by KyklisGame 3
Hax0rs

Me: HA!
Him: You hax0r!
Me:.....wow
- I get kicked -



HA, lame server. Nice story, even if it is all a lie :P.

So, if it is a lie, still entertaining. Sometimes the funniest things are on paper or in words. I like stories like this, it just wastes a few moments of my life. Not like I have a very exciting life anyways.

You guys caught me :P. I'll admit it, most fo this was a lie. The first 2 actually weren't. But I enjoy making stories. Like ender says, its entertaining, so what?

yeah.. who cares if the story is real or not, as long its fun to read. =)

amen. good story. you've brightened my day. =)