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How to NOT get shot in the head...repeatdly
A quick Story by Kyklis
Hello, I am Kyklis. Known as Soul -FF- in Soldat. But before I become the best player ever known ( In my house ), I used to be a pitiful n00b. However, I learned somethings, and to all you noobs out there, heres some things you should remember.
1. DON'T USE THE [IMAGE]ING MINIGUN
Seriously, this gun is not going to get you anywheres. The only thing its usefull for is...uh........flying...or something. Anyways, using this gun will resault in you being called a n00b, flamed, SUCKING, and most of all, BEING SHOT IN THE HEAD.
2. When using M79, use caution and intelligence
Okay, these weapons are EXPLOSIVE weapons. What im getting at is, don't shoot yourself in the foot, or shoot straight up. Also, this game uses something imaginary we'll call gravity. Meaning your bullet will fall down, and alot faster then others. So aim a bit higher than your target.
3. Realistic mode is a *****
Realistic mode is actually realistic. You have to remember kickback. Meaning fire in bursts, or else you GET SHOT IN THE HEAD and die. Also, falling hurts, so don't try to do the ol' Bungie Dive without Bungie Cord.
4. Beret takes something called A.I.M
When using beret, remember A.I.M
A.nimals are furry
I. like cottage cheese
M. ullets are ugly
Of course, A.I.M has nothing to do with AIM. Now, AIM means actually hitting the target. With the beret, this is very important. If you miss, you dead.Also, if your getting shot with any automatic weapon while tryingto use beret, run. You will get binked, meaning your aim will be shot to hell, and you will miss. Get back, wait for the enemy to reload, then shoot him. Failure to do so, will get you SHOT IN THE HEAD
5. Knives are like women
Getting hit in the nuts by either one hurts like a [IMAGE]. Anyways, when using knife, your usually gonna want to throw. Its a ONE hit kill almost all of the time, so if you use beret and miss, this is your best bet. If you miss beret and knife shot, you will get SHOT IN THE HEAD
6. Being a total [IMAGE] gets you SHOT IN THE HEAD
Don't say you pwn, other people are hackers, or gay, or any other retarded insult. Trust me, you just suck, live with it, and get better. Do any of this and not only will you get SHOT IN THE HEAD, but no one will like you, and they'll probably take your mom out on a date then NEVER CALL THEM AGAIN. Just don't do it
Tada :P
How to NOT get shot in the head...repeatdly
A quick Story by Kyklis
Hello, I am Kyklis. Known as Soul -FF- in Soldat. But before I become the best player ever known ( In my house ), I used to be a pitiful n00b. However, I learned somethings, and to all you noobs out there, heres some things you should remember.
1. DON'T USE THE [IMAGE]ING MINIGUN
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Seriously, this gun is not going to get you anywheres. The only thing its usefull for is...uh........flying...or something. Anyways, using this gun will resault in you being called a n00b, flamed, SUCKING, and most of all, BEING SHOT IN THE HEAD.
2. When using M79, use caution and intelligence
Okay, these weapons are EXPLOSIVE weapons. What im getting at is, don't shoot yourself in the foot, or shoot straight up. Also, this game uses something imaginary we'll call gravity. Meaning your bullet will fall down, and alot faster then others. So aim a bit higher than your target.
3. Realistic mode is a *****
Realistic mode is actually realistic. You have to remember kickback. Meaning fire in bursts, or else you GET SHOT IN THE HEAD and die. Also, falling hurts, so don't try to do the ol' Bungie Dive without Bungie Cord.
4. Beret takes something called A.I.M
When using beret, remember A.I.M
A.nimals are furry
I. like cottage cheese
M. ullets are ugly
Of course, A.I.M has nothing to do with AIM. Now, AIM means actually hitting the target. With the beret, this is very important. If you miss, you dead.Also, if your getting shot with any automatic weapon while tryingto use beret, run. You will get binked, meaning your aim will be shot to hell, and you will miss. Get back, wait for the enemy to reload, then shoot him. Failure to do so, will get you SHOT IN THE HEAD
5. Knives are like women
Getting hit in the nuts by either one hurts like a [IMAGE]. Anyways, when using knife, your usually gonna want to throw. Its a ONE hit kill almost all of the time, so if you use beret and miss, this is your best bet. If you miss beret and knife shot, you will get SHOT IN THE HEAD
6. Being a total [IMAGE] gets you SHOT IN THE HEAD
Don't say you pwn, other people are hackers, or gay, or any other retarded insult. Trust me, you just suck, live with it, and get better. Do any of this and not only will you get SHOT IN THE HEAD, but no one will like you, and they'll probably take your mom out on a date then NEVER CALL THEM AGAIN. Just don't do it
Tada :P