It has taken me 2 days shy of 10 months...HOWEVER....I FINALLY recorded my 100th post. ^^

If this were a real place, I'd slap you and let you pet my monkey.

You think you can just choke all your problems away? You think I don't wanna choke people? If I had it my way, I'd never work. I'd sit at home, watch "Scarface" fifty times, eat sandwiches, and have sex all ****ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at school. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait for somebody to sit in it. Hear it go squish. That's funny to me.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=13214

Karmazon that quote in your sig is from 'gone in sixty seconds' isn't it?

no, it's from Chappele's show

lil jon (dave): Sometimes I like to sit on my hand till it gets numb, and masturbate. I call it "a stranger". Have you ever give yourself a stranger ?
lil jon: WHAAAAAAAT ?
lil jon (dave): Have you ever give yourself a stranger ?
lil jon: yeyah....I have


lil jon: sometimes i feel like im all alone in this world and i have no one
to go to !
lil jon (dave): WHAAAAT ?!?!?
lil jon: I said, sometimes i feel like im all alone in this world and i have no one
to go to !
lil jon (dave): WHAAAAT ?!?!?
lil jon: i have no one
to go to !
lil jon (dave): Huh, I can't hear you, my phone is breaking up
lil jon: I can't hear you, your phone is breaking up
lil jon (dave): WHAAAT ? WHAAAT ? WHAAAT ? WHAAAT ? WHAAAT ? WHAAAT ? Rahzaa ? Affirmitive, Yeyah !