karmazon
June 1, 2005, 1:46 am
WHAT THE (Please refrain from swearing) IS THIS ABOUT YOU MOTHER(Please refrain from swearing)ING (Please refrain from swearing) !?!?
Michal
June 1, 2005, 2:40 am
that nut looks like it was made in solidworks :P
Fangus Deef
June 1, 2005, 4:34 am
your nut has 3 black marks on it
Captain Ben
June 1, 2005, 6:52 am
I have a friend who lost a testicle. It got shot off.
Gen0cide
June 1, 2005, 7:01 am
Mine hurt just to read that ben..
SPARTAN_III
June 1, 2005, 8:56 am
owwwww..........
wtf is this thread for anyway? (Please refrain from swearing)
Captain Ben
June 1, 2005, 10:21 am
Surprisingly, he's also open about it. He was like, "Hey Ben! Wanna see the scar?" and as he said that he was undoing his belt...
SPARTAN_III
June 1, 2005, 2:38 pm
no. no more. please. youre killing me and genocide.
Deleted User
June 3, 2005, 11:42 pm
mountain dew causes your 84112 to shrink and cancer and gives you a low sperm count....
aznblood, thats one warning. One more time of taking the name Mountain Dew in vain and your banned.
.alex.oner.
June 3, 2005, 11:50 pm
dr pepper lowers your sperm aswell..
whats the worst that could happen?
papasurf31
June 4, 2005, 1:30 am
If Mountain Dew kills sperm, then call me impotent!
BManx2000
June 4, 2005, 2:35 am
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the "OMG MOUNTAN DEW SHRINKS UR BALLS" theory is just a rumor. But I prefer root beer anyway :P
lastpatriot
June 4, 2005, 2:44 am
I like Slice, A&W, or Dr. Brown(since 1860-something)
Fangus Deef
June 4, 2005, 3:10 am
Dr. Brown sounds like a serial rapist.
lastpatriot
June 4, 2005, 11:48 am
And Dr.Pepper sounds... I'm not even going to say it.
Captain Ben
June 4, 2005, 12:17 pm
When my friedn got attacked, he was closing up the grond office when he got attacked. One had a gun, while the other had a knife.
The lights were out and he grabbed a bar stool and smashed the one with knives over the head, while the one with the gun shot him in the thigh. He swung the stool and smashed him over, when he got shot in the testicle. He also drove himself to the hospital.
Deleted User
June 4, 2005, 6:46 pm
t... i dont think you can ban me for s***ting on mountain dew. we all have our own opinions.
no hard feelings...
Deleted User
June 4, 2005, 7:43 pm
to moderators...? even so, i doubt theyd ban me for s***ting on a soft drink.
:|
Deleted User
June 4, 2005, 8:12 pm
aznblood, I think you fail to grasp the concept of what t said....
Anywayyyssss....BACK ON TOPIC! MY NUTS HAVE A MARK DOWN THE MIDDLE! WOOHEEEE
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