Poll Question: How do you react to a Boxer that goes up to you?

a) shoot his ass
b) throw away my weap and fist him
c) press "It's over Johnny"
d) ignore and fly pass him
e) tell him to freeze
f) rehearse "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

BONUS: How do you react when a Boxer successfully steals your weapon, and tells you to "FREEEZE!" ?

a) tells him to f off
b) stabs like crazy
c) run while crying "U CHEATER!!"
d) steals weapon back
e) Oops I got another weapon! MUAHAHA [shoots]
f) You want some? [fist]

Personally,I like pulling out a knife,throwing it at them,miss on purpose,whip out a gun and decapitate them,then laugh at them and 'defile' they're corpse.

f) rehearse "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" would be my choice. Maiming people requires alot of practice.

a) shoot his ass. Definately.
Barret all the way baby! B-)

Wait, wait. A boxer?

b) and f)

It happened to me once. This insidious son of a (Please refrain from swearing) had been nagging about everything for duration of the game, so basically all 6 other players (on deathmatch) threw their guns away and slapped his sorry ass. It was so hilarious, after that we grabbed each others weapons and shot ourselves. Funneh.

I'd prefer to just fly on past them, but I usually suspect that they're secretly carrying a weapon and are planning to destroy me so I just gun 'em down. If I'm sawing however, as I seem to be doing much of lately, I will promptly disembowel them there on the spot
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I move to fast mowing down people with my dual uzis to think about it. ;) But if I do I would shoot him, I would'nt give him the dignity of fighting him hand to hand :p

I like to throw to "boxers" grenades (I'm good at it >:D)

Normally I shoot them, but sometimes I pull a combat knife and stab them in the face when they run up to me.

use grenades and make sure his arms come off

first i would "e) tell him to freeze". second "c) press 'It's over Johnny'". then "b) throw away my weap and fist him". the after his is dead "a) shoot his ass" after i pick my weap back up.

/piss on them

quote:Originally posted by karmazon/piss on them

You do that as soon as they are dead. X-D
Especially funny in Survival Mode games. :-P

Well, the problem with throwing your weapon away and fisting them is that they still have nades sometimes, and I usually don't pay attention to a Soldat's hip, but rather his hands.
I will just fly past out of respect, then call a teamie and get someone else to kill him (Enemy incoming *AREA*: 1 usually gets their attention)

I'm a sneaky sonofagun sometimes, and the last time some dude challenged me to a round of fisticuffs, I went at him for a bit. We just beat the piss out of each other, backed off, then came in again.

Well, after a moment I decided "Screw this" and whipped out the other gun I had, a Spas. About the same time I did that, he did too...we both froze up and I typed "Whoah, what the"

He went 'lol' and I'm guessing he started typing again, because after I promptly shot the crap out of his head and he goes "Nice, we had the same idea", followed by "Oh you little sh*t".

I was cracking up

g) Question the influx of these poll threads.

i mario jump over them. reapeat.
then throw koopa shells at this thread

put a USSOCOM in my pocket, rush at him with fists, and at the LAST moment pul out the socom and a) shoot his ass, the /piss on him, and then corpse hump him

a) shoot his ass with deagles

same for me

kill them

Nobody mentions the guys who punch you, even though you are on their team.

Team Puncher: Lure him into the front, duck, let him take hits.

Other Team/DM/RM: Roll under a punch, have him face the LAW

I would a) shoot his ass with LAW or Minigun

I just stab everyone whether they have guns or fists

I shoot them offcourse.

Well I usually try to explode them with M79, but if I miss, I just ignore him.

Kill him, in various ways.

f) rehearse "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
Blood and Gore = Good

:P

I like getting close to them, and then start running backwards while they're chasing me, then quickly stop and knife them.

They're fun to mess with.
=D

b) unless 2 or more of his buddies are coming with him.

shoot and then say ":/"

i let them chase me, then when they give up... i humiliate them! >8D
*evil laugh*

I watch him helplessly trying to box the weapon out of my hands.. then sometimes he actually makes it, and I say.. nargh

i just ignore them, though if i see one that has a flag ill ak their ass.

spas all the way!!!

I just kill them because thats how i roll.

or run like i would...

How do you react..
.. If a boxer successfully steals your weapon and tells you to "FREEZE!"? lol (As I often does)

^^ pull out my other gun and shoot his ass

or take the weapon back.

*same as above*

I don't know about this one...because I'm usually the boxer :P

i'd run the opisite way and if he follows drop grenades

Um...shootem, but 99% of the time I dont even notice they're there and continue through the map usually holding a knife first before whipping out the deagles only to my dismay that just when i need them they're gone. *whines*

I go for b) I box them back. I have this strict rule about manners in which the opposing player and I have to have a similar advantage in terms of firepower.

If he manages to take my weapon, I go for d) and box my weapon back. Then I shoot him point blank. The reaction is pretty funny when that happens.

"Its over Johnny", *STAB*.