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Poll: How do you react to a Boxer?
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June 5, 2005, 7:48 pm
Poll Question: How do you react to a Boxer that goes up to you?

a) shoot his ass
b) throw away my weap and fist him
c) press "It's over Johnny"
d) ignore and fly pass him
e) tell him to freeze
f) rehearse "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

BONUS: How do you react when a Boxer successfully steals your weapon, and tells you to "FREEEZE!" ?

a) tells him to f off
b) stabs like crazy
c) run while crying "U CHEATER!!"
d) steals weapon back
e) Oops I got another weapon! MUAHAHA [shoots]
f) You want some? [fist]

Deleted User
June 5, 2005, 7:55 pm
Personally,I like pulling out a knife,throwing it at them,miss on purpose,whip out a gun and decapitate them,then laugh at them and 'defile' they're corpse.

Deleted User
June 5, 2005, 9:05 pm
f) rehearse "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" would be my choice. Maiming people requires alot of practice.

Deleted User
June 5, 2005, 9:32 pm
a) shoot his ass. Definately.
Barret all the way baby! B-)

June 5, 2005, 9:38 pm
Wait, wait. A boxer?

Deleted User
June 5, 2005, 10:00 pm
b) and f)

It happened to me once. This insidious son of a (Please refrain from swearing) had been nagging about everything for duration of the game, so basically all 6 other players (on deathmatch) threw their guns away and slapped his sorry ass. It was so hilarious, after that we grabbed each others weapons and shot ourselves. Funneh.

Deleted User
June 5, 2005, 10:12 pm
I'd prefer to just fly on past them, but I usually suspect that they're secretly carrying a weapon and are planning to destroy me so I just gun 'em down. If I'm sawing however, as I seem to be doing much of lately, I will promptly disembowel them there on the spot

Deleted User
June 6, 2005, 1:07 am
I move to fast mowing down people with my dual uzis to think about it. ;) But if I do I would shoot him, I would'nt give him the dignity of fighting him hand to hand :p

June 6, 2005, 3:00 am
I like to throw to "boxers" grenades (I'm good at it >:D)

June 6, 2005, 3:21 am
Normally I shoot them, but sometimes I pull a combat knife and stab them in the face when they run up to me.

June 6, 2005, 3:57 am
use grenades and make sure his arms come off

Deleted User
June 6, 2005, 4:47 am
first i would "e) tell him to freeze". second "c) press 'It's over Johnny'". then "b) throw away my weap and fist him". the after his is dead "a) shoot his ass" after i pick my weap back up.

June 6, 2005, 5:00 am
/piss on them

Deleted User
June 6, 2005, 9:04 am
quote:Originally posted by karmazon/piss on them

You do that as soon as they are dead. X-D
Especially funny in Survival Mode games. :-P

Unlucky 13
June 6, 2005, 9:23 am
Well, the problem with throwing your weapon away and fisting them is that they still have nades sometimes, and I usually don't pay attention to a Soldat's hip, but rather his hands.
I will just fly past out of respect, then call a teamie and get someone else to kill him (Enemy incoming *AREA*: 1 usually gets their attention)

Norris Scott
June 6, 2005, 9:26 am
I'm a sneaky sonofagun sometimes, and the last time some dude challenged me to a round of fisticuffs, I went at him for a bit. We just beat the piss out of each other, backed off, then came in again.

Well, after a moment I decided "Screw this" and whipped out the other gun I had, a Spas. About the same time I did that, he did too...we both froze up and I typed "Whoah, what the"

He went 'lol' and I'm guessing he started typing again, because after I promptly shot the crap out of his head and he goes "Nice, we had the same idea", followed by "Oh you little sh*t".

I was cracking up

June 6, 2005, 10:22 am
g) Question the influx of these poll threads.

i am ahab
June 6, 2005, 1:06 pm
i mario jump over them. reapeat.
then throw koopa shells at this thread

June 6, 2005, 1:22 pm
put a USSOCOM in my pocket, rush at him with fists, and at the LAST moment pul out the socom and a) shoot his ass, the /piss on him, and then corpse hump him

Deleted User
June 6, 2005, 1:29 pm
a) shoot his ass with deagles

Deleted User
June 6, 2005, 3:15 pm
same for me

Deleted User
June 6, 2005, 10:19 pm
kill them

June 6, 2005, 11:04 pm
Nobody mentions the guys who punch you, even though you are on their team.

Team Puncher: Lure him into the front, duck, let him take hits.

Other Team/DM/RM: Roll under a punch, have him face the LAW

Deleted User
June 8, 2005, 1:07 pm
I would a) shoot his ass with LAW or Minigun

June 8, 2005, 4:29 pm
I just stab everyone whether they have guns or fists

June 8, 2005, 5:35 pm
I shoot them offcourse.

Deleted User
June 19, 2005, 5:25 pm
Well I usually try to explode them with M79, but if I miss, I just ignore him.

Mini Man
June 19, 2005, 6:47 pm
Kill him, in various ways.

June 19, 2005, 11:56 pm
f) rehearse "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
Blood and Gore = Good


June 21, 2005, 5:05 pm
I like getting close to them, and then start running backwards while they're chasing me, then quickly stop and knife them.

They're fun to mess with.

June 23, 2005, 7:00 am
b) unless 2 or more of his buddies are coming with him.

June 23, 2005, 9:56 am
shoot and then say ":/"

June 25, 2005, 3:18 pm
i let them chase me, then when they give up... i humiliate them! >8D
*evil laugh*

Deleted User
June 25, 2005, 3:52 pm
I watch him helplessly trying to box the weapon out of my hands.. then sometimes he actually makes it, and I say.. nargh

June 26, 2005, 10:35 am
i just ignore them, though if i see one that has a flag ill ak their ass.

Da cHeeSeMaN
June 26, 2005, 10:59 am
spas all the way!!!

June 27, 2005, 3:44 am
I just kill them because thats how i roll.

June 30, 2005, 7:29 am
or run like i would...

July 2, 2005, 4:07 am
How do you react..
.. If a boxer successfully steals your weapon and tells you to "FREEZE!"? lol (As I often does)

July 2, 2005, 5:06 am
^^ pull out my other gun and shoot his ass

or take the weapon back.

Deleted User
July 3, 2005, 9:24 pm
*same as above*

Deleted User
July 3, 2005, 10:15 pm
I don't know about this one...because I'm usually the boxer :P

July 7, 2005, 1:49 pm
i'd run the opisite way and if he follows drop grenades

Deleted User
July 9, 2005, 5:46 pm
Um...shootem, but 99% of the time I dont even notice they're there and continue through the map usually holding a knife first before whipping out the deagles only to my dismay that just when i need them they're gone. *whines*

Green Barret
July 9, 2005, 6:55 pm
I go for b) I box them back. I have this strict rule about manners in which the opposing player and I have to have a similar advantage in terms of firepower.

If he manages to take my weapon, I go for d) and box my weapon back. Then I shoot him point blank. The reaction is pretty funny when that happens.

July 9, 2005, 6:59 pm
"Its over Johnny", *STAB*.