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Calculate your soldat forums E-penis size
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BManx2000
June 16, 2005, 2:25 am
OK, I stole this from another forum, but whatever.
How to calculate your soldat forums E-penis size:
Go to your profile page (not the editing one, the one when you click on someone's name). If you have multiple accounts, use your oldest one. In the URL, at the end there will be something like "display&id=3557". Take the number at the end and subtract it from 20000. Divide the answer by 2000. Now, take your post count (if you have multiple accounts, add them up, but fined posts don't count). Divide your post count by 1000 and add it to the number you got previously. This is your soldat forums E-penis size in inches.

mine: 10.1645



I get to post an occasional stupid topic, OK?

?
June 16, 2005, 2:26 am
quote:but fined posts don't count
Your just jealous

BManx2000
June 16, 2005, 2:30 am
My soldat forums E-penis is bigger than yours even with 800 added to your post count. So ha. Unless you have another account that I don't know about...

?
June 16, 2005, 2:32 am
Yes

TIR_Blade
June 16, 2005, 2:42 am
weird stuff...

7.1955 (mine)

Cookie.
June 16, 2005, 2:44 am
My Epenis is 7.782 inches! hoorah \o/ lol
/me goes out and buys a porsche to compensate for the size relative to Bmans


edit
My Epenis is much bigger than yours!
My Epenis can walk right through the front door!

That song is catchy...
CIGARO CIGARO!

Famine
June 16, 2005, 3:17 am
I hate system of a down

N1nj@
June 16, 2005, 3:28 am
-5.707

fuk, I got a negative epenis....

Cookie.
June 16, 2005, 3:31 am
Ninj@ wtf... your going to fail math and never get into university now! :P

N1nj@
June 16, 2005, 3:33 am
lol, no cookie, my first account is High and its number is 336, that's why I got a negative number.

BManx2000
June 16, 2005, 3:41 am
You're supposed to subtract the number from 20000, not subtract 20000 from the number :P

Your actual E-penis length is 13.974 :O

Zero72
June 16, 2005, 3:43 am
...Uh...

*drops calculator* *scoots away quietly*

Deleted User
June 16, 2005, 3:47 am
WAHHHHHH!!
[2.574]


Damn my big id number
.

karmazon
June 16, 2005, 3:48 am
(Please refrain from swearing) that it's 6 miles. i'm too lazy to count and i forgot the password to my old account

Zero72
June 16, 2005, 3:49 am
quote:Originally posted by SwazoWAHHHHHH!!
[2.574]


Damn my big id number
.
*feels better* *returns in a $130,000 sports car*

n00bface
June 16, 2005, 3:53 am
6.2625 :(

Deleted User
June 16, 2005, 4:02 am
Bman, because of this thread, you are no longer my hero.

*wipes Bman's name from siggy*

X(

Deleted User
June 16, 2005, 4:12 am
hmmmmmmm.......

karmazon
June 16, 2005, 4:42 am
7211.282

I R TEH RON JEREMY

Cookie.
June 16, 2005, 4:51 am
quote:Originally posted by N1nj@lol, no cookie, my first account is High and its number is 336, that's why I got a negative number.


From High :P
"Latest News: hate flanagan
Favorite Quote: hate flanagan"

What you got against the lovely Flannagan :P

SuperKill
June 16, 2005, 4:51 am
10.735 ehhhhhhhhh

N1nj@
June 16, 2005, 4:57 am
quote:Originally posted by BManx2000You're supposed to subtract the number from 20000, not subtract 20000 from the number :P

Your actual E-penis length is 13.974 :O
lol, wow, that's huge :P, lol thx..

so I guess I am gonna fail mail like cookie said...

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.quote:Originally posted by N1nj@lol, no cookie, my first account is High and its number is 336, that's why I got a negative number.


From High :P
"Latest News: hate flanagan
Favorite Quote: hate flanagan"

What you got against the lovely Flannagan :P
ya I used to hate that dude, cause he took away my post counts

Cookie.
June 16, 2005, 5:05 am
quote:Originally posted by N1nj@quote:Originally posted by BManx2000You're supposed to subtract the number from 20000, not subtract 20000 from the number :P

Your actual E-penis length is 13.974 :O
lol, wow, that's huge :P, lol thx..

so I guess I am gonna fail mail like cookie said...

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.quote:Originally posted by N1nj@lol, no cookie, my first account is High and its number is 336, that's why I got a negative number.


From High :P
"Latest News: hate flanagan
Favorite Quote: hate flanagan"

What you got against the lovely Flannagan :P
ya I used to hate that dude, cause he took away my post counts


Also english ;)

N1nj@
June 16, 2005, 5:06 am
oh well, at least now I got a huge epenis

karmazon
June 16, 2005, 5:09 am
my is bigger

Unlucky 13
June 16, 2005, 7:04 am
Bah, go the mini-epenis!
3.275 Inches...
Bah!
Oh well, my e-scrotum can be larger.

Captain Ben
June 16, 2005, 7:13 am
I give up.

Zero72
June 16, 2005, 7:19 am
For the record, mine was just barely above 3.3.

STEELIX
June 16, 2005, 12:50 pm
I dun' do maths.

Captain Ben
June 16, 2005, 1:10 pm
iM ejukaitd.

Melba
June 16, 2005, 1:31 pm
3.445 :D my e-penis is smaller than my real one, /me happy

lastpatriot
June 16, 2005, 1:31 pm
Post for checking... 1.414. Damn my low post count.

Aquarius
June 16, 2005, 1:37 pm
Mine is 8,3915. Not to bad.

Melba
June 16, 2005, 1:37 pm
lastpatriot, your post count almost doesn't mean anything, It's your id number, and the fact that you registered at this forum at a late time, that makes your e-penis insanely small. (maybe you should take a look at my avatar)

Captain Ben
June 16, 2005, 1:49 pm
I want to see Ninj@'s e-penis size :P

i am ahab
June 16, 2005, 2:18 pm
this is just wierd. the e-quivalent of boys showing each other their equipment in the middle of school.

Da cHeeSeMaN
June 16, 2005, 3:23 pm
quote:Originally posted by FamineI hate system of a down


you must be gay

4.3975 i hope thats in metres

Deleted User
June 16, 2005, 3:36 pm
quote:Originally posted by lastpatriotPost for checking... 1.414. Damn my low post count.


HUZZAH! AH AM NOT TEH TINEHEST! HAR HAR!

Toumaz
June 16, 2005, 3:56 pm
7,341, bah!

?
June 16, 2005, 4:34 pm
-4.7445 :D

b00stA
June 16, 2005, 5:14 pm
13.847
for I have the user ID 4.

Edit: I got 12.213 for N1nj@'s current account.

Famine
June 16, 2005, 5:21 pm
quote:Originally posted by Da cHeeSeMaNquote:Originally posted by FamineI hate system of a down


you must be gay


No, I just know good music when I hear it.

paramud
June 16, 2005, 5:22 pm
So you hate good music while knowing it?
10.143

Famine
June 16, 2005, 5:25 pm
Know, I hate bad music!

SOAD is (Please refrain from swearing)

paramud
June 16, 2005, 5:31 pm
you just dont know great soap when you see it.

Deleted User
June 16, 2005, 5:46 pm
quote:Originally posted by b00stA13.847
for I have the user ID 4.

Edit: I got 12.213 for N1nj@'s current account.



I think the only person with an e-penis bigger than yours is Styx. His ID is 2 so his e-penis is 13.879

Oh wait hang on, we have a contender. I think N1nj@ said he was using his first account, High, so his e-penis should be like 13.96, since you use his low ID from High, and his massive post count from N1nj@
.

paramud
June 16, 2005, 6:25 pm
i cant stop laughing at your sig, swaz.
*walks away chuckling about "tine"*

N1nj@
June 17, 2005, 12:14 am
SUCK MY MASSIVE E-COCK!

mar77a
June 17, 2005, 12:33 am
My e-pennis is the same size Miche Jackson's e-mouth size. (5.1295)

KeyesBlob
June 18, 2005, 5:05 pm
HAH, my E-penis is about 1.5 inches.

Lmao.

papasurf31
June 19, 2005, 10:06 pm
3.058

I have an asian E-Penis... :(

The @venger
June 19, 2005, 10:18 pm
spoogyboogy

Deleted User
June 19, 2005, 10:34 pm
9,28

Above average!

The @venger
June 19, 2005, 11:41 pm
ok, this is wrong= my e- penis is 19990.046 inches

Cookie.
June 20, 2005, 12:19 am
Lol @ Ville! What was your first account! :P Otherwise u calculate wr0ng! rawr

cooz
June 20, 2005, 1:42 am
10,398 not so bad for olders not-moderator almost still active ID-member :>

Melba
June 20, 2005, 4:03 pm
quote:Originally posted by Cookie.Lol @ Ville! What was your first account! :P Otherwise u calculate wr0ng! rawr


Villekalio

Sticky
June 20, 2005, 4:33 pm
10.2255. Big and practical!

Deleted User
June 20, 2005, 10:45 pm
*gasp*

0.729

*goes to corner of room and cries*

grand_diablo
June 20, 2005, 11:20 pm
6.6225

with that posting now 6.6226 :p