Ok this is the deal. You have to answer the question above, and post a new one; questions have to have 2 options (eg. Black or White?, Day or Night?..etc)

Rules

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-Refresh the page before posting.
-Try not to post comments without posting a new question.
-Make your questions clear and simple

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I START:

Pen or pencil?

Pen, because I make no mistakes. Up or Down?

Up because emo kids say down.
Mountain dew or Pepsi?

Do I really have to choose one of those?

Aww fine, mountain dew.




hacky sack or soccer?

Soccer, it can get violent

Cat or dog?

Dog, they can play soccer(I have seen it done in front of me).

Ice cream or Popsicle?

Ice Cream, popsicles look like you're sucking a big, neon colored penis.

Die from hypothermia or die from heat exhaustion?

Hypothermia cuz I would hate to do all sweaty.

Hardcore or softcore?

Softcore cause I would hate to get all sweaty.
Watch a lord of the rings movie or one of the redone star wars movie?

LORD OF THE RINGS

The new ones are teh stnkzor :p


Read a book or take a walk?

Take a walk, because nobody reads anymore.

Paper or Plastic?

plastic, because I have a plastic bag as pet.. his name is marvin

pizza or hamburger?

pizza cause.. it just owns hamburgers?
childhood friends or girlfriend?

Childhood friends because girlfriends don't last as long usually.

To be mentally insane or mentally retarded?

Mentally Insane.. because its better than having to spend the rest of you're life in a retard house.

Red or Blue?

red, because its the colour of our blood

my e-penis or barret?

blue because i want to go back living in a fairy world not knowing what is really out there and forgetting about this whole ordeal

your mom or your dad?

Barret, because it looks more intimidating

Your Dad, because I'm random

Tape or Post-its?

Post-its, they taste better.

D&D or Real Life?

nice save from confusion leo.

D&D, RPGs are awesome, I wished i could have played LOTR with Vikernes and Abbath.

Dairy Queen or Hagen Daz (sp?)

Dairy Queen, because there is no Häagen-Dazs Where I live.

ATI or nVidia?

ATI, cause it's great :D

Soldat or Michal?

Michal(me)

penetration or blowjob ?

Soldat, because we wouldn't know Michal if it wasn't for Soldat

ctf_b2b or ctf_run?

Answer Above one too please, to avoid confusion

I was first leo (Please refrain from swearing)

BULL(Please refrain from swearing) DONT ANSWER LEO'S QUESTION I WAS FIRST


SMASH !!!!

i say cabbage patch kids

canada or u.s?

U.S of A


:p


France or italy

Italy, they gave us pizza (funfact!).

You're stuck inside a room for all eternity and there's just one window with blinds in front of it. Would you either choose not to open the blinds and wonder what's behind the window for all time; or open it to see the most beautiful, exciting thing you've ever seen, only to realise that you can never be part of it because you're trapped in a room.

Open the blinds. I'd rather be killed by the sorrow then be driven mad by the curiosity.

Be jetisoned into the sun, or teleported into the center of the earth?

teleported to the center of teh earth (shortest trip)

get your e-pennis size doubled or your real life pennis shrinked to half it's original size?

DOUBLE MAH E-PAYNIS!

Cut off your own foot, or have someone else do it?

Have someone else do it. That way, I know that I won't get freaked out and stop in the middle of it.

Sexually molest a 10 year old kid or have a 10 year old kid molest you? Hehe, I've screwed you over on this one...

Have somone else do it AKA a doctor :p


Get a cavity, or get a tooth pulled?

@ "Sexually molest a 10 year old kid or have a 10 year old kid molest you? Hehe, I've screwed you over on this one..."

I sexually molest..

@ "Get a cavity, or get a tooth pulled?"

a cavity...

A kick in your rigth testicle or get your e-pennis size to 0.01?

God wtf with you and MAH E-PAYNIS!?!?!

I'd rather have testicle kicked, I feel almost no pain.

Have a leech on your left or your right eyeball?

Left eyeball...

Vertical or horizontal photo?

My right, since it would emphasis my beauty.

Get pulled in a stake or broken in a wheel?

Horizontal Photo, just looks better in my opinion.

I have no idea wtf you mean by that so I'll go ahead and say broken in a wheel.

Eat a baby or eat all of your own limbs off?

yummy babies...

kill a kitty or kill a puppy

kill a kitty...

cake or cookies?

COOKIE!

Ultimate 13, or Fractured Soldat?

U13

Soldat 1.1.5 or 1.2.0?

1.2.0 because I've never played 1.1.5 XP

Potpourri or Pot?

1.1.5 cus that's when i started playing soldat :D

Bacon or sausage?

Bacon

Ban "Raptor" or lock the "Last oen to post win a free license" thread?

Now that's a tough one, but I'll have to say Ban Raptor. That thread is an landmark on these forums, ya can't get rid of it.

Weed or M?

M cause i simply like the letter.


"ban me" or "meet MM" ?

ban you, i have mm's picture already..nehehe...

digital or film camera?

digital camera

speakers or headphones?

Speakers because even if you have them really loud, you can always take a few steps back and escape the sound.

Mayonaisse or Miracle Whip?

Fine, miracle whip.(I hate all forms of mayonaisse)

Falling over backwards in your chair or tripping?

Tripping, at least I don't land, and hit my kidneys.

Punch in the throat, or hemorrhoid?

Punch in the throat, it's over and done with pretty quickly.

Crash an oil rig(full of oil) into a National Wildlife Preserve, or burn down your house?

burn down my house. claim insurance money.

coke lime or pepsi lime

Coke lime, cause coke rules.

Movies or books?

Movies, i have no books

Optical or ball mouse?

optical, playing with balls makes me feel uncomfortable

5gb flash-drive mp3 player or 40gb hard drive mp3 player

5gb because I have absolutly no use for 40gb.

By a vowel, or spin the wheel?

spin the wheel... cause spinning wheels is what makes the cars what they are today.
hornets or bees?

Hornets because they kill more efficiently.

Hell or Hades?

Hades, because you have a good chance of outwitting Pluto and escaping.

Get drunk, have sex with the ugliest person on earth and remember it, or wake up with no clue about what you did?

I'd rather remember it, because knowing my friends they'd hint at it over and over again, and then bring it up and tell me at the most awkward time, like at my wedding or something.

BUCK FUTTER or FUTT BUCKER?

Futt Bucker. Sounds funnier.

Sex or 500 dollars?

500, some gal would probably do it for less then that anyways.

Batman or Superman?

Batman, doesn't have super powers, just kicks ass

Michael Jackson or Martha Stewart

Michael jackson cos he can do the moonwalk

sunwalk or moonwalk?

sunwalk beacause u will get a nice tan.

Vannilla or chocolate Ice cream?

Vanilla-Chocolate mixes.

Plastic or Glass Beer Bottles?

glass beer bottles because they can break (gay answer i dont care :p)

soldat forums or tv?

depends whats on TV. but yeah.. TV unless its nothing good on tv (often) then it will be soldatforums.
I confuse myself.
Windows or Mac?

Windows, Mac sux...

Cat or dog?

[IMAGE] :P
one night stands or relationship?

Relationship because I am so very lonely *tear trickles down face*

FC or TF?

Superman, batman sucks

Battlefield or battlefront

Swazo, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Dascoo, it helps if you read every page before you post.

every page (lol)

TNL or SCTFL?

TNSCTFL ofcourse.
loose ur penis or an arm?

penis, i don't use it anyway

watch Oprah or Ellen?

Oprah, jokes about ugly lesbians by ugly lesbians don't make me laugh

Lifetime of any online game free or a free car

free car all the way...

kill Raptor/Mukerjii or get your account in hte forums deleted...

quote:Originally posted by ?Oprah, jokes about ugly lesbians by ugly lesbians don't make me laugh


Ellen rarely makes lesbian jokes because of people like you.

quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodahquote:Originally posted by ?Oprah, jokes about ugly lesbians by ugly lesbians don't make me laugh


Ellen rarely makes lesbian jokes because of people like you.

I wish people would tell me when I turned into such a hateful, ignorant person. I really should read my mail. =/

question!!


"400300 Bucks" or "Dodge Viper gts"

$400,300 because I have better thing to do then drive around.

The best porn in the universe, or a super-slutty stripper shrunk down so that she fits in a life-sustaining jar that you can keep in your pocket but can never let her out of or she'll die?

dudes we skipped mar77a :O
Ill take the superslutty stripper.. Ill take her out of the jar and put her rotting corpse ON YOUR PILLOW.
PS3 or Xbox 360?

PC, consoles suck.

Have your entire family murdered in front of you, or be tortured to death?

...wtf, why are my questions so macabre?

^"That was not an option Nigga!"^

I refuse to answer your question on the grounds that does not have a valid option for me. XP

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahHave your entire family murdered in front of you, or be tortured to death?

I would definetly have your enetire family murdered instead of me being tortured to death :P

lifetime in a dark dungeon or instant death?

Instant Death, definitely. You'll end up dying in a dungeon much more painfully i.e. rat bites.

Having Sex, or having the best food in the world?

Best food. Seriously. An orgasm doesn't compare to good food and it definitely doesn't last anywhere near as long.


Be doomed to push a large rock up a hill for all eternity or spend your afterlife in Hades?

Hades, because as you said before Vij, I might be able to trick Pluto into letting me escape.

Stealing everything from the Louvre and getting away with it scott-free, or destroying every National Monument in your country and getting paid $1.8 billion for it?

Stealing everything in the Louvre...such beautiful artwork, but damn if I didn't set off the alarms every time I bent close to a piece of art.

Watch a cartoon or watch the discovery channel?

Edit: By the way, Swazo, I was making an allusion to Sisyphus, who died and was sent to Hades. When he got there, he managed to trick Pluto into letting him come back to earth for a short time, but instead, he never returned. For that (among other things), he was captured and sentenced to push a rock up a hill, alone, for all eternity. You can trick the gods, but they have all the time in the world to get even.

Care to change your answer?

destroy every national monument. then I would buy a huge statue of me and make money of it.
EDIT: damit u beat me


I would watch a cartoon. thats just how I am :P
red vs blue?

blue, sexier

BATTLEFIELD OR BATTLEFRONT

Battlefield, it owns...

Win 98 or XP?

XP, because I use it.

Carpet, or hard floor?

Carpet cause it's softer and warmer...

OMG or WTF?

WTF cuz thats what I thought when I saw ur face.
LCD screen or that big fat monitor

Big Fat monitor, just because I say so.

quote:Originally posted by Vijchtidoodah By the way, Swazo, I was making an allusion to Sisyphus, who died and was sent to Hades. When he got there, he managed to trick Pluto into letting him come back to earth for a short time, but instead, he never returned. For that (among other things), he was captured and sentenced to push a rock up a hill, alone, for all eternity. You can trick the gods, but they have all the time in the world to get even.

Care to change your answer?


I don't think so, at least in Hades there might be a chance of some sort of variation in my eternal punishment.


Have a one night stand with Elizabeth Hurley, or Winona Ryder?

Winona Ryder, cause she dosen't look lika a slut like elisabeth does.



Dell or IBM?

Dell.

Hmm, Greek mythology, eh?

Have fruit trees and lakes shrivel/dry up, leaving you perpetually thirsty and hungry(in Hades), or get killed by a Zeus raping? Yes, I am suprised nobody died from...those.

The thirst thing, because I don't wanna get raped by some big, hulking old guy, with lightning in his eyes and then have to contend with jealous Hera afterwards.

Fruit Loops, or Fruity Pebbles?

Fruit loops, because i choke on fruity pebbles

Lightsaber or Blaster?

Blaster, because Han Solo and Chewie are cooler than Luke, Anakin, Quin(from Episode 1 *shudder*), and most of the other Jedi, except for Mace, Kenobi, and Yoda.

Breathing fire, or breathing acid?

Fire because it looks cooler.

Be able to control all aspects of time, or be able to read and control minds?

Read and control minds...aha!

(I know you want your e-pennis size tripled!! :D)

Cool avatar or cool signature?

Cool siggy, it's more important I think.

Digital Camera, or the old school kind where taking pictures actually required skill?

been asked b4..
well digital camera again.
Raven or eagle?

Ah fiddlesh*t

Raven because they're smarter and more stylish.

NES or SEGA?

NES because that's where super mario lives:)


Poirot or Columbo? they'r both tv-shows..

Poirot, it just sounds cooler...

T or CT?

T, got to love that AK.

Anal or Vaginal?

Vaginal, anal herpes hurt more... O_o

Run to the bathroom in a crowded restaurant with diarrhea visibly dripping down your leg or get beat up by your girlfriend in front of all your best buddies?

I'll take the diarrhea one, reminds me of Jonnhy the Homicidal Maniac.

Bash someone in the face with a brick, or a rock? (OMGOOSE TOUGH QUESTION)

quote:Originally posted by SwazoI'll take the diarrhea one, reminds me of Jonnhy the Homicidal Maniac.


That was my inspiration. Jhonen Vasquez is my hero.

Brick, because bashing someone in the face with a rock is mean.

Pepsi One or Coke Zero?

Coke Zero, now one.

Pepsi One or Coke One?

Coke One, Pepsi tastes like dryer lint.

Hannibal Lecter, or Hannibal Barca(which is cooler)?

Hannibal Lector cus it sounds cooler

who would you want dead, everyone in good charllotte or simple plan, maybe even avril lavigne
(i would rather have good charllotte dead)

Idk who good charlotte is, I have no feelings for them whatsoever, They probably suck
so I definetly choose simple plan.
all the money in the world, and no women, OR all the women in the world and no money?
(u can build a house out of women and stuff)

Having all the money in the world would be pointless, it would have no value. And if I had all the women in the world, then every married guy would be coming to kill me for taking his wife. Your questions sucks.

What's funnier to you, a well scripted joke, or a random act of stupidity?

I was hoping that the second option would be a spontaneous joke...

I'll have to choose the first one, I can't deal with stupid people -- they really piss me off.

Would you rather: be alone or be with friends right now?

Friends, I'm alone most of the time and it bores me. Can't wait for the next LAN party, WEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEeeeee.

Watch a pirated movie for free, perfect quality, or pay money to go see the movie in theater?

Pay to see it, support artists...

Soccer or rugby?

Soccer, I have no idea how to play rugby.

Cheese or cheesecake?

Cheese, I looove cheddar cheese. In fact, cheese is addictive.

Wake up to find that you can't speak or wake up to find that you can't hear?

Wake up to find that I can't speak (Silent Bob leads a perfectly normal life)

And what would I do without music!!
Besides, I don't talk to many people these days anyway.

Get a 1969 corvette with 30,000 miles on it for 39,000$ or get a Chevrolet Avalanche brand new for 50,000$

Get a 1969 corvette with 30,000 miles on it for 39,000$, cause it is so much cooler and probably has more horses.

If someone had to go, who would it be: your mother or your father?

what a sick question, I would have to say my father since the life span of a male is less then a female, plus I am sure he is more ready to die then my mother.

Raise chickens or goats?

goats because they don't smell like fecking shiit all the time:p



Coca Cola or Pepsi?

quote:goats because they don't smell like fecking shiit all the time:p
obviously you have never raised a goat..

well.. i haven't. But i've raised chickens..

coke. more caffine.

have your left or right testicle amputated on a classroom paper cutter?

Pepsi!


Long and average or short and sweet? (Keep your perverted interpretations of this one out of the question at hand)

answer my question!!!@ it came first!!!@1

right testicle.. because it dont matter much left or right.

predator or berserker?

predator. lasts longer.

gangbang or one-on-one?

one on one, what the f/¤& kind of a person are you?! O_o


Flash or harddrive?

Mmmmm gangbang...

Hardrive

Tree that has an unlimited supply of tasty fruit, or Street Lamp that protects you from harm?

Street Lamp that protects you from harm cause i could attach it to my head and play gta for real:D:D:D:D



Doc' or Fishermans Friend?

FF.


Rubber or pills?

Ummm.....rubber.
It's stretchy.
=D


CD's or MP3's?

Mp3's can carry em around n stuff.. s'neat yeh.
a pink elephant or pink floyd?

Lol Maxx, are you just messing around or do you really not know what he was asking?

CD's - better quality

^^Punk. Pink Elephant all the way.

Be disgraced in front of your family and either: banish yourself from their sight or commit Seppuku?

Seppuku because it's also called harakiri and that's in the Soldat Manual, OMGOOSE! XO

Eat your pinky or your ring finger?

Pinky, my ring finger is too long, and gnarled from getting it slammed in a locker(long story).

Shear a sheep with golden fleece, or take THE Golden Fleece?

I would take the sheep.
120 ppl that u dont know die, or just u die?

i die

sweets or a soft drink

depends how much sweets.. decisions decisions... aight sw33ts :D
lemon or lime?

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahLol Maxx, are you just messing around or do you really not know what he was asking?
I was pretty sure he meant something else, but I didn't know what, so.....both.
=D



Lemon.

Death by shark or death by golf ball to the head?

Golf ball to the head, more humorous and probably less painful.

Quit playing SOLDAT, or quit the Soldat forums?

ooo... tough one.

quit playing soldat. the forum kickass :D
have a really great keyboard or a really good mouse

A really good mouse.
I have a basic keyboard and my mouse rules.

A wallet or a little pocket on the side of your shoe that holds money?

Hehe, one of my friends has a hole in the bottom of the shoe so that he can carry cocaine around and be safe from searches. I, however, have absolutely no use for one...I'll take the wallet.

Feel good for a day first and then feel (Please refrain from swearing)ty afterwards, or feel (Please refrain from swearing)ty first and then good?

Feel good first.

Having your head slowly crushed in a vice, or submerged in drying concrete with an oxygen tank with 23.2 minutes of air?
(both til death)

Concrete, since you never said it was hardened, I think I'd just pull my head out before I died.

Have hair or no hair on your body, not counting your head but still counting facial hair.

Edit: BAD CAPTAIN BEN! EDITING POST SO SWAZO LOOK DUMB!

Hair. I've always wanted a handle bar mustache :P

Having your body rubbed raw by sand paper, castrated, then thrown in to a half filled 4 metre deep pool full of citric acid, or being beaten to death by rabid bottlenose dolphins in an ocean of semen?

Dolphins, cuz it would suck to be castrated.

Turkey, or Chicken?

Chicken.

Being raped by a gang 78.5 of hairy, sweaty men til you drowned in their... fluids or your nuts crushed in a vice, then beaten to death with cordless mouses/mice by various amputees?

Captain Ben, your choices are annoyingly complicated...can you keep it somewhat simpler?

@Ben: "have my nuts crushed in a vice, then beaten to death with cordless mouses/mice by various amputees." I'd probably pass out quicker, and wouldnt feel a thing :P

Hitler or Bin Laden?

Hitler because of his charisma..




"15 strait kicks to the balls" OR "150 kicks to the ass"?

15 straight kicks to your balls

Sprocket or MercyM?

MercyM...He's been gone long enough that I've forgotten what he did in the first place.

Would you rather have your significant other sit on your lap but make your leg fall asleep, or sit next to you but also next to the person that you think they're interested in?

Sit next to you but also next to the person that you think they're interested in.

Would you join the Navy, or AirForce?

Vijtch, you told me to be simpler :P

Airforce, because the crashes would be more spectacular!
How would you rather sexually fufull:
Rosie O Donnel or 5 Cent?

quote:Originally posted by Captain BenVijtch, you told me to be simpler :P

Airforce, because the crashes would be more spectacular!
Who would you rather sexually fufull:
Rosie O Donnel or 5 Cent?

Don't you mean 50 cent? My homie. Fiddy Cent. Yeeeaaah.

I'd choose him. That's right, I said it. I'd rather please a man than a fat woman. Not like she'd appreciate what I was doing anyway.

The age-old question: wipe, or wipe then look?

Wipe then look, the only way to be sure.

Whiplash, or repeated kicks to the crotch?

whiplash....

alien vs. predator?

alien, coz theyre sexy...
eating a rotten rat that you found behind your toilet, or licking michael jackson's nose?

That's a trick question, Michael Jackson doesn't have a nose. XD

Toilet, or urinal? (In relation to urinating)

toilet. because I get nervous if someones looking.. and I start peeing uncontrolled everywere.
unban Jaz or unban MercyM?

unban mercym :)

sleep with your fat fourth grade teacher, or your aunt?

tricky

sleep witht he teacher, sleepign with an aunt is just creepy

Be pushed into a girls bathroom naked and be laughed at and made of for a month or brand your penis

ba pushed into the girls bathroom, cus I will be too horny to hear them laugh ;D
glass or cup?

glass, because i like to see what i drink:p


FIFA or NHL?

NHL I alwasy been found of No Hobos League.
wixh is cooler, my sig or my avatar? :D (u'll probably say neither but oh well)

neither but oh well

Cradle of Filth or Nu Metal

Cradle of metal.
wear ur clock on left or right hand?

left duh

penetration or blowjob(you (Please refrain from swearing)ers never answered, some (Please refrain from swearing) said "CAbbage patch kids" (Please refrain from swearing)er)

what part of (Please refrain from swearing) dont u understand?

becus cabbage patch kids means me give penetration or give blowjob or some1 give me blowjob or penetration, try and be descritive

Penetration (someone had to save the thread...)

Aldous Huxley or Ray Bradbury?

I haev no Idea who tey are.. so Ill go with Aldous Huxley he has an X in the name, wich is roxsors.
deer or moose?

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahDon't you mean 50 cent? My homie. Fiddy Cent. Yeeeaaah.


There is a midget that goes by the name of 5 Cent...

Moose, they can whip a deer anyday.

Stapler fights(shooting stapler guns), or rubber band fights?

rubber band, if you can use paper with it

watching HHH make a fool of him self or watching a boring tv show

you making a foll of urself

no....just no or don't....just don't

HHH, it's not boring like the TV show.

Fool or Foo'?

Foo' cuz its more gangstah.
door or window?

Window, it's the spider-man way out.

Cactus or tree?

Cactus... I love aloe vera.
USA or Canada?

canada, cuz ive lived in vancouver before.

quit soldat & soldat forums, or lose your left testicle?

Soldat, I like my testicles.

Really slow plane or really fast boat?

slow plane, cuz it will still be faster than the boat.
have a real lightsaber or a real blaster?

quote:Originally posted by dascooyou making a foll of urself

no....just no or don't....just don't


wow nice job answering it

Blaster, because Han and Chewie are cool.

Robe or Poncho?

Robe, since I use them to scare people in neighborhoods around my house

Mussolini or Hilter?

hitler has a lol mustage so.. yes him.
steel or wood?

wood cuz it BURNS.

hhh or karmazon?

HHH.

Peeing out a marble, or pooping out a softball.

eww.. im not taking this one

ouch... lemme think...

lol..... you all ignored my question, so i'll make another one

star craft or warcraft

warcraft cus I never played the star one.
The lounge or Bash pit?

The Bash bit cause you get to say whatever you want there :p\:)


"Meet Macgyver" or "Meet MM" ? :O..

macgyver is dead dude... and since Im not teh pervert who lieks dead stuff Iw ould meet MM :D:D
floor or wall?

Lol, MacGyver is not dead. The actor, Richard Dean Anderson, is still making the stargate series and, to my knowledge, MacGyver never died in the series. FLASHBACK!

Also, about your comment on aloe vera, aloe is a from a completely different family than cactus (Aloe is from Asphodelaceae, cactus is from Cactaceae). They don't even look similar.



Now back to the game:

Floor, because there are so many more uses than a wall.

Have to listen to a whining baby for all eternity, or sit in a room full of your own excrement also for all eternity?

GfSPRX... LEAVE MY ALOE VERA ALONE *uuhuh..uhuhuh u MMEANIE*

sniff.. by the way, I need no flashbacks... the old Macgyver epi's run once per day in Norway..
truly an amazing dude

Hehe, yeah. I used to watch him every single day, sort of like a trekkie, but a MacGyvvie.

How come Psycho's posts have been edited by the Mighty Michal Marcinkowski?

listen to the whiney baby.
Have 1 woman for the rest of your life or have a different woman each day for the rest of your life?

quote:Originally posted by Captain BenHow come Psycho's posts have been edited by the Mighty Michal Marcinkowski?

xD

quote:Originally posted by invisableguylisten to the whiney baby.
Have 1 woman for the rest of your life or have a different woman each day for the rest of your life?

This reminds me of an episode of Happy Days, where The Fonz decided that he would be a one woman man, it worked out for a while and he seemed to be happier until he messed up and she dumped him :/

WTF is happening to physcho?

different women...except fat ones

digimon or pokemon

Pokemon, I remember liking them when I was 7.

Sword or mace?

Sword cuz they are sharp.
light or dark?

Dark, I'm afraid of the light.

A bucket full of cheese or a parrot?

Cheese. I like cheese.

I'll re-ask my question because everyone avoided it and didn't answer.

Would you rather pee out a marble,
Or poop out a softball?

Probably poop out a softball. Marbles are way bigger in diameter than the urethra, and my ass feels no pain.

A pigeon or a crow?

pigeon cuz they freakin shiht all over the place, and I like it.
mustage or beard?

How about fu manchu? That would be too cool.

Yell "FIRE" in a theater or "RAPE" in a gay bar?

BTW: OMGZ, what r happening to psychos potss. MIGHTY MM r editing all of teh potss.

lolz thats his sig. xD

edit: yell fire in a theater (gays creep me out).
spend a night with michael jackson, or spend a night with tom cruise?

oh and psycho, it should be:

Edited by - Michal Marcinkowski on 24 Jun 2005 03:29:08

Drums or guitar?

answer teh my question! :(

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahHow about fu manchu? That would be too cool.

Yell "FIRE" in a theater or "RAPE" in a gay bar?

BTW: OMGZ, what r happening to psychos potss. MIGHTY MM r editing all of teh potss.

haahaa ur making me laugh. :D
and, I would rather spend a night with Tom cruice, because Michael Jackoff is creeping me outh.
DNAgames or U13? (I just heard about DNA server.. ppl seem to have played there alot)

"What a week in Hollywood; Michael Jackson stops sleeping with little children, and Tom Cruise starts." -Time

NOTE: UNCONFIRED RUMOR.

Where did you hear Tom Cruise slept with children?

I don't care anyways, as long as movies like The Last Samuri keep popping out...

U13, because I haven't played in DNA.

Lick a toilet seat after a fat sweaty guy sat on it,
Or chew gum off the bottom of a New York subway chair?

quote:Originally posted by aznbl00danswer teh my question! :(
Trying to make me look stupid, eh?



Chew gum, cause i'm never gonna go to New York anyway.


DRUMS OR GUITAR DANGIT.

quote:Originally posted by Psychoquote:Originally posted by Captain BenHow come Psycho's posts have been edited by the Mighty Michal Marcinkowski?

xD


Hah! You no understand meaning of mine!

Guitar, it's the only instrument that I can play.

Tractor or train?

Tractors, because trains are limited to rails.

Having someone say please or thank-you to you?

Thank you, there's nothing like someone saying that to you -- especially when so few do nowadays.

Pop-up or spam?

spam.. cuz I never get it... *feels lonely* :(
only be able to use first half of the alphabet or the second?

first half, it's easyr
Dvd or VHS-Tape?

isn't that abvious?

DVD of course!



Ska OR Jazz?

ska

sprocket or camping carl

Camping Carl.

Vietnam - War In The Delta or Finnish Defence Forces?

neither.
love or money?

money.. you can buy love AND ho's with that:p


"Speed 1" or "speed 2" <--Movies--<

Speed 2, Keanu Reeves sucks, except for the Bill and Ted duo.

Internet, or TV?

internet cuz I know how to internet
fairy or faerie?

Faerie, sounds cooler.

Paper or plastic?

Plastic because you can choke small children with it.
Realistic or normal!?

normal because i hate not being able to see people..

CS or TS?

CS because I have not played TS :P

Being decapitated or being drowned?

decapitated... quick and painless..
google or booble? (dot com)

google for boogle is ..... gay

cheese or onions?

Onions. They make crying manly.
Having your body slowly chopped up, bit-by-bit by Jabber Jim (no anaesthetic [probably spelt wrong :P]) or being strangled to death by your father's wang?

Having your body slowly chopped up, bit-by-bit by Jabber Jim.
i love pain.. :|(:)

"decide to take you pants of in the livingroom hven there is a birthday party going on and jack-off on the birthday cake, and eat it afterwards" OR "walk down the street and grab the ass of the fattest man you can find, and when he turns around, you bite his hidden winky"

I would jack off on the cake.. I dont like cake
Having your PC and TV trashed by 34 fat elephants, or promising your first-borne to the undead?

Elephants, definitely.

Camera Phone, or actual camera?

Actual camera.

Chatting in the forums, chatting in IRC?

Forums. On IRC I get insulted and abused :(

Eat 7 kilograms of sand or eat 500 miligrams of dog excretement?

7 kilograms of sand

zed or zee (for the letter z)

ZED!!

Play footy (AFL)(Australian Football League) or Soldat?

Soldat.. because afl sux

Ferrari or A chick who will stay with you till your 31

Depends... Ferrari if the chick is a chicken or sumthin'.

(Please refrain from swearing) (WTF? Sata'n is censored?) or God?

s@tan because i love red..


mario or luigi?

Mario.

this or that?

that because i'm pointing at something right now:p


"getting you map waypointed by ME" or "getting you map waypointed by some other guy" ?

by some other guy.

AK or steyr?

*insulted*

steyr, reloads faster

omg, what if starwars vs. startrek?

um star wars

having secks with your mum or having secks with your mum?

Having sex with your mom.

Techno or Indie Rock?

Indie rock.

64 person inf lan party or 32 internet ctf?

64 inf LAN party cus i love inf :D

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