er i dont remember which day this was, i think it was the last thursday or rather the very early morning of friday the 17th 12.30 or something. i made out with a reAlly hot chick in my class only because of a bet; you see, i had made a bet with my friend that i would make out with that girl before summer vacation started. and then, i got to know that she hates my friend so much, and wanted him to lose (she found out about the bet) haw! my friend got a funny facial expression... :D
and then, the day after, i went to a concert, and saw system of a down and wedensday 13 + 2 other norwegian bands live. what a day!
happy, happy, happy, happy!!!!!!!

:D, ure friend got owned :p

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
have said it before, but again:
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy
let's make a happiness tread!
what makes u happy, or what good has happened to you lately?

So...a girl used you to get even with your friend, and you're happy about this? Either you have a skewed view of the world or you're very, very lonely.

hahaha dirty slut

did you wash your mouth ?

stfu :D my friend didnt really lose anything, only his imaginary pride and honour, coz i didnt wanna lose any money making a bet i thought i was prolly gonna lose.
she is sooo hot.
hotter than you, karmazon... XD

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahSo...a girl used you to get even with your friend, and you're happy about this? Either you have a skewed view of the world or you're very, very lonely.
the bottom line is that he made out with a hot chick and possibly made some money off his fried. i cannot find anything that would be un-pleasant about that situation.

Herpes? That's unpleasant.

my friend didnt lose anything to me, and she knew it, that is what makes me so happy, coz then theres the great possibility that se really likes me.....

well, i dont think i've got that from her, she isnt slutty if thats what u think.

quote:Originally posted by The @vengerwell, i dont think i've got that from her, she isnt slutty if thats what u think.



hahhahahahaahha "dont bull(Please refrain from swearing) me" hahahahaha

bah "afghanistan" my ass

Lol, don't change the subject...

what norwegian bands

"the soxor roxors" and more.

gåte and stonegard

stonegard sux, its sooo boring.

HAHAH IT WAS A TRAP YOU LOSER, SAY HELLO TO AIDS

how old are you? my guess is not anywhere above the early 15's.
when you'll grow up and start dating in abit more serious way, you'll realise why you need to feel ashamed (or atleast not happy about it) that a girl used you to show off something to your friend.

you realise what it means? she doesnt love you, she doesnt care what you feel for her, she wont care if you're madly inlove with her and decide to cut your wrists after she dumps you after she got her wanted revenge.

and on top of that, she's a dirty slut, did i mention that ?

OMG GIMMIE ATTENTION I TOTALLY HAD SEX WITH THIS UBER HAWT GIRL IVE BEEN LIVING WITH FOR YEARS LOLLORSKATES OMG

System of a Down sucks...

You should be ashamed of yourself.

famine, guitar solos dont make the band.

Neither do (Please refrain from swearing)ty riffs, horrible vocals, played out messages, and over all bad music.

Wait, they kind of do.

well they make system of a down

I like SOAD :<

me too, and now ive got a cold, but maybe that has more to do with me being awfully wet and cold becoz it was raining during the concert, and then.... a day later i went swimming in ice cold water while sneezing.... SOAD rules!

Did you know that the first symptoms for AIDS are similar to normal cold?

yep. actually all aids do is weakening your resistance to diseases....

SOAD made me throw up.

quote:Originally posted by The @vengeryep. actually all aids do is weakening your resistance to diseases....


You are talking about it like it's not that bad at all. :D

roflol! well, sry to dissapoint y'all, but im feeling alot better!
haw.

loleh

but don't worry you got aids anyway

quote:Originally posted by karmazonbut don't worry you got aids anyway


LMAO!

GAH SOAD sucks, listen The Bled / Bleed the Sky or Cradle Of Filth instead man! (ye i know CoF mostly sucks on live concerts ;D)

CoF is not Black metal they are faggawth stupid metal. The Bled is idiotic too, wow another metalcore/emocore clone. HOORAY!

condoms, people.

or say hi to hiv for a prostitute.

quote:Originally posted by SuperKillhow old are you? my guess is not anywhere above the early 15's.
when you'll grow up and start dating in abit more serious way, you'll realise why you need to feel ashamed (or atleast not happy about it) that a girl used you to show off something to your friend.

you realise what it means? she doesnt love you, she doesnt care what you feel for her, she wont care if you're madly inlove with her and decide to cut your wrists after she dumps you after she got her wanted revenge.




I couldn't give a (Please refrain from swearing) less about a hidden agenda if a hot chick would make out with me. As opposed to what you might think, girls aren't completely driven by malice to the extent that they would make out with someone for the sole purpose of having some other person, who they in turn don't like, lose money. Meaning she apparently thinks that you don't look bad.














Either that, or she's a slut.

that's what differs you from anyone with the bit of class and self respect.

Say hello to supperkill, a person without the slightest shred of testosterone in his body.

you see when you're not desperate, your self respect has a higher priority than your sexual needs.

quote:Originally posted by The @vengerroflol! well, sry to dissapoint y'all, but im feeling alot better!
haw.


After the first symptoms disappear you can feel completely healthy for weeks before the next set of symptoms appears. Have fun with your AIDS!

Mmmm sluts I do like. Please me, they do
.

whoa! Am i going to wear a condom while kissing? wierd.... i didnt think aids inflicted through spit... i think yore bull(Please refrain from swearing)ing me only to be a-ssholes... AND SHES NOT A FRIGGIN' SLUT!
having said that, i will now say:
afghbafgh!

well if you sucked her tits you could have gotten aids. how far did it go.

^really?

only if she lactated

or u can get infected by diognolia herepothysia. it got the exact same symptoms as AIDS, ecept ur testicles fall of, and your face will turn pinkish.

and yaeh it DOES infect through kisses.

quote:Originally posted by The @venger...i didnt think aids inflicted through spit...


Technically it can travel through any bodily fluids and it has been proven to be carried in the saliva, however, it's extremely unlikely that you will get AIDS that way.

but you did, i can smell it from here

quote:Technically it can travel through any bodily fluids and it has been proven to be carried in the saliva, however, it's extremely unlikely that you will get AIDS that way.
Exactly. Because most people get AIDS from hookers/sluts and generally when engaging in intercourse with the aforementioned species, you do not kiss.

Hookers and sluts are a different species? Hmmm...that sure does explain a lot
.

I know this is probably way off-topic, but it's not really AIDS that weakens your immune system, it's HIV. While the two are so very similar, they have a difference or two. AIDS leads to HIV, I believe, which stands for Human Immunodeficiency Virus. What is immunodeficiency, you ask? It means that your immune system, the one that keeps the viruses at bay, won't work properly, or in extreme cases, won't work at all. HIV is like the stealthy guerilla (that's guerilla, not gorilla) warrior that sneaks in and disables the alarm so that all the other viruses can march in without being harmed.

quote:Originally posted by Kazuki AIDS leads to HIV


HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) is a retrovirus that infects cells of the human immune system. It is widely accepted that infection with HIV causes AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome), a disease characterized by the destruction of the immune system. In the United States and Europe, antibodies to HIV are one of the criteria for a diagnosis of AIDS.

HIV leads to AIDS, not vice versa

I hate getting used.
the day after landing in PNG, I took out a girl in a little dinghy, just outside the marina, where we talked for ages.
Then suddenly I asked her, "You don't want me, do you?" to which she replied, "NO! I thought you were gay!"
It turned out she was using me to get to my friend. Shows how much I know :P

that's funny, cause I thought you're gay too

:(

holy (Please refrain from swearing) ben, you just broke my heart. everything's so....empty now.

quote:"You don't want me, do you?"
well that is quite possibly one of the gayest things a man could say

You should have seen her body language, not to mention, everything she said was about Simon. I forgot to mention, I said it in a mock English accent :P

hoooray, gays!

shut up AIDS carrier

hehe, i have all rights to say "hooray, gays!" because.... because!
thats why!

AND WHY DO SO MANY PPL HATE SOAD??????
THEYRE SO FUNNY AND INSANE, AND REALLY GOOOD!!!!!
the vocalist rules james hetfield, and all black metal band, because singing like the cookie- monster in sesame street is only a n00bish way of disguising your extremely crappy voice! (although it is funny)

here i am, still feelin' bad, and trying to revive this topic, cause i think it was a good source of entertainment..... c'mon, post!

I refuse to post here...













































































wait...

aw, thats just boring.