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Urhos
June 26, 2005, 3:46 pm
; Teh CatLauncher ;

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I was a bit bored again so i made this silly thang
its a catlauncher, that has a cat, that it launches
new graphs + sound (didnt change text, coz it'll screw up the other ones)

; Skreens ;

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; DL ;

http://poronet.com/catlauncher.zip or;
www.turrino.it/public/catlauncher.zip

; Teh Cat Squeezer ;

Again, I is bored. This is a Cat Squeezer, that squeezes the cat to vomit. replacin' the Spas. ( vomit sound included )

; Skreens ;

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; DL ;

http://www.poronet.com/catsqueezer.zip or;
www.turrino.it/public/catsqueezer.zip

; Teh Catpaw ;

bored bored, made teh torn off catpaw that replaces knife, it aint much, but its sumthing

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; DL ;

www.poronet.com/catpaw.zip

; Teh CatEyeball Launcher ;

harr, the man behind this idea b Psylent Shadow man.
its a cannon that shoots the eyes of the cats head. (sounds go meow)
bullets b sexy eyeballs of course

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; DL ;

www.poronet.com/eyeballs.zip

Jaz
June 26, 2005, 3:54 pm
Hamster launcher tbh, but cool anyways

numgun
June 26, 2005, 3:59 pm
UAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!
now i've seen everything!
D/L

-edit- OMFG... poor kitties... what will be next??? a deadly cat as a chainsaw? whatever... D/L

damnnation
June 26, 2005, 4:05 pm
no you haven't seen everything, there even more funnyer stuff around here^^

Liber_Lupus
June 26, 2005, 4:20 pm
The cat is getting butt raped before the shot. Cruel :(

Deleted User
June 26, 2005, 4:52 pm
poor cat.. u should change the name of the rocket launcher.

Urhos
June 26, 2005, 4:55 pm
but if i change the name in the text, it will screw up all the ppl's texts using mods. I could only make teh texts for default weapons, which i know a few uses nowadays

Green Barret
June 26, 2005, 4:56 pm
Rodent launcher? That doesn't seem to be a cat. Really funny anyways XD

Deleted User
June 26, 2005, 5:08 pm
you can acctually do that to a cat on "postal 2"
you can put an m-16 and spas-12 up the cats ass and us him as a silencer :|



the gun looks good.. you should name it "ASS BLASTER" :)

Goofy_92
June 26, 2005, 5:32 pm
Oh my god. Bunneh and cat launchers. Funny that Postal 2 thing too. :)

Darkfist007
June 26, 2005, 5:43 pm
quote:Originally posted by numgunUAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!
now i've seen everything!
D/L

Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Nice mod btw, very funny.

Psyl3ntShad0w
June 26, 2005, 5:51 pm
reminds me of postal :O

caliber
June 26, 2005, 6:39 pm
I want a turtle launcher. :D

But cool anyways ;)

Deleted User
June 26, 2005, 7:05 pm
quote:Originally posted by Darkfist007Have you seen a man eat his own head?

Team America: World Police ;)

:| gj on the cat launcher Urhos

Zero72
June 26, 2005, 7:12 pm
Poor kitty. =(

STEELIX
June 26, 2005, 7:57 pm
That's not what kitties were meant for... =(

Deleted User
June 26, 2005, 8:25 pm
Looks like a hamster :p Very odd indeed :p

damnnation
June 26, 2005, 8:41 pm
only thing i don't like is when the cat is launched, it flies thru the air AND it's still one the launcher :/

Urhos
June 26, 2005, 8:48 pm
yes, a fast loader :O

papasurf31
June 26, 2005, 9:47 pm
You're a sick, sick man, you know that?

/downloads

Urhos
June 26, 2005, 10:34 pm
yes i know it, and I'm proud of it

Fangus Deef
June 26, 2005, 11:15 pm
URHOS

STEELIX
June 26, 2005, 11:15 pm
Zero, we must save the kitties! Will you help me collect autographs to take this awful, AWFUL download awaaaay?

Outcast
June 26, 2005, 11:23 pm
Postal rip off :p

Felix
June 27, 2005, 12:13 am
OMFGGGG

so you guys dont like me!, lunch me out like that in the air, do you think it's funny? he?

nah j/k, nice, lmao, im gonna try this out :DDD

Deleted User
June 27, 2005, 12:22 am
cruel... /also downloads :D

Zero72
June 27, 2005, 12:39 am
quote:Originally posted by STEELIXZero, we must save the kitties! Will you help me collect autographs to take this awful, AWFUL download awaaaay?
Yes! Only, no, not really. =P

SPARTAN_III
June 27, 2005, 2:42 am
/reports urhos to RSPCA

nice mod, but i dont really like -strange- mods. very nicely done tho.

mickle89
June 27, 2005, 9:03 am
Nice cat thing! But what is that mod called with the weapons you're using on your screenie?

numgun
June 27, 2005, 9:25 am
quote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunUAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!
now i've seen everything!
D/L

Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Nice mod btw, very funny.


whoa! got a pic? show me!

Urhos
June 27, 2005, 11:23 am
quote:Originally posted by mickle89Nice cat thing! But what is that mod called with the weapons you're using on your screenie?


http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=16247

Dat b teh mod i b using :O

Deleted User
June 27, 2005, 12:35 pm
lol , funny mod.
Like Postal 2. xD

Darkfist007
June 27, 2005, 3:43 pm
quote:Originally posted by numgunquote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunUAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!
now i've seen everything!
D/L

Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Nice mod btw, very funny.


whoa! got a pic? show me!

No, its a quote from a very funny movie.

Da cHeeSeMaN
June 27, 2005, 5:12 pm
nice /dl

Melba
June 27, 2005, 5:30 pm
quote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunquote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunUAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!
now i've seen everything!
D/L

Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Nice mod btw, very funny.


whoa! got a pic? show me!

No, its a quote from a very funny movie.


Fuk yeah.

(quote train)

Urhos
June 27, 2005, 6:17 pm
quote:Originally posted by Melbaquote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunquote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunUAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!
now i've seen everything!
D/L

Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Nice mod btw, very funny.


whoa! got a pic? show me!

No, its a quote from a very funny movie.


Fuk yeah.

(quote train)


nein

CKA Le MeSsiE
June 27, 2005, 7:07 pm
very funny and searched
beautiful design too :D
is it efficace the cat launcher?

Zero72
June 27, 2005, 7:26 pm
Cat Squeezer? Cripes, man, now you're just seriously not right.

Anyhow, that Tom Clancy mod is quite good, by the way. I'm using the weapons, sans gostek and textures, right now.

caliber
June 27, 2005, 9:13 pm
Da Cheeseman i suggest you remove your avatar..way to big.

Deleted User
June 27, 2005, 9:18 pm
omg. cat squeeezer now? what next?

STEELIX
June 27, 2005, 11:22 pm
NO!
Damnit... Kitties weren't meant for that!

BManx2000
June 28, 2005, 12:39 am
How do you know?

STEELIX
June 28, 2005, 1:30 am
God didn't even expect people to create guns! Why would he create them for such a cruel purpose?

Darkfist007
June 28, 2005, 1:42 am
quote:Originally posted by STEELIXGod didn't even expect people to create guns! Why would he create them for such a cruel purpose?

Then why is that cat made to fit on the end of the gun?

Pulp
June 28, 2005, 2:50 am
Can you not bring out one with pigs, Urhos... :)

If pigs could fly...

Felix
June 28, 2005, 7:24 am
hm, the cat squeezer is quite nice, but it looks like the cat luncher :P

Goofy_92
June 28, 2005, 9:17 am
Cat spas screens' don't work.

STEELIX
June 28, 2005, 11:26 am
quote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by STEELIXGod didn't even expect people to create guns! Why would he create them for such a cruel purpose?

Then why is that cat made to fit on the end of the gun?

That's rubbish. The gun was made to fit the cat!

Spectral
June 28, 2005, 12:24 pm
Cruel man.

Boxo
June 28, 2005, 12:28 pm
They're so (Please refrain from swearing)ed up and weird i'll use them.

I mean, cat vomit? o_O

Witcher
June 28, 2005, 12:49 pm
oh my God! This cat-launcher is one of the best weapons i have ever seen =D Keep up the good work!

Green Barret
June 28, 2005, 3:44 pm
quote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by STEELIXGod didn't even expect people to create guns! Why would he create them for such a cruel purpose?

Then why is that cat made to fit on the end of the gun?


Then why did god creat humanity? Why humen beings shoot, stab, club, torch, freeze, boil and so on. He should have never created us :P

Darkfist007
June 28, 2005, 4:39 pm
quote:Originally posted by Green Barret
Then why did god creat humanity? Why humen beings shoot, stab, club, torch, freeze, boil and so on. He should have never created us :P

Agreed.

STEELIX
June 28, 2005, 4:40 pm
Agreed.
We should all be kitties instead.

Darkfist007
June 28, 2005, 4:52 pm
quote:Originally posted by STEELIXAgreed.
We should all be kitties instead.

Or penguins.
*Goes to try to make a penguin something*

Messiah
June 28, 2005, 5:23 pm
Very nice and very creative, and this will help me overcome my fear of cats '.'

Da cHeeSeMaN
June 28, 2005, 5:49 pm
i was using this it so f-cking funny

Goofy_92
June 28, 2005, 7:28 pm
Catpaw. Lolhos. Make a cat chainsaw.

N1nj@
June 28, 2005, 8:25 pm
put some claws on the catpaw man

Psyl3ntShad0w
June 28, 2005, 9:53 pm
sound for eyeball launcher should be as if someone were plucking eyeballs... :-D

Urhos
June 28, 2005, 9:58 pm
Gimme dat sound :o

Psyl3ntShad0w
June 28, 2005, 10:22 pm
i dont have it =/

Deleted User
June 30, 2005, 6:16 pm
Thats Orignal :P

Teh Panda
July 3, 2005, 7:44 pm
Cat paw is ugleh :<

Deleted User
July 4, 2005, 7:03 am
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

caliber
July 6, 2005, 2:54 am
When we can we get a "HUMAN CORPSE" Launcher i mean cmon people..
Have a dynamite charge stuck to the corpse and let 'er rip *boom*

numgun
July 6, 2005, 12:47 pm
quote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunquote:Originally posted by Darkfist007quote:Originally posted by numgunUAHHHAAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!
now i've seen everything!
D/L

Have you seen a man eat his own head?
Nice mod btw, very funny.


whoa! got a pic? show me!

No, its a quote from a very funny movie.


team america? saw that, but i dont remember no one eating his own head... (Please refrain from swearing) YEAH!!!

skill
July 6, 2005, 4:08 pm
It's not nice to shoot animals. :D

Alamo
July 6, 2005, 4:32 pm
lol skill, the ambiguity! :)

Darkfist007
July 6, 2005, 6:13 pm
quote:Originally posted by numgun
team america? saw that, but i dont remember no one eating his own head... (Please refrain from swearing) YEAH!!!

When the guy saw that the car could fly he was like "now Ive seen everything" but then the guy thats in charge of team america, I forgot his name, was like "Hvae you seen a man eat his own head?"

zoldat
July 7, 2005, 12:45 pm
FUN FUN FUN


what is that font?
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m00`
July 7, 2005, 12:50 pm
urhos it will be nice if you make a replacement cat weapon for all the guns :O

SPARTAN_III
July 9, 2005, 3:19 pm
wait, wait. eyeball launcher == deagles?

ruger == cat paw on a gun that shoots the claws off.

make the chainsaw a cut off tail.

Kahuna-CorlanMcD
July 12, 2005, 6:37 pm
I can't believe your still here Urhos...

I thought you would of packed up and left like the rest of us old skool Soldat players.

Goofy_92
July 12, 2005, 9:04 pm
quote:Originally posted by Kahuna-CorlanMcDI can't believe your still here Urhos...

I thought you would of packed up and left like the rest of us old skool Soldat players.

Well I can't believe that you're still here! Last time saw you on last autumn or something...