At school we did a *Voted Most Likley To Be* in class which was the end of gr.8 and i got voted most likely to be a monk lol. And the idea came to me why dont i try it in Forums? Could be fun. I was thinking People post their ideas on whoever and at the end when we have large amount of ideas we can start voting.

You should vote in this format or something similar:
Example)

"Messiah will most likely become a Monk!"

Note: You can be specfic or just name off a category

Category Being:
Example)

"Messiah Will Most Likely Become Some Kind of Doctor"

3 Simple Rules
Be Respectful Be Serious Have Fun With it

"Messiah will most likely become a homosexual porn star"

Jaz will most likely become destitute and addicted to crack while bleeding on the sidewalk because he never paid a hooker for the 10 minutes that they spent together and her pimp kicked his ass.

Hey...I'm pretty good at this.

Jaz will most likely become a politician especially skilled in poking the coals of a discussion.

Edit:
Stupid vijch, I was here earlier than you!

this thread will most likely be moved

i most likely wont play soldat again, but will continue to troll around here.

Big M will most likely be a great programmer and found a huge company that will once rule Microsoft.

steelix will become a pokemon master

vijt will become some guy who tries to be cool on the internet and fails miserably, you achieved your goals, now what?

I've never tried to be "cool" in my entire life, that's probably how I ended up here.

But at least I don't try to deal with my own insecurities by projecting them onto other people. :)

Omg, at the rate were going this is gonna get locked why jaz..why...

Unlike Jaz, who tries everything in his power to come out on top. Who would have thunk it that he would be the one to ruin this topic? DEFINATELY NOT ME

Seriously Jaz, go get banned again.

n00bface will probably become a guitar player or play some instrument because he's rich and probably won't have to work for a while. Therefore, all that time will be spent practicing and perfecting.

Alamo will become an brown-noser and end up getting fired from his job and commit suicide.

Flies will become a professional back-end website coder extraordinaire.

Alamo will be resurrected and heal the sick and turn bread into fish.

mm will most likely turn out as the majority stockholder of google and microsoft by the year 2012 and will have been the victim of 71 failed assasination plots.
:D

quote:n00bface will probably become a guitar player or play some instrument because he's rich and probably won't have to work for a while. Therefore, all that time will be spent practicing and perfecting.
<3

FliesLikeABrick will probably take over a datacenter as soon as he graduates, and start selling dedicated servers. After he's successful enough at that, he manages to get incredibly popular with software developers. Once he's popular enough with the big boys, he will start a development team to work on a Linux Operating System. Shortly after it becomes the 3rd most popular operating system behind Windows and Mac OS, he will be handed down the rights to all of Linux. He will then advertise the operating system and magically convert all the windows developers to Linux developers and his OS will become the leading operating system. Bill Gates will try and bargain with Brick to trade program capabilities, but Brick will turn down all proposals. Shortly after, Microsoft will make Windows open source, but it fails. Microsoft will then rely on XBox sales to stay in business, but 5 after years go buy, the Microsoft empire will fall.

Brick will still live with his parents after Microsoft falls because he was great enough to keep Linux free. He then creates a giant donate button at the top of the Linux official webpage and makes 131 billion dollars over an 8-year period, which will be equal to about what 22 billion dollars is today. Brick will donate 9 billion dollars to scientific research to help come up with a gas alternative before the world runs out of gas. His donation will help scientists come up with an incredibly powerful way to use Solar Energy to fuel all the machines in the world. Brick by now will be getting very world famous. 2 years go by and he runs for president, and wins with 81% of the popular vote. After his second turn and bringing world peace, the people decide to let him stay in office for another 6 terms where he dies from severe trauma to the brain :(

edit: i was switching from past-tense to present-tense throughout all that. just try and figure it out.

edit: okay i'm home now so i will continue this.

FrogboY will become an editor for Wikipedia. Since wikipedia is non-profit. FrogboY will live with his dad after he turns 19 and his mom kicks him out of the house. He will constantly be correcting his dad's mistakes and referring him to wikipedia entries. Luckily for FrogboY, his sister becomes famous doing backup vocals for a very popular pop band. FrogboY will become good friends with his sister and she will support him financially throughout his life.

MilkmanDan will live with me in the middle of a forest in a castle. The castle will be at the top of a huge hill that over looks 8 other castles. It will be a kvlt community, and we will be living our lives like midieval people, slicing heads of the 8 opposing castles.

One Gram will become a Cardinal, but will die before having a chance at becoming the pope. Coincidentally, the earlier Pope will have just died, and he will have been a running candidate for the Pope. Unfortunatly for him (besides the death), he will have had little chance at becoming the Pope due a masturbation incident he has already had in his youth.

Chakra will become a supermodel, and eventually a professional actor. After doing photoshoots for Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger, his agent will refer him to the producer of a new James Bond movie trilogy ("James Bonds' early years".) He will be a heartthrob for many years after, but soon his career will die due to lack of serious roles. Around the time he is 60, he will try and restart his career doing dares on a Jackass-style show.

Meandor will become a crossdresser. Yeah.

H|tman will die after 5 years of raving and ecstasy.

Pienne will eventually commit suicide due to depression.

Ok, the rest I can think of are actually pretty sad, because they involve little lifetime success, and much premature death.

I am actually pretty renouned for my psychic abilities...I will decipher other peoples' lives as they pop up in #soldat.forums.

n00bface you just described my wetdream/plans, totally awesome... at least the part about the datacenter and stuff... and dedi servers

what about me! wont i lead a communist revolution to overthrow bush after the country is outraged after he changes the laws to be re-elected again in 2008. and then ill conquer the world through military conquest after i annex canada and mexico into the USA. then annexing Britain and from there using military conquest to take over the world and then a thousand years of prosperity, equality, and innovation ensue?

Do someone in the thread silly, thats how its been going

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noob im christian not catholic... christians don't follow the Pope

quote:Originally posted by AerialAssaultwhat about me! wont i lead a communist revolution to overthrow bush after the country is outraged after he changes the laws to be re-elected again in 2008. and then ill conquer the world through military conquest after i annex canada and mexico into the USA. then annexing Britain and from there using military conquest to take over the world and then a thousand years of prosperity, equality, and innovation ensue?


Cant vote for yourself :( And LOL @ N00bface LMAO xD thats to funny you crack me up.

quote:Originally posted by AerialAssaultwhat about me! wont i lead a communist revolution to overthrow bush after the country is outraged after he changes the laws to be re-elected again in 2008. and then ill conquer the world through military conquest after i annex canada and mexico into the USA. then annexing Britain and from there using military conquest to take over the world and then a thousand years of prosperity, equality, and innovation ensue?

Except the last part should be, the power goes to your head and a thousand years of tyranny, oppression, and censorship ensues.

i have no idea what the future holds for me...i want to be in the medical field....either a bacteriologist or a CSI(crime scene investigator)
quote:Originally posted by ?Do someone in the thread silly, thats how its been going

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noob im christian not catholic... christians don't follow the Pope

christian catholics follow the pope...protestant churches dont follow the pope...just thought i might correct you

Me? Premature death? :( Oi. All those years of mathematics ... *runs around in panic and hits pole*

quote:Originally posted by n00bface
Meandor will become a crossdresser. Yeah.

H|tman will die after 5 years of raving and ecstasy.

Pienne will eventually commit suicide due to depression.


AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAH!

Whatever happened to the Geologist? =| I mean, I know he's a Geologist, but I haven't seen him around.

I've always wanted to be one of those people who brings some sense to the people and helps bring things into order.

Edit: Haha @ Faulty Doorknob's avatar.

The Geologist will come back from his geological trip in New Zealand, but fall in love with the place, due to the large rock formations on the beach and ChristChurch area. In 2.68 years, he will return to New Zealand and have MilkMan Dan as his roommate as he becomes known as Times most 'Succesful and Dashing Geologist'. With his newfound success, he'll go on a tour around the world, listening to rock 'n' roll while discovering twelve new species of slate, two of which are edible. By the time he turns 40, and being the 'Rock Casanova' that he is, he will have had 2 failed marriages, with all of his spouses leaving him because rock houses went out of fashion thirteen years ago. His spouse from his third marriage, was Bill Gates' daughter, who mysterously died in a lazulite accident, leaving the Geologist with $40 billion. From the third marriage he will have three children; the eldest: Sandy, who from her father's influences, turned to archeology and soon discovered that the mighty T-Rex was a placcid vegetarian. Leucy (full name: Leucite), became a succesful botanist and will be on the council for the world's 'Herbivore movement' and the youngest, Hank (full name: Hanksite) will go against his father's wishes and will become an illegal underground 'Geologist of Fortune', studying and selling large amounts of the rare mineral, zircon.

And me? I'll move to a remote island in the Papua New Guinea area and erect a small shack, where I'll spend the rest of my days throwing coasters at the native wildlife :D

He's in NZ? I thought he was in Colorado or something...

quote:Originally posted by KazukiMe? Premature death? :( Oi. All those years of mathematics ... *runs around in panic and hits pole*

quote:Originally posted by n00bface
Meandor will become a crossdresser. Yeah.

H|tman will die after 5 years of raving and ecstasy.

Pienne will eventually commit suicide due to depression.


AHAHAHAHAHA! AHAH!

Whatever happened to the Geologist? =| I mean, I know he's a Geologist, but I haven't seen him around.

I've always wanted to be one of those people who brings some sense to the people and helps bring things into order.

Edit: Haha @ Faulty Doorknob's avatar.


ROFL, I can bet on that lol.

quote:Originally posted by VijchtidoodahHe's in NZ? I thought he was in Colorado or something...


That's what I'm told...

piene and frogboy will meet one day, remember that their both secretly gay, have bumsecks then buy a crappy house and make a suicide pact in 2 months or so. after adopting a child who they also turn gay. when there both dead, the child lives in the forrest, PieFrog !!!1 and it shags all the male animals behinds.

Jaz will become a japanese martial artist and fall over and die

hmmmm

(moved to Bash Pit)

Jaz is likely to get banned again.

Stalky is going to learn Delphi. Delphi 1.0, yesh.

Klinkerhoffen will die in ecstacy as he presses his 'S' and left mouse button.


Someone write about me :o

b00sta will likely become the president of the UN or EU.

Jaz will likely end up a fireman, who has a total Paul's turn in his later life.

Mickle will likely die at a young age, because he forgets how to breath.

Melba will likely be beaten to death than gang-raped by necrophiliac Italian waiters.

lmao!

Ville will end up using new technology to bring 2-dimensional video game characters to life and TBH HE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD LIKE THE NEW HITLER HE'S TURNING INTO!!

Captain Ben will become an internet pirate captain. "Watch out for dem porn pop-ups flowin' in from the East Coast!"

Kazuki will start directing japanese sumo wrestling movies.
Demonics stepmother will problably die in a horrible horrible accident.

quote:Originally posted by b00stA(moved to Bash Pit)



quote:Originally posted by me this thread will most likely be moved


oooh I can predict the future

quote:Originally posted by Liber_LupusKazuki will start directing japanese sumo wrestling movies.



There are movies about sumo wrestling?!? OH GOD MY WORLD HAS SHATTERED!

Liber Lupus will work as customer support for EA Games. Seven years down the line after dealing with a miriad of violent complaints and bug reports while maintaining an even calm tone throughout, he finally snaps during a phonecall from the father of his christian son about how offensive a mistake in one of the 3D models in Fifa 2112 edition, it having the referee and numerous players posing a huge questionable erection and subjective menacing grin on their face.

Lupus will strip his work shirt to shreds as it's thrown from his body. Screaming, he runs through a closed window. As glass shatters around him, he realises he's falling from the 68th floor.

Fortunately, he will land ontop of karmazon's parachute; Karmazon, a wealthy film critic who has risen to fame by being loved and hated in equal measures for his arrogance and simplicity, fulfills his life long hobby as an illegal parachute-runner, parachuting from various buildings and sites for pure thrill, then running off upon landing.

Because of the combined weight of karmazon and Liber Lupus, their falling speed -though not deadly- had increased and could cause serious injury. Fortunately, Pallaco, who had achieved nothing after attempting to duplicate karmazon's career and failing (his boss said upon firing him "critics are mean unforgiving people. But no one likes a biased cvnt."), living a hobo-life of swearing at passers by then crying to entice pity-money, broke karmazon's fall. Liber Lupus, still atop karmazon's parachute, landed softly in Pallaco's trolley of newspapers.

Liber and karmazon became good friends, even to share an apartment. Karmazon went on to producing his own movies about kung-fu zoo animals, and Liber Lupus played the role of the deadliest creature of them all : the blood thirsty koala bear.

quote:MilkmanDan will live with me in the middle of a forest in a castle. The castle will be at the top of a huge hill that over looks 8 other castles. It will be a kvlt community, and we will be living our lives like midieval people, slicing heads of the 8 opposing castles.

I'm not invited! :O

Fine, I am going to outerspace anyway because Gigantic Brain pwns Black Metal. I will also defeat Jaz in a ninja show down because he knows I am the best ninja.

your not even a ninja, your a viking fool

Jaz will most likely become a truck.

Have to admit Jaz's future's been predicted the most ;)

cos im the bestest at stuff

Blade will become a marine and frag some with his MP5.

Jaz will be murdered by his own family members at the age of 18, to save the world from total destruction as he reaches "maturity".

Kazuki will take over the U.S. and turn it into a dictatorship under his Napoleon-complex-induced psychosis. He will eventually come to nuke France (Just to start some crap), rename the Earth as 'Kaz' Chillout Spot', and take over Jupiter. Bye-bye Paris.

B00sta will be the man running the world from behind the scenes. Kazuki will turn out to have been a robot made by b00sta in order to take over the world. Kaz' remote control unit will still be on b00sta's lap in the year 2060.

Chakra will form the Anti-Tard Association which would become a prominent voice in world order, banning sniper rifles from the theatre of war, sparking the age of mass-grenade warfare. He will also become a hot porn star.

As for TFS... Well, hes a f*cking dank.

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f*ck being mature on the internet its boring ;O

you look like you should be in the new zealand rugby team

Hahahaha! *whips Jaz* Work on "Kaz's Chillout Spot" won't start itself! *whip* AND BRING ME A SANDWICH ALSO!

By the way:

<Pienne> JAZ WINS THE UNFUNNY AWARD
<Pienne> FOR FIVE CONSECUTIVE POSTS OF PURE BOREDOM
<Kazuki> TBH PIENNE IS RIGHT
<Kazuki> TBH Evil-Ville TBH

Jaz won't be banned until the year 2006, the reason being: after losing 25% of his life to smoking and illegal beaver hunting, he questions himself, "Why am I this screwed up?" The thought doesn't last long, but the damage has been done. Jaz will travel to various countries to meditate to the sound of police sirens and gangland shootings in China, Japan, Korea and Rio. But none of this answers his questions, so in the search of a deeper meaning, Jaz returns to his parents house and Joins SoldatForums again, but with a different name: Gaz. But soon, the other forumers will notice the similarities, pinpoint Jaz' location in the UK. Once they all arrive they will smash his house down, tie Jaz to a pole and throw coasters and playing cards at him til he dies of paper cuts.

Kazuki will stir up trouble.

And Vijchtidoodah's body will die, but before he does die, he moves his brain into a robot, but seeing as robots are pretty goddamn dumb, and no one has every made a video camera that hook up directly into the human brain, the rest of Vijchtidoodah's days in eternity, will be a merciless darkness, with occasional pain, as the robot slams into walls with its crappy wall-sensor.

Kazuki will stir up trouble.

everyone thinks im going to be a retarded junkie bum TBH

ill probs earn more than all of you and drive a nice lotus elise, nice house, and deffinetly a better chick. so screw you (Please refrain from swearing)ed up (Please refrain from swearing)asss

Lotus Elises are shyte.

I will stir up trouble? :( Not good, not good.

quote:Originally posted by Captain BenLotus Elises are shyte.


i think they are quite cool for reasonable price TBH

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Lotus Elise's are awesome

TFS :D What happened to the green hulk look? :'(

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Kaz will become the proud owner of a fish and chip shop
n00bface will become a pimp
Cookie will become the world record holder for making the biggest cookie, then eating it the fastest
Captin Ben will goto a mental assylum because he thinks hes a pirate
jaz will be one of the h0es at n00bfaces brothels

someone do me!

quote:Originally posted by KazukiI will stir up trouble? :( Not good, not good.

Hush, or I will start pressing random buttons on my remote control.

Do me! (use my party thread if possible)

By the end of year 2054, papasurf31 has taken over 187093 ex-girlfriends from his best friends.

Wow, that is one scary avatar Liber and Signature, But i think you will end up becoming a pyschiatrist.

Yay! no one here knows me well enough to make fun of me!

JamesmaxO will end up becoming a major distributor of cocaine in northern Canada, but his reign over northern Canada will end when he sits down on a carrot in a terrible gardening accident and will shut himself in his room and eventually commit suicide.

T will most likley end up creating the worlds first automobile with the frame shaped as a triangle, in order to complete the triolgy of shaped cars

-- See Buggys and Scion X8's for reference. --

quote:Originally posted by AerialAssaultsomeone do me!


AerialAssault will keep crying out for attention in soldat forums threads (twice so far in this one). His parents will get it on one night, and 9 months later AA will have a yonger brother. AA won't be able to bear the lack of attention, so he will start running around the house naked screaming "I'M THE BABY!"...


until his father castrates him.

AA, you got owned.

So badly.

thx for the compliment stalky... now read your freakin PMs :P

Ah good times :P

Gah! Trapped in by Boosta's plans again! >_<

*laughs ass off @ Brick's post*

quote:Originally posted by Jazeveryone thinks im going to be a retarded junkie bum TBH

ill probs earn more than all of you and drive a nice lotus elise, nice house, and deffinetly a better chick. so screw you (Please refrain from swearing)ed up (Please refrain from swearing)asss


HEY! don't look so sad...I said ur gonna be a truck :)

A bit late there, Blade. :P He's long gone methinks.

gone?

quote:Originally posted by TIR_Bladegone?


He got permenantly banned from Forums right after he got unbanned.

Et moi?

Rol4nd, being a man of many talents, will become a billion-dollar-man over night, when he releases a full pack of his drawings, thoughts and 2.4kb songs, all at the reasonable price of $3.8. GST included.

I have to say, this is the best forum I have ever visited...

Soldat/Soldat Forums (for all the people who don't play much/anymore) will grow into a cult, building up a strong military force in secret locations all over the world...long story short Michal rules the world and has never worked a day in his life. (Lucky (Please refrain from swearing))

Vash will most likely become, a kissass

Vash will most likely become kissass and he still wont get his free reg key

karmazon will most likely PIITB

DAMN YOU VASH!!! ARGHHHH, I had it all ready to go too, and then you just....AGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Your most likely to get anally raped by me!!!

quote:Originally posted by FliesLikeABrickquote:Originally posted by AerialAssaultsomeone do me!


AerialAssault will keep crying out for attention in soldat forums threads (twice so far in this one). His parents will get it on one night, and 9 months later AA will have a yonger brother. AA won't be able to bear the lack of attention, so he will start running around the house naked screaming "I'M THE BABY!"...


until his father castrates him.
gg.

woo names been said 3 times this thread!!!

Everyone will most likely die someday.


(Oh I can predict future too!)

quote:Originally posted by DroopyEveryone will most likely die someday.


(Oh I can predict future too!)

wow...that's dismal

Faulty Doorknob will someday become so faulty that his head drops off with no particular reason.

karmazon will PIITB.

Jaz's head explodes when he realizes that he's not the best.

b00sta will lock the whole forum and laugh so hard that he will snap in two.

STEELIX will make his own kid anime series which will be called ''STEELIXmon''. All the ''monsters'' are named STEELIXmon, but they're sorted with numbers. Like ''STEELIXmon #3'' and ''STEELIXmon #56''.

quote:Originally posted by DroopyEveryone will most likely die someday.


(Oh I can predict future too!)
Droopy will be so smart that he becomes a professional in minigun surfing. (?)

Kazuki will make a list of earth's people.

Fluffy will be like this guy http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/ananova/tigerman/
but instead he'll be a hamster and he'll change his name to Mister Hamster and he'll make money by doing the hamster dance at heavy metal concerts

Nah, not that kind of a tigerrr, but the hamster dance sounds great. And the name too. Mister Hamster... hmm...

quote:Originally posted by Fluffy

Kazuki will make a list of earth's people.



Hahah! You never know of the possibilities ... <_<

On a lighter note, making a list like that would sort of give everyone recognition. That is one of the greatest gifts we can give, in my opinion. :)

then you had better get to work on it

*cough*lazy*cough*

quote:Originally posted by vash763then you had better get to work on it
Yup.

Oh come on. :( That's disrespect right there. Consider yourselves off the list. D;

What the heck, only 6 billion people. It's not even a job at all.

Wuss, at least karamzon isn't reproducing for ya!

PIITBing does not reproduce methinks.

hi im karmazon's son

Well this is quite a plot twist...

quote:Originally posted by karmazonplhi im karmazon's son


must've slipped

Looks like he listened to my advice.

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*in yearbook* Voted most likely to owe the chinese mafia $500

A bit off-topic.

Fluffy, Paramud, Captain Ben and Kazuki will most likely form a boy band called "Fantastic 5" with their hit first single F.P.C.K.
The group will stay together for 7 years. Paramud will then leave the band and start his own carrer. He will die of an anti-depress pill overdose in Las Vegas.
Kazuki, as their lead singer and song writer, will stop writing songs and fall too deep in drugs. Fluffy will one day find him dead with a needle in his arm and a goodbye letter saying something about reaching the perfect high. Fluffy will soon after die of stomach cancer. Captain Ben will, after doing 3 years for speeding and marijuana possesion, start playing the quitar. He will help various artists, such as Carlos Santana. He will die a natural death at the age of 87.

Sleep well kids.

MM is most likely to own the universe someday.

paramud is most likely to become the world's first homosexual to PIITB with a different species. XD

quote:Originally posted by DroopyFluffy, Paramud, Captain Ben and Kazuki will most likely form a boy band called "Fantastic 5" with their hit first single F.P.C.K.
The group will stay together for 7 years. Paramud will then leave the band and start his own carrer. He will die of an anti-depress pill overdose in Las Vegas.
Kazuki, as their lead singer and song writer, will stop writing songs and fall too deep in drugs. Fluffy will one day find him dead with a needle in his arm and a goodbye letter saying something about reaching the perfect high. Fluffy will soon after die of stomach cancer. Captain Ben will, after doing 3 years for speeding and marijuana possesion, start playing the quitar. He will help various artists, such as Carlos Santana. He will die a natural death at the age of 87.

Sleep well kids.


W00t! I don't have an abnormal death!

and you play the quitar!

yeah but carlos santana will be dead before he picks up the quitar

"paramud is most likely to become the world's first homosexual to PIITB with a different species. XD"

already been done

n00bface: How can a god die?

what will i be?

u will be too curious just like curious george here
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O_o ... I honestly could never see myself singing or doing drugs.

Uh that monkey scares me.
What's in the "ther" bottle?

Ether?

Mother, I thought, but maybe.

Kazuki, you're a natural singer and dancer.

Oh! Can you do the windmill?

Jaz will/is slowly going backwards in years. At the moment he is 6 years of age, almost 5! His temper tantrums and mindless non-funny fun will get worse as the years go on/down. When he reaches the age of one he will have the intelligence of a small chipmunk and the looks of a battered baboon. He will be the... CHIBOON!!! Slowly he will fade away into nothingness, all to everyone's joy. Except for the @venger's because he will be driving around on the highway, with no meaning other than to piss people off.

I on the other hand will become a greatly successful road sweeper earning pounds of money each week! I'll live in my cosy(small) flat with my dog(plastic dinosaur) to keep me company.