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Yeah it's true. I made an extremely (Please refrain from swearing)ty game where you shoot paramud(s) with a shotgun.

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Download (version 3): http://m00.laughingllamas.com/fileupload/store/Paramud3.zip

Took me a whopping hour to do.

Oh and the music is made by Sticky. <4 Who didn't get to shoot majikc missules this time. :(

Edit: Forgot to say that the shotgun sound is from soldat. (like there is anyone who didn't notice)

For those who don't believe they are real paramuds!
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You can clearly see the text on it's forehead.

Update! Added 2 new weapons. Minigun and a radio controlled laser thing! Toggle the weapons with number keys.

Another update! Added a silly doom-like face that doesn't give you any bonuses. Also added a g-sus that appears every 50 kills and doesn't give you bonuses. Also added a n00bface (carrying the newest harry potter book!!! not a bomb!) and when you kill him you lose 20 points! You can also summon vehcicelcles with a secret 'code'.

I'm not deleting this one.

HAHAHA!

Damn, i know there's some sort of sayuing that applies here.

Sechsy game.

Careful, he might sue you for copyrite issues.

Otherwise an enjoyable game.

lol. looks like sommit auf gamemaker XD

how is this (Please refrain from swearing)ty, it's awesome man.

Now all you need to do is make the paramud death sound the one from soldat.

strangely satisfying.... good music too...

music was kewl.. but when I went jackhammer with the shotgun I couldnt hear much of it...
make sequels :P

that make my clicking finger really tired

can you prove it's paramud

its right there... on the forhead

Haha, I started the game but then got distracted by something and came back a few minutes later to find this:
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The paramuds on the bottom kept flashing on and off, but weren't actually moving.

ONE OF THE PARAMUDS IS USING ENESCES WALLHACK, AND HE GAVE IT TO HIS FRIENDS!

Lolez

Clicky and open wif t3h default application

Now all you need is the doom guy making an angry face while shooting, and a dog that laughs at you when you miss and the game will be perfect :P

Make one with a pirate hat worth 2 points!

wait till coaster man gets here *cough*

I'll just pretnd you didn't say that.

i'll just pretend you dont have a bird as your avy

I'll just pretend that was funny.


Nice game, I love farming up dozens of paramuds an then shooting them all :D

I'll just pretend that I don't have sex with sheep at the top of tall cliffs.

Damn, Funktopus stole my idea for a sarcastic response to a pair of stupid posts. I'll have to murder him and his little dog, too...

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How'd you find out I have a little dog? :O

You mean, how'd I find out you had a little dog.

I still have a little dog. In fact, he's headbutting my foot right now.

0 posts is the ownage

Ah, you just think he has 0 posts. Actually, he has more posts than you... Way more.

*evil laugh*

stay in the bash pit

lool, i was trying to have more paramuds than vijchti, but, the game had a bug..
(too much paramuds :p )

nice game, very nice music, so sexy <3

haha, this game is so pointless, you ahould make a highscores table and a time limit

I waited until I had a ton of paramuds and then tried to kill them all in one sweep with the laser but the game crashed :'(

There is a limit in the amount of paramuds and I can't do anything about it because of the (Please refrain from swearing)ty game maker program.

ok, this made me laugh.

give it ammo, and bosses, and stages. then it'll be perfect.

the music is roflish. also, make different weapons.

you might also want to see if you can make the weapons move when you aim them to the side.

i left it alone for too long and it stopped working

Also, put my G-SUS! idea in.

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awesome game! i like the music :p

OMG WHO IS THE BLACK DUDE!

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the SOLDAT GHOST STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

It's Paramuds evil brother.

But... Paramud is a respected member of the community!

Good jest STEELIX me mate.

You bet ol' bugger.

SHOCKING NEWS!
Ville has decided to update the game again, but he decided to give it to a small number of beta-testers, because he thinks there are still some bugs to squash. I am one of those beta-testers, and Ville has kindly allowed me to post some screenshots of the new features:

First of all, there is a new game mode - Quest Mode. It's a pretty fun mode, with stages, bosses, and time trials. The story is pretty good too, but I'm not gonna spoil it for you ;)
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Did I say that bosses exist? Yes, indeed, they do exist. Here is a screenshot of the first stage boss, who appears after 100 kills. Also in the picture you can see the new "Rage Meter"(The Doom-like head). If you get the Rage Meter to full, you get a special bonus.
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G-sus appears randomly in the game. Whenever he gives you the thumbs up, you get another bonus. This bonus makes the paramuds worth 2 points instead of 1, but lasts for a short while.
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Another cameo appearance in the game is n00bface. If you see him, shoot him as fast as you can. Every n00bface is worth a whooping 100 points. What is he holding, you ask? Why, that's a bomb! Whenever n00bface is killed, he drops it, and the bomb explodes, killing all of the paramuds in a wide radius around him.
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Other new features:

Beating the Quest Mode gives you a new gun, which is very funny and effective.

Remote-controlled vehicles (There are more than one, too!). All of these vehicles can be summoned with a vehicle menu.

New paramud AI and physics, so that when the paramuds bump into each other, they fall down for a while. Also, paramuds will try to evade your crosshair.

Laser slightly altered.

Fake.

Just like your brain.

Sir, please explain to me why does this look unrealistic to you?

To advance i think for the game maker :/

You can do lots of stuff with the game maker. You just need to know how to use it.

Besides, you don't have the slightest ideas of what Ville's capable of when it comes to things like this ^^

I think its fake.. if not then I like it ;)

Because you're not actually shooting purple paramud, or showing the bomb effect, the doom head doesn't change, despite having a 114 score.

Becuse i dont see any of the paramuds fall down O_o

lastpatriot: I'm not shooting it because it was almost dead. I'm not showing the bomb effect because it's too cool for you, and the doom head changes when you get combos.

UPPDATE MORE VILLE PLEASE !1!!!111

And Ville answers your prayers, Swebonny :P

EDIT: Woohoo, vehicles :D

OH GOD I KILLED N00BFACE IM SORRY

are you? are you really?

wow, i rock at this

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I found a cheat. If you use the laser to kill n00bface, he doesnt die but all the paramuds still vanish.

is that in the so called new beta or in the current one?

and how do we spawn v3hic135?

quote:Originally posted by SPARTAN_IIIis that in the so called new beta or in the current one?

and how do we spawn v3hic135?

Press 'v'.

so simple, and yet so elusive

EDIT: just for the record, the vehicles are tanks, pressing v spawns 3 tanks, and they can only be used once

make unlimited tank spawns...

No, because that would be idiotic, overused, and overpowered.

remember version 2.0 omg the laser were teh overpowered omg

yes, but at least it didn't destroy every paramud on the screen :D

Ville, instead of a lazer, make it an air-strike. You have to hold the laser in one spot for 2 seconds, then POW. AIR STRIKAGEE!!!!1

AYER RAYED!

haha funktopus is all over this topic, im with you psycho, god damn n00bs

Because I love the game too much.

Would you please care to explain why you classify me as a n00b?

vash, you are a (Please refrain from swearing)ing moron.

i never called anyone a noob i said the god damn noobs, never pointed any fingers :P thanks ville

yes but what prompted you to say that was quite obvious.
vash, you are a (Please refrain from swearing)ing moron.

He has displeasured the (Please refrain from swearing)Yeti! GET 'IM!

Why don't you couch 'm?
*Elbow prod*

*couch couch*

quote:Originally posted by N1nj@how is this (Please refrain from swearing)ty, it's awesome man.


Who cares my dreams have been answered @.@ i get to shoot em as much as i want now i dont have to flame.

WOHO G-SUS is out there!

The "shoot n00bface with laser and see what happens" is that supposedd to happen ? ^^

No it isn't. I knew about it but forgot to fix it

hehe ^^ I like it ;D

i love that glitch.

Where can i download the last version?

quote:Originally posted by miky258Where can i download the last version?

Terrific.

quote:Originally posted by b00stAquote:Originally posted by miky258Where can i download the last version?

Terrific.


lol the helpfullness at this forum is amazing ;D But I clearly can see why tho ! Tried page one ? Actually if U hit the reply button (or link or w/e) it magicly pops up under the post form ! HAX

But if he meant last version, not latest, you can do it by copying the url from the first page and change Paramud3.zip to Paramud2.zip.

bumped because it's such a leet game

Yes, when the new version!?

Never, I believe.

Freakin awsome, Meep approved.

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Doom face? What does it do? :D

it opens its mouth when u shoot.

Bumpage for mass laughter!

I wish paramud saw this thread.

hes back *rolls eyes*

IMPOSSIBLE!

i found out how to kill all the guys a once ~~use the lasger gun and hit the greeek with it

bump.

BUMPAGEY! AND THERES NUTHING NO ONE CAN DO COS THIS IS TEH BASH PIT! HUMOR ME!

jebus, we all know.

uhhh maybe?

SIING, SIING SIHIHING.. FOR THE OVE YOU BRIIING AAHAHAAA SING, SING SING SING GODAMN U

bump for the benefit of all bash pit newcomers, and so that paramud will see it.

YAOW YAOW!

paramud has obviously already seen it, hes just ignoring it.. duh

Yes, I know. I just bumped it randomly.

bump

bump

bumpity bump.

<3 this game... but gets a lil repetitive... make a side scroller lolz.

HUMP!

i wont die!!!1

MOVE "ZIG"!

Yeah, the game is good, but kinda repetitive. Maybe a side-scroller with bosses?

Last time I checked, Ville was making another game. Or maybe not.

omg put me in it as a bonus!!! ill run around with a little sword and kill a bunch of paramunds!!! i wanna whatch me kill paramunds with a sword!!!! pleez? i need something to look forward to in the next version!

I wanna play paramud =(

4 year old, why don't you just look forward to another dosage of pure awesome from Ville =D.

Can we have an updated download link please? <_<

quote:Originally posted by Kyklis4 year old, why don't you just look forward to another dosage of pure awesome from Ville =D.

but the sword and the killing, and the thrill of being in a low/no-budget game title!!!! PLEEZ PUT ME IN IT :P

bump

SOMEONE GIVE ME PARAMUUUUD =(

just keep bumping

bump i want the link

bumpatize!

Muahahahaha

...In case you're a dumbass, thats the download.