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The woman on your left is Xochielt Sanchez. I would normally pick her, but she has the ugliest name in the history of the primate species. Instead of calling her by her real name, her mother just hit her on the side of the face with a large, wooden spoon whenever she wanted Xochielt's attention. Names like Xochielt Sanchez are the reason why people skin cats.
The striking photo on your right belongs to Grinelda Fuzzbutt. She's one fiery critter that likes to collect molds, funguses, and bacteria and often whips herself with a leather belt for sexual pleasure. She's obviously an attractive member of the femal species and is currently looking for a mate - and to top it all off, her name isn't Xochielt Sanchez.
Which one would you choose?
![[IMAGE]](http://laughingllamas.com/members/Stansquatch/uploads/xochielt.jpg[/img] vs. [img]http://laughingllamas.com/members/Stansquatch/uploads/Grinelda2.jpg){kind=link}
The woman on your left is Xochielt Sanchez. I would normally pick her, but she has the ugliest name in the history of the primate species. Instead of calling her by her real name, her mother just hit her on the side of the face with a large, wooden spoon whenever she wanted Xochielt's attention. Names like Xochielt Sanchez are the reason why people skin cats.
The striking photo on your right belongs to Grinelda Fuzzbutt. She's one fiery critter that likes to collect molds, funguses, and bacteria and often whips herself with a leather belt for sexual pleasure. She's obviously an attractive member of the femal species and is currently looking for a mate - and to top it all off, her name isn't Xochielt Sanchez.
Which one would you choose?