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Captain Ben
July 19, 2005, 9:49 am
This has nothing to do with the beta in General Discussions.
Stolen Example:
You'll get a bike and a toothbrush for Christman!

Yay!

*Christmas comes*

Here's your toothbrush!

Aww Hell No!

Another Example:

Oh boy! I can't wait to go to USA this year to go and see the world premier of 'Herman Remer's year of plants with David Otterman'! Ever since I won the ticket from my book about spiders, I've been working double shifts at Dominoes' and NightOwl for the past six months to go and see it!

Well, I downloaded it off Torrent, and saw the super-secret ending!
David's umbrella wears out, causing David Otterman's neice to commit suicide by sticking her head in Rod's blender and dies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....


Discuss.

Deleted User
July 19, 2005, 9:56 am
Did you know that your stomache has to produce a new layer of mucus every week or it'll digest itself?

Captain Ben
July 19, 2005, 9:58 am
You're ruining it.

karmazon
July 19, 2005, 6:03 pm
WHAT THE (Please refrain from swearing)

peemonkey
July 19, 2005, 6:54 pm
mmmm........stomach.

TIR_Blade
July 19, 2005, 6:58 pm
quote:Originally posted by Captain BenThis has nothing to do with the beta in General Discussions.
Stolen Example:
You'll get a bike and a toothbrush for Christman!

Yay!

*Christmas comes*

Here's your toothbrush!

Aww Hell No!

Another Example:

Oh boy! I can't wait to go to USA this year to go and see the world premier of 'Herman Remer's year of plants with David Otterman'! Ever since I won the ticket from my book about spiders, I've been working double shifts at Dominoes' and NightOwl for the past six months to go and see it!

Well, I downloaded it off Torrent, and saw the super-secret ending!
David's umbrella wears out, causing David Otterman's neice to commit suicide by sticking her head in Rod's blender and dies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....


Discuss.

_Mancer_
July 19, 2005, 6:59 pm
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

peemonkey
July 19, 2005, 7:04 pm
?

n00bface
July 19, 2005, 7:27 pm
Dumbledore doesn't totally die, if you've read the series you will know he will somehow make a triumphant return in book 7 and that snape isn't really a bad guy

papasurf31
July 19, 2005, 8:02 pm
he probabaly used harry as a horcrux (n00bfaces theory)

mar77a
July 19, 2005, 10:16 pm
Yeah he is killed by Siruis Black, lol.

n00bface
July 19, 2005, 10:42 pm
quote:he probabaly used harry as a horcrux (n00bfaces theory)

wtf no. my horcrux theory was that voldemort used harry as a horcrux when he went and killed his parents. since horcruxes transfer a part of your soul into another object (and why else would they talk about using people as horcruxes in the book?) and that voldemort made harry into the horcrux as he killed his parents.

a-4-year-old
July 19, 2005, 11:09 pm
wtf is this about anyway?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
:( (unimperessed)

Liber_Lupus
July 19, 2005, 11:26 pm
"you is a idiot"

papasurf31
July 20, 2005, 12:16 am
oh, that makes much more sense n00bface. "you can not kill me without killing yourself!!" ingenious

SPARTAN_III
July 20, 2005, 3:46 am
what in the name of F is this thread about, then?

is it just random facts? if so:

The FN P90 has an RPM of 900 rounds per minute, and the standard magazine can hold 50 rounds.

peemonkey
July 20, 2005, 4:05 am
what are you on about, fellas? i never done seen them words before.

TIR_Blade
July 20, 2005, 4:44 am
It's Harry Potter lol...their just talking about their feminin hero with glasses...

Deleted User
July 20, 2005, 5:14 am
dont forget that crap on his forehead.. or was it foreskin I dont remember

Milkman Dan
July 20, 2005, 5:18 am
Harry Potter is so emo ;_;

Rambo_6
July 20, 2005, 6:45 am
quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE


quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE


quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE


quote:Originally posted by A fat kidSNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

peemonkey
July 20, 2005, 6:53 am
harry potter's (Please refrain from swearing)ing stupid. you all suck.

Captain Ben
July 20, 2005, 6:54 am
quote:Originally posted by Captain Ben
Another Example:

Oh boy! I can't wait to go to USA this year to go and see the world premier of 'Harman Remer's year of plants with David Otterman'! Ever since I won the ticket from my book about spiders, I've been working double shifts at Dominoes' and NightOwl for the past six months to go and see it!

Well, I downloaded it off Torrent, and saw the super-secret ending!
David's umbrella wears out, causing David Otterman's neice to commit suicide by sticking her head in Rod's blender and dies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....


I just got more than slightly irritated at how people do this. E.g Meandor's Avatar and a link in someone else's siggy.

I just became an Irate Pirate :D I'm all better now.

Cookie.
July 20, 2005, 6:54 am
quote:Originally posted by Psychodont forget that crap on his forehead.. or was it foreskin I dont remember


Ahahha that gave me a laugh

Deleted User
July 20, 2005, 11:23 am
i got what you were saying ben, we think well get good and fairly good features in the next version and when its only the fairly good one well get dissapointed and all start leaving soldat like we did in 1.2.1