Go ahead and post your taunts.txt file here :D

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SIR I LAUGALUGLAUGLAUGALGUALGULAULAGULAGUHLAUGLAGUHG
/smoke
/tabac
/takeoff
/victory
OMG WTF BBQ
HOUMOSECKSHUALZ
BICYCLE CREAM PIE
fukkn n00bz ill haxr ur entire familyz
i aer 1773
DUNKIN DONUTS
PICKLEWEAZEL
GRUPPE SECHS!
I killed you as fast as Caping Carl molests minors
UR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE
OLOLOL
ESCAPING EFC GOING TOWARDS OUR BAES OMG
k guys i just drank coke with at least 50 ants in it, how long will i live?
LAUGALHUALULAULAULALALAHULULAGHUAGUAGHUALUGLULAHUAULULAGHLAUGH
FUKKN CURTINZ
I AM THE SCATMAN
PARAMUD ATTACK!
DAVID K! I NEED BACKUP!
www.shh.com .org
SPORKEH
<<AIMBOT 2.0 ACTIVATED>>
COCKFERRET
U THINK UR KEWL BUT U GAYE
FUKFUKFUKFUKFUFKUFUFUFUFUFKFFK
Return the (Please refrain from swearing)
rock out with your cock out
I am the (Please refrain from swearing)FACE
Having fun isn't hard, when you have a library card
I ain't got time to HAVE SEX WITH UR MOM LOLOL
You're unique... LIKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS
EMOES
=------------------------

lol nice thread and nice taunts :P
Heres mine
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Son of a (Please refrain from swearing)!
/smoke
/tabac
/takeoff
/victory
Im your Daddy! Son.
If it walks, we can rape it!
Your arse is belongith to me.
Thats a whole (Please refrain from swearing)load of (Please refrain from swearing)gotry.
Bunch of slap jawed (Please refrain from swearing)gots around here.
Have no fear, The Poop is here!
Oh (Please refrain from swearing), was that your head?
Yeah, I killed you. You got a problem with that?
GO NOW!
^EFC middle. Intercept
Its over Johnny.
The Battle has ended.
I R DA MASTER!
OK
Son of a (Please refrain from swearing)!
Guts, Dead Bodies, AND BLOOD. I call it art.
Ah, The sweet smell of blood!
Bleed, (Please refrain from swearing).
Thats the way you do it!
Is that the best you got?
Kiss my ass.
^I have passed the enemy low, HELP!
^EFC Low. Intercept
Les do dis.
^Defend our flag until the FFC returns to base!
Hurraaaa!!!
I show no mercy.
^EFC Up. Intercept
There ain't no escaping from the law!
^Do the JIGGLY! NOW!!!
I am the law!

Most of mine are

-= EFC/ffC/incoming/flaglost Escaping Low/High/Mid/very High =-
Destluck is ready to be sodomized?!?!
defend the base!
regroup at base for attack!
CHARGE!

^-Above!
^-Below!
^-Middle!
/victory
^I lost the flag.
^Prepare to cap!
^The racoons have dropped our flag!
Well, speak of the devil... here I come now.
Hey, what's that over there? It looks breakable.
Just singing in the blood.
^We stole the flag from the racoons!
Well there goes our happy ending.
Murder, death, kill...
^The racoons are coming!
I'm singing in the blood.
I ran all this way in cha-cha heels...
^The racoons are running off with our flag!
nobody knows.
Round and round I go, where the destruction stops

Come back here! Coward!
^Flag loose top!
^Flag loose middle!
^Flag loose below!
^Buckle their swashes!
^FALL BACK! DEFEND!
You fight like a dairy farmer!!
Wendy, I can fly!!!!
Where is the REAL mister Spazi!!? *Slap*
I'll have yer lights 'n liver, lubber!
^Incoming Middle
^Sublime acting, great cast, and well-composed music!
^::Where is the efc?
^Aye aye cap'n!
^He got lost in Davey Jones' locker!
^Negative
^::Prepare to cap!
Swashes buckled!
^Reinforcements needed above!!!
^::ffc middle, cover him!
^Reinforcements needed middle!!
^Reinforcements needed middle!
^reinforcements needed below!!
^::ffc low, cover him!
^Reinforcements needed above!!
^Reinforcements needed above!
^Incoming Top
^Could'nt stop them/him!
^EFC MIDDLE!
PurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrkaPurrka
^::ffc top, cover him!
^::Where is the ffc?
^EFC TOP!
^EFC LOW!
LOOK! A QUARTER!
^Incoming Below

Stick around!
/smoke
/tabac
/takeoff
/victory
What the hell are you?
If it bleeds, we can kill it
I'm gonna have me some fun!
Bleed, bass-tard
I'm bleeding, it's ok
Are you the biggest fish out here?
Bo0Om Headshot!
It's over Kitty !
^Enemys are incoming [DOWN] x
^Free flag [TOP] > RUN
^FFC [TOP] / secure the base / help
^FFC [DOWN] / secure the base / help
^FFC [DOWN] with low HP, help him !
It's not right, give me my (Please refrain from swearing)in shoes !
^FFC [TOP] with low HP, help him !
Hi little camper, ready to be jagged?
^Our flag is stolen [DOWN] get back it !
^Our flag is stolen [MIDDLE] get back it !
^Ennemys are incoming [MIDDLE] x
If you love me, follow me! <3
^Our flag is stolen [TOP] get back it !
^?? Where's the EFC ??
Mouhmah MOOOOOOOO ! new haircut?
Omicat!
Return the flag!
^Enemys are incoming [TOP] x
Maybe I'll join the army, but what happens if I get lag out there?
^Free flag [DOWN] > RUN
It's your first night in fight club, you have to fight !
^> CAP or I cut your balls < - my favourite

/piss
^::I got the flag and i'm coming through top
^::I got the flag and i'm coming through Middle
^::I got the flag and i'm coming through LOW
/victory
Reinforcements have arrived.
I'm a soldier not a doctor dammmit
Born to be M79er :P
Tonight's Offence was brought to you by GunPowder
Tonight's defence was brought to you by GunPowder
^Incoming MIDDLE
---- SDK wins! www.supadupakillaz.tk ----
^Friendly Flag Carrier coming low
^Friendly Flag Carrier coming Middle
^Friendly Flag Carrier coming UP
^DEFEND
^I have the flag and need Cover
^Defending Below
Tell my wife I narghhhhhh...
/smoke
Yeah, you better run away!
^Understood
^Base clear
^Base Hot - Watch your respawn!
^I'm attacking middle
^I'm attacking top
^Incoming Top
^Attack
^Enemy Flag Carrier Middle - get him!
^Dealt with
^I'm attacking belowu
^Wait for me
^Enemy Flag Carrier UP - get him!
^Enemy Flag Carrier LOW - get him!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeha
^Incoming LOW

I'm glad i've never played soldat with Rambo_6 :|

Yeah, hes got aimbot 2.0 . That's intimidating. We wouldn't stand a chance

Well my good ones are...

You bleed like a virgin...
OH! Shot in the crotch! No babies for you...
Hey! I found your arm! Do you want it back?
Naaaaarrrrrggggggggghhhhhh!!!!!
My arm doesn't bend that way! GAH!!
I came, I saw, I kicked yo' ass!
You make me angry. You wont like me when I'm ANGRY!
AAGGH! I'm to young, and handsome to die! NOOO!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sweet! I killed him *Steals wallet* Score! 250 bucks!!
Hey, can I have my knife back? It's stuck in your ass.
Denied!!
Denied! Motherf**ker!
CRAP! I got blood all over my new shoes...

quote:Originally posted by Chakra`I'm glad i've never played soldat with Rambo_6 :|
Yes, I was about to say. Rambo, you must be such a cock in-game.

I rarely use my taunts :P

When i do, it's when i die a cheesy death, or get pissed off. People who kill me poink blank with a barret hear "fukkn n00b ill haxr ur entire family", or something appropriate.

Er..I know the first like 10 taunts do alt+1-10..but what other buttons do you press to use the others :o

gg
^Enemy (Please refrain from swearing) with the Flag is Top! Rape!
^Enemy (Please refrain from swearing) with the Flag is Middle! Rape!
^Enemy (Please refrain from swearing) with the Flag is Low! Rape!
^Best help your teammate with flag TOP!
^Best help your teammate with flag Middle!
^Best help your teammate with flag Low!
^Free kills incoming -
Alright, time's up! Let's do this!

Mine are simple :P

Is "gg" too hard to just type? =P

Mine are on my other computer. I'll post them later. If you thought Rambo's were bad... Wow.

"gg" is for in between games..you know how we cant type anymore while switching maps..it annoys me..so whenever i want to do anything, I press alt+0, and i can either do "gg" or erase it and write "OMG YOU NOOBSSSS!"

quote:Stick around!
Why you little..
Haha, you're (Please refrain from swearing)ed now!
/takeoff
/victory
What the hell are you?
If it bleeds, we can kill it
I'm gonna have me some fun!
Bleed, (Please refrain from swearing).
Medic!
^Enemy flag carrier escaping: Top!
Son of a (Please refrain from swearing)!
It's over Johnny
^Enemy flag carrier escaping: Low!
^Teammate is/I am coming back with flag: Low. Cover him/me!
Yes, Sir!
I'll be back!
Get the flag!
OK
Help!
Sniper!
Heavy Machine Gun ahead!
Take Cover!
I need backup!
Follow me!
Kiss the ground soldier!
^Teammate is/I am coming back with flag: Top. Cover him/me!
Come'on!
^Enemy flag carrier escaping: Middle!
Return the flag!
Hurraaaa!!!
I am the law!
^Teammate is/I am coming back with flag: Middle. Cover him/me!
I ain't got time to bleed!
You're one ugly mother fu**er!
Got it!

THAT TICKLES! - Fav.
/piss
Ah, my nads!
Omgoose.
You Filthy Nazi.
Holy JockStraps!
You Sir, Are A Republican.
My Penis Is Made Out Of Silly Putty.
Cockadoodledoo!
Medic!
^EFC Escaping High.
Son of a (Please refrain from swearing)!
^FFC Returnin' Low.
^EFC Escaping Low.
^Incuming Low.
Yes, Sir!
I'll be back!
Get the flag!
OK
Help!
Sniper!
Heavy Machine Gun ahead!
Take Cover!
I need backup!
Follow me!
Kiss the ground soldier!
^Incuming High.
^Incuming Roof.
^EFC Escaping Mid.
Return the flag!
Hurraaaa!!!
I am the law!
^Incuming Mid.
^FFC Returnin' Mid.
You're one ugly mother fu**er!
^FFC Returnin' High.

I love your "that tickles" taunt :P, once of my favourites as well.

btw you copied OK from me you loser ;)
also didnt you used to have one called "wheres my penis" :P

quote:Originally posted by Zero72 If you thought Rambo's were bad... WoW.


WoW causes impotency and blindness of the left eye! :O

my two favourite are

mmm... asian fetish
look, i'm wearing my 'pimp' badge! that means i can hit women!

quote:Originally posted by Poop
also didnt you used to have one called "wheres my penis" :P

Yeah, but I reformatted my computer, and didn't save anything. I'll put it back on. :)

quote:Originally posted by Hitmanquote:Originally posted by Chakra`I'm glad i've never played soldat with Rambo_6 :|
Yes, I was about to say. Rambo, you must be such a cock in-game.
Heck, agreed.


I'm not at my home comp. right now, so I'll do my best to remember 'em xD

1: Enemy FC escaping (bottom)
2: Enemy FC escaping (middle)
3: Enemy FC escaping (top)
4: Enemies approachin' (bottom)
5: Enemies approachin' (middle)
6: Enemies approachin' (top)
Note on 4-6: usually if I can get the # of enemies approachin' I put ; X afterwards, where X = the # of enemy soldaten.
7: Cover our FC (bottom)
8: Cover our FC (middle)
9:Cover our FC (top)
0: Flag in death pit
That's usually only for ctf_Voland :-P
A: Flag loose (bottom)
B: Flag loose (middle)
C: Flag loose (top)
D: D
E: E
F: F
G: G
H: H
I: Online multiplayer
J: J
K: /brutalkill
L: L
M: /mercy
N: N
O: But weapons can be modded!!!
P: /piss
Q: w00t!
R: Stick Soldiers III, all B-)
S: /smoke
T: SS3 will rival Soldat
U: Vector-based terrain
V: V
W: /victory
X: X
Y: sticksoldiers3.com
Z: Anyone want me to cover you?
Notes
? If you followed the taunt-shortcuts the SS3 ads follow RTYUIO xD
? I have yet to use taunt Z; I keep forgetting (it's my most recently added shortcut).

1. Kazuki to the rescue! TO THE KAZ-KAVE!
2. The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest with an axe.
3. You don't look very healthy.
4. Never hide grenades in your pants.
5. I have concluded that this man is indeed gay.
6. Nice shootin', paw!
7. Medic! ... Not you, I meant the nurse!
8. I'll be back! ... For some tea and biscuits!
9. If you're the LAW, why aren't shooting missiles out of your ass?
0. I'm one ugly motherfu**er! :(

Q. ^- Incoming Enemies : -= TOP ROUTE =-
A. ^- Incoming Enemies : -= MIDDLE ROUTE =-
Z. ^- Incoming Enemies : -= LOW ROUTE =-
W. ^- Enemy Flag Carrier : -= TOP ROUTE =-
S. ^- Enemy Flag Carrier : -= MIDDLE ROUTE =-
X. ^- Enemy Flag Carrier : -= LOW ROUTE =-
E. ^- Friendly Flag Carrier : -= TOP ROUTE =-
D. ^- Friendly Flag Carrier : -= MIDDLE ROUTE =-
C. ^- Friendly Flag Carrier : -= LOW ROUTE =-

N. NOOBFACE GOT ME PREGNANT! ;_;

I usually don't use them often. A few people find them funny.

OW MAH PANKREEUSZ
/smoke
/tabac
/takeoff
/victory
/piss
/kill
/brutalkill
/mercy
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOW[this goes on for quite a while]
YuOR BUERGER PWRZ R WEEK ODL MAN
I THOT I WUZ R1D 0V JJ000 U FUZIGhMAONGLING FRO0TKEAKE11111
GEY FGA HAX L4M3R LAGGR N00B CH33TR OGM RJARJJRJRJRJJJR
DAT WUZ TEH RESI P 4 KIKING j00R ASZ1`31!#@!!!!!~11
OH MY GOD I AM DEAD
CRUNK
KATZ1! HER, Y)UR PANTZ R INFERYIRU. ROFEL
GARRFJJJGH datz guna b sor in the mrnign.
TEH BADDLE HAZ JUZD BEGUNN!!!
OH I'M THE BRITISH AND MOSES DEFEATED ME
SWEET ZOMBIE NINJA (Please refrain from swearing) IN A JEEP WRANGLER
4 ENGLUND, JAEMZ?!??!?!?!
WOOD PANELLING PANELLING WOOD PANELLING WOOD PANELLING PANELLING
KIK HIM IN TEH KROCH UNKEL SKROOJ
PWWWWWWWWW MAH FREEKN PAZNKERUZdro#y&bw$$&b#
HAV PAYPURZ ON KRUNKZ DEZK BAH 4 oRF KRUNKZ SMAZh@##(*@^(@#11!1
YEZ HELO??? trraRARrr nggh dam hung oop >_<
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Y B I TLKING LIEK A PIRET
YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
HEBOWWWWWWWWWWW PAYS FORWAR HUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
IN SOWVEEYUT RUSHZUH ZEOR SHOUTZ j0011!~!@~!@!#`1243QWSD
^Incoming
OGM111 U WIL NWO DIE FROM BAZL POZYcngiNIGN fuk i cant spel
U FREEKN SUNZ OV BIHTSDKXAEZS MAH GADAM ULNA I H8 U AWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
NWO U DEI BORB DOOOOOOOOOOOEL
IL GET U NEZIKT TEIAME GAJET1111!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111TRYAAAYFYYFY

Hey, don't diss pirates, boy.

Stick around!
/smoke
/tabac
/takeoff
/victory
What the hell are you?
If it bleeds, we can kill it
I'm gonna have me some fun!
Bleed, (Please refrain from swearing).
Medic!
^Flag Carrier Bottom
Chill out, (Please refrain from swearing)wad.
^Friendly Flag Carrier Top
^Flag Carrier Top
^Incoming Top
There's something you don't know about me.I SMOKE ROCKS!
You want a big pickle ? (Please refrain from swearing) !
(Please refrain from swearing) yo couch nigga !
No Mr. Bond I expect you to die !
Lemme talk to your mother.
I'll be back...to PIITB
Who is your daddy, and what does he do ?
I know what you're thinking. Did I PIITB once or six times ?
I'm a cop you idiot !
You lack discipline !
Hello Mr. Tucker mother(Please refrain from swearing)er
^Incoming Bottom
You want to (Please refrain from swearing) with me ? You're a choir boy !
^Flag Carrier Middle
You psychopatic (Please refrain from swearing).
I've got news for you now. You're mine now, you belong to me!
I am the law!
^Incoming Middle
^Friendly Flag Carrier Middle
WHAT THE (Please refrain from swearing)...DID I DO WRONG ?!?
^Friendly Flag Carrier Bottom

Wow... mines all /mercy... seriously

I'm adding these to my taunts:

KRATZ KREECHERZ!!111!!1
hang out with your wang out
I am the WAL

etc.

I <3 Zero's taunts. LONG LIVE MURPHHY

It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
^Turtle
^Back in Positions
^EFC? Where?
^Ready to cap!
^I lost the flag! Get It!
I'm in a glass case of emotion!
By the beard of Zeus!
Oh my Goodness...
Well there goes our happy ending.
^Flag Stole Top ///
^I'm Fixin' to go Middle //
^Flag Loose Bottom /
^Flag Stole Bottom /
^\ Incoming Bottom #
^FFC Top /// Cover Him/Clear Base
^FFC Middle // Cover Him/Clear Base
^FFC Bottom / Cover Him/Clear Base
*Gasp* Great Odins Raven!
Knights of Columbus, that hurt!
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.
Here it goes down, down into my belly...
Like bringing a Knife to a Gun Fight!!~~~~`
^I'm Fixin' to go Bottom /
Don't miss next time, you'll live longer.
You are a smelly pirate hooker!
^\\\ Incoming Top #
^Not anymore *evil laf*
^Flag Stole Middle //
Sweet Eli Whitney's nose!
/unmute 2
^I'm Fixin' to go Top ///
^\\ Incoming Middle #
^Flag Loose Middle! //
Sweet Lincoln's mullet!
^Flag Loose Top! ///



i like Ron Burgundy, what can i say.

lol ron burgendy!

apart from the ffc/efc/incoming commands and a few others all mine just say are

LLLLEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNJEEENNNNNKIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAA

FOR ALLAH!! is a favourite of mine. Always seems to get me kicked, though.

Hey Rambo_6 why my name is in ur taunts?
Blackdavis is my old name
my acualy nick is sp0rkeh _D


ANd here my taunts :D


|_| \/ \___/ \_/\_/ |_| |_/___|
_______
.----._____|_ _| .-----.-----.-----.-----.-----.-----.
| _|______|| | | _ | _ | _ | _ | _ | _ |
|__| |___| |___ |_____|___ |_____|___ |_____|
|_____| |_____| |_____|
_____ ___
_ __ /__ \ / _ \__ ___ __ ____
| '__|____ / /\/ | | | \ \ /\ / / '_ \|_ /
| | |_____/ / | |_| |\ V V /| | | |/ /
^1 enemy ==>Middle
^
^Friendly-Flag-Carrier ==>Down
^Friendly-Flag-Carrier ==>Middle
^Friendly-Flag-Carrier ==>Up
^Enemy flag carrier ==>Middle
^Return the Flag
^Trouble in Base
Help!
Heavy Machine Gun ahead!
Take Cover!
I need backup!
Follow me!

^
^1 enemy ==>Up
^Enemy flag carrier ==>Up
^enemy's ==>Middle
Hurraaaa!!!
^
^Enemy flag carrier ==>Down
^enemy's ==>Up
^enemy's ==>Down
^1 enemy ==>Down
^1 enemy ==>Down

quote:Originally posted by Zero724 ENGLUND, JAEMZ?!??!?!?!
lol

I don't really have any quick taunts, I mainly just use:
Alt+9 - Medic!
Alt+U - Hurraaa!!!

i use all the original taunts, they are the best


[IMAGE]

"There is no spoone" - The Matricks

wtf.. I cant seem to get any taunts to work.. can anyone tell me how to make those sounds again?

/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/kill
/brutalkill
/mercy :P i dare ya to press a BUTTON with alt with these bad boys XD

Stick around!
Holy pancakes batman!
^Yes, Sir!
^The base is HOT!
^EFC has our flag going UP
^EFC has our flag going MID
^EFC has our flag going LOW
^Incoming enemies UP
^Incoming enemies MID
^Incoming enemies LOW
Die!
Son of a [CENSORED]!
It's over Johnny
Anytime...
^Our FFC is returning LOW
Yes, Sir!
I'll be back!
Get the flag!
OK
Help!
Sniper!
Heavy Machine Gun ahead!
Take Cover!
I need backup!
Follow me!
Kiss the ground soldier!
^Our FFC is returning HIGH
Come'on!
Yeah
Return the flag!
Hurraaaa!!!
I am the law!
^Our FFC is returning MID
I ain't got time to bleed!
You're one ugly mother fu**er!
Got it!

^eVuL bAbUn wItH bAnAnA rUnNiN mIdDlE wAy
^eVuL bAbUn lOsEd tHe bAnAnA lOwEr wAy
^eVuL bAbUnZ iNcUmIn lOwEr wAy
^eVuL bAbUnZ iNcUmIn mIdDlE wAy
^eVuL bAbUnZ iNcUmIn uPpEr wAy
^oUr bAbUn lOsEd tHe bAnAnA mIdDlE wAy
^eVuL bAbUn lOsEd tHe bAnAnA mIdDlE wAy
^pRePaRe to hIdE tHeIr bAnAnA

jEsUs/gOd? cAlL mE y0dA



oWnEd by wAlEcZnE cZaRnUcHy, pArT oF tRiPlE aLlIaNcE


^eVuL bAbUn wItH bAnAnA rUnNiN uPpEr wAy
^oUr bAbUn lOsEd tHe bAnAnA uPpEr wAy
^oUr bAbUn wItH bAnA rUnNiN mIdDlE wAy
^eVuL bAbUn lOsEd tHe bAnAnA uPpEr wAy
^wHeRe iS tHe eVuL bAbUn wItH oUr bAnAnA?
^oUr bAbUn lOsEd tHe bAnAnA lOwEr wAy
^oUr bAbUn wItH bAnAnA rUnNiN uPpEr wAy
^oUr bAbUn wItH bAnAnA rUnNiN lOwEr wAy
^eVuL bAbUnZ sTeAlIn oUr bAnAnA
^eVuL bAbUn wItH bAnAnA rUnNiN lOwEr wAy

i think most people that have played with me know this one... *giggles*

My taunts suck but oh well

1=^DAMN Flagger's goin HIGH! GYARGH!
2=^Through the middle the EfC goes!
3=^Curse hIm! Enemy carrier is Lowage!
A=^Little [CENSORED]s coming from above!
D=^Ah Hell! They're comin' down low!
E^Ffc's bringin the flag low! Man the Torpedoes!
Q=^Our man is taken the high road! Cover him!
S=^Middle incoming! Holy HELL!
W=^Ffc sqeezin' through da middle, HElP!! NOW!!!