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Vicious Death Threats!
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LumpyFerret
July 29, 2005, 6:47 am
I wish you were all dead.
I wish that on the day that you were born, your parents had a horrible car crash on the way to the hospital, killing you and your entire family.
Or maby just killing both your parents and making you a psychopath paraplegic orphan!

I am going to cook you into a casserole and feed you to the homeless!

If i had a chance i would come over to your house and spit in your face, untill chunks of phlegm ran down onto your chin and into your mouth, and that the taste of those chunks was so foul that you vomited, but you couldnt swallow that vomit because my spit was in your mouth and you wouldnt want to swallow it...
So You choke TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN VOMIT AND MY SPIT!
MOAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Im going to take your family pet, and train it to burn down your house!
I will put acid onto your keyboard so that the next time you decide to post something STUPID your fingers will disintegrate, so that when you go to pick your DISGUSTING noses, your fingers will fall off and get stuck in your nose, THEN you will be so frantic because your finger is stuck up your nose, you will slam your head into a wall, and your finger will be driven up your nose INTO YOUR BRAIN!





Captain Ben
July 29, 2005, 7:00 am
Can't ya' just feel the love?

Rambo_6
July 29, 2005, 7:01 am
I WILL INSINUATE THAT YOUR SISTER IS SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT. THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.

Milkman Dan
July 29, 2005, 7:13 am
;_; You're horrible.

TheFunktopus
July 29, 2005, 7:22 am
VISCOUS DEAF TREADS.

karmazon
July 29, 2005, 7:28 am
So is this a goodbye thread ?

MOFO NOFO
July 29, 2005, 7:54 am
he was saying how these are death threats, mabye he means we can use em?

Deleted User
July 29, 2005, 8:17 am
The ferrets touching the acid coverd keyboard (ferrets avartar) BURN BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!

crazymonkey
July 29, 2005, 11:29 pm
I TOLD YOU ALL HE WAS EVIL!!!

peemonkey
July 30, 2005, 1:29 am
how is "i wish..." a death threat? you my good sir, are a raging leapord vagina.

Rambo_6
July 30, 2005, 4:35 am
IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, I WILL TELL YOUR FRIENDS THAT YOU IDOLIZE BURT REYNOLDS

vash763
July 30, 2005, 9:04 am
OH (Please refrain from swearing) RAMBO DONT DO IT

peemonkey
July 30, 2005, 9:11 am
do it rambo, that'd kick ass. burt reynolds is hella hairy and hella sexy. i'd like to slip into that wool sweater any day ;)

peemonkey
July 31, 2005, 5:10 am
then i come back at the end of the day and there's no replies. owned.

Kazuki
July 31, 2005, 2:34 pm
quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyhow is "i wish..." a death threat? you my good sir, are a raging leapord vagina.


Ahahaha! I never thought I'd see the day when Peemonkey uses literacy to own someone ... and, man it was hilarious! Well played.

Captain Ben
July 31, 2005, 2:43 pm
quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyhow is "i wish..." a death threat? you my good sir, are a raging leapord vagina.


Ahahaha! I never thought I'd see the day when P33m0nkey uses literacy to own someone .,. and, man it was hilarious! Well payed.

Deleted User
July 31, 2005, 4:58 pm
quote:Originally posted by LumpyFerretIf i had a chance i would come over to your house and spit in your face, untill chunks of phlegm ran down onto your chin and into your mouth, and that the taste of those chunks was so foul that you vomited, but you couldnt swallow that vomit because my spit was in your mouth and you wouldnt want to swallow it...
So You choke TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN VOMIT AND MY SPIT!
MOAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...we can be great friends...

Normally I would say something along the lines of...Er, nevermind.

Captain Ben
August 1, 2005, 2:57 pm
My avatar is giving me the willies.

lastpatriot
August 1, 2005, 3:30 pm
It gets me aroused.

TheFunktopus
August 1, 2005, 3:39 pm
It gets me money.

DT
August 1, 2005, 5:14 pm
quote:Originally posted by karmazonSo is this a goodbye thread ?

other way around

karmazon
August 1, 2005, 8:48 pm
? thread goodbye a this is so

peemonkey
August 1, 2005, 8:50 pm
that's not backwards.
?daerht eybdoog a siht si oS
hctib

karmazon
August 2, 2005, 12:20 am
he said the other way around not backwards biznitch