Remember in the Simpsons, when they had that musical and that russian guy comes out and says "In the Soviet Union, TV watches You!" If you don't, thats fine, I still thought it was hilarious.

I wanted to see everyone else's remake of the phrase, just for kicks.
The format should go something like "In the Soviet Union, *Insert Object* *Insert Action* *Insert You, Them....etc*!"

Kinda like a madlibs without the long paragraphs.

A photoshop pic would be even better, if you guys can make one.

I'll start first:

In the Soviet Union, Hamburger Eats You!

Yakov Smirnoff jokes eh?

In California, you can always find a party. In Russia, The Party can always find you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

"In America, you check books out of library. In Soviet Union, library checks you out."
"In Mozilla, you keep tabs in browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keep tabs on you!"
"In Soviet Russia, if computer program does not execute, they execute YOU!"
""In America, you scam insurance. In Soviet Russia, insurance scams you!"


I WIN ^___^

In soviet russia, pussy eats you.

^ Credit goes to soap, since it was in his msn name at one point.

EDIT: ONE MORE THAT I MADE!

In soviet russia, door opens you!

"In Soviet Russia, the road forks you"

In Australia you spoon the woman. In Russia, the woman spoons YOU!

soviet russia, wtf what country is that ?

Are you serious?
If you were a woman, I'd hit you.

But in the Soviet Union, the woman hits YOU!

in soviet russia, the baby (Please refrain from swearing) makes these lame jokes cry.

j e s u s is filtered, this forum's getting out of hand some times. pretty odd how it's still goin though, you know?

In russia, windows crashes you.

there is no "Soviet russia" and never was

soviet is an adjective, meaning the soviet-era russia.

wtf but russia didn't exist during the soviet era

+b karmazon

http://www.soldatforums.com/topic.asp?topic_id=26060

Thank you, TheFunktopus ^^

ahhahaa

^_^

In Hogwarts, You kill voldemort, In soviet russia, Voldemort Kills YOU

In Soviet Russia, the forums spam YOU!

quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyj e s u s is filtered, this forum's getting out of hand some times.


A sad day indeed... :(

EDIT: In soviet russia, TV turns you on.

in sovjet russia, Mickle shows YOU how to play the life game

In Soviet Russia, [IMAGE] censors YOU!

In Soviet Union, Forums post You!

On the net, you can watch porn. In the Soviet Union, porn watches you!

In Soviet Russia, YOU have the Matrix!

in Sovjet Russia, SPAMMERS bans ADMINS

you lose.

Uh-huh.

In the Soviet Union, New Version waits for YOU!

uses [url="http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2671/help9pl.jpg">you!

Always cracks me up.

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia is in YOU!

in sovjet russia, women rapes YOU

quote:Originally posted by Captain BenIn Australia you spoon the woman. In Russia, the woman spoons YOU!

in australia you're apperantly funny.
anywhere else in the world you're not.

In Soviet Russia, this is funny!

Damn Kazuki's pics are spooky, its like one of those strange conspiracy photos, He's EVRYWHERE!

Hahahaha! <3 Spectral

in sovjet russia, MM pays YOU 9$
I win

in soviet russia, thread spams you.

SuperKill, I'd have to agree. Australia is pretty retarded.

yeha i also agree, our humour is only funny to us and the british

In Soviet Union coconut carries a swallow

*starts Monty Python argument about the hole swallow thing

In Soviet Russia, funny isn't karmazon.

at least one person got it

In the Soviet Union, Store Buys You!

in the savjet russia, thread bumps you

In Soviet Russia, mole whacks you!

In Soviet Russia, Russia makes jokes about YOU!