[Inf_PeasantsRevolt] by Sgt. Beaver
Peasant's Revolt
It was a nice peaceful evening and the King was just saying goodbye to his
brother wich was invited over for dinner. But just as the King went to
"recharge his batteries" a scout came with unpleasant news.
"Sir I was just resting in the royal garden, when i saw smoke from
the village. So i went to take a look what was happening down there...
IT WAS REALLY TERRIBLE!!! All of your Royal forrest was being burnt down
and from the same direction i saw the whole village marching to the castle.
We should do something quick!!!"But the King stayed cool as as a cucumber:
"Nothing to worry about I've allready transfered my weed to the underground
bunker..."At that time his wife had come down and started her whineing:
"I told you to lower the taxes, but nooo You said you need it for your
pot, I can't believe you, what's next lolypops?"
"S.t.f.u. Biatch and go up to bed, so that when I come up You're ready
to lick my "vitamin stange". The wife went up all happy and stuff so the King
could continue:"OK and now for your assignment Scout. Take my fastes custom
Orange County? Horse and ride like the Wind? to Hitler's ehmm... my brothers
Make it yourself? bunker and ask for his army to help us save the Weed?.
And make it snapy!!!" And the scout went... and he returned:"Sir,
I have news, Your Brother? is allready gathering his army of men
and Nazguls as we speak, but we have a tiny winy problem. As
I was talking he was on the WC?(Water-Closet) doing u know what...
So he told me to tell you that we'll have to wait 30 soldat points
for his backup..." And the king: "Nothing to worry about, go gather some
guards or something and defend the Secret Switch? on the statue so the
Peasants can't get the pot. Meanwhile I think my wife needs some vitamins...
...MUHAHAHAHA. OK scatter, shoo, get the f*ck out imbecil!!!"
Objectives:
King's Guards (Blue)
Defend the staue at all costs, and use your terrain wisely.
You must last the points limit.
The Peasants (Red)
As the taxes went up, You gathered your fellow Peasants and
surrounded the castle, now is the time to show the lazy King
who is the real MASTER!!! Attack and reach the Statue then
Enter and destroy it.
Rules:
Point limit: 30
Time Limit: 20
Survival mode [X]
Realistic mode [ ] or [X]
Bots: In 3:2 ratio ex. 6 Peasants vs 4 Guards
teh castle map
teh file
And no I didn't use more time to write the story than to make the map...
Peasant's Revolt
It was a nice peaceful evening and the King was just saying goodbye to his
brother wich was invited over for dinner. But just as the King went to
"recharge his batteries" a scout came with unpleasant news.
"Sir I was just resting in the royal garden, when i saw smoke from
the village. So i went to take a look what was happening down there...
IT WAS REALLY TERRIBLE!!! All of your Royal forrest was being burnt down
and from the same direction i saw the whole village marching to the castle.
We should do something quick!!!"But the King stayed cool as as a cucumber:
"Nothing to worry about I've allready transfered my weed to the underground
bunker..."At that time his wife had come down and started her whineing:
"I told you to lower the taxes, but nooo You said you need it for your
pot, I can't believe you, what's next lolypops?"
"S.t.f.u. Biatch and go up to bed, so that when I come up You're ready
to lick my "vitamin stange". The wife went up all happy and stuff so the King
could continue:"OK and now for your assignment Scout. Take my fastes custom
Orange County? Horse and ride like the Wind? to Hitler's ehmm... my brothers
Make it yourself? bunker and ask for his army to help us save the Weed?.
And make it snapy!!!" And the scout went... and he returned:"Sir,
I have news, Your Brother? is allready gathering his army of men
and Nazguls as we speak, but we have a tiny winy problem. As
I was talking he was on the WC?(Water-Closet) doing u know what...
So he told me to tell you that we'll have to wait 30 soldat points
for his backup..." And the king: "Nothing to worry about, go gather some
guards or something and defend the Secret Switch? on the statue so the
Peasants can't get the pot. Meanwhile I think my wife needs some vitamins...
...MUHAHAHAHA. OK scatter, shoo, get the f*ck out imbecil!!!"
Objectives:
King's Guards (Blue)
Defend the staue at all costs, and use your terrain wisely.
You must last the points limit.
The Peasants (Red)
As the taxes went up, You gathered your fellow Peasants and
surrounded the castle, now is the time to show the lazy King
who is the real MASTER!!! Attack and reach the Statue then
Enter and destroy it.
Rules:
Point limit: 30
Time Limit: 20
Survival mode [X]
Realistic mode [ ] or [X]
Bots: In 3:2 ratio ex. 6 Peasants vs 4 Guards
teh castle map
teh file
And no I didn't use more time to write the story than to make the map...