So yeah after talking a bit about this on irc, I decided to make this thread, cause if didn't, ville would. Post some funny soldatforums quotes. My is the all time classic from my sig:




You make me sick. You talk about my anus and penis. What kind of sick low life people are you.
- Mickle

Here is an old topic, dedicated to #soldat.forums quotes:
http://archive.forums.soldat.pl/topic.php?topic_id=17131&SearchTerms=IRC,quotes

but irc quotes are different than forums quotes zomg making the same mistake as frogboy

The @venger: Btw, what means, "Acid trip?"

:D

i forget what that one thing was that MM said, but it was something about getting on a 14400 modem with torrents, joining a server and being the "master barret dodger"

That one stands as my favorite quote on the forums by far

The funniest thing I ever read in game was a conversation between a girl (yes, a girl) and an incredulous guy while playing CTF:

RandomGuy: Hey, RandomGirl are you a real girl?
RandomGirl: ...uh...yeah O.o
*continues to play*
RandomGuy: No, I mean seriously
*conversation continues, girl gets annoyed, insults guy*
RandomGuy: B*tch! I will punch you in the tits!

~fin~

And the moral of this story is that girls really do play Soldat.

quote:Originally posted by karmazonmanhooters

Posted by blackopsninja

Posted - 06 Aug 2005 : 01:40:08
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YOU (Please refrain from swearing)ED THE LAW SO DAMN BADLY F**K IT I QUIT SOLDAT

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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.

quote:Originally posted by DeMonIcThing is, I've seen people whine about things that weren't even friggin changed.

Top that in idiocy.


quote:Originally submitted by Kazuki in IRC
<Kazuki`> Scapegoat*: http://www.soldatforums.com/topic.asp?topic_id=26312
<Kazuki`> I think he just topped that "people-whining-about-unexistant-things" thing in idiocy.


* - Demonic's name was Scapegoat at the time, since everyone is supposedly blaming him for the 1.3 weapon balance.

quote:Originally posted by TaalPosted by blackopsninja

Posted - 06 Aug 2005 : 01:40:08
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YOU (Please refrain from swearing)ED THE LAW SO DAMN BADLY F**K IT I QUIT SOLDAT

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Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.


I said it first >:P

From the forum:

"Download latest version of Soldat: v13"

HAHA Vash's Sig is the greatest quote ever!

Vijchtidoodah: " Hmm...you have to question a canadian's sanity when he decides to argue about the german language with an austrian."

The moral: Never doubt grand_diablo's ability to translate german.

MOFO NOFO: wats monty python

No, I'm pretty sure that was an IRC quote.

Hahaha Ben, and then we had to sit there and explain it to him...which turned out to be a lot more difficult than it sounds.

I like Rambo_6's, too. ;)

Edit: Eh, funky's right.

quote:Originally posted by STEELIX*uses DT as a living shield*

EAT SPAM!


ahhahahah

Didn't someone ask what the life game was?

quote:Originally posted by TIR_BladeHAHA Vash's Sig is the greatest quote ever!


I literally sat in my chair crying for like 6 minutes cause it was so damn funny. My mom ended up coming down the hall to see what the hell was so funny. But she didn'd get it; even after I explained it, it didn't seem very funny to her.

quote:Originally posted by vash763I literally sat in my chair crying for like 6 minutes

:D

quote:Originally posted by LazehBoiDidn't someone ask what the life game was?

Mickle did.

I still laugh about that.

One from the modding forum:

quote:Originally posted by John TKANYONE CAN MAKE COOL WEAPONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I CANT!!! WHY????!!!!! NOONE LIKE MY WEAPONS!!!=((((((((((((((

quote:Originally posted by iLLskiLLsOk, 3 guys were renting a motel room for the night. the guy at the desk charges them 30$ for the night. so thats 10$ apiece.
A few moments later the guy at the desk thinks he charged them too much. So he decides to give them back 5$, he hands it to the bellboy and tells him to go up and give this 5$ to those guys.

On the way up the bellboy decides to keep 2$ and give each of those guys bac 1$ apiece.

Ok so that leaves the guys paying 9$ apiece, 9x3 = 27 and + the 2 dollars the bellboy kept = 29, wheres the other 1$ at??? Or am I totally missing something here??

quote:Originally posted by IDF-RIPstaWhy are 3 guys renting a Motel room?

Hahaha! By the way, I have the answer to that, if anyone's wondering. I posted a wrong one in that topic. :P

i think if anyone wants a bunch of hillarious quotes, he should look under the archived threads in the bash pit\lounge that were made by M.
a little example of M's might;

-"NEVER. ARGHH UGH AHHHHHHHH BAHHhfsduifuasd89we789r23932892398. SPAMSPAM .
I will never fell in love with a men."

-"Wirte about.
The most spammer.
The best guy.
The coolest guy.
The best modder.
The best mapper.
The best avatar.
The best sig.
The worst guy.
The most retarded.
The most ghay.
The most annoying guy.
The most worst avatar.
The most worst sig.
The best thread.
The best post.
The worst thread.
The worst post."

-"Lol what the hell is koil talking about. He sure dances like the guy in his stupid avatar.
One more:
The most stupid, worse, (Please refrain from swearing)lish, homo, ass, pointless etc. avatar: koil
Take a look at that.

LOL hahaha that is so [:-censored]y."

-"Goodbye summer holyday.
HELL o SCHOOL. [:-weepn][:-weepn][:(][:(][:-weepn][:-weepn][:(!][:(!][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(]"

-"Woot i r back guys.

And i dind't choked eating a chiken."

and how can i forget, the thread that was in my opinion, one of the funniest i have ever read.
basiclly M has made an interface that pretty much covered almost half of the screen, and was made POORLY in PAINT. M was serious with his interface.

if anyone could bring up the famous interMface pic, or even the funny "knight abbage" (night cabbage) pic, i and probably the rest would be histericlly thankfull.
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haha i found the interface file! here are some of the images;

ammo.bmp
[IMAGE]

health.bmp
[IMAGE]

health bar
[IMAGE]

jet.bmp
[IMAGE] (rotfl)

jet bar
[IMAGE]

worst guy = sprocket..

I want that interface.

"LIEK OMG THIS SOUNDS CRIPSY!!!!!!!"-Mickle

Read the first sentence of my signature.

"Then his mom said, if we clean the house, we can have some bear."-Karmazon

quote:Originally posted by HHHworst guy = sprocket..


Yes, you are the worst guy. ;D

quote:Originally posted by SuperKilli think if anyone wants a bunch of hillarious quotes, he should look under the archived threads in the bash pit\lounge that were made by M.
a little example of M's might;

-"NEVER. ARGHH UGH AHHHHHHHH BAHHhfsduifuasd89we789r23932892398. SPAMSPAM .
I will never fell in love with a men."

-"Wirte about.
The most spammer.
The best guy.
The coolest guy.
The best modder.
The best mapper.
The best avatar.
The best sig.
The worst guy.
The most retarded.
The most ghay.
The most annoying guy.
The most worst avatar.
The most worst sig.
The best thread.
The best post.
The worst thread.
The worst post."

-"Lol what the hell is koil talking about. He sure dances like the guy in his stupid avatar.
One more:
The most stupid, worse, (Please refrain from swearing)lish, homo, ass, pointless etc. avatar: koil
Take a look at that.

LOL hahaha that is so [:-censored]y."

-"Goodbye summer holyday.
HELL o SCHOOL. [:-weepn][:-weepn][:(][:(][:-weepn][:-weepn][:(!][:(!][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:-weepn][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(][:(]"

-"Woot i r back guys.

And i dind't choked eating a chiken."

and how can i forget, the thread that was in my opinion, one of the funniest i have ever read.
basiclly M has made an interface that pretty much covered almost half of the screen, and was made POORLY in PAINT. M was serious with his interface.

if anyone could bring up the famous interMface pic, or even the funny "knight abbage" (night cabbage) pic, i and probably the rest would be histericlly thankfull.
[edit]
haha i found the interface file! here are some of the images;

ammo.bmp
[IMAGE]

health.bmp
[IMAGE]

health bar
[IMAGE]

jet.bmp
[IMAGE] (rotfl)

jet bar
[IMAGE]


Do you need to be registered to use these badboys?

yes, hold on ill post interMface in a sec, let me upload it

edit: here we go, you need to be registered btw
http://m00.laughingllamas.com/fileupload/store/intermface.zip

Dammit. I guess I have a reason to register now.