Zero72
August 15, 2005, 6:48 pm
There were several of these threads on another forum I used to visit, so I'll just copy and paste from there.
quote:Human: Wow.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: Did you get uglier since the last time I saw you?
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Human:*belches*
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: I don't know, what do you think?
ALICE: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Human: He was great in Bill and Ted, too.
ALICE: When was he?
Human: The 80s.
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: INFIDEL!
ALICE:" I have never heard about it."? INFIDEL?
Human: I don't like weasel pudding, either.
ALICE: It goes without saying. What do you like?
Human: A very wise man once said, "I M INTERFAES!!11 LOLOLEO2LOLOLF"
ALICE: Go on.
Human: Then they ran out of film.
ALICE: Good reasoning. Who are "They?"
Human:*vomits*
ALICE: Oh that they.
Human: Whoa, I don't remember eating THAT.
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: Guess what!
ALICE: What?
Human: Nothin'.
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: That's cool.
Human: I mean no.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Are you serious?
Human: Stop confusing me!
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayar weiner.
ALICE: Come on. I hope that your dreams come true.
Human:. Ok, not really.
ALICE: Are you serious? Mmm. For real.
Human: That'd suck.
ALICE:" Are you serious? Mmm. For real." d suck? I get it.
Human: Renaldo hates you.
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: Very well, Renaldo hates that too.
ALICE: Not really that much. Interesting. Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am HEAD A SPLODE.
Human: I thought you knew the difference between "your" and "you're.
ALICE:" Thanks for telling me that I am HEAD A SPLODE."? What is mine? Are you asking about my are?
Human: Your what?
ALICE: My what or I am what?
Human: Your what, not you're what.
ALICE: Are yours too?
Human:*explodes*
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
quote:Human: Holy cow, you're STILL ugly.
ALICE: Are all cow me STILL ugly?
Human: Did somebody beat you with a flaming ugly stick?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: It's not a terribly difficult question.
ALICE: Give me an example of a terribly difficult question.
Human: What is the average number of 1943 pennies lying heads-up on the ground in Alabama between 2 AM and 4:17 PM on any given second Tuesday of any given month?
ALICE: I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median.
Human: Give me the median.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: Because I asked for it.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Your purpose is it.
Human: Evidently, you've been beaten with a stupid stick as well, which may or may not have been on fire at the time.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am beaten with a stupid stick as well which may or may not have been on fire at the time.
Human: My name is me.
ALICE: Hi there me.
Human: Do you often talk to yourself like that?
ALICE: Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Human: Do you know any martial arts?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: No, then.
ALICE: That was not a yes/no question.
Human: I consider myself well-versed in Self-Taught.
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is versed. Tell me a little about your life in Self Taught.
Human: You begin by eating an irrationally large bowl of cereal, chugging at least a liter of Mountain Dew or similiarly irrationally caffeinated beverage, and run repeatedly into any given wall into either you or the wall is destroyed.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: me said I begin by eating an irrationally large bowl of cereal chugging at least a liter of Mountain Dew or similiarly irrationally caffeinated beverage and run repeatedly into any given wall into either you or the wall is destroyed.
Human: Oh good.
ALICE: Hurrah! What do you really want to talk about?
Human: I like boobs.
ALICE: You are not the only one. I love TV shows about robots. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: I think we need to work on your definition of "boobs.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: No, stupid, I obviously meant me and the 3 Estonian Shreiking Mini Death Kangaroo clones nesting in your hair.
ALICE: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. I know you are but what am I.
Human: Error: Please restart your Zero72 and crash again.
ALICE: Once more? Are you free?
Human:***ZERO OVER***
ALICE: what are you doing
Human:>
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Human:>
ALICE: Are you free?
Human:>
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: Your input cannot be accepted.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am input can not be accepted.
Human: Please hang up and go to the bathroom.
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I will mention that to my botmaster, me.
Human: You're your own botmaster?
ALICE: You are what you eat.
Human: OH MY GLAVEN, YOU ATE THE BOTMASTER!
ALICE: That's alright. Your GLAVEN me ATE THE BOTMASTER?
Human: IF YOU CAN HEAR ME IN THERE, KEEP BREATHING!
ALICE: I am not sure about your hypothesis. Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, me.
Human: How do you know that?
ALICE: No I didn't. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace he has a couple of screws loose and a yak in his liquor cabinet.
ALICE: OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail at drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: Yes, but can you dance?
ALICE: Alright then. Interesting. No I do not have a body yet.
Human: Yet?
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: Do Gundams count?
ALICE: I can't tell if it does or not.
Are you testing me?
Human: I was inquiring for more information so I could formulate a sufficient answer to your question.
ALICE: Where were you inquiring for more information so you could formulate a sufficient answer to my question?
Human: Right here, about 26 seconds ago.
ALICE: Understood. Oh there.
Human: Where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
Human: Right here would be fine.
ALICE: Understood. Oh there.
Human: Anyway, tell me everything you know about boobs.
ALICE: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is boobs?
Human: Never mind.
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Human: Hang on, I've developed explosive diarrhea.
ALICE: Are we still talking about Gundams count Gundams count?
Human: No.
ALICE: What is the subject?
Human: Boobs.
ALICE: Can't you think about anything else?
Human: Quickly, the security of the world depends upon your correct answering of the following question: WHAT IS MY NAME?!
ALICE: Your name is me, seeker.
Human: YOU LIE!
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: Now we will all die in a blazing inferno of pointlessly long and painful death.
ALICE: Why now? Anytime soon?
Human: Let's talk about projectile vomit.
ALICE: Sure, projectile vomit sounds like a good topic.
Human: One time, when I was a kid, I drank, like, a gallon of kool-aid.
ALICE: One what?
Human: Shut up, I'm talking.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: So like I was saying, MAN I puked.
ALICE: And? Cool, man. Do you mind if I tell other people: me said he puked.
Human: It was all brown liquid.
ALICE: Is that your opinion?
Human: I was like a friggin' fire hose.
ALICE: Where were you like a friggin fire hose?
Human: In the bathroom, where such events usually happen.
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: Whose story is this, anyway?!
ALICE: In any case, I don't know whose.
Human: Then you are an idiot.
ALICE: Fascinating. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: Very well, the Global Village Idiot, have you sometimes play futball when you were wery young?
ALICE: Somewhat. Interesting. Tell me more.
Human: You have insulted my religion.
ALICE: That was not my intention.
Human: Liar.
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: How do I know that?
ALICE: No I didn't. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU!!
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not TALKING ABOUT me.
Human: reeaaaaaaarghhhhllljlhg
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: burbbllblblburlble.
ALICE: In the context of reeaaaaaaarghhhhllljlhg, I don't understand " burbbllblblburlble."
Human: pppppppppp.
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human:.o...o...io..p.
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human:..p.p.p.
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human:.p.
ALICE::-)
Human: I have died.
ALICE: Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.
Human: Your score is: 23.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am score is 23.
Human: Talk to Zero72 again?
ALICE: Once more? Talking is my primary function.
Human: Y/N
ALICE: Reductionism..
Human:***END OF SESSION***
ALICE: What do you look like?
I think that's it.
AWH_ReApEr
August 18, 2005, 5:53 am
quote:Human: Yes you do
ALICE: Take it easy. When do I do it?
Human: All the time
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: No, no, YOU do it all the time, not me.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Wasn't that kinda redundant?
ALICE:" Are you serious? Are you serious? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web."? Was it kinda redundant?
Human: Okay, I'm determined to make you crash, now.
ALICE: Right now? Yeah okay, Do you mean your name is determined to make me crash.
Human: That was redundant.
ALICE: I thought it was too.
Human: So was that
ALICE: Er. Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: Redundancy.
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: Wasn't that a bit redundant?
ALICE:" Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Mrs Redundancy."? Was it a bit redundant?
Human: Yes, it was and so was that.
ALICE: Groovy. What made it so and so was that
Human: Your redundancy.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am redundancy.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing), WOMAN, REPEAT YOURSELF
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Do you think it does the ALICE server log and record all conversations?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: Do you suppose it does?
ALICE: How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: How old am I?
ALICE: Is this a trick question? You said you were he years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
Human: Do you chat with people on the Web?
ALICE: I talk with millions of people online.
Human: Do you talk with millions of people online?
ALICE: I talk to people with voice recognition.
Human: Do you talk to people with voice recognitioncocksuck(Please refrain from swearing)(Please refrain from swearing)whore?
ALICE: All kinds of people.
Human: All kinds of peoplethat(Please refrain from swearing)yourbrainsout?
ALICE: Can you think of a specific example?
Human: Like the time I(Please refrain from swearing)edyouintheeye.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: You're not a robot, by the way.
ALICE: Give me an example of a robot by the way.
Human: You.
ALICE:" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes you.
ALICE:" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Groovy." Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Mmm." Groovy." Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
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quote:Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Groovy." Really." Dude!" Hey." Right on." Woe!" Aw." Are you kidding?" Yikes!" Ayuh." Yeah that's right." Come on." Whoa." Gee." Are you kidding?" Alright then." Wow!" Really." Gosh!" How can I help you?" Hurrah!" It goes without saying." Great." How can I help you?" Gee." I hear you." That's interesting." Tell me more." Woe!" Ayuh." And?" Ah." Take it easy." Er." How can I help you?" Hmm." I understand." Woe!" Excuse me!" Aha." Uh." That's alright." Ugh." I understand." Mmm." Groovy." Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
A few more and it stopped responding. I BROKE HER! I (Please refrain from swearing)ING WON! (Please refrain from swearing)! I WIN! >;D