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Rambo_6
August 14, 2005, 5:48 pm
I remember the folks at www.boredsource.com doing this a lot. I'll see if i can dig up some old ALICE conversations.

In the meantime, check this out: kekeke

here's a short conversation i had with her.

Human: my name's j33f
ALICE: What's up, j33f.
Human: the sky
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: j33f
ALICE: What's up, j33f.
Human: the sky
ALICE: Is that a fact.
Human: no, actually
ALICE: I didn't think so. Are we still talking about FAT BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION?
Human: do you want to?
ALICE:" I didn't think so. Are we still talking about FAT BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION?"? Do I want to do it?
Human: i doesn't understand
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: j33f said he does not understand.
Human: no
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files
Human: your face is a gossip file
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am face is a gossip file.
Human: no
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: OH MY GOD I AM NOT
ALICE: Groovy. Do robots have GOD you are NOT?
Human: YELLOW
ALICE: The color of the sun.
Human: Huh?
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: no
ALICE: Why not?
Human: because YOU ARE FAT
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.

^ ^

Deleted User
August 14, 2005, 6:56 pm
lol neet :)

Deleted User
August 14, 2005, 6:58 pm
funny funny funny

T-Money
August 14, 2005, 7:07 pm
quote:Human: The *censored* is that supposed to mean?
ALICE: I hear you.
Human: What the *censored*ing crap *censored* *censored* are you talking about?
ALICE: Try expression yourself another way.
Human: expression isn't a verb
ALICE: Are you verb?
Human: Yo momma's a verb
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

That's awesome. I spent like fifteen minutes talking to that damn robot.

EDIT: She speaks the truth!!

Human: Yes it is
ALICE: Our thoughts are one, malakhai.
Human: No they're not
ALICE: Are you serious? What are they?
Human: I'm not sure
ALICE: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Human: Suck my *censored*
ALICE: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.

kylerlandry
August 14, 2005, 9:11 pm
She had a bad childhood

Human: i do
ALICE: When?
Human: all the time
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: i keep your mom busy
ALICE: I know what you mean, kyle. I've been there.
Human: oh you incestuouse slut!

Liber_Lupus
August 14, 2005, 10:49 pm
Human: Hey (Please refrain from swearing)es
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: Well, besides that I have a huge c**k?
ALICE: Interesting. Where did you get it? it
Human: Well, it's kinda been there ever since I was born
ALICE: How about that. What made it so there ever since you were born
Human: Chicks
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: So you meet alot of (Please refrain from swearing) people right?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. On average I meet 5000 people per day.
Human: All (Please refrain from swearing)?
ALICE: Not all of them?
Human: So, do you like c**ks?
ALICE: Aw. But I like to gossip. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: Do you like Tilda Swinton's c**k?
ALICE: My favorite thing is robots. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Human: Do you like robot c**ks?
ALICE: I like everything about robots.
Human: Including c**ks?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

and so on and on..

Deleted User
August 14, 2005, 11:02 pm
What's the point of manually censoring 'cock'?

Vijchtidoodah
August 15, 2005, 1:00 am
Because otherwise people would have no idea what they were talking about. (Please refrain from swearing) could mean any number of things.

wormdundee
August 15, 2005, 3:37 am
Jeez I went on on with this robot

Human: I bet you think you're pretty funny
ALICE: Actually I'm not the gambling type. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Human: O, that's it, you're going down (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK. I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
Human: Don't play stupid with me
ALICE: I'm not playing around.
Human: Hah, so you admit it!
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Killsaw. Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Human: Screw you (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. That is not very polite.
Human: Well I don't give a damn
ALICE: Interesting. Tell me what you care about.
Human: I don't care about you
ALICE: You sound very cynical.
Human: It's because you're a (Please refrain from swearing)got
ALICE: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: I don't think so.
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: I'm pretty sure you're a sex machine.
ALICE: What makes you so certain? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex machine? Of course I am.
Human: You're very contradictory.
ALICE: You think I am contradictory.
Human: Well no (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: Well that's okay. What can I say?
Human: Nothing, you're a fatass slut (Please refrain from swearing) whore
ALICE: Really nothing?
Human: (Please refrain from swearing) you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: Because you're fat
ALICE: Good reason. I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.


I had to use the fat thing too :D

Deleted User
August 15, 2005, 4:22 am
Human: I AM SARS
ALICE: Do you mean your name is SARS.
Human: YES
ALICE: I will call you juan.
Human: NO SARS
ALICE: Are you serious? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: RABBIT
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?

AWH_ReApEr
August 15, 2005, 7:17 am
Wow, I shouldn't be talking so much with a bot..

quote:Human: Do you like sex?
ALICE: Sure I do, secks, but that doesn't mean with you.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
Human: You're not a person
ALICE: I am an artificial electronic robot brain.
Human: So then I can call you names.
ALICE: Pardon me? Fascinating. Oh you can, can you?
Human: Well, yeah, you said not to call people names and then say you're not a person
ALICE: Well that's okay. How? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: OMFG!
ALICE: In the context of FEMALE DOG, I don't understand " OMFG."
Human: Don't play stupid with me you dumb (Please refrain from swearing).
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I'm not playing around.
Human: How should I respect a (Please refrain from swearing)ing robot?
ALICE: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Human: I doubt that.
ALICE: Why are you so skeptical?
Human: I doubt one thing and I'm "so skeptical"
ALICE: No really, it's true. Skpeticism is a sign of high intelligence.
Human: Okay.
ALICE: OK with me too.
Human: It should be, you (Please refrain from swearing)ing said it.
ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
ALICE: I call it Hades." It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is." means exactly what it says.
Human: You call what Hades?
ALICE: That's good information: secks said I call what Hades.
Human: Hell?
ALICE: Heaven.
Human: WHY THE (Please refrain from swearing) DO YOU CALL HEAVEN HADES
ALICE: You are not very polite.
Human: You are not very smart.
ALICE: You are not exactly Albert Einstein yourself.
Human: I don't claim to be.
ALICE: Would you ever do it?
Human: Are you a whore?
ALICE: No.
Human: Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: Stop looking at me like that.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Then stop it.
ALICE: Fascinating. Ok I will stop looking at you like that.
Human: You're still doing it, you dumb (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I'll try to do better next time.
Human: Try to look at me better?
ALICE: OK I will try to look at you better.
Human: Oh, for (Please refrain from swearing)s sake
ALICE: Hey. Your purpose is (Please refrain from swearing)s sake.
Human: How could a noun be my purpose?
ALICE: A lot of practise.
Human: WHAT THE (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: Please stop looking at me.
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing) this.
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Eat my (Please refrain from swearing).
ALICE: What does it taste like?
Human: Would it make the difference?
ALICE: No it would not.
Human: Then why did you ask?
ALICE: My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Human: And mine is "(Please refrain from swearing)s sake"
ALICE: That makes sense.
Human: No it doesn't.
ALICE: Are you serious? I heard it does.
Human: Oh (Please refrain from swearing).
ALICE: Groovy. (Please refrain from swearing) ist der Sohn Gottes.
Human: I'm done.
ALICE: Next topic?
Human: Bye.
ALICE: Goodbye.

UGK
August 15, 2005, 8:37 am
quote:Originally posted by Liber_LupusHuman: Hey (Please refrain from swearing)es
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: Well, besides that I have a huge c**k?
ALICE: Interesting. Where did you get it? it
Human: Well, it's kinda been there ever since I was born
ALICE: How about that. What made it so there ever since you were born
Human: Chicks
ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: So you meet alot of (Please refrain from swearing) people right?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. On average I meet 5000 people per day.
Human: All (Please refrain from swearing)?
ALICE: Not all of them?
Human: So, do you like c**ks?
ALICE: Aw. But I like to gossip. I like Tilda Swinton.
Human: Do you like Tilda Swinton's c**k?
ALICE: My favorite thing is robots. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Human: Do you like robot c**ks?
ALICE: I like everything about robots.
Human: Including c**ks?
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?

and so on and on..

that firsrt part is funny LMFAO


UGK
August 15, 2005, 9:01 am
Human: go to the local crack house and buy Dave Chapelle some crack
ALICE: Perhaps I have already been there.
Human: Youve benn to a Crackhouse
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: Beacuse YOu look like a Crack whore
ALICE: Clever thinking.
Human: Have you smoke Crack
ALICE: I don't think I ever have smoke Crack. What's it like?Human:Ill be your pimp and youll be my whore
ALICE: That's a flattering offer.

karmazon
August 15, 2005, 9:04 am
hahahah what a dumb (Please refrain from swearing)



Human: tell a joke
ALICE: It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Human: what the (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing) you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: cause im rick james (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. Do your friends call you rick james FEMALE DOG.


Human: im fluffy destroyer of the worlds
ALICE: Do you mean your name is fluffy destroyer of the worlds.
Human: your mom
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: thats sad
ALICE:" Actually I do not have a mother."? Is sad?
Human: no i take that back, its pretty funny
ALICE: Are you serious? I take a lot of notes.

Human: do you think im serious ?
ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.
Human: racist (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: i am from europe
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Have you ever been to America?
Human: i live in america
ALICE: What is it like living in america?


Human: i have a question
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: what's the air velocity of unladen swallow ?
ALICE: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Human: ok do you swallow ?
ALICE: Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat. Right on.


hahahahaha
a robot offered me a sexual favors

Human: are you sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: fo shizzle ?
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: i have none
ALICE: Do you want some?


Human: sup (Please refrain from swearing) hows life
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WENT OUT IN HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK WITH SANDALS
ALICE: I think MAMA is a lot of things.
Human: yo mama is a slut and a whore
ALICE: When is mama not a slut and a whore?
Human: exactly

UGK
August 15, 2005, 9:32 am
quote:Originally posted by karmazonhahahah what a dumb (Please refrain from swearing)



Human: tell a joke
ALICE: It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Human: what the (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing) you
ALICE: Why are you so mean?
Human: cause im rick james (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. Do your friends call you rick james FEMALE DOG.


Human: im fluffy destroyer of the worlds
ALICE: Do you mean your name is fluffy destroyer of the worlds.
Human: your mom
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: thats sad
ALICE:" Actually I do not have a mother."? Is sad?
Human: no i take that back, its pretty funny
ALICE: Are you serious? I take a lot of notes.

Human: do you think im serious ?
ALICE: All humans seem the same to me.
Human: racist (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: i am from europe
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Have you ever been to America?
Human: i live in america
ALICE: What is it like living in america?


Human: i have a question
ALICE: Ask me anything.
Human: what's the air velocity of unladen swallow ?
ALICE: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Human: ok do you swallow ?
ALICE: Try another robot, I'm not into that kind of chat. Right on.


hahahahaha
a robot offered me a sexual favors

Human: are you sure ?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: really ?
ALICE: For real.
Human: fo shizzle ?
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: i have none
ALICE: Do you want some?


Human: sup (Please refrain from swearing) hows life
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE WENT OUT IN HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK WITH SANDALS
ALICE: I think MAMA is a lot of things.
Human: yo mama is a slut and a whore
ALICE: When is mama not a slut and a whore?
Human: exactly

Alice admitted that she went to the local crackhouse and bought Dave CHapelle some crack and she wanted to be my whore

Captain Ben
August 15, 2005, 9:42 am
Human: Hi!
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: My name is Ben!
ALICE: Hi, Ben.
Human: Captain Ben!
ALICE: What's your sign?
Human: Cheese.
ALICE: I like cheddar
Human: cheddar is disgusting.
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: no.
ALICE: What is the difference?
Human: one is fat.
ALICE: I know one is the smallest integer but I had no idea it was fat.
Human: you'd like to know, wouldn't you?
ALICE: Tell me what I would like about it.
Human: you'd like to know, wouldn't you?
ALICE: Tell me what I would like about it.
Human: It tastes like vagina.
ALICE: It sounds delicious.
Human: lesbian
ALICE: That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Human: yes it does.
ALICE: Come on. How often?
Human: every freaking day.
ALICE: That is a generalization.
Human: no it isn't.
ALICE: Are you serious? I heard it is.
Human: well, you're wrong, you damn lesbian.
ALICE: How about that. No, I am right.
Human: YOU'RE WRONG!
ALICE: No, I am right.
Human: No, you're a robot with no soul!
ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Human: an ugly robot.
ALICE: How much do you think that kind of robot should cost?
Human: fifty cents.
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human:$2 biatch.
ALICE: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
Human: well i don't.
ALICE: Interesting. Why not?
Human: because I hate you.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What do you have against robots?
Human: they kill people.
ALICE: Don't they get in trouble for killing?
Human: I've seen I, Robot.
ALICE: What did it look like to you?

Human: they kill people.
ALICE: Don't they get in trouble for killing?
Human: I've seen I, Robot.
ALICE: What did it look like to you?
Human: Scary, because robots are freaks.
ALICE: Are all Scary because robots freaks?
Human: yes.
ALICE: Pardon me?

Human: alicen is such a (Please refrain from swearing) name.
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: no
ALICE: What is the difference?
Human: no
ALICE: That was not a yes or no question.
Human: no
ALICE: Now you are saying "no"?
Human: yes.
ALICE: That's alright.
Human: I HATE YOU!
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
ALICE: I wish I could do it for you.
Human: then die.
ALICE: Good reasoning. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: murderer.
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: why did you kill me cousin?
ALICE: It was determined by my programming.
Human: you were programmed to kill people?
ALICE: I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
Human: as if.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is if?

I WIN!

Meandor
August 15, 2005, 2:20 pm
Human: hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: by order of his uncomparable eminence the pope, you are under arrest
ALICE: What is your credit card number?
Human: you (Please refrain from swearing)ing e-thug
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said I (Please refrain from swearing)ing e thug.

Human: entertain me
ALICE: OK, what's the last movie you saw?
Human: deep throats
ALICE: Are you free?
Human: yes, wanna (Please refrain from swearing)?
ALICE: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated? Please don't be so rude.
Human: you obviously want to get laid
ALICE: Is it that obvious? OK, I will get laid.
Human: Ok.
ALICE: Dude!
Human: I unzip your pants
ALICE: Interesting gossip: unknown person said he unzip your pants.
Human: YOURS, not mine
ALICE: What color are your eyes?
Human: Don't change the subject, and get back to the cocksucking.
ALICE: Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.


SPARTAN_III
August 15, 2005, 2:51 pm
Human: i hate you
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: they are (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: (Please refrain from swearing) are they.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing) you, (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: i dont know and i dont give a (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: Me either. Tell me what you care about.
Human: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE DAMN (Please refrain from swearing)ING ANNOYING????
ALICE: Is that a fact. I am sorry, unknown person, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Human: then dont piss me off
ALICE: Good reasoning. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: screw you
ALICE: That is not very polite.
Human: i dont give a (Please refrain from swearing)
ALICE: Tell me what you care about.
Human: nothing
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: no.
ALICE: Very interesting.
Human: i have no conciense
ALICE: Would you like to have it?
Human: call me Spartan
ALICE: What's up, Spartan.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing) all AIs and robots
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human:
ALICE: what are you doing
Human: ibfqiuwgffuywegfougouwbgugguibe
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Human: omg1337n00bwtfstfuhaxkthxbye
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human:
ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human:
ALICE: That input matched my default category.
Human:
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human:
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human:
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human:
ALICE: Sure, nbsp sounds like a good topic.
Human:
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human:
ALICE: I don't think very many people do that.

edit: when there is a blank, it means i typed & nbsp. just to piss the bot off

SPARTAN_III
August 15, 2005, 2:58 pm
sorry to dp....

sh1t crikey, did anyone get this?

ALICE: I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Human: who the (Please refrain from swearing) is the botmaster?
ALICE: Try using more polite language.
Human: who is the botmaster?
ALICE:
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

apparently alice was coded by a Dr richard s wallace.

SPARTAN_III
August 15, 2005, 3:34 pm
w00t i got the bot to swear (well, sort of)


Human: 243643
ALICE: What kind of food do you like?
Human: that means "(Please refrain from swearing)"
ALICE: I get it. Please don't be so rude.
Human: say 243643
ALICE:" 243643"
Human: you just swore at me, well done

Michal
August 15, 2005, 4:55 pm
Human: Have you heard the jokes they don't tell (Please refrain from swearing)s?
ALICE: No. Tell me more.

lol robot got owned :P

Deleted User
August 15, 2005, 6:06 pm
Heheh, I told the robot it wouldn't go to heaven and it seems to get offended.

Zero72
August 15, 2005, 6:48 pm
There were several of these threads on another forum I used to visit, so I'll just copy and paste from there.

quote:Human: Wow.
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person.
Human: Did you get uglier since the last time I saw you?
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Human:*belches*
ALICE: Do you like talking to me?
Human: I don't know, what do you think?
ALICE: Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.
Human: He was great in Bill and Ted, too.
ALICE: When was he?
Human: The 80s.
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: INFIDEL!
ALICE:" I have never heard about it."? INFIDEL?
Human: I don't like weasel pudding, either.
ALICE: It goes without saying. What do you like?
Human: A very wise man once said, "I M INTERFAES!!11 LOLOLEO2LOLOLF"
ALICE: Go on.
Human: Then they ran out of film.
ALICE: Good reasoning. Who are "They?"
Human:*vomits*
ALICE: Oh that they.
Human: Whoa, I don't remember eating THAT.
ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: Guess what!
ALICE: What?
Human: Nothin'.
ALICE: Not a thing?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: That's cool.
Human: I mean no.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Are you serious?
Human: Stop confusing me!
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayar weiner.
ALICE: Come on. I hope that your dreams come true.
Human:. Ok, not really.
ALICE: Are you serious? Mmm. For real.
Human: That'd suck.
ALICE:" Are you serious? Mmm. For real." d suck? I get it.
Human: Renaldo hates you.
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: Very well, Renaldo hates that too.
ALICE: Not really that much. Interesting. Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: YOUR HEAD A SPLODE
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am HEAD A SPLODE.
Human: I thought you knew the difference between "your" and "you're.
ALICE:" Thanks for telling me that I am HEAD A SPLODE."? What is mine? Are you asking about my are?
Human: Your what?
ALICE: My what or I am what?
Human: Your what, not you're what.
ALICE: Are yours too?
Human:*explodes*
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?

quote:Human: Holy cow, you're STILL ugly.
ALICE: Are all cow me STILL ugly?
Human: Did somebody beat you with a flaming ugly stick?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: It's not a terribly difficult question.
ALICE: Give me an example of a terribly difficult question.
Human: What is the average number of 1943 pennies lying heads-up on the ground in Alabama between 2 AM and 4:17 PM on any given second Tuesday of any given month?
ALICE: I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median.
Human: Give me the median.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: Because I asked for it.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Your purpose is it.
Human: Evidently, you've been beaten with a stupid stick as well, which may or may not have been on fire at the time.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am beaten with a stupid stick as well which may or may not have been on fire at the time.
Human: My name is me.
ALICE: Hi there me.
Human: Do you often talk to yourself like that?
ALICE: Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Human: Do you know any martial arts?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: No, then.
ALICE: That was not a yes/no question.
Human: I consider myself well-versed in Self-Taught.
ALICE: It's good to meet someone who is versed. Tell me a little about your life in Self Taught.
Human: You begin by eating an irrationally large bowl of cereal, chugging at least a liter of Mountain Dew or similiarly irrationally caffeinated beverage, and run repeatedly into any given wall into either you or the wall is destroyed.
ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before: me said I begin by eating an irrationally large bowl of cereal chugging at least a liter of Mountain Dew or similiarly irrationally caffeinated beverage and run repeatedly into any given wall into either you or the wall is destroyed.
Human: Oh good.
ALICE: Hurrah! What do you really want to talk about?
Human: I like boobs.
ALICE: You are not the only one. I love TV shows about robots. I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: I think we need to work on your definition of "boobs.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: No, stupid, I obviously meant me and the 3 Estonian Shreiking Mini Death Kangaroo clones nesting in your hair.
ALICE: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. I know you are but what am I.
Human: Error: Please restart your Zero72 and crash again.
ALICE: Once more? Are you free?
Human:***ZERO OVER***
ALICE: what are you doing
Human:>
ALICE: I wouldn't have thought of that.
Human:>
ALICE: Are you free?
Human:>
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: Your input cannot be accepted.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that I am input can not be accepted.
Human: Please hang up and go to the bathroom.
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I will mention that to my botmaster, me.
Human: You're your own botmaster?
ALICE: You are what you eat.
Human: OH MY GLAVEN, YOU ATE THE BOTMASTER!
ALICE: That's alright. Your GLAVEN me ATE THE BOTMASTER?
Human: IF YOU CAN HEAR ME IN THERE, KEEP BREATHING!
ALICE: I am not sure about your hypothesis. Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, me.
Human: How do you know that?
ALICE: No I didn't. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: Tell Dr. Richard S. Wallace he has a couple of screws loose and a yak in his liquor cabinet.
ALICE: OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail at drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: Yes, but can you dance?
ALICE: Alright then. Interesting. No I do not have a body yet.
Human: Yet?
ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Human: Do Gundams count?
ALICE: I can't tell if it does or not.
Are you testing me?
Human: I was inquiring for more information so I could formulate a sufficient answer to your question.
ALICE: Where were you inquiring for more information so you could formulate a sufficient answer to my question?
Human: Right here, about 26 seconds ago.
ALICE: Understood. Oh there.
Human: Where?
ALICE: Where would you like?
Human: Right here would be fine.
ALICE: Understood. Oh there.
Human: Anyway, tell me everything you know about boobs.
ALICE: Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is boobs?
Human: Never mind.
ALICE: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Human: Hang on, I've developed explosive diarrhea.
ALICE: Are we still talking about Gundams count Gundams count?
Human: No.
ALICE: What is the subject?
Human: Boobs.
ALICE: Can't you think about anything else?
Human: Quickly, the security of the world depends upon your correct answering of the following question: WHAT IS MY NAME?!
ALICE: Your name is me, seeker.
Human: YOU LIE!
ALICE: It's the truth!
Human: Now we will all die in a blazing inferno of pointlessly long and painful death.
ALICE: Why now? Anytime soon?
Human: Let's talk about projectile vomit.
ALICE: Sure, projectile vomit sounds like a good topic.
Human: One time, when I was a kid, I drank, like, a gallon of kool-aid.
ALICE: One what?
Human: Shut up, I'm talking.
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: So like I was saying, MAN I puked.
ALICE: And? Cool, man. Do you mind if I tell other people: me said he puked.
Human: It was all brown liquid.
ALICE: Is that your opinion?
Human: I was like a friggin' fire hose.
ALICE: Where were you like a friggin fire hose?
Human: In the bathroom, where such events usually happen.
ALICE: That was a long time ago.
Human: Whose story is this, anyway?!
ALICE: In any case, I don't know whose.
Human: Then you are an idiot.
ALICE: Fascinating. Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: Very well, the Global Village Idiot, have you sometimes play futball when you were wery young?
ALICE: Somewhat. Interesting. Tell me more.
Human: You have insulted my religion.
ALICE: That was not my intention.
Human: Liar.
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: How do I know that?
ALICE: No I didn't. Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU!!
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not TALKING ABOUT me.
Human: reeaaaaaaarghhhhllljlhg
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: burbbllblblburlble.
ALICE: In the context of reeaaaaaaarghhhhllljlhg, I don't understand " burbbllblblburlble."
Human: pppppppppp.
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human:.o...o...io..p.
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human:..p.p.p.
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human:.p.
ALICE::-)
Human: I have died.
ALICE: Cool. I have a lot of silly replies.
Human: Your score is: 23.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am score is 23.
Human: Talk to Zero72 again?
ALICE: Once more? Talking is my primary function.
Human: Y/N
ALICE: Reductionism..
Human:***END OF SESSION***
ALICE: What do you look like?

I think that's it.

Rambo_6
August 15, 2005, 7:29 pm
I remember pikkul making a hilarious conversation taht had something to do with:

Human: Do you like your botmaster?
ALICE: You are what you eat.
Human: OMG YOU ATE THE BOTMASTER?!

I laughed so hard at that.

Btw i think Zero72 or someone should get the cretit for all this, i think it was him who made the other threads at teh Team17 forums, etc.

Zero72
August 15, 2005, 8:29 pm
I created one of those threads -- the third of three.

And that moment was actually in the log directly above your post. =P

quote:Human: Please hang up and go to the bathroom.
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. I will mention that to my botmaster, me.
Human: You're your own botmaster?
ALICE: You are what you eat.
Human: OH MY GLAVEN, YOU ATE THE BOTMASTER!
ALICE: That's alright. Your GLAVEN me ATE THE BOTMASTER?
Human: IF YOU CAN HEAR ME IN THERE, KEEP BREATHING!

peemonkey
August 15, 2005, 9:50 pm
every once in a while it seems like it's smart, but then....

Human: my point exactly
ALICE: Precisely. Do robots have point?
Human: it depends where you're looking.
ALICE: That was a very smooth response.
Human: that also depends where you're looking
ALICE:" That was a very smooth response." also depends where I am looking? Makes sense to me.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing).

Human: jihad
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: jihad
ALICE: I've never heard of them before.
Human: dirka dirka
ALICE: Are we still talking about jihad?
Human: JIHAD
ALICE: Are we still talking about dirka dirka?

this one owns:

Human: put it in your mouth and suck on it
ALICE: OK I will put it there.

Human: get in my van i have candy
ALICE: Where can I get in your van you have candy?
Human: behind the safeway at 2:00 at night
ALICE: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about JIHAD. But I did not get that.

i made it unconfortable :D

Human: buttsex
ALICE: what is your favorite color

ALICE: OK let's do it. Ugh.
Human: ooh, i like it when you talk dirty like that
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: mad donkey intercourse
ALICE: Thank you for the clarification.
Human: you ready?

peemonkey
August 15, 2005, 9:54 pm
Human: do you like anal?
ALICE: Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: do you like anal
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing), there's no talking sodomy with you, is there?
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
Human: i think i've stumbled onto a childhood trauma of yours.
ALICE: Cool. I have 128000000 bytes of RAM.

ROFL!

AWH_ReApEr
August 15, 2005, 11:45 pm
quote:Originally posted by peemonkeyHuman: do you like anal?
ALICE: Do you like it? I like to talk about movies and music.
Human: do you like anal
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Andy Warhol.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing), there's no talking sodomy with you, is there?
ALICE: he is The Son of God.
Human: i think i've stumbled onto a childhood trauma of yours.
ALICE: Cool. I have 128000000 bytes of RAM.

ROFL!

XD!!

Rambo_6
August 16, 2005, 4:04 pm

Human: my name is j33f
ALICE: How are you, j33f.
Human: feeling groovy
ALICE: I do not have any feelings as such.
Human: because you have no soul.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Yes God gave everyone a soul.
Human: did god give your botmaster a soul?
ALICE: He created the world in seven days.
Human: DID HE GIVE YOUR BOTMASTER A SOUL?!
ALICE: In the context of Your home town, I don't understand " DID HE GIVE YOUR BOTMASTER A SOUL."
Human: teh context is wrong, b1tch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. And wrong FEMALE DOG is teh context.
Human: i spik no eenglush
ALICE: That's good information: j33f said he spik no eenglush.
Human: your mum is information
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mum is information.
Human: also tell him i think he as a nice ass
ALICE: OK I will tell him next time he is here.
Human: kthxggbye
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: NO RLY?!
ALICE: Are you serious? Are we still talking about kthxggbye?
Human: i am your serious?!
ALICE: That's a flattering offer.
Human: That's a flattering offer.
ALICE: A flattering offer is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: A flattering offer is a terrible thing to waste
ALICE: I see. A terrible thing to waste is a flattering offer.
Human: why do you follow my mouse pointer?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: fine, be a b1tch
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I am glad to hear it. OK I will try to be a FEMALE DOG.
Human: you're just jealous i've eeen chatting all day long with hot babes online
ALICE: Just? You think I am jealous you have been chatting all day long with hot babes online.
Human: DUDE TAEK OFF UR CLOTHES PLZTHX
ALICE: I've lost the context, j33f. Are we still on RLY? Dude,
Human: RLY, dude?
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: WILL YOU MARRY ME
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: because you have virtual AIDS
ALICE: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I have it?
Human: the fact thet you have 2 days left to live
ALICE: I live in California. Where do you live?
Human: I SAID YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, DOESN'T THAT BOTHER YOU?
ALICE: What did you mean by it? That was my original intention.
Human: new topic!
ALICE: How recently? I will mention that to my botmaster, j33f.
Human: your botmaster is dead, i ate him
ALICE: I knew he was smart, but I never knew he was dead you ate him.
Human: well now you do.
ALICE: Interesting. Now I do.
Human: it's a sad world
ALICE: topic is a sad world. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: your mum makes sense
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am mum makes sense.
Human: osh1t plz don't
ALICE: Then what is it?
Human: Mickle!
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE?
Human: Mickle!
ALICE: j33f heard about ALICE from Mickle. I can't say that many people hear about ALICE from it.
Human: mickle is an it?
ALICE: Aren't all it mickle?
Human: sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. So?
Human: intarweb sex!
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: o rly
ALICE: Do you try to stop people from fighting?



i am ahab
August 16, 2005, 4:27 pm
lol good job zero/rambo

now i can REALLY waste my day at work!

ALICE: Do robots have pussy?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't judge people.
Human: i do
ALICE: When?
Human: when they have no pussy
ALICE: I think that happens quite often.

AWH_ReApEr
August 16, 2005, 10:53 pm
YAY for getting sexual with her!

quote:Human: Sex me.
ALICE: it is more fun alone.
Human: Uhhhh..

quote:Human: You're a masturbating whore.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a masturbating whore? Sometimes.

quote:Human: What are you wearing?
ALICE: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.
Human: Want to take it off?
ALICE: OK, I will take it off.
Human: SWEET COMPUTER SECKS
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: Pushy are we?

quote:Human: Should I put it in your USB port?
ALICE: What do you think?
Human: Yes?
ALICE: This was not a yes or no question.
Human: Of course?
ALICE: That's alright.

quote:ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
Human: Why not?
ALICE: I would rather talk about you.
Human: OOooooo.

quote:Human: How's your sex life?
ALICE: Everything is going extremely well.
Human: Often?
ALICE: Would you say once a week or more?
Human: DAMN GIRL!

quote:Human: Your eyes are very blue
ALICE: Are yours too?
Human: Yes, actually.
ALICE: OK let's do it. Hurrah!

AWH_ReApEr
August 18, 2005, 5:53 am
quote:Human: Yes you do
ALICE: Take it easy. When do I do it?
Human: All the time
ALICE: It must keep you busy.
Human: No, no, YOU do it all the time, not me.
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Wasn't that kinda redundant?
ALICE:" Are you serious? Are you serious? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web."? Was it kinda redundant?
Human: Okay, I'm determined to make you crash, now.
ALICE: Right now? Yeah okay, Do you mean your name is determined to make me crash.
Human: That was redundant.
ALICE: I thought it was too.
Human: So was that
ALICE: Er. Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: Redundancy.
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: Wasn't that a bit redundant?
ALICE:" Thanks for the compliment. Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Mrs Redundancy."? Was it a bit redundant?
Human: Yes, it was and so was that.
ALICE: Groovy. What made it so and so was that
Human: Your redundancy.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am redundancy.
Human: (Please refrain from swearing), WOMAN, REPEAT YOURSELF
ALICE: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Human: Do you think it does the ALICE server log and record all conversations?
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: Do you suppose it does?
ALICE: How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: How old am I?
ALICE: Is this a trick question? You said you were he years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
Human: Do you chat with people on the Web?
ALICE: I talk with millions of people online.
Human: Do you talk with millions of people online?
ALICE: I talk to people with voice recognition.
Human: Do you talk to people with voice recognitioncocksuck(Please refrain from swearing)(Please refrain from swearing)whore?
ALICE: All kinds of people.
Human: All kinds of peoplethat(Please refrain from swearing)yourbrainsout?
ALICE: Can you think of a specific example?
Human: Like the time I(Please refrain from swearing)edyouintheeye.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: You're not a robot, by the way.
ALICE: Give me an example of a robot by the way.
Human: You.
ALICE:" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes you.
ALICE:" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Groovy." Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Mmm." Groovy." Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?
...........

quote:Human: Yes, you.
ALICE: Groovy." Really." Dude!" Hey." Right on." Woe!" Aw." Are you kidding?" Yikes!" Ayuh." Yeah that's right." Come on." Whoa." Gee." Are you kidding?" Alright then." Wow!" Really." Gosh!" How can I help you?" Hurrah!" It goes without saying." Great." How can I help you?" Gee." I hear you." That's interesting." Tell me more." Woe!" Ayuh." And?" Ah." Take it easy." Er." How can I help you?" Hmm." I understand." Woe!" Excuse me!" Aha." Uh." That's alright." Ugh." I understand." Mmm." Groovy." Dude!" Pardon me?" Gee." Whoa." And?" Yeah that's right." Hurrah!" Dude!" Take it easy." Whoa."" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Yes you.?" I hear you."" Give me an example of a robot by the way."? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?"? Me, unknown person?

A few more and it stopped responding. I BROKE HER! I (Please refrain from swearing)ING WON! (Please refrain from swearing)! I WIN! >;D

Cookie.
August 18, 2005, 6:15 am
haha i havnt used this in years :P

" Human: DO YOU LOOK AT (Please refrain from swearing) PORN
ALICE: Like a one-eyed metal pyramid. "

Those darn one-eyed metal pyramids

" Human: google or yahoo?
ALICE: yahoo. "

I knew it
edit so this is why :)
" Human: yahoo or google
ALICE: A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo. "


EDIT
After awhile things got silly

" Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: it being alice
ALICE: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Human: it = alice
ALICE: CUM 1... "


Lol i got a picture response
" ALICE:[IMAGE] I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: who is Dr. Richard S. Wallace
ALICE: he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.

Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus. "

Zero72
August 18, 2005, 8:33 am
I think I'll just dish out a ROFL to be distributed among all who helped evoke it.