Well i certainly have..

3 times

2 for weed
and then the last time was when i was in Canada, got arrested for drinking in a park and having a BB gun on me..

had to go to court for like 4 months..
I was only traveling at the time and had to find a place to live and everything

Good times..

Just wanted to hear some other peoples zany stories of brushes with the law..

I've been arrested, but not by cardiac or the police...

i was never locked up or something, but i was busted a few times.

like when i was about 13 or so, i was creating a huge havoc with firecrackers (BIG ones), while firecrackers being illegal in my city. so the neighboors called the police and they busted me, and wanted to open up a criminal file. they didnt do that tho since i was young and had a clean record.

and last year i drove a friend home on my motorcycle, while i dont have the sufficiant age to do that. so i got busted and had to go to court a few weeks later.

you and your exploding coke cans eh?

I have a record in canada now..

Weapons Dangerous...

I can apply for a pardon..

but yeah im banned from Canada and the Usa now..

ohwell

I've been handcuffed to a bed before.


Does that count?

Kinky.

I once was very close to an arrest and a possible 7 years. Me, a friend and this girl we just met were outside Waterloo station (on the way back to school) having a spliff. After about 2 min two policemen came around the corner and headed in our direction. I immediately dropped the spliff and put my foot over it (I dunno if they saw it or not). They came over and said some members of the public were complaining about certain inviduals smoking Marijuana and then he goes on to say "We would normally search you but we're going to let you off this time as we have something else to attend to" (Something along those lines). I had 4 pill in my pocket and if they had searched me I would have been f**ked. I was thinking about making a run for it, but I had all my bags there with things that could lead to who I am.

I shat myself throughout the whole ordeal.

I've been arrested once for something related to arson, but I don't feel the need to go into detail unless anyone cares.

Mancer, I care about it more than I care about another of Hitmans tiresome drugs-related stories.

lul.

Well anyway I kinda shun myself for this story since it was rather stupid.

So me and my friend Tim are hanging out one day at his house, drinking a little bit and playing the drums, when I suddenly remembered that I had a lighter in my pocket.

So I said, "Hey tim, its really boring here, so lets go light some sh-t on fire"

So he agrees and we go to his garage and take out some scotch spray, some other random liquids and got a bottle and filled it up half way with some Leaf Blower Gasoline.

Now this is where the stupidity comes in. "So where do we go to do this at" he asked, so I said "Well lets go to the middle school, its only 2 blocks away"

Keyword: SCHOOL

So we ride our bikes down to the side of the school.. its about 7 o clock with sunlight still out, and there are PEOPLE on the field right next to us (50 yards away) playing soccer or something. a small crowd.

Well on the side of this school theres a cage with tons of boxes, paper, bottles and recylcables in it.

So we hop it, grab a few boxes, some paper and bottles, and set it up to have ourselves a bonfire.

Well since we were both slightly under the influence at the time, we thought we were perfectly covered by a little indent on the school.. ( But what about the other side, durdurr )

Well so we hosed the thing down in the scotch, gasoline and other flammable liquids, and started up a bonfire. We even wrote our names in scotch spray, set it on fire so when you look at the ground it would burn our names (Joe, Tim)

After that we said "Well were both going to hell for this. Hahah."

Little did we know, someone was in their car watching us this entire time. So they got on their cell phone, called the cops, and within 2 minutes about 6 cop cars, and 1 of those mini fire trucks rolls in on through the small street. They thought we were terrorists or something trying to burn down the school. Tim and I see them and I just say "well f-ck, were screwed."

I knew we were screwed, so I just sat down on the curb waiting, while tim went on his bike and dashed. Only to be caught by a cop waiting down on the other end of the street.

The fire was almost burned out by this point, but the mini fire truck put it out anyway with a fire extinguisher.

Amazingly, I didn't get sent to a jail or a prison for a day, all they did was call my dad to come pick me up, and same for my friend Tim.

I still knew I wasnt going to get off the hook easy. Tim and I had 4 months of Community Service, a 200$ fine, we had to write a report about fire saftey, AND a poster, we also had to read a book about fire saftey.

And if that wasnt bad enough, we were also both included in the police section of the newspaper the following day after the incident, for all the lovley parents of the neighborhood to see.

So yeah, lets just say I'm not allowed to light the candles on my birthday cake anymore.

Wow. You must be proud.

Clean record over in Zeorville. Not even a parking ticket.

If I ever get arrested or fined or whatever, it'll likely be for downloading copyrighted music. Although it is at least to a personal computer, not at work or anything.

Fortunately I don't think the RIAA focuses on Canada much.

waitwait.. u can get arrested for dl music? eep.
all I did was blow up my school mailbox with a crapload of biiig firecrackrs... letters eeverywhrer. got away with it tho. :P

I've never been arrested, but my dad has craploads of cool stories about being arrested :p

*waves (Please refrain from swearing) in the air*

No, but my friend has for arson.
Gonna have to ask her how.

In my old town, it's illegal to skateboard on sidewalks(You get a fine). Only in alleyways and the like.

So, in 7th grade, my friend says "Hey Josh, try skateboarding". I look around, and say "Nobody's here so, what the hell, I'll try it"

As I go on the sidewalk and wobble around, a cop walks around the corner. I see him by the corner of my eye, and whisper to him "Sh!t."

I tell him I didn't know, and he just lets me off with a warning, and a call to my dad.

No, I'm asian, so the police never suspect me. They just take a look and go like "He's not committing any crimes, he'll just go home and study math for 5 hours, then practice his violin, and end the day by fapping to some hentai." I mean, it's incredibly racist, but it has certainly gotten me out of some very difficult situations where, if I had been black or even white, I probabaly would have gotten arrested.

I've come close to being arrested a few times, but never anything serious.

The first time was after a little kegger that me, my brother, my brother's girlfriend (and close friend of mine), and another friend went to. Neither I nor my brother (who was driving) had been drinking, but the other two had.

So we were driving home on the freeway at 2 or 3 in the morning when my brother decides to floor it. His justification was that there was nobody on the road to hit and the cops OBVIOUSLY weren't around that early. Keep in mind that we're also in a new BMW, so "flooring it" really means pushing past 170 miles per hour...and this isn't the nice, straight autobahn; it's windy, narrow San Diego streets.

So there we are, careening around corners when I get seriously freaked out. I can't stand reckless driving unless I'm the one driving. So I yell "look out, I just saw a cop" even though I never did, I just wanted to get my brother to slow down. He does, and then gets pissed at me for doing that and begins to accelerate. Just then, we see flashing lights behind us.

We got pulled over and the cop comes around to the passenger side window. He asks for license and registration and while my brother is fumbling around looking for it, he takes a long sniff inside the car. It's then that I realize that the entire car smells like beer (thanks to our two friends in the back). Luckily, he only caught us going 75 and decided to let us go and forget about the odd smell.

ive been involved in alot of (Please refrain from swearing), most just being in the wrong group though, but always memorable and fun..

There was one other time that freaked me out much more, but I was really in a lot less danger of being arrested.

I was driving my friend home from school like I did every day. We're going slow down a residential street when I notice that a cop is tailing us. Not thinking much of it, I just kept going down to a stop sign that led out to a major road. However, instead of waiting behind us, the cop pulls up next to us and gets out. I was looking right at him while my friend was so freaked that he was just staring straight ahead as the cop walked right up to our window, leaned on the car, and poked his head in.

There's a little bit more that I haven't told you yet: my friend is a drug dealer. He had quite a bit of cocaine on him that he was transporting and some stolen goods in a bag in front of him. Basically, if he had searched us, we would have been in deep (Please refrain from swearing) (naturally, I wasn't thinking about how illegal a search like that would be...I was scared (Please refrain from swearing)less).

So there I am staring at the cop while my friend is staring straight ahead, clutching the bag in his lap, with his eyes wide open, and the cop is staring my friend down only inches from his face. He knew something was up. He looked at my friend, looked at the bag (as my friend drew it closer than I even thought possible), took a few seconds, then just walked away.

I was so scared that I didn't leave that stop sign for a looong time.

Alright, I'll tell you all this.

I was with my best friend blowing stuff with fireworks, in my country every December everyone blows fireworks all the day long. So, we saw a family coming out of their houses, maybe they went shopping, and in that moment I noticed that the man didn't lock his house. Now the fun stuff begins >:D

We waited until they were far away in their car, so we went into the house and we locked it. we started blowing everything with powerful fireworks called Rayadores or Tumba Ranchos or Fosforitos (they have 3 names) we stood there blowing for a pretty long time blowing glasses, plates, we put the fireworks inside cabinets but they suffered a little bit of damage, we blowed toys, wall paintings, toiletters, EVERYTHING, these fireworks are really powerful, I've heard many cases where boys have lost their finger and hands with those fireworks, so they made a hard noise. I told my friend "let's leave, we had enough fun". When we got out of the house, there were three men aiming at us with rifles. They went into the house with us and saw EVERYTHING. I didn't went to jail or even got a ticket... THEY LET US GO WITHOUT ANY CHARGES because they were not cops, they were just people that vigilate the area (Where I live it's a small place with many houses sorrounded by a wall with sharp barbwire, there are like 200 houses so it's a big place) They let us go because it was December 31 and they said that they were going to let that go just because it was New Year!

I got to my house with ALL my relatives celebrating the New Year drinking beer and listening to loud music while everyone in the streets blowed their fireworks. I never told that to anybody xD

Worst thing I've ever done -

My friends and I were skating behind some Publix on those truck loading things. We had this really nice handrail that was nice and slick. So, my best friend John tried this rediculous trick, and fell, making a huge ass hole in his pants that was nice and bloody. Well, this chinese/whatever guy that worked there saw us skating, and started yelling at us to leave. We said f*ck off or something, and he said he'd call the cops. Noone came for a while so we thought he was bluffing or something... we were partially wrong. Soon enough he came back out with a meat cleaver and started screaming to leave swinging it, and John was still on the ground picking his wound. So we took off as fast as we could, but John couldn't keep up as much. That chinese guy got really close to him, and he started screaming like a girl. At that point I almost pee'd myself in laughter, and a cop showed up not too long after. So we ran and got away. After that we kept making fun of him, was a great day.

Raptor, not that I had a great perception of you in the first place, but your post just totally lowered your standings on my list. I can't believe you actually went into somebody's house and blew up their possessions...

As for people blowing off fingers, that actually happened to my father. He was playing with firecrackers in the canyon behind his home when he was my age and the thing went off prematurely and blew off a few fingers. He was rushed to the ER unconcious and the doctors and his mother decided -- without his permission and to his later regret -- to cut off his entire hand at the wrist so that he could more easily fit a prosthesis on; a prosthesis that he never wore.

That rifle part also reminded me of the time I was mistaken for a terrorist. Me and a friend were counselors at a Jewish camp up near LA. There are 3000 empty acres that are owned out there and we wanted to check it out. So instead of going to services on the weekend, me and my friend ditched them (and our kids) and went hiking up into the mountains. We went around the outside of it and decided to come back in a secluded road. Unfortunately for us, we were met on that road by many men with guns.

It turns out that (unknown to most people in the camp) because it's a prominent Jewish camp and a huge target for terrorists, there are people hired to watch for people trying to sneak in. Usually, those people are met with immediate instructions to leave and, if they don't, they are fired at (and this happens every once in a while and is kept a HUGE secret from the campers or their parents). Luckily for us, they saw who we were and put away the guns (they tried to hide them from us but weren't quite quick enough) and told us to hike back into camp...but not before they sent more people out to verify that we were who we said we were.

THere are some good stories there guys...wow.. were all dirty criminals,
vichidooda,
man summercamps have so many secrets in them... One of the reasons that i was arrested in Canda was from being at a summercamp in the Usa..

Ok so I go to this summercamp in pensylvania, in the "pocono hills" if any of you yankies know of the place,

so im meant to be a "specialist" councellor, where i only have to do one thing all day and not look after the kiddies, I was meant to be a sailing instructor, so i get to the camp early and do the lifesaving course.
There is this hard drillsargent type of guy there who is the "best lifesaver in the world"
he and his team apparently win all the competitions.
So i do this hardcore lifeguard course and im thinking , ok cool this sounds like fun.

Now we all know that summercamps are a scam! They get international people to work there for next to nothing because its a "great experience" HAH!

So at the end of the lifeguard course we all go drinking at some random spot, and me and some other dudes leave early.
The next day we find out that the instructor crashed his car with 3 other councellors in it.
And gets FIRED from the camp! He has been there like 6 years and is the hero of the camp..
Well sux to be him.

So the camp starts and guess what?
They hardly ever get the kids to go sailing, so i get to be a regular councellor.
This dousnt seem to bad at the time , exept im stuck with the YOUNGEST age group.
These kids are all maniacs, I have to shower 12 naked kids at one time.
They all line up infront of the showers naked and wait for there turn and i have to stand in there and supervise.
So theres 3 showers in our bathroom thingo.
And one of them dousnt work, and the stupid kids think that if you piss in the 1st shower it runs down and goes into the 2nd shower.
So theres 13 kids all lining up for one shower, and when they finish they relish in the activity of running around the cabin naked and screaming.
Man the best time of my life!
And because there stupid and young we have to go to bed at like 9 at night,
and also because there STUPID and young we dont get to go on any feild trips and just do boring kids activitys or dummed down versions of whatever sport we happen to be playing that day.

AND the camp is Jewish, wich nobody told me about so every friday night we have bread and honey and some veggies to dip into some random yoghurty thingo...Wow great!

So i thinks to my self, well this sux major ballsack.
So i say to the camp head honcho guy, "this sux and sucks ballsack i want out"

He says that the only job i can have now is that councellor job or i will have to leave the camp.

So i give it another try for 2 more weeks.

In these 2 weeks im fighting with the other councellors in my group who do no work at all and just slack off because they have been at the camp for a couple of years.
Wich is another scam in camps, theres this whole power rank system (Please refrain from swearing) wich sux balls.

So yeah Im arguing with the other people when the head honcho guy comes in and is like "this is your last warning or your fired"

Later that day my freind is going out on a feild trip to some kickass theme park or something.
So i ask to borrow his ipod for the day and he is like sure thing just go into my cabin and get it

BIG mistake, as im in there the big head honcho dude walks into the cabin and checks on things,
What i didnt know at the time was that apparently there had been heaps of stuff stolen from all the cabins by someone.
So he asks me what im doing and i tell him that its my freinds and he says "ok i just want to check the serial number on that"
so i give it to him and think everything is fine.
The next day we are going to an activity when i get called back to the cabin after all the kids have left.
The big looser honcho guy is in there and he asks me where i got it and i said its my freinds
and he says
"no it isnt! you went into that cabin and took it didnt you?"
I say no.... he says
"WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO! maby you stole one for a freind?"
he then pushes me up against a wall and says
"I have never hit a councellor before but thats not going to stop me now WHERE ARE THE OTHER IPODS

well somehow i got out of getting beat up.
SO the camp dudes search through ALL of my stuff, and search around my bed and under the matress and stuff, even UNDER the cabin!

So I get fired from the camp for being a dirty theif.

My visa for america expires and i have 7 days to leave the country

I go into newyork and stay with a freind of the family, who i didnt realise was (Please refrain from swearing).
SO im staying with his boyfreind for a couple of days.
Wich wasnt that bad really...just shocked me at the time. It did explain alot about this family freind though.
So me and this homo guy come up with a plan.
I catch a train into CANADA! Brilliant!
So i stow away on this train and when we get to the canadian border they dont even ask me anything,
but this hairy looking terrorist type of guy is getting the 3rd degree and having his bag searched and everything.

So i get into canada, Niagara falls.

well niagara falls is abit of a crummy town. Up the top near the falls its all casinos,
and down the bottom its just a bum crummy town..Really run down and depressing.

I stay in this hostel with weed ensignia everywhere, and im thinking.. yeah canada! weed ! awesome

I meet this canadian girl that is living in Niagara falls, and after a few weeks i end up moving in with her..

So one day she decides to go get some photo id from another town.
So my Aussy freind that i met in the hostel gives me his BB gun "just to be safe"

So we hitchhike to the other town and we dont get the ID, so we decide to get drunk in a park.

So were getting pretty wasted, and shooting the bottles with the bbgun..

A cop car rolls around the road and i put it away and we try not to act suspicious,
The car goes around the corner and straight away my girlfreind is shooting it.

Well the cop came around the block and pulled up onto the grass.
I put the gun into my bag and as the cop comes up he says
"put the bag on the hood of the car"

so i do what he says cuz im scared as hell.

he looks at my Id and finds out that im from Australia.

My girlfreind then starts mouthing off at the cop, because she is from B.C.
Well the cop dousnt like the sound of that and beats her up!
I was about to go ape(Please refrain from swearing) but decided it was best not to.
I didnt even get touched by the two cops that were there.

SO we both get arrested.

My girlfreind was all bloodied up and got charged with resisting arrest.
And i got charged with weapons dangerous.

So i had to keep coming in and out of court for about 4 months wich totaly rooted my plans of traveling around canada.

So i started to run out of money to live on, and im getting towards the end of the whole court process.

I got a free lawyer to talk to because he was an Australian too wich was pretty lucky.
SO I had the choice of waiting another week for a nicer judge or going now and having some hardass judge.
So i had no money and had to go with the hardass guy.
Well I got out of the cop shop on $500 dollars bail, wich you get back after the end of your court thingo.

The judge gives me a measly 100 dollar fine , just so that i have a record in canada.

So now i have a record and cant get into america, wich is a hassle because most flights back to Australia have to stop off in Hawai, so i had to find a flight wich didnt let you get off the plane.

Well i got back to Australia allright and find out that my girl was getting a $2000 fine and had to get a lawyer and everything..

ohwell..

So remember... If you cant do the time, dont do the crime!


ps..sorry if it was a poor effort on the story.. just woke up..

i got busted half a year ago with weed at school good times good times btw half of my teacher hinted to me after that ,that there have smoke before good times

i used to throw rocks at peoples houses. till a police dude saw me and brung me home. throwing rox is fun.

"well niagara falls is abit of a crummy town. Up the top near the falls its all casinos,
and down the bottom its just a bum crummy town..Really run down and depressing.
I stay in this hostel with weed ensignia everywhere, and im thinking.. yeah canada! weed ! awesome
I meet this canadian girl that is living in Niagara falls, and after a few weeks i end up moving in with her.."

You describe it so accuratly. I've always thought Niagra falls was a crap hole my self. The casino has been quite bad in my opinion. People go in blow $100 000 or all their life savings in like an hour. Get a few drinks in em and they jump of the falls because they have nothing left. It happens so often its pretty sad. But they have the hershey chocolate factory there so that gives it bonus points ^_^ as well on the main stretch they have a whole bunch of wax museums and crap lol :D

The really nice place to go is Niagra on the lake. It is a very nice town with beautiful buildings and landscaping.

ANYWAYS!

Another time I was walking with my friend down the street and he chucked this big stick on the roof of this garden store. Like the instant we walk around the next corner we here a siren and a cop jumps out. He yells at me why were you throwing rocks at that building. So I was like I wasnt throwing (Please refrain from swearing). "Thats not what I heard from the witness over there" he says to me. So I am like "I didn't do (Please refrain from swearing)" once again. Then my friend even admits that he did it but the cop dosnt believe him. Luckily the owner of the shop came by and said that no damages were done so he didnt charge me for something I didnt do. Then he threatened to drive me home to talk with my parents lol.

The most recent was about 2 years ago when I was doubling my friend home on a bike. This bike is in pretty bad condition and the brakes were failing lol. So we get up to this light and it just changes we don't have time to stop because of the brakes. The only car we see is like a block away and was just beginning to speed up. My friend yells in my ear "gogogo" she will see us and stop for us. So I do and she dosnt see us. Boom! $3000 dollars damage to her car just like that. Our bodies smashed her windshield, the hood of the car, the side mirror was completly gone, and the panels were all busted in. The bike only had a wobbled tire. Basically she didn't even know she hit us. She got out of her car and was like "wtf did I hit".

The cop got there and added up all the laws we broke and decided that we were at fault. No helmets, doubling on a bike, running a red light, riding on the sidewalk. He threatened to charge both of us about $750 dollars plus we both would have lost our beginners driver's license due to the 6 demerits he would charge us. However it was a nice cop and he didn't charge us anything for the damage we did to the car since no one was actually hurt(He said he was busy, which in Canada means he wanted some Tim Hortons). My friend found out later that he had broke a rib, anyways basically all that happened out of it was a really sore bodies and an embarrasing story, since about 250 highschool friends were all walking home and saw it.

Moral of the story... obey traffic laws, wear a helmet, make sure your brakes work, and don't do stupid things your friends tell you! xD

Sorry if that was poorly written I read over it once.

So yea I have never been arrested but almost in a few other instances ;)

lol that dose not count

oh ya i remembr this time me and my friend where running to tocobell and ran acoss a street/red ligth and i banged on this car and then we went into tocobell and a MOTERFREAKING BIG ASZ GUY COMES IN PICKS US UP AND SLAMS US AGAINST THE WALL and he starts yelling at us telling us hes a cop and that we banged on his car as we are up in the air and agaisnt a wall everybody is looking at us and after a half hour us the wall he leaves and me and my friends FALL over laughing and shiit and then we get some really good taco's and do it again

I get in enough trouble when I accidently leave my baggage unattended at an airport.

I got thrown into a cop car and (Please refrain from swearing) for skateboarding


YAY AMERICA THE FREE COUNTRY

I got thrown out of a taqueria for "disrupting the customers".

I have never been arrested. I am a good boy :>

i was nearly arrested once.. but i fleed and hid in the forest and i never heard from them again :O

i was speeding with a mc..

Im not sure, but i think i got a record from doing "Graffiti"

I got arrested last year for pulled a huge sword out on my mother cause she slapped me. Spent 14 hours in juvi and i just got done with my counsiling today. Charges will be dropped in a matter of weeks.

quote:Originally posted by StalkyMancer, I care about it more than I care about another of Hitmans tiresome drugs-related stories.
It's relevant to the topic at hand.

Dude, you gotta stop holding grudges.

quote:Originally posted by jebushunterlol that dose not count

oh ya i remembr this time me and my friend where running to tocobell and ran acoss a street/red ligth and i banged on this car and then we went into tocobell and a MOTERFREAKING BIG ASZ GUY COMES IN PICKS US UP AND SLAMS US AGAINST THE WALL and he starts yelling at us telling us hes a cop and that we banged on his car as we are up in the air and agaisnt a wall everybody is looking at us and after a half hour us the wall he leaves and me and my friends FALL over laughing and shiit and then we get some really good taco's and do it again

OGM RELLY?
Moral of your story:
Learn to spell Taco, Mother, Does, Tacos, Remember, Yeah, Light, and learn some punctuation.

you pulled a sword on your mother?

Awesome!

i got a feeling that you're a lying (Please refrain from swearing)..

quote:Originally posted by HHHi got a feeling that you're a lying (Please refrain from swearing)..

Same, dont you think just 14 hours of juvi and counseling is a tad bit less then deserved for attacking your mom with a sword just for slapping you? IMO you should be in a mental clinic, after being arrested for assualt w/ a deadly weapon/attempted murder for a looong time.
EDIT: fixed typo >_<
EDIT2: fixed another typo. Thanks for not picking at it like you always do.

quote:Originally posted by paramudOGM RELLY?
Moral of your story:
Learn to spell Taco, Mother, Does, Tacos, Remember, Yeah, Light, and learn some punctuation.
Learn some vocabulary, like INFERIOR, or what a thesaurus actually is. Oh, and how to spell it too. And counsel.

quote:...we had to write a report about fire saftey, AND a poster...

Can we see the poster? Pweeeeeeeeeeeeese?

Anyway, the most serious thing I ever did was throw a plastic bottle at a kid at primary school. I got a lunchtime yard duty. Does that count? I was stuck with the b**chiest teacher in school for one hour.

Was she hot?

lol


thanks for posting this thread i really like talking about drugs and getting busted



hmmmm that dose not sound rigth

Oh yeah, then there was the other time I got thrown out of the same taco place for almost starting a fight.