who can give me the crack of the game?

HAHA MORON!!!

Lol, welp, good bye!

People never learn.

Goodbye.

I thought you were gonna discuss a /crack which would give a cool blurry effect on the monitor. 'Twas nice knowing you...

Baka. Get lost.

Poor guy, we should add to the forums rules No Asking For Cracks/Hacks etc unless its already there, or we should just put it on the first page.

Edit: http://www.soldatforums.com/rules.asp#rulesid9

because we need to enforce common sense.

l0l

Unfortunately, common sense is often the rule that needs the most reinforcement. :/

get the crack at goatse.ca

Psyk3r don't link to porn or you will get banned too lol :O

When did Goatse end up on a Canadian domain :'( This makes me sad

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since the original goatse was taken down, its popped up on a lot of different places, one of them being a .ca I suppose

'tis sad indeed

Good bye ol' chum.

P.S. Why the HELL would you ask for a crack on the OFFICIAL forums of the game, where the creator even posts frequently?

"Member Since: 25 Jan 2004"

:Q

huhuhuhu ;D

/me laughs

quote:Originally posted by _Mancer_"Member Since: 25 Jan 2004"

:Q


Lol .... so he has been playing soldat for over a year at least, and he asks for a crack now lol.

I think a possible explanation is that most of the keys that were circulating around no longer work with soldat in the new version, so he came here to look xD

Don't ban him make him a muppet!!!

Oh. My. God.
"Hey btw, if ye hav da krak kuld ya send it to me then, m8?"

haha bye bye!

*wave*

I've always wanted to post into threads like this.

*post*

Eh.

in before the lock!

lol i love when people do this *wipes tear*

quote:Originally posted by EnEsCein before the lock!

dont lock it yet...
ok now you can
hahahahaha bann pittbuull fforreevverrrr (gost weird echo) lol banned stupid retard
edit: ban song to the tune of cancan

ban ban now we get to ban ban because he asked for cracks on the oficial forums!

spam spam now we get to spam spam telling him how stupid he is for posting!

banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban
so much fun banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban
retard banbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanbanban!!
make him search for lol in the bash pit

meh

I think he learned his lesson.

quote:Originally posted by pitbullwho can give me the crack of the game?



well nice knowing ya fool. What a dumb***. caust its B-A-N-N-E-D man.

at least we get one of these kinds of toic everytime a tard comes allong.

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.Psyk3r don't link to porn or you will get banned too lol :O

When did Goatse end up on a Canadian domain :'( This makes me sad

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Wanted Sign!

lmfao this guy has to be joking acct was made just to post this my guess.

quote:Originally posted by GAMEOVERlmfao this guy has to be joking acct was made just to post this my guess.


....... what

He made an acct just to make this topic as a joke. What do you mean WHAT?

Check the ip of gameover and pitbull and compare lol ^__^

I stated the most obvious reason so far... >:O

lol this isnt banned yet??? this is sad

quote:Originally posted by jebushunterlol this isnt banned yet??? this is sad


The same is said of you.

post before it gets he gets banned/ locked topic....hehe

The Geologist look at my pic there you see what i just flip you lol that the us fliping the birded at you

o.O Right Jebus, right.

quote:Originally posted by jebushunterThe Geologist look at my pic there you see what i just flip you lol that the us fliping the birded at you


Yea yea, sure sure. If you're done begging for attention...

I have a feeling that he just hated the bink in the new version. Oh well, sucks to be him, using cracks.
Don't you know cracks blow ur hard drives?

this is fun we should ban tards more often :)

Gezuz Chrouist!

If you consider Goatse porn, that's disturbing.

Geologist FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT DOWN THE PIPE

STFU GHAYHUNTER, NOBODY LIKES YOU! JUST GO (Please refrain from swearing)ING AWAY YOU (Please refrain from swearing)ING (Please refrain from swearing)(Please refrain from swearing)!
AND DON'T YOU DARE TO BAN ME AGAIN FOR SWEARING!
(Please refrain from swearing) you Jebushunter, go rape a kitten andshoot urself in the head

AMEN!!!

It's a goth thing, right?

I assume so. *stares, amazed*

My virgin ears!!!

wow. you need to get high. i wish i could get that angry at someone... *checks forum...* oh... nevermind :l

Bashpit.

Bashpit!

Achtung1

Oh Joe Rogan, there's something you don't know about me.... I SMOKE ROCKS

quote:Originally posted by lastpatriotAchtung1

Do you even know what does "achtung" mean, mate?

WARNING WARNING

DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE

I like the Electric Six :P

[code]
Fire in the disco, Fire in the Taco Bell
Fire in the disco, Fire in the gates of hell,
Dont you wanna know how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire, It's my desire,it's my desire,
Dont you wanna know how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire!
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss, when we touch!
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss, when we touch, when we kiss!
Dont you wanna know how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire, It's my desire,
Dont you wanna know how we keep starting fires!?
It's my desire, It's my desire,
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! It's High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss, when we touch!
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, and when we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss, when we touch, when we kiss!
Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Taco Bell!
Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Disco!
Fire in the Gates of Hell!
[/code]

You!
I wanna take you to a (Please refrain from swearing) bar,
I wanna take you to a (Please refrain from swearing) bar,
I wanna take you to a (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar.
YEEEOOOOW!
At the (Please refrain from swearing) bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar.



I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar, (Please refrain from swearing) bar.
YEEEOOOOW!

You're a superstar, at the (Please refrain from swearing) bar.
You're a superstar, at the (Please refrain from swearing) bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the (Please refrain from swearing) bar.
You're a superstar, at the (Please refrain from swearing) bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar




Edit: Lol, owned by the forum censor.

Sinners breakin' down on a camel's back
They just gotta go cause they don't know whack.
Now all ya'll fill the streets its a pitty to see,
You'll never leave the county cause youre bad and free.
You've got a new horizon its emephoral style,
Melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna see is the message beep,
My dreams they gotta kiss me cause I don't get sleep, no.

for a 1'st post its pritty good 3 pages allredy :P lol

Choose Your Destiny
Flawless Victory
Choose Your Destiny
Flawless Victory


Fight


Finish Him!
Excellent

Liu Kang, Sonya, Jax, Kintaro, Jade, Sub Zero,
Scorpion, Cyrax, Smoke, Sheeva, Motaro
Muahahaa



Fight!



Finish Her!
Excellent

Liu Kang, Sonya, Jax, Kintaro, Jade, Sub Zero,
Scorpion, Cyrax, Smoke, Sheeva, Motaro
Muahahaa



Brutality
Animality
Fatality
Supurb

Fight!

Choose your Destiny,
You'll Never Win
Muahahaha

Liu Kang, Sonya, Jax, Kintaro, Jade, Sub Zero,
Scorpion, Cyrax, Smoke, Sheeva, Motaro
Muahahaa



Fight!

I want to be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause (oooh)
I will travel across the land
Searchin' far and wide
Each Pokmon to understand
The power that's inside! (Power inside!)

Pokmon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokmon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokmon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokmon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle everyday
To claim my rightful place!
Come with me, the time is right!
There's no better team
Arm and arm, we'll win the fight!
It's always been a dream!

Pokmon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokmon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokmon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokmon!
(Gotta catch 'em) Gotta catch 'em (Pokmon!)

Pokmon!
It's you and me.
I know it's my destiny!
Pokmon!
Ooh you're my best friend
In a world we must defend!
Pokmon!
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokmon!
(I'll catch you!)
(Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em Gotta catch 'em all!
Pokmon!

still not banned??? its been 3 days?!?!?!?!?!?!? wow

Candelabra snuffed prey - silhouette wedded
Nightfall take my hand
Seduce me with silky timbred limbs
Grant me thy dark command
Over the peaks framing tapestries
Of thick forest, dusk has filled
With Lucifugous kisses enwreathed in mist
Creeping like violations from the shadows to kill

Lucretia
is my love in vein
When thy tears bleed sweeter
Thank the midsummer rain?
Bewinged, infested belfries
Toll o'er the sobbing throng
A writhe of lethargic, terrored nudes
Whipped and welted neath the barbed windsong...

(in saddean paradise
Ancestral legacies linger on....)

I am He
The crowned and conquering darkness
(Please refrain from swearing) robed in ecumenical filth
Livid Bacchus sustained by bridal echelons of sylph

This wintry eve when the snow glistens deep
And sharpened turrets wed the jewelless skies
I shrug off the shroud of preternatural sleep
Enbroided by these words Malaresia scribed...

"Beauty slept and angels wept
For Her immortal soul
In this response, all evil chose
To claim her for their very own"

Carpathia
The pleasured dead speak of her
In necromantic tongue
When ambered daylights are done

Masterbating in their graves
On her zenith to come...

This catafalque night when awed stars report
Their absence from the heavenly brow
Crippled seraph shalt cower in illustrious courts
Whilsts the cloaked maelstrom resounds throughout

"How the storm it fulfills
My heart though unhealed
Celestial knifes ebonied
And wild woods thrill
Yet far fiercer still
Her lustre eviscerates me"

Carpathia
Priapic lovers twist in concert with Her
Covenants are struck, jagged lightning fellates
The path towards the castle weary innocence takes

I rule as Master here
Where feral hordes impart my temper
Love sank wounded when I, betrayed
saw death etch cruelly, upon my lineage

"Usher the spite seething Draconist
And commit this world to thy ancient
sovereignty"

Erunescent veil descend
Psalmed sunset thus portends
And laid to rest, I now am blessed
With this darkness... Forever more

Supreme Vampiric Evil

Banana Phone
by Raffi
album:
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing
-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too! Oh Yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with appeal!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me, Bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop!

Cradle Of Filth is better :d

I don't think Kintaro was in MK 1... Or Jax. Just to let Karm know that

Isn't Johnny Cage mentioned in the song?

Anyway, here's some lyrics:Here we are, born to be kings, We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, Fighting to survive in a world with the darkest powers

And here we are, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We've come to be the rulers of your world
I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings
I have no rival, no man can be my equal
Take me to the future of your world

Born to be kings, Princes of the universe
Fighting and free, got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe

No man could understand, my power is in my own hand
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh
People talk about you, people say you've had your day
I'm a man that will go far, fly the moon and reach for the stars
With my sword and head held high
Got to pass the test first time - yeah
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day
But I can prove you wrong cos' I'm right first time

Yeah, Yeah, Alright, Watch this man fly
Bring on the girls

Here we are, Born to be kings, We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong...
Born to be kings, Princes of the universe, fighting and free
Got the world in my hands
I'm here for your love, and I'll make my stand

We were born to be princes of the universe

Queen, Princes of the Universe

Wtf I started this didn't I >.<

Yes.

hehe lol

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.Wtf I started this didn't I >.<


Trend(Please refrain from swearing).

lock soon... *waiting* any minute now...

HAHAHAHA...you just sit there and wait for it to be locked.

fyi i am *waits for lock* any second... locked yet?? no... *waits more* im hungry *waits while eating sandwitch* any second now *waits with sandwitch crumbs on shirt* oops *wipes off shirt... (repeat prosses)

[spoiler](Don't)[/spoiler] Hold your breath...

HIGH JACK

quote:Originally posted by damnnationCradle Of Filth is better :d
AhahahahahahahahahahaAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I really hope you're joking.

[spoiler]cock[/spoiler]

*deep breath*... * *holds* *highlights* WTF crap... *waiting for lock*... ... ... ... ... mabe nobody is gonna lock it... *waits for lock*

quote:Originally posted by lastpatriot[spoiler]cock[/spoiler]


how you do that

[spoiler]I wonder....[/spoiler]

lol cant use forum code at all *waiting for lock* ah screw it *gets a sandwitch* thats better *starts to /piss in soldat*

[spoiler]THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE DOSN'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO DO THIS :'([/spoiler]

ahhhh im so mad im the only one who cant do it I CANT TAKE IT

[spoiler]I won't spoil our fun. AND I STARTED THIS![/spoiler]

don't worrie jebus hunter your not the only one who can't do it ;'(

Oh I won't spoil the fun for others. I hate to spoil stuff. You'll figure out yourself how to put a spoiler :o

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky 13[spoiler]I won't spoil our fun. AND I STARTED THIS![/spoiler]


[spoiler]Trend(Please refrain from swearing).[/spoiler]

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You're so cool.

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.Check the ip of gameover and pitbull and compare lol ^__^

Are you serious how the hell do you think thats me lmfao @ your silly cupcake ass.

quote:I stated the most obvious reason so far... >:O


What reasons you didnt state (Please refrain from swearing)

quote:Originally posted by lastpatriot[spoiler]All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. [/spoiler]



[/i][spoiler]omg i just found out that if you high ligth it you cann see what it says im so stupid[/spoiler]

yes you are

haah jebus got owned lol

Someone should sig that.

[spoiler]hmmmm go (Please refrain from swearing) off[/spoiler]

lol
oh no i still can't do it!
:( im so lonely

[spoiler]omg im the last person on earth to figure out how to do this

P.S. sorry about the double post[/spoiler] lol YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

party at my house[spoiler]1403 87pl keno WI[/spoiler]

Now I know where you live!

[spoiler]cencored[/spoiler]

quote:Originally posted by Cookie.
[spoiler]Trend(Please refrain from swearing).[/spoiler]


[spoiler]You are continuing it, copycat![/spoiler]

[spoiler]ddddddddddddddddddddddd[/spoiler]

hahaha pitbull posts count is -1 lol

quote:Originally posted by jebushunterhahaha pitbull posts count is -1 lol



.......and???

~"chank's zoldat is the back with i knife"~

[spoiler]your moms a retard[/spoiler]
bwahhaha

hahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha wait im not done laughing yet hahahahahahahahah ha hahhahahahahahah ha ha ha haha




btw you cant say anything about my mom because she a crack (Please refrain from swearing) (Please refrain from swearing) fucher slut

sounds like camping carl ^

lol... pitbulls banned... lol
now just wait for the lock...
*waiting*

Hold your breath, please.

im turning purple! can i breath now!?

No.

quote:Originally posted by karmazonsounds like camping carl ^


I remember his stories...

lol

quote:Originally posted by TheFunktopusNo.


PLEASE! im truning this aquaish color now! *yawns* woopps i took a breath

Should somebody shoot him?