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Deleted User
August 28, 2005, 5:45 pm
mine are almost all nades suicides

August 28, 2005, 11:25 pm
M79 boost by a comrade into my own knife after throwing it at the enemy.
It was haaaaaaaaaawt.

Deleted User
August 29, 2005, 4:30 am
In a ctf server, about 10 times i was nading enemies and shooting, and after i killed them id land right into my own pool of explosions. I ALWAYS did it and i was too wreckless to think before i naded. XD

August 29, 2005, 1:09 pm
Yup, i always trip on my own nades. You can barely see it.

August 29, 2005, 1:09 pm
thy came back for me...

August 29, 2005, 2:21 pm
In a realistic CTF server i was in red base about to shoot my LAW when a blue popped up out of tht tunnel...explosion killed both of us and tossed my body across and down into the other tunnel.

Deleted User
August 29, 2005, 2:25 pm

but i really hate when i trip on my own nades
i see a enemy e throw him like 2 nades and the first dont kill him and them i forgot the second nade and trip on it am BUM im dead

August 29, 2005, 3:11 pm
/mercy always amusss me

Deleted User
August 29, 2005, 4:15 pm
i forgot that command mercy, thats a nice way to suicide lol
but brutalkill command is more cool

August 29, 2005, 8:51 pm
the /mercy is cool for a few weapons, but i think its funniest when you use your fists.

Deleted User
August 29, 2005, 10:03 pm
yeah, death punch

August 29, 2005, 10:18 pm
Shooting a law up in the air and then pissing in the air...

Fire Fox
August 29, 2005, 10:45 pm
I threw my knife at an enemy above me on b2b at the bridge it missed and came back and peged me in the face lol it was quite funny and very hawt i might add!

Deleted User
August 31, 2005, 11:15 am
yeah, it looks funny but when ur dead and see the enemy alive and run with your flag is not funny anymore lol

August 31, 2005, 12:11 pm
Any time I have had a double M79, shot one into the air at an enemy flying over, missed, shot the other one which hits and kills, then the first shot falls back down on me and kills me.

So awesome.

August 31, 2005, 12:17 pm
I´ve painted my nades red, so i can see ´em better!
My funniest suicide:
I ran in to my own knife but i killed 3 ppl with my ak :D

Deleted User
September 1, 2005, 7:49 am
well i am getting hunted i use a nade in front of me lay down on it and ha the other guy come by me and i blow me and him/her up

September 1, 2005, 9:36 am
darkslide, i paint my neon pink, nah, i paint mine red.

September 3, 2005, 12:50 am
hmmm my funniest death it seems impossible but once i was barreting and it richocheted off 3 walls and hit me lol how i said over and over again

Deleted User
September 3, 2005, 12:58 am
I die by fall damage alot.

September 3, 2005, 1:28 am
When I fall (I play only realistic)

September 3, 2005, 2:03 am
Not hot but embarassing for me is that pretty often when approaching the enemy base and spamming it with nades, I try to catch the enemy flag, not noticing that there are still some of my nades left lying on the ground..

September 3, 2005, 3:19 am
when i spam all my grenades in one spot and kill myself with another guy.

Deleted User
September 20, 2005, 11:40 pm
mine was with a modification that i made that the mp5 shot greanades
and had 60 bullets I shot them up an


nuclear sized explosion

Deleted User
September 21, 2005, 3:33 am
when i dont know if this counts buttt
i was playing DM and i have no gun in mid air and a knifer comes throws his knife it hits me ~LAG or some thing messed up~~ i dont die i pick up his knife i throw it kills him and we both DIE? happed VERY FAST

September 27, 2005, 11:50 am
i lawed the enemy base in fortress mortar-style, and then ran in. upon reaching one of the walls, i got killed by my missile

Deleted User
September 27, 2005, 12:27 pm
quote:Originally posted by MisterXNot hot but embarassing for me is that pretty often when approaching the enemy base and spamming it with nades, I try to catch the enemy flag, not noticing that there are still some of my nades left lying on the ground..

I do that a lot... I'll toss some nades into the enemy base, and then I'll mentally slap myself because I'll realize that I can't go in there and take the flag.

When I whip out my chainsaw, sometimes if I get slammed into a wall or the ground or something, I get myself killed. I don't have any real remarkable stories though...

September 29, 2005, 8:57 pm
Got a triple kill on Air Pirates, two with the deagles and one with the nade. I took the time to type 'ownd' and my last round hit me.

Got thrown by a law explosion onto the ground in realistic, killed me.

Threw myself off a level with recoil.

Threw some nades, then one up, spas hit me and threw me into my nade in the air, threw me onto the nades on the ground. The last event killed me.

Deleted User
September 29, 2005, 9:06 pm
My random nading of people and somehow ending up in my little pool of grenades. O_o; Rather ironic that when I run around with the saw, 90% of my nades hit the target.

September 29, 2005, 9:08 pm
I was playing realistic mode and i was here

And then the meditkit falled down of the sky and i runned for it and i forgeted that iwe one sec earlyer throwned my nade there so "Yeees meditkit yeessss woo hooo....*BOOM**body flying in the air somewhere...bump*

Deleted User
October 2, 2005, 12:41 am

another sucidide hapen to me was in ctf_b2b, ive pick a law and i was in the top of the blue base. just for fun ive fired the missile up thinking it was going to hit a enemy, but soon i done that, a guy apear and start shoting at me, with my agility and quick think ive swich to my powefull m79 and
the law missile ive shoted up lands on me, meat for all!!!!!!!

October 2, 2005, 1:33 am
Mostly me running into knives... Also set /brutalkill as a taunt and hold the taunt key :D

- Tek -
October 2, 2005, 4:39 am
I just try to jump onto their m79 so they destroy themselves.

Deleted User
October 2, 2005, 6:46 am
I was in CTF_Run and threw a knife straight up at some guy when I was right above the long tunnel going down. A grenade exploding above my head launched me down into the tunnel, so I forgot about the guy and took aim forward.

My knife stabbed me in the face 10 seconds later.

October 2, 2005, 9:22 pm
I was in DM Bridge and I shot a M79 grenade up and over a platform and I was running under it, just where the platform ended the grenade fell near it and landed exactly on my head and I died :/

sam 2424
October 3, 2005, 6:38 pm
When i playd soldat by my friend,i was just teaching him this game. I taked chainsaw and showed how it works, then i quickly changed the weapon(M 79) and i was still pressing mouse left button, there was a box really near and

October 3, 2005, 8:08 pm
Ohhh man I got a good one...but it was with a WM so it's kinda cheap. I made the Minimi into a napalm cannon (fires thirty cluster nades from a clip at rapid speed) and was on Lagrange with a couple dozen bot teammates, just sprayed straight into the air...those clusters popped open and came down right on my head, blasted me apart and threw pieces all over the map...my head flew from one side of the map to the other. 'Twas awesome.

Deleted User
October 3, 2005, 8:17 pm
Yeah those crazy weapon mods. When they make a sub machine gun shoot nades, you pile them up, and watch your fps go to 3 :O

October 3, 2005, 8:30 pm
heh, that's what I hate about the cluster-minimi, when you unload the whole clip it just shakes the [CENSORED] out of teh screen. Zomg.

October 5, 2005, 8:25 am
I collected a flag and was feeling really good about myself.
Now I was on EnEsCe corp server so there was no barret, forcing me to use M79.
So I was running off with my lovely flag and an enemie arrived, oh dear. I shot the M79 into the air and missed him. So I pulled out my knife and knocked his head off, only to be killed by my homing M79 shot.
I know its not hot, funny or even remotly interesting but i had to say something.

October 14, 2005, 5:10 am
Well, with the new v1.3 lag system I had the best time on a CTF server playing some sweet map. I loved using the LAW because it reloaded hella fast. I was about to shoot some guy who was above me and the rocket went straight through him, he lawed me though (out of irony i don't know)and i died, as soon as such someone m79ed him right by my carcas and my rocket eventually came down and rained hell on both of our dead bodies. Damn fun.

October 16, 2005, 1:13 am
When I get trapped in a polygon and bullet ricochet and kill me.

October 16, 2005, 5:02 pm
I once threw on a rombomatch server a couple of doesens os granades and no i didnt walk ove them.
I started walkin alai when some guy spessed me inti my lake of nedes and NUKED ME TO HELL
No really the fun part was the body flying. Iflew like the whole map and crashed into a wall. :P

Deleted User
October 16, 2005, 9:06 pm
This happened today to me...I was fighting with bots and a bot run under me,it was like this:
P1rodude from Chile!!111:(Threw grenade)Damn!didnt hit him
P1rodude from Chile!!111:(threw another)Damn again!
P1rodude from Chile!!111:(N` finally a third nade)DAMN!Damn you to hell bot! HUH!?(he's surrounded by 3 nades)
P1rodude from Chile!!111:S**t c**p and other swernings...
Haaaa... I owned myself XDDD

Pd:I AM P1rodude from Chile!!111

Deleted User
October 17, 2005, 10:08 pm
1) fly verry high after spawn, shoot m79. typ fast /kill, astand on the place where m79 bullet will land...

2) /mercy

October 20, 2005, 2:02 pm
lol I got a good one:
I had my knife, I was heading toward this guy in air. I threw my knife, it went over him...then hit me and I died....he was laughing for a whole 10minutes

October 20, 2005, 7:29 pm
Okay, one time my friend showed me a "rain of death" with the Minigun, so I tried it and I wound up killing myself.

And of course, you can throw nades and they bounce back into your face and you die.

October 23, 2005, 1:23 am
I went to some guy's room where using the knife blows yourself up...my team killed the entire other team and i went to the other team's only 1 spawn point..........
Warpo:Peace offering from the red team!!!
*Warpo stabs with knife*
*Bodies fly everywere*
*Stop it kill combo!*

October 26, 2005, 1:59 am
I was running in Lagrange on the bottom part, near the middle of the level where there is a dip down. I saw a guy on the other team through a gap, and shot at him with the deagles. I had very little health left, mind you. I keep running, and I see a health pack. As I am about to get to it, the shot comes back through another gap and hits me in the back of the head, killing me. My corpse falls on the health packs.

Also, mercy rocks with the spas12. Shooting yourself through with a shotgun is hot as hell. Or /mercy with the Law or the m79.

October 26, 2005, 2:03 am
stern is right thats so fun

Deleted User
October 30, 2005, 2:50 am
kamakazi missions are my gnarlyest (and the most fun)

October 31, 2005, 10:59 am
it was on inf_outpost, i had the m79 and i boost next to the static machine gun, and i splashed myself on the upper polygons (deadly poly)... and my body fall down lol

October 31, 2005, 11:31 am
lol well ofcourse somthing simple

i threw a grenade and it rebounded straight back at me blowing my body into pieces

Deleted User
November 1, 2005, 4:15 pm
Stared at some enemy,tossed a few grenades after I won the staring contest.Enemy ran away ,Chased the enemy,walked in my nades.

I really have to paint those things purple....

November 1, 2005, 7:11 pm
when using m79 i always have the socom as sec., so that i quikly kan switch if i miss... well, with multiple enemy attack i tend to forget where i shoot, and somtimes the shell drops right down on me as i shoot with the socom..:P lousy m79!

November 4, 2005, 6:16 am
I was using an m79,an enemy was above me,I shot at him and missed,at just the right angle. So I pulled out my Socom,running to where my m79 shot was, shot a few shots of Socom,rolled to avoid his sprays, and met my m79 right in the middle of my roll.

Oh, and one time I tried to catch an m79 shot.

On purpose.

November 4, 2005, 2:21 pm
the best suicide ive ever had was when I was flying in air...3 guys come forward at me and my support kills them...then the 3 guys or 4 come back and start tossin knives at them and they kill them again. Then they got pissed and started walking backwards so we didnt kill them. They got our flag tho so we had to. Then I shot a LAW and the law bullet....VERY SADLY came from the wall above me and ripped me apart. I dont get how this was possible...but this killed all my teammates. =D

November 4, 2005, 2:23 pm
Lol forgot to mention my other shots were where the bullet BACKFIRED and killed me...

Deleted User
November 7, 2005, 6:18 pm
My favorite suicides are gunning myself down with bullets that fall back down the sky.

November 7, 2005, 10:14 pm
On one CTF map i was flying to the other side and threw a nade over the big platform above me, i take a few shots at the dudes on teh bottm, kill one, start running towards em and get hit from a nade that came from above me. Turns out it was the one i threw but it caught and rolled off into me below.