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Funniest excuse for leaving war EVER
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RaVeN6_6_6
August 30, 2005, 2:21 pm
Early today my clan was warring cf and halfway into the first round, one of my teammates disconnected so we had to call off the war. Here is a bit of the conversation i had where i asked what happened.



Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
sup
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
wat appened to CF?
Phil (>tG<|R.a.V.e.N) says:
we stopped after u left
Phil (>tG<|R.a.V.e.N) says:
what happened?
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
oh good
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
my dad kicked the computer down
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
i am on my old computer. great.
Phil (>tG<|R.a.V.e.N) says:
what do you mean he kicked the computer down?
Phil (>tG<|R.a.V.e.N) says:
did he literally kick it?
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
as in he kicked it
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
the mobo cracker and the optical drives were hit hard
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
he is like crazy
Phil (>tG<|R.a.V.e.N) says:
why the (Please refrain from swearing) did he kick it
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
cus he was doing work and i was playing
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
..
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
he dont like that
Phil (>tG<|R.a.V.e.N) says:
psycho
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
i know
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
omg it cost me $3000
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
he better pay me
Greg (>tG<|Freeman) says:
i hate him..



Is this not the funniest excuse for leaving a war that you ever heard? Just thought I'd share the laughter. Enjoy

Deleted User
August 31, 2005, 4:34 am
not really the funniest thing i've heard but it's funny how nerdy the guy is

peemonkey
August 31, 2005, 4:55 am
mobo cracker sounds funny. what the sodomy is it?

RaVeN6_6_6
August 31, 2005, 7:27 am
Apparently its some kind of expensive ram. I'd never heard of it either.

Krieg
August 31, 2005, 7:32 am
haha, freeman the damn nerd man :P

hey peemonkey whats with the pink colt?

Da cHeeSeMaN
August 31, 2005, 8:55 am
ahahah lol

-he wants hes gun to be pimpin (thus the pink)

bond_james_bond
September 1, 2005, 3:11 pm
You know, I get the same problem with my dad... Which is why we got a wireless router.

CrapBomba
September 2, 2005, 3:26 am
lol you should report this, then it would be really funny. His dads just a drunk/pothead mostlikely.
My favorite excuse for leaving is:
"OMFG IM GONNA DIE. WISH ME LUCK, BAI."
or, my uber fave:
"g2g, my wife needs some humpin'"
Ooooooooooh yeah.