Mmm...can you smell it?

I hate bacon. Sausages are better.

I want those bacons :(

The real question is.... do you want a bacon vender in the mens bathroom?

If it's free, then yes, yes I do.

I certainly do. As long as he's by the door and not by the stalls.

I didn't mean an actual person vending, I meant a machine vender, like beside the condom vender...

As long as it's by the door and away from the stalls.

But just imagine the pig holocaust that would ensue. The demand for bacon is currently only limited by it's classification as a breakfast food. If bacon was acceptable to eat anytime you were in the bathroom, not only would we see a decrease in productivity as millions of people took more bathroom breaks, but the skyrocketing demand for bacon could only be met by an equally massive slaughter of swines. The streets would run red with the blood of pigs, their population would probably never recover, and it would all be a direct result of you using that signature. Damn you.

Damn you to hell.

I eat bacon salad, bacon nachoes, bacon bacon, bacon an eggs, bacon with ketchup, bacon with catsup, bacon with motor oil, and alot of other bacon and bacon accessories.

I'm sorry, but bacon is all I have to live for.

...

I'm a Muslim.

:/

quote:The demand for bacon is currently only limited by it's classification as a breakfast food.

Bacon tastes good any time of day bubba. Believe me!

pardon my spamming.
save the pigs!
the pig army will fight
bravely, mark my words!
thank you for your patience.

Don't save these pigs. :o

So, yeah.. when do I get MY bacon?

You can have mine (I don't really like the stuff)...